For what right do you have to judge us Wiccan if you do not know our religion but only stories and rumors? If anything you are damned to hell not us we do not judge like you everybody is equal and DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT deserve to be treated like animals or freaks for their beliefs!!
I'm Wiccan too, and I went to his website just out of curiosity...he's serious. About the "Wiccan Dung" though, he could have just as easily crapped it himself and pinned it on our belief's.
Sir, I do not appreciate how concededly blind you are. Please remember your Lord's teachings about Tolerance and Acceptence as well as the choices one makes in FREE WILL
brother and sisters we should not be mad at this man,but instead pity his stupidity.if we bitch him out for being a idiotic,rude,dick licking,deli-hole than we will be just as bad or less bad-ish caues its hard to get to his leave. so instead lets egg hiss home hehe so mot it be! xD
OH NO I AM SO OFFENDED EVEN THOUGH IT IS A JOKE. OFFENSIVE JOKE VIDEO EVERYONE, WATCH THE FUCK OUT I THINK I JUST POOPED MYSELF IN BUTTFRUSTRATED RAGE.
It doesn't matter if he is joking or not it still offends people and its wrong! I am very offended at this guys very existence much less his "comedy routine". If I did some shit like this toward a mainstream religion like christianity or islam I would be sued bigger than shit but no law is gonna stand up for our people so we have to do it ourselves or at least I will if no one else.
I can't believe how many trolls are on this site. For those of you who think this guy is serious, check out his standup comedy routine at the Aetheist Alliance 2007?
Okay just saying all you supposed Wiccans who are yelling back and name calling. Remember the Threefold Law. You are a Wiccan and are to be in control of yourself and your emotions, The Rede is your guide Follow It.
Okay, I am an active Christian, this is a parody of fundamentalist religion. It's a joke! A JOKE! And it is very funny, God forgive me, but I came across this landoverbaptist(dot)org site by accident and landed on the "sermon," "I Can't Wait To See People Burning in Hell!" It was hilarious! Ease up people, its a joke.
This is fucking genius. I found this link to the "Landover Baptist Church" forums, and was disgusted by what I saw. I got angrier and angrier until I realized nobody could possibly this batshit fucking crazy. These people are the greatest trolls of all time. I got trolled hard. Fucking brilliant.
Praise be Pastor Deacon Fred for your steadfastness and righteousness, the current election is attracting wicked wiccan's to the compound. I am certain its that evil Mormon Mitt Romney steering his demon based forces towards the east perimeter as a distraction to keep you and the saved ones from voting for the god fearing Homosexual hatin Rick Santorum, God bless his soul.
@InvalidReasons Glory Be InvalidReasons, you have justly chosen a correct nickname on this youtubes thingy. May the God of Satire strike your elbow with a funny bone before you die of hypertention due to ironic Youtube videos. I suggest you visit the landover baptist website and have a chuckle and you may lean how satire is an extremely effective tool in undermining the self righteousness of the religious. Regarding fucking you, no thanks. Enjoy your day.
HAHAHAHAHA YOUR A JESUS FREAK DUMBFUCK! your gonna feel kind of stupid when you go on a armed defense and no one shoes up hahaha. EAT MY DICK YOU PIG CUNT ASSHOLE HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
@SuppaStoner420 Good glory your grammar and usage of terms meant to shock lead me to wonder about your ability to communicate and ponder what is really going on around you. Me hopest thou an internets troll? May the God of Satire strike thee with a sense of humor before ye lose ye mind on petty humor videos. Your ignorance far outweighs your outrage. Please visit landoverbaptist for a chuckle, and you may learn how satire is extremely effective in exposing religion.
If this is seriously a joke it shouldn't be, not only are you pushing people from your religion but you're giving yourself a bad reputation as a pastor.
@Naddiawillchompyou Doh!!! search for "A Brain" on ebay, maybe you can find one small enough to fit in your skull (leaaving room for your sense of humour repression gland of course). IF, this is a joke (it is numbnut), do you really think he gives a shit about Baptist converts (retards in other words) - if you think it is NOT a joke, please have a vasectomy NOW!!!!
@armandin2048 The only reason i thought this was real at first was because i've actually met pastors like this believe it or not. being that i'm wiccan i automatically took offense to it, but i've realized that it's a joke. i probably should've watched the whole video to see how much more ridiculous it got,lol. but thanks for implying that i'm stupid, look at how much i give a fuck. (: ♥
wow u got to be the most insane person i have ever seen im wicca what u gonna call me ugly i live in a middle class family makeing good grades with lots of friends christian frends too i dont nag at them to convert u stupid fuck i fucking hate u and i never even met u
Okay everyone should know this is a JOKE.This just a joke so people stop acting like dumb asses and thinking what he is saying is what he believes,he even has a website and it's all just a joke!Everyone just calm down and laugh.Thank you c:
shut the hell up you don`t know what you are talking about.......you need to go FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!you don`t even know what wiccans are so shut the fuck up you mother fucking dumbass !!!!!!
This dude is a fucking idiot and anyone who follows this limp-dick bitch hick is too! He is a real pastor and if you look up the church's official homepage you would know that. Satire my ass this dude is just fucking retarted! He don't just say this shit about wiccans but EVERYBODY who is not a brain-washed hillbilly jesus freak. People wonder why christans are so hated well look at what this dumbass is saying and their is your answer.
YOU ARE INGORANT!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUDGE OTHERS IF YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN OR BAPTIST!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A SIN TO JUDGE OTHERS, DID YOY NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?!? HOW DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A PASTOR A OR A DEACON......COME ON....YOU NEED TO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS.....BTW I ASK THAT THE GODDESS SPARES YOUR SOUL,. BLESSED BE
@31Nyko Weather that's true or not, it makes you just as bad as they are when you go from channel to channel telling others that they cannot judge others because it's a sin or when you go hunting for videos of your faith, finding ones that are potentially offensive.
@Daikamaitachi Understandable but...I'm not doing it intentionally. When I type Wicca in I scrooled down and found it. I DON'T do this on purpose. But, I see what your getting at...
Fuck this fucking bible freaks I hope my goddess shows you how we Wiccan's feel about this I am APPALLED joke or not this will not be tolerated I am sickened by this act of immaturity
@emobabyspain You do realize that this guy is doing satire. You should look up Landover Baptist Church. Once you realize what it actually is, you won't be offended.
The only thing evil here is a group of faggit ass christens claiming to love jesus and attacks every other group of people that doesn't believe the same way. Thats not Godly at all by any religions standard except maybe AL-queda. So much for exceptance and tolerance that your god teaches. Know your own religion before you run your damn mouth about other people that you know nothing about you ignorant cunt motherfucker!!!!!
Eat my dick you goat fucking judgemental prick. If the antichrist is real then it does my heart good to know your kind will roast in furnaces before anybody else! (For anybody else reding this I am not like any other wiccans because im a extreamist and a radical. Pieces of shit like this gives out religion a bad name and I will be damned before I give them any love of compassion. An eye for an eye as they say. )o(
If you haven't been to the Landover Baptist website, then do so. Especially if you are a recovering baptoholic, or you have post traumatic baptist syndrome. GET YOUR ASS TO CHURCH LMFAO!!!!
"moose-lams" lol. his accent is hilarious. I spent 2 years living in Iowa as a very secluded and talked-about "community blemish" pagan and they were NOT very accepting. So sincerely, I do believe this could have come from Iowa. But honestly, I'm going to take this as a joke. I'm a Wiccan and I still think this is funny. Besides, fellow Wiccans, if we take it seriously, what good will it do? We'll get angry and boo and hiss. If we take it as a joke, we'll laugh and they'll frown.
1) It's not satan we worship, it's the god and goddess (one or both)
2)That's not wicca dung, that's horse dung, city dork!
3) We NEVER kill anyone or anything, we respect everyone and everything
4) We don't live in the forest...
This is a disclaimer in the name of all Wiccans. Christians, this video is a ridiculous joke, for anyone who's dumb, and the typical stereotype of a wiccan. Do not listen to this idiot.
LMAO, YOUR THINKING OF DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, YES I NO THAT I WORSHIP THE DEVIL BUT THAT ISNT WICCANS DUMBASS! I SHULD NO, MY BEST FRIENDS WICCAN, SHOVE THE DAMBASS BIBLE UP YOUR ASS AND GO FUCK YOURSELF! AND WERNT U BORN IN THE WOODS U UGLY ASS FUCKING HICK???
If he was such a Christian he would respect others people's decisions in other religions and not degrade them. Real Wiccans don't need to make videos talking about other religions because we respect all people and their beliefs. Maybe he needs an eye opener and to learn some manners and respect. This video is discriminatory and should be removed. Blessed be!
This is a reminder that I am a proud wiccan. This video is a poor rep for christians. I wander if he new that in the book of Thomas (the bible) where a witch raised a pharoh's son from the dead.
oh look the culist even has his own pictch fork. Your the one that looks like a satanist. by the stop feeling people docturns stop reading the bible baptist stole their book from king james which was consider a pagan in his time period. that is horse shit . so what box did you crawl out of to get your degree in theologey because you do not even know who orgnaily translated your own bible. that is right the catholics did you stuiped man.
and you love to f--k little boys don't you.and i bet you hate your mama.this man should be reporyed to the police,he is dangerous.oh by the way,i have a friend who is a witch and she ain't pale.and that looks like horse shit to me,his,yeh children welcome,so you can put your hands down their pants you sick punk.get a life and yopur moma is a wicca
and you love to f--k little boys don't you.and i bet you hate your mama.this man should be reporyed to the police,he is dangerous.oh by the way,i have a friend who is a witch and she ain't pale.and that looks like horse shit to me,his,yeh children welcome,so you can put your hands down their pants you sick punk.get a life
i showed this to all my wiccans friends and they laughed at your sorry ass. you are such a hypocrite it isn't even funny, next time read the bible before you insult someone else's religion you heretic.
no one has to poke fun at God i'm christian and i believe in all that is good but i understand this video is ridiculous and if i do say so my self funny.
Landover is a parody knucle heads LMAO!!! to those that get it, we get a good laugh. Those that think this is real, HELLO!! this is humor! so jump off your soap box, put away your pitch forks, torches and brimstome... learn how to laugh :)... just saying.
Wiccans are morbidly obese ? Look over your congregation, jesus-jerk, there are more FAT ASSES squashed in the pews than you could shake a bag of horse shit at ! GLORY!!!
Wow, this is just insane, can't even laugh. I'm sure he dropped these papers as an alibi. It's always sad to see that such crazy mind people exists. I'm just disgusted but I still have one fundamental question: why is he analysing horse shit?!! Does this guy actually think people would be that stupid in beliving it could be human shit?! o_0
I don't know if this is for real or not, but it is disgusting.
The way he describes Wiccans makes us seem like animals. Like we have no soul.
I am a wiccan, and I am NOT fat. I am NOT pale. And I DON'T drink childrens blood. In fact this is one of the worst videos that I have ever seen.
If you go around honestly condemning innocent Wiccans and other forms of Christians, then you are so far from a true Christian that you wouldn't know God if he came up and slapped you on the ass.
@michaelhypno Wiccans are not the evil horrid creatures that he makes us out to be. We don't go around murdering ANYTHING/ANYONE. We also don't behave like animals. Also if you are listening to this nut, then you aren't listening to the bible.
John 13:34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
Luke 6:35 But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great...
@michaelhypno If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of this video , nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
@coolnot22336 If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of this video , nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
@michaelhypno Its so called "christians" like you that made me convert into wicca. What ever happened to love thy neighbor? Oh right he's not a fucking christian, he's going to burn in hell. Screw you. Sorry you weren't taught better asshole. Have a fucking blessed day.
This evil FUCK probaby setup the COW PIES, he's planted this 'alibi' so he can kidnap & diddle his own congregational kiddies....Bastard! And why are Wiccan's fat now? And lesbians too, I'm sure this douchebag's part of Joel's Army too! LOLOLOL Rot In Pieces!
Pastor Fred, you've been my muse and guiding hand forever but I sense you're becoming soft on wiccans - the blessed powers gave us firearms to cleanse the land of foul demons but I see no posse, no AKs not even a lynching rope in your hands. I may have to turn to Westboro Church for guidance if you don't get firm.
They wait till halloween comes around-thats satan's birthday- hahaaha
glennbez 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
For what right do you have to judge us Wiccan if you do not know our religion but only stories and rumors? If anything you are damned to hell not us we do not judge like you everybody is equal and DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT deserve to be treated like animals or freaks for their beliefs!!
emogir45691 4 days ago
Lol im just gonna stop the arguing now. Look at the tags.
tannerman9t 1 week ago
Taking the big ol' pile of wicca dung back to the creation science laboratory.
tkzubaran 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This guy is so convincing it's almost scary. What IS scary is there are people who really think this way!
JamesTheMadProphet 2 weeks ago
Obese? Don't look like you missed any meals
Godskid66 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hillarious shit.....no pun intended
Godskid66 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I'm Wiccan too, and I went to his website just out of curiosity...he's serious. About the "Wiccan Dung" though, he could have just as easily crapped it himself and pinned it on our belief's.
Sir, I do not appreciate how concededly blind you are. Please remember your Lord's teachings about Tolerance and Acceptence as well as the choices one makes in FREE WILL
twilightednight 2 weeks ago
This guy is being serious...google the website for his church
tiffynb323 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Im sort of a wiccan, And I can tell he is just being silly, no need to bash him, isnt it wiccans nature to be kind hearted?
GLaD0S1234567890 3 weeks ago
Im wiccan I would never deface a bible just as I wouldnt deface any other sign of other beliges
MssCupcakekat 3 weeks ago
brother and sisters we should not be mad at this man,but instead pity his stupidity.if we bitch him out for being a idiotic,rude,dick licking,deli-hole than we will be just as bad or less bad-ish caues its hard to get to his leave. so instead lets egg hiss home hehe so mot it be! xD
capricacapwn 3 weeks ago
I'm a wiccan n we do not! Beleve in Satan n just to let ur stupid as know ur bible says not to judge n u just judged us so see u in Hell fucker
Number1AmyLeeFanClub 3 weeks ago
lmao
panskid 3 weeks ago
God i hope hes kidding.
haileelynify 1 month ago
your stupid & ignorant!!
Lilymoon1971 1 month ago
it is a sad joke )0(
johnnyfarris669 1 month ago
@johnnyfarris669 sad joke XD im "wiccan" and im almost falling out of my chair from laughing
debbaOfTheFlanders 1 month ago
this is way I hate religion it makes ppl stupid
thejustin9000 1 month ago
It might have been done as a joke but I dont see that - its just plain stupid.
zzepron 1 month ago
LOL!! Wicca dung! This guy is off the chain!
silentpagan3 1 month ago
they spotted a big ol' pile of Wicca dung!
Thuggin2222 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 7
This guy is stupid funny... bwahahaaaa. I like his facial expressions.
snypeangelz 1 month ago
CHILL OUT!!!!!!!!
blackcat91000 1 month ago
GUYS ITS A FUNNY FUCKIN JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blackcat91000 1 month ago
OH NO I AM SO OFFENDED EVEN THOUGH IT IS A JOKE. OFFENSIVE JOKE VIDEO EVERYONE, WATCH THE FUCK OUT I THINK I JUST POOPED MYSELF IN BUTTFRUSTRATED RAGE.
Cloudtan 1 month ago
It doesn't matter if he is joking or not it still offends people and its wrong! I am very offended at this guys very existence much less his "comedy routine". If I did some shit like this toward a mainstream religion like christianity or islam I would be sued bigger than shit but no law is gonna stand up for our people so we have to do it ourselves or at least I will if no one else.
SuppaStoner420 1 month ago 2
@SuppaStoner420 THANK YOU! i am not alone that thinking that these videos are wrong!
ZoeySilence 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
I can't believe how many trolls are on this site. For those of you who think this guy is serious, check out his standup comedy routine at the Aetheist Alliance 2007?
zieglie 1 month ago
This guy is to funny! Im a Wiccan and im saying that! lmao!
blackcat91000 1 month ago
Okay just saying all you supposed Wiccans who are yelling back and name calling. Remember the Threefold Law. You are a Wiccan and are to be in control of yourself and your emotions, The Rede is your guide Follow It.
TheDonaldlockhart3 1 month ago
Ok I am Wiccan and this IS FUNNY AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA. Love this guy comedian who actually sees how people see us this guy needs his own TV SHOW!!!!!
TheDonaldlockhart3 1 month ago
@TheDonaldlockhart3 Yah! He should be on tv! That would be hilarious! :)
blackcat91000 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
This guy is funny. I am a pagan, and I'm not offended. He's a comedian. Everyone lighten up.
BehindTheEye999 1 month ago
Okay, I am an active Christian, this is a parody of fundamentalist religion. It's a joke! A JOKE! And it is very funny, God forgive me, but I came across this landoverbaptist(dot)org site by accident and landed on the "sermon," "I Can't Wait To See People Burning in Hell!" It was hilarious! Ease up people, its a joke.
UltimateFaithWarrior 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This is fucking genius. I found this link to the "Landover Baptist Church" forums, and was disgusted by what I saw. I got angrier and angrier until I realized nobody could possibly this batshit fucking crazy. These people are the greatest trolls of all time. I got trolled hard. Fucking brilliant.
afinewaytodie 1 month ago
You don't know what wiccans am they don't believe in the devil so how they gonna pray to him
ElaineRobinson1 1 month ago
im reporting this SICK FUCK....joke or no joke!! im highly offended!!!!
JuneYankee 1 month ago
I strongly agree!
SuppaStoner420 1 month ago
Yep, this dude has "Dung" for brains!
MsLunaWica 1 month ago
Praise be Pastor Deacon Fred for your steadfastness and righteousness, the current election is attracting wicked wiccan's to the compound. I am certain its that evil Mormon Mitt Romney steering his demon based forces towards the east perimeter as a distraction to keep you and the saved ones from voting for the god fearing Homosexual hatin Rick Santorum, God bless his soul.
sanssleep 1 month ago
@sanssleep fuck you, you ignorant ass bitch. if anyone should be god fearing it should be you.
InvalidReasons 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@InvalidReasons Glory Be InvalidReasons, you have justly chosen a correct nickname on this youtubes thingy. May the God of Satire strike your elbow with a funny bone before you die of hypertention due to ironic Youtube videos. I suggest you visit the landover baptist website and have a chuckle and you may lean how satire is an extremely effective tool in undermining the self righteousness of the religious. Regarding fucking you, no thanks. Enjoy your day.
sanssleep 3 weeks ago
@sanssleep im offended you even think i care about what you say.
InvalidReasons 3 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHA YOUR A JESUS FREAK DUMBFUCK! your gonna feel kind of stupid when you go on a armed defense and no one shoes up hahaha. EAT MY DICK YOU PIG CUNT ASSHOLE HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
SuppaStoner420 1 month ago
@SuppaStoner420 Good glory your grammar and usage of terms meant to shock lead me to wonder about your ability to communicate and ponder what is really going on around you. Me hopest thou an internets troll? May the God of Satire strike thee with a sense of humor before ye lose ye mind on petty humor videos. Your ignorance far outweighs your outrage. Please visit landoverbaptist for a chuckle, and you may learn how satire is extremely effective in exposing religion.
sanssleep 3 weeks ago
PEOPLE! this is a parody, he's a comedian trying to get Christians to see how stupid they are.
Preetima1125 1 month ago 15
@Preetima1125
lol.
Cloudtan 1 month ago
@Preetima1125 for sure?
13Travassos 1 month ago
sad so so sad
angeloarmenta 1 month ago
If this is seriously a joke it shouldn't be, not only are you pushing people from your religion but you're giving yourself a bad reputation as a pastor.
Naddiawillchompyou 1 month ago
@Naddiawillchompyou Doh!!! search for "A Brain" on ebay, maybe you can find one small enough to fit in your skull (leaaving room for your sense of humour repression gland of course). IF, this is a joke (it is numbnut), do you really think he gives a shit about Baptist converts (retards in other words) - if you think it is NOT a joke, please have a vasectomy NOW!!!!
armandin2048 1 month ago
@armandin2048 The only reason i thought this was real at first was because i've actually met pastors like this believe it or not. being that i'm wiccan i automatically took offense to it, but i've realized that it's a joke. i probably should've watched the whole video to see how much more ridiculous it got,lol. but thanks for implying that i'm stupid, look at how much i give a fuck. (: ♥
Naddiawillchompyou 6 days ago
wow u got to be the most insane person i have ever seen im wicca what u gonna call me ugly i live in a middle class family makeing good grades with lots of friends christian frends too i dont nag at them to convert u stupid fuck i fucking hate u and i never even met u
TheAced71 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@TheAced71 LIKEWISE ASSWIPE!
armandin2048 1 month ago
were peacemaking nature lovers not vampires! satan isnt even in our relegion! read a book fatty! im sorry ppl, but im totally offended!
cookiemonsterhat99 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
He's not joking. I've seen the forums. He's insane.
roguescorch 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Okay everyone should know this is a JOKE.This just a joke so people stop acting like dumb asses and thinking what he is saying is what he believes,he even has a website and it's all just a joke!Everyone just calm down and laugh.Thank you c:
101paramoreforever 2 months ago
No he isn't joking. I have read his articles and he is as retarted as he talks.
killercat321 2 months ago
@killercat321 Yes he is joking, he has a whole troll website about it.
SuperBspb 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i think he was joking lol im a wiccan and i thought it was funny! AHAHAHAH XD
IfitClicks 2 months ago
shut the hell up you don`t know what you are talking about.......you need to go FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!you don`t even know what wiccans are so shut the fuck up you mother fucking dumbass !!!!!!
killercat321 2 months ago
@Elvishairdude89 Yea but you are a true dumbfuck!
SuppaStoner420 2 months ago
This dude is a fucking idiot and anyone who follows this limp-dick bitch hick is too! He is a real pastor and if you look up the church's official homepage you would know that. Satire my ass this dude is just fucking retarted! He don't just say this shit about wiccans but EVERYBODY who is not a brain-washed hillbilly jesus freak. People wonder why christans are so hated well look at what this dumbass is saying and their is your answer.
SuppaStoner420 2 months ago
YOU ARE INGORANT!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUDGE OTHERS IF YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN OR BAPTIST!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A SIN TO JUDGE OTHERS, DID YOY NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?!? HOW DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A PASTOR A OR A DEACON......COME ON....YOU NEED TO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS.....BTW I ASK THAT THE GODDESS SPARES YOUR SOUL,. BLESSED BE
31Nyko 2 months ago
@31Nyko You do realize that this guy is doing satire right? He's not really a pastor or deacon.
Daikamaitachi 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@Daikamaitachi Nope now i do.......But there are people like that though
31Nyko 2 months ago
@31Nyko Weather that's true or not, it makes you just as bad as they are when you go from channel to channel telling others that they cannot judge others because it's a sin or when you go hunting for videos of your faith, finding ones that are potentially offensive.
Daikamaitachi 2 months ago
@Daikamaitachi Understandable but...I'm not doing it intentionally. When I type Wicca in I scrooled down and found it. I DON'T do this on purpose. But, I see what your getting at...
31Nyko 2 months ago
Thank God we have Pastor Deacon Fred!
Liberalandy 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Thank God if the anti-christ is real pig ass holes like you will roast in ovens before anyone else.
SuppaStoner420 1 month ago
@Elvishairdude89
No Wicca is as real as I am it is foolish to say other wise
emobabyspain 2 months ago
Fuck this fucking bible freaks I hope my goddess shows you how we Wiccan's feel about this I am APPALLED joke or not this will not be tolerated I am sickened by this act of immaturity
emobabyspain 2 months ago
@emobabyspain You do realize that this guy is doing satire. You should look up Landover Baptist Church. Once you realize what it actually is, you won't be offended.
Daikamaitachi 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
So true. Wiccans are terrible people. If you can even call them people.
ltshortcut 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@ltshortcut If your smart enough to read this....go fuck yourself!
SuppaStoner420 2 months ago
@SuppaStoner420 See? Pure evil.
ltshortcut 1 month ago
The only thing evil here is a group of faggit ass christens claiming to love jesus and attacks every other group of people that doesn't believe the same way. Thats not Godly at all by any religions standard except maybe AL-queda. So much for exceptance and tolerance that your god teaches. Know your own religion before you run your damn mouth about other people that you know nothing about you ignorant cunt motherfucker!!!!!
SuppaStoner420 1 month ago
@SuppaStoner420 So much for what acceptance and tolerance? I've never seen any of that. Also, put down the weed and learn to spell. lulz
ltshortcut 1 month ago
Eat my dick you goat fucking judgemental prick. If the antichrist is real then it does my heart good to know your kind will roast in furnaces before anybody else! (For anybody else reding this I am not like any other wiccans because im a extreamist and a radical. Pieces of shit like this gives out religion a bad name and I will be damned before I give them any love of compassion. An eye for an eye as they say. )o(
SuppaStoner420 1 month ago
I can enjoy some extremists bashing as much as the next.
Great job
Brightest Blessings
AutumnMaidens 2 months ago
If you haven't been to the Landover Baptist website, then do so. Especially if you are a recovering baptoholic, or you have post traumatic baptist syndrome. GET YOUR ASS TO CHURCH LMFAO!!!!
zieglie 2 months ago
@zieglie Landover is a parody of republican christians
vaultkeeper2 2 months ago
lighten up, I practiced Wicca and this is funny as hell!!!
zieglie 2 months ago
ROFLMFAO!!! "They're vegetarians, 'cep for little Christian children."
serenityofeverwood 2 months ago
@serenityofeverwood lol, I actually lived out in Iowa for 2 years. This looks like something that would be seen there haha.
serenityofeverwood 2 months ago
"moose-lams" lol. his accent is hilarious. I spent 2 years living in Iowa as a very secluded and talked-about "community blemish" pagan and they were NOT very accepting. So sincerely, I do believe this could have come from Iowa. But honestly, I'm going to take this as a joke. I'm a Wiccan and I still think this is funny. Besides, fellow Wiccans, if we take it seriously, what good will it do? We'll get angry and boo and hiss. If we take it as a joke, we'll laugh and they'll frown.
serenityofeverwood 2 months ago
@serenityofeverwood the channel who uploaded this video is listed as "satire"
vaultkeeper2 2 months ago
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serenityofeverwood 2 months ago
im not sure if this is supposed to be a funny thing or not but i am going to say you are an idiot!
savioroftyme88 2 months ago
i didn't found it funny, and it's true, we can't understand if it's serious ...
cristianosaramago15 2 months ago
I can't tell if these videos are fake or he's serious...
midwaykid1 2 months ago
Big old fat wiccans! Take your pitchforks and poke em in the belly everyone!
ZX2ManDave 2 months ago
This is quite amusing, what a great spoof! I can't understand why Wiccans would be upset, this is a PARODY folks, lighten up!
yambarudan 2 months ago
i work in animal wefare and i can say if this was human poo then hos ass would be in two this sir is horse poo :D
MyUnicornprincess 2 months ago
This is completely false and we don't worship Satan and wiccans live in houses and it's probably animal poo
naynay3060 2 months ago
you disgust me this better be a joke this is horrible and wrong.
raindropofhope1 2 months ago
this better be a joke!
blackcat91000 2 months ago
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"Why should he be allowed to slander beliefs of others, it's not right. YouTube allows it. It's not right and should be removed.
hayley127 1 week ago"
Yeah, lets burn all the none bible books while we are at it.
spenderofthrones 2 months ago
Fake or not- This is just horrible. Horrible, rude, mean and all other bad things. This is misleading, and wrong.
showmaker3000 2 months ago
Praise God !! All witches should burn !
shoshenkis 2 months ago
Peeeeeeeps this is a joke
tannerman9t 2 months ago
1) It's not satan we worship, it's the god and goddess (one or both)
2)That's not wicca dung, that's horse dung, city dork!
3) We NEVER kill anyone or anything, we respect everyone and everything
4) We don't live in the forest...
This is a disclaimer in the name of all Wiccans. Christians, this video is a ridiculous joke, for anyone who's dumb, and the typical stereotype of a wiccan. Do not listen to this idiot.
MyComicbookguy 2 months ago
@MyComicbookguy exactly. this video is actually a big ridiculous joke. it's satire.
trandomphatguy 2 months ago
That would indeed be a very large Wiccan to produce a turd that big!!! LMFAO!!!
Grimmnir65 3 months ago
Ha ha ha wow I hope this is a joke!
TheDanishCodega 3 months ago
lmfao i love the parody vids he does, this is so great, its actually horse poo :D AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA i always have a great laugh at these
com8897 3 months ago
B-| MFW people think this is actually real.
tvol319 3 months ago
Your just a stupid arrogant asswhole. Wiccian aren't anything like what you make them out to be.
LoveonFire6996 3 months ago
LMAO, YOUR THINKING OF DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, YES I NO THAT I WORSHIP THE DEVIL BUT THAT ISNT WICCANS DUMBASS! I SHULD NO, MY BEST FRIENDS WICCAN, SHOVE THE DAMBASS BIBLE UP YOUR ASS AND GO FUCK YOURSELF! AND WERNT U BORN IN THE WOODS U UGLY ASS FUCKING HICK???
shinerluvsyew 3 months ago
@shinerluvsyew ....you do know that this is a parody, right?
tvol319 3 months ago
This is funny as hell!
OmegaSwitch 3 months ago
If he was such a Christian he would respect others people's decisions in other religions and not degrade them. Real Wiccans don't need to make videos talking about other religions because we respect all people and their beliefs. Maybe he needs an eye opener and to learn some manners and respect. This video is discriminatory and should be removed. Blessed be!
lilmonkylova87 3 months ago
Anyone else recognize that that "Wiccan dung" was HORSE DUNG??
it takes a real moron to not know the difference between human and horse poo...
TheWheatleySphere 3 months ago
This is a reminder that I am a proud wiccan. This video is a poor rep for christians. I wander if he new that in the book of Thomas (the bible) where a witch raised a pharoh's son from the dead.
GypsyRoseDukes 3 months ago
@GypsyRoseDukes
He's 100% sarcastic. This is parody.
xLordOfTheFliesx 3 months ago
oh look the culist even has his own pictch fork. Your the one that looks like a satanist. by the stop feeling people docturns stop reading the bible baptist stole their book from king james which was consider a pagan in his time period. that is horse shit . so what box did you crawl out of to get your degree in theologey because you do not even know who orgnaily translated your own bible. that is right the catholics did you stuiped man.
smitha28 3 months ago
Why should he be allowed to slander beliefs of others, it's not right. YouTube allows it. It's not right and should be removed.
hayley127 3 months ago
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hayley127 3 months ago
this is just a fake video . he dont even believe in god. all he doing is making fun of baptist. but it is funny as hell
zemoses36 3 months ago
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LucyLysssophobia 3 months ago
If you want to get your panties in an uproar find out what our politcians are doing to destroy our country.
Lisaj4431 3 months ago
This is a parody folks! He is actually making fun of the extreme Right wingers. Get a grip!
Lisaj4431 3 months ago
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and you love to f--k little boys don't you.and i bet you hate your mama.this man should be reporyed to the police,he is dangerous.oh by the way,i have a friend who is a witch and she ain't pale.and that looks like horse shit to me,his,yeh children welcome,so you can put your hands down their pants you sick punk.get a life and yopur moma is a wicca
foxgloved1 3 months ago
and you love to f--k little boys don't you.and i bet you hate your mama.this man should be reporyed to the police,he is dangerous.oh by the way,i have a friend who is a witch and she ain't pale.and that looks like horse shit to me,his,yeh children welcome,so you can put your hands down their pants you sick punk.get a life
foxgloved1 3 months ago
lol It's too funny. This man is crazy. Has he not looked in the mirror? You are callin' fat!
chibiakutenshi 3 months ago
@chibiakutenshi Especially cause it's fake. lol
chibiakutenshi 3 months ago
If this was a joke, i would laugh...
But the fact that he takes is seriously maks want to drink until i piss out my brain.
nirualos 3 months ago
@nirualos it IS a joke! the video is listed as "comedy" and the channel is listed as "satire"
vaultkeeper2 2 months ago
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TheCisforcrazy 3 months ago
I did laugh at this video though
MagickSerpentress 3 months ago
I've noticed many Christian teachings contradict themselves. Some are shown here in this closed minded, bullshit video.
I do NOT respect people who don't respect others, I hope you wake up to the truth one day.
MagickSerpentress 3 months ago
i showed this to all my wiccans friends and they laughed at your sorry ass. you are such a hypocrite it isn't even funny, next time read the bible before you insult someone else's religion you heretic.
upward23 3 months ago
This is not a right video have you ever heard of tha shall not sin I guess not BLESSES FUCKEN BE
maribelJazz 3 months ago
Moose Lambs!!!
rusman74x 3 months ago
hahaha....fabulous Satire sir...
thesilvermitt 3 months ago
Wow you people are slow it's a parody website.
Flint925 3 months ago
no one has to poke fun at God i'm christian and i believe in all that is good but i understand this video is ridiculous and if i do say so my self funny.
HaloHaley1 3 months ago
Fuck you deacon fred
gokussj3ful 3 months ago
YOU are stupid that is horse crap !!! And you are going to what you call HELL!!!! Don't you know what ever drug you are on is not legal !!!!!!!
emogirlfollower169 3 months ago
Landover is a parody knucle heads LMAO!!! to those that get it, we get a good laugh. Those that think this is real, HELLO!! this is humor! so jump off your soap box, put away your pitch forks, torches and brimstome... learn how to laugh :)... just saying.
azstealth511 3 months ago
I have the Weirdest demon haunting my groin right now.
darklliter 3 months ago 2
@darklliter They go for Groins ..protect yourself with Jesus
michaelhypno 3 months ago
lol i cant stop laughing
OneWayDevil 3 months ago
Wiccans are morbidly obese ? Look over your congregation, jesus-jerk, there are more FAT ASSES squashed in the pews than you could shake a bag of horse shit at ! GLORY!!!
amusingmyslf 3 months ago
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amusingmyslf 3 months ago
Wait, is this a joke?
ThatColoradoKid 4 months ago
Wow, this is just insane, can't even laugh. I'm sure he dropped these papers as an alibi. It's always sad to see that such crazy mind people exists. I'm just disgusted but I still have one fundamental question: why is he analysing horse shit?!! Does this guy actually think people would be that stupid in beliving it could be human shit?! o_0
Seikasan89 4 months ago
I don't know if this is for real or not, but it is disgusting.
The way he describes Wiccans makes us seem like animals. Like we have no soul.
I am a wiccan, and I am NOT fat. I am NOT pale. And I DON'T drink childrens blood. In fact this is one of the worst videos that I have ever seen.
If you go around honestly condemning innocent Wiccans and other forms of Christians, then you are so far from a true Christian that you wouldn't know God if he came up and slapped you on the ass.
Blessed be.
terrafan77 4 months ago
@terrafan77Landover Baptist Church is my church and Pastor Deacon Fred is my pastor and i agree with it all.SHOUT GLORY
michaelhypno 4 months ago
@michaelhypno Wiccans are not the evil horrid creatures that he makes us out to be. We don't go around murdering ANYTHING/ANYONE. We also don't behave like animals. Also if you are listening to this nut, then you aren't listening to the bible.
John 13:34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
Luke 6:35 But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great...
terrafan77 4 months ago
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@michaelhypno If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of this video , nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
michaelhypno 4 months ago
I have no fucking idea if this is a joke or not. But if its not, honestly your just a fucking sad christian.
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@coolnot22336Landover Baptist Church's is my Church and Pastor Deacon Fred is my Pastor so there. SHOUT GLORY
michaelhypno 4 months ago
@michaelhypno I feel extremely sorry for you man.
coolnot22336 4 months ago
@coolnot22336 If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of this video , nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
michaelhypno 4 months ago
@michaelhypno Screw you! Learn some humanity and maybe then would I actually take your advice.
coolnot22336 4 months ago
@coolnot22336 Shout GLORY!!!
michaelhypno 3 months ago
Respond to this video... Shout GLORY
michaelhypno 3 months ago
@coolnot22336 It's not my advice its the living lords
michaelhypno 3 months ago
@michaelhypno Its so called "christians" like you that made me convert into wicca. What ever happened to love thy neighbor? Oh right he's not a fucking christian, he's going to burn in hell. Screw you. Sorry you weren't taught better asshole. Have a fucking blessed day.
coolnot22336 3 months ago
@coolnot22336 Im no Christian ..i'm a member of Landover Baptist Church. An atheist Parody of crazy Christian churches you so despise
michaelhypno 3 months ago 2
Thank you for your guidance Pastor.
When can I come back to church?
LanceFlugerman 4 months ago
I am not a Wiccan, but mocking anyone's religion is disgusting.
If this is satire, it's not funny in the least. If it isn't satire, this guy is a digusting bigot.
keliata 4 months ago
@keliata the only thing he is mocking is the insane bible thumpers, the video is listed as comedy
vaultkeeper2 2 months ago
Bahahahahhaa, the IGNORANCE is stupendous!!!
This evil FUCK probaby setup the COW PIES, he's planted this 'alibi' so he can kidnap & diddle his own congregational kiddies....Bastard! And why are Wiccan's fat now? And lesbians too, I'm sure this douchebag's part of Joel's Army too! LOLOLOL Rot In Pieces!
RA1NST0RM1 4 months ago
O.O this is STUPID! YOU SUCK! Blessed Be )O(
HumanPet19 4 months ago
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Xxbluemoon16 4 months ago
sad thing is that i have seen REAL people like this
KirokuwentBOOM 4 months ago
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billybee5677 4 months ago
Pastor Fred, you've been my muse and guiding hand forever but I sense you're becoming soft on wiccans - the blessed powers gave us firearms to cleanse the land of foul demons but I see no posse, no AKs not even a lynching rope in your hands. I may have to turn to Westboro Church for guidance if you don't get firm.
- flogging demon
majorsnaker 4 months ago