How to Win at Games - Mario Jerk

[MSHaloFour]

yes you can get up there while big

[WinAFreeAppleIPod]

@WhyDoIBotherAtAll What an interesting comment by someone who got molested by their dad every single day of their life including their birthdays

[Smew64]

u should best the gamers~

[blind51de]

u shud be on The Best Gamers©

[Moose91]

getting Hi

[WhyDoIBotherAtAll]

What an interesting psychological portrait of an unfunny cunt with hilarious sexual issues.

[skarvika]

@WhyDoIBotherAtAll you sound fat

[MisterDogshit]

I don't get it... is this supposed to be funny?

[BlueKazoo4]

The turtle throwing down spiked animals from the cloud is called Lakitu you moron. >_>

Jk, hilarious video XD

[skarvika]

Great video KoolDudester now can You teach Me how to write a check and drive a car

[theglowingcloud]

cracking up.

[Goremew]

I've learned so much about life thanks to the many valuable advices KoolDudester had to offer, now I don't have to worry about anything. This is undoubtly the best video ever made on youtubeland in the history of all time.

[ixidorsreality]

yes you can get up there while youre big

[WinAFreeAppleIPod]

Poop

[spencjacks11]

you are literally retarded. this is a complete waste of my time and i think i lost half my f'ing brain cells

[Kacen]

@spencjacks11 Cry more.

[3221Monster]

shut the hell up you fagget

[beebleowns]

please keep making these HAHA LOLOLOLOL.!!!!!

[foxbangerr]

the key to winning super mario is, you go into all the warp zones.

[doghouse144]

0:30 I DONT WANT TO WATCH YOU BEAT IT

[JuniorGranados1]

Stuipid geek

[Jdog8998]

7 people fast forwarded tew much

[hityub]

Dude, if I was a hot chick, I'd totally give you perfect unicorn blow jobs every day.

[MizunaChu]

haha epiiiic XD

[Lueseiseki]

5 people are fat, stupid gay fags.

[ramza675]

ive met potheads that really talk like that alot its hilarious

[keatonkeaton999]

Nice Jerk Mario :)

[mindygogogo]

Oh my GOD I love you so much. You are my favourite person now. I'm not even kidding. I'm in tears from laughing so much. Please marry me forever. We will be so happy together. If you disagree, you're a dumb stupid gay fag. <3

[auroradafox]

@mindygogogo i'm sorry but you can't marry him because he is mine <:3c

[teefinyomouf]

you are really not funny at all

[b3stn4m33v3r]

yes you can get up there while u are big and y do u like to call people fat

[tepes22b]

Okay...*shrinks* that's not how you do that.

[TQKythe]

How the fuck did you make TEXTp? I fucking lold so hard when I saw it

[TQKythe]

Omfg I cried to tears and spilled my saliva all over the keyboard and monitor watching this shit

[Silks]

mushroom jump is pro

[FreakinLimetree]

Your not the boss of me, shut the fuck up

[Mushulous]

this game is great you got all the luigi

[ichigo3511]

lmao

[princessyaoi185]

Super Markio Bros?

[RnBHybr1d]

funny shit! XD

MAKE ANOTHER ONE :D.

[TheKoosalagoopagoop]

dat nigga torchic mad

[Roughneck152]

Super Margio Brothers.

Plus the world.

[undeadcrackwhore]

i counted 262 times i've watched this video and laughed my ass off!

[Torchic960]

I counted 262 inaccuracies in this video.

Wow.

[KoolDudester]

Good job, you've proven that you're a complete autistic, and a pedantic, mirthless faggot to boot. Go figure out 262 ways to kill yourself and pick one, idiot :)

[Torchic960]

And exactly what would I possibly have to gain by killing myself? Other than not have to deal with this crap, I mean.

Oh, and you have another 3 statements that have nothing to back them up.

[KoolDudester]

You've obviously got too much time on your hands to lead a worthwhile life, so therefore your opinion is invalid. Why don't you do something constructive or fun instead of sitting here like a humorless dickface counting mistakes on an INTENTIONALLY UNHELPFUL COMEDY VIDEO, faggot?

[Torchic960]

To the extent that there is practicly nothing I can do at the moment, I was on youtube. My original comment was intended as positive, just to show how far out it is. I know that it is comedy, and until you decided to throw slander at me, I really had no opinion of you or this video. If every other word you say actually is swearing or bullshit, then this is going to get us even further nowhere than we already are.

[KoolDudester]

"Mario Jerk is a special unreleased 11 minute volley of fat and gay jokes towards my fat, gay audience "

No, I think my comments have been furthering the purpose of my video quite nicely, moron :)

[Torchic960]

Well, I can't argue with stupidity.

[Jdog8998]

@KoolDudester lol, most retardedly pointless argument EVER!...ya faggots

[KoolDudester]

@Jdog8998 true

[cowbell1]

@Torchic960

Uhhhh, Shutup

[pleasureincontempt]

no u

[TasamiOkami]

could u plz go into mor detail im stuck art the fucking dragon

[RyotheTiger]

I noticed you never got a fireflower. Probably cuz they are for STUPID FAGGOTS.

[TasamiOkami]

super mariko brotherz

[Roughneck152]

Mario Klassix Memoriez

[AustinTCV]

God This Dude Fails Sooooo Hard.

[TheKoosalagoopagoop]

quit being a fat idiot

[djfantom1]

5:21 you can get up there while big

[KoolDudester]

shut up fat nigger

[Fireproofretz]

your a friggen loser

[lolRakan]

Fucking hilarious.

[TheSecretAgentBob]

This stupidity pleases my brain, thank you.

[felixcostello]

no one wants to care what you think say hafto

[buffdudegt]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[DougJokester]

is your face supposed to be funny? the answer to both is yes

[Smew64]

Stuper Margio Bothers.

[KoolDudester]

Wrong, faggot!

[DougJokester]

shut up idiot

[AlteredActions]

ur fat

[DJMeowMixer]

THIS IS VERY FUNNY

[steveharley0345]

Hes... Hes...... HES TOO GOOD AT MARIO :'(

[ringenesherre3]

i looooove you videos :P im so gonna subscribe :D

[keatonkeaton999]

LOL the ending is awesome

[keatonkeaton999]

You see that fatty. That's how you win.

[z0rgz0rg]

you put me in a position that I don't want to be

[abdigon]

having some gay issues up in there a bit

[KoolDudester]

stop hitting on me, homo

[abdigon]

you're not my legal guardian

[Predysipe]

i'd suck your dick but i'm too fat

sorry for being a stupid fat faggot

[KoolDudester]

that's ok hehe

[Kacen]

Do you know how long it took me to crop the vid and conver it correctly to upload to youtube for KoolDudester?

[KoolDudester]

5 minutes

[Kacen]

Try at least an hour combining the amount of time it too for virtual dub to export 5 seconds worth of cropping and the time it took to upload it.

[Kacen]

Err, took*

[KoolDudester]

5 minutes

[Pillysrule]

Best video on youtube.

[Kaimikaze]

this is quite possibly the best video ever made

[Br0adHead]

That was actually really funny. Nice Job.

[LaurennKuper]

Yay for Kacen's friend !

[Mrbadboy10]

I can't find my fast forward button...

[BigBangBlitz]

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MARIO GAMES/

[KoolDudester]

I PRACTICED WITH MYSELF :)

[NegroTed]

Fuck yes now I can totally win this game and tell my friends to fuck off.

[KoolDudester]

Nope.

[CharX782]

Don't try to tell me otherwise, shut up.

[Guynumber7]

lol epic win

[SpamNapkin]

Super Mario Suche™ My Dik™

[Zen444]

LUIGI SUCK MY DICK

[DooderMcAltair]

Best video ever. Shut up idiots.

[KoolDudester]

yes

[KoolDudester]

P.S. Fuck all of you fatsos