Damn! We are praying a Hedge... of protection around you buddy!!! hahah should people be grateful for that.... I would want the thick cement wall with razerwire on top of that badboy!!!!! hahahaha
My favourite are the "Father, we just pray that, you know, your will be done, but if xyz is ok father we just ask for that, and we just ask that your will be done, but if we can just get a new car/job/etc, but we just want your will to be done."
Lord I just, just, just, just... uh I want your just just just justification just just just just........ just, Amen...:D
kyliepspinelli 2 weeks ago
Devil walks like this. XD
skyxlovesxyou 1 month ago 3
Spirit of low carb rain down on me now!!! dwl
MrTristoner 3 months ago 2
Damn! We are praying a Hedge... of protection around you buddy!!! hahah should people be grateful for that.... I would want the thick cement wall with razerwire on top of that badboy!!!!! hahahaha
snowleopard299 3 months ago 2
@snowleopard299 I think he said dan...thats awkward.
64foreverlove 3 months ago
HAHHAHAHH XD
GBfanatic15 4 months ago
Put a hedge of protection around my pancreas lord!
SwagTurnedOn99 4 months ago 5
Turn this Cheeto into a carrot stick on the way down.
SwagTurnedOn99 4 months ago
Turn this Cheetos
SwagTurnedOn99 4 months ago
Spirit of low carbs rain down on me!! Hahaha. Turn this Cheettoo
SwagTurnedOn99 4 months ago 2
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and "lord lay me down to sleep *mwhahahaha*" "see ya in the morning, I DONT KNOW! 50/50 I CANT GUARANTEE ANYTHING
Parents: we scared the hell outta him haha
whydoyoucareperson 4 months ago
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whydoyoucareperson 4 months ago
lol "lord i just oh i just just just come to justice holy spirit with justly justliness" "JUST FINISH THE SENTENCE!" hahaha
whydoyoucareperson 4 months ago 3
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whydoyoucareperson 4 months ago
... Oh, and don't let the bed-bugs bite. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
BKupchuck57 4 months ago
Not a Christian, but the Cheetos and Dr.Pepper bit was pretty funny.
sglasspool 5 months ago
Just just father father father just father father just just.....
sarahkmur 5 months ago
What is this greenery? I can't get through that! Move that bush! My greatest weakness is landscaping, how did they know?
PrintyProductions 5 months ago
See you in the morning, I DONT KNOW LOL!!!!
Nazpridst 6 months ago
Projectile vomiting ------->
Spaghettimonster777 6 months ago
My favourite are the "Father, we just pray that, you know, your will be done, but if xyz is ok father we just ask for that, and we just ask that your will be done, but if we can just get a new car/job/etc, but we just want your will to be done."
Ambiduros 9 months ago
I think that the Lord's Prayer should be our model, or shoot, let's just pray the Lord's Prayer...how much more perfect can a prayer be??
vicardaniel 10 months ago
I'm in my college's library right now and people keep looking at me cuz im giggling my head off!
mintecherchoc 11 months ago
"you keep sayin ed!..my names joe!"
jjtjet1 11 months ago
Landscaping? My weakness! How did they know?!
DustinM1998 1 year ago 18
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL wayyyyyyyyyyyyy FUNNY
lovestimhawkins 1 year ago
LMAO!! What is this greenery?? hahahahahaa!! xD
junebugg045 1 year ago 15
DIBS FIRST COMMENT!!! but yeah, THIS GUY IS AWESOME!!!
klebror 1 year ago