Useless Machine - "The Solar Doodle"

[mattrocketracer]

"useless invention # 432" kinda makes you wonder what useless inventions #'s 1- 431 are.

[Youloeka]

0:25 YOUR MACHINE HAS A BUG

[KakinTseGamePlayer]

How have you spent your last hour? I spent it watching a bunch of useless machines...

[WrestlingAnimeFan]

now stop it

[makamonkey420]

there was a ant on the ground ant:holy crap! wat the hell is that! it won't stop spinning!

[iEpicFailAtYoutubing]

Put your pet hamster on top of it.

[lchavasse]

Pffft screw gravity...

Huh?? Aw damnit -_-

[MrEvilPenguin101]

Step 1: Put it in the street.

Step 2: Watch unsuspecting people's car tires pop.

[DasManu]

I expected it to fly away...

[GLITCHMAX]

attatch a sword to it muh hahahahaha

[CaloKruse]

wat is it suposed to do?

[TheOriginalBoman]

@CaloKruse

exactly what you see

[epbwacko]

Now, how cool would it be to have hundreds of these in your garden, of different sized and colors? Trippy as hell!

[ROB8542]

that is heaps cool

[dannyab3]

pause at 0:27 lol bug

[SRBMilan007]

"Want more stupid inventions? Check out my Gasoline Powered Flashlight! Click Here!" Stupid? LOL,its not stupid!!

[paleblue498]

You have the wrong description for this.  This is a classic veeblefetzer (any tool, machine or object that has no discernible purpose).

[Paan987654321]

how the fuck did i get here

[sTeevYx1]

0:25 that ant is like

FUCK DIS SHIT

[RattleheadGR]

Goverment and oil companies are after you now...

XD

[RoaccVideos]

perpetual motion...

[pimprock23]

dear santa

[PhiiRob]

could power stuff o: ... its using solar power which could be stored and then also generating kinetic energy! Genius!

[c0c0asauce]

I want 300 of them to make wind to power a wind mill to power my water heater to power my steam turbine to power my microwave to power my hotpocket.

[MCliiam]

give it wings

[silo515]

in the near future, no home will be complete without one.

[Seetangmonster]

MAKE IT FLY :p

[razor3085]

instant shade or a shitty comercial or a The usless machine would get pissed by it XD

[MrSirPwnzAlot]

Now where can I buy one?? Lmao. :DDDD

[SerbianFunTrick]

Why u dont make panel in shape of elise? :D

[superpoodle2]

THUMBS UP FOR ANT AT 0:25!

[fullmetaldudie]

0:25 ant walking thinking not again!

[ShadowKunaiStorm]

so how do you pick it up after it starts spinning like that?hahahaha

[ravendarkfield]

How is that not useful? Use it on the propeller on military helicopters - do you know how much energy they consume? this could be a new leap towards making environment-friendly warfare... or something.. XD

[MegaStevo1993]

@ravendarkfield until a cloud passes overhead.......

[hygaradon]

I would say it should adjust itself to always NOT be directed to the sun :D

[danieldeibler]

I love your description xD

[joiless]

Well that's... insanely mesmerizing isn't it. ~stares blankly at spinning doodad~

[Samota0]

: D How do you plan to pick it up?. . .Gonna hurt.

[Claybear2727]

@Samota0 You are seriously a weak man

[Samota0]

@Claybear2727 : ) It's a joke...

[Malteboy777]

@Samota0 He could cover it up in a box until it stands still again?! :P hehe

[AirCommando12]

solar powered drill?

[MinecrafterBeast]

It would acually be useful if you just made it connect to something that needs a lot of power!

[LetsPlayGuy12]

*Flies away*

damnit.

[PhozenMage]

@LetsPlayGuy12 shyt... i was hoping to see some flying away

[IonutQo22]

It's aliveeeeeeeee

[Forkalishes]

Go go gadget...

[karaz919]

Its worth the entertainment, its just spinning around..... btw, I WANTZ IT =D!!! Its so fuggen amazing ;w;

[robmoto117]

Was anyone else waiting for it to take off?

[mundaneaustralian]

solar doodle: PICK ME UP NOW, FUCKER!

[FastKart27]

Its power level is going OVER NINE THOUUUSAAAAAANNNNDDDD!!!!!!!

[TheKaneECO]

uh... how do I get it back now

[MasterWylesLady]

if u stare at it it makes the star of david :) js lol

[flyboy4520]

Blades on the edges...

[keoism]

place a tiny drill at the bottom and you can dig mines!

[heartlessmushroom]

Useless?

If one could build this several times larger, it could power an electric generator!

[mscottyhiner]

i wonder what would happen if you made the motor on top an attached a propeller instead of a stand/gear ?

[mscottyhiner]

i wonder what would happen if you made the motor on top an attached a propeller?

[oldman32123]

@mscottyhiner nothing because its so slow.

[Cook974]

0:29 there's a bug crossing the screen

[earthlinglife]

@Cook974 that bug is million times useful than this machine

[D00m0g]

SPINNNNIIINNNGGG FOOOORREEVVVEEEERRRRRR.

[19950812w]

Thumbs up if you saw the David's star

[dafoerder]

if the mars rover had that it would still be working

[nuke666able]

now why cant plants do that then?

[chamele0nboy]

because plant life doesn't have a dumb brain like this

[Goodtime618]

@nuke666able Cause the pilot would throw up like hell :D

[pokewalkthrough09]

anyone notice the ant ran for it's life at 0:29

[lgluigimario]

the bug running across the screen was my fav part

[Jargajl]

Oh my god, think at that on a Bey-Blade! D:

[KerrankiSuomee]

but what does it do? :o

[poisen06]

This could power the world better than the current solar panels. COMBINEEEE.

[sam8iscool]

0:28 Quick, run away!

[MegaBlazer87]

I WANT ONE

[XDproductions212]

Helicopterr blades :D?

[rsmcnoobie]

i actually think its cool

[SuperDman90000]

rcbif101 Have you heard of TROLL PHYSICS? You could be the top engineer!

[GabrielVfication]

you should put some wings in it!

[mrlogon99]

aww its cute

[mummyjohn]

The music makes this SO much cooler.

[IFM2002]

I was half expecting it to take flight

[sadfgadsfsdgf]

its not useless free power helicopters :D

[DRAGONIRONFIST]

now you need to put propellers at the ends :)

[ShawtThang]

Can you actually buy these? :D

[digitalbroadcaster]

Amazing! It was turning so fast, the airflow sucked that crawling insect out of its underground nest at 0:25!

[cornhoolio345]

so amusing

[Suvicce]

it's dividing by 0

[OrigamiRo]

be:D

[OrigamiRo]

good it can bea helicopter

[GustavoLSS11]

It can be VERY usefull

[blackhawk5786]

omg i noticed a jewish star when it was going fast lol

[2momGaming]

future of helicopters?

[omfgWerBinIch]

That´s awesome!!

[kcp77777]

What can't we do?

[MarekRetardProd]

have you tried to attach some sort of a propeller to it?

[Ryanlauph]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[taubergator3]

Solar doodle: I believe i can fly

[ShadowofXbox]

just put a couple blades on there and it's a helicopter

[monoxboogy2099]

i wish it flew into the aair

[ThePSFreaks]

Hooray for perpetual motion!

[TheXDarrinX]

Try to make this into a helicopter

[MyrianThief]

I WANT ONE!! D:

[KleineJoop]

How do i get end up watching these videos always....

[legopilot12]

00:07

[TheDzhoel]

attach wings to the solar panel to make a helicopter! :D

[gaj1012]

then what?

[TheLuckyskiller]

@gaj1012 go to school put it onto my table and watch it spinning, so i won't have to listen to my teachers telling boring stories :D

[gaj1012]

@TheLuckyskiller :D and its science so when they come up to you asking you what you're doing, be like "I'm THEORIZING" yea "big words = no response" :P

[TheLuckyskiller]

would like to have one too :D

[nekomimime]

did anyone else see the star as it rotated?

[aaugustho]

It's useless but it's cool! I want one!

[notsocooldudes]

I have the kit you used to make the solar doodle. Klutz solar car, am i correct?

[rcbif101]

@notsocooldudes - yep!

[ModzVonXyborg]

*imitates nasa's communication service*...errrr roger where ur location over...*beep*

[catfish4975]

Can't you put it on a generator or something so it could turn it and make some power for your ipod or something? Then it wouldn't be useless. Just an idea.... Who knows, maybe you're on to something and you just don't know it!

[marshaul]

@catfish4975 That's right, let's use photovoltaic cells to drive a generator. Instead of, you know, charging a battery directly.

[catfish4975]

@marshaul Or even better, you can use it as an auxillary power source instead of having to kick start your two stroke dildo. Who knows, maybe you're on to something and you just don't know it!

[OwuxGaming]

i want one...

[CEFD11777]

its not useless at all..

[Ricy013]

Ready for take off

[TheWolf739]

no, true uselessness is the solar powered flashlight, only works in well lighted areas

[qazwsxjoe]

@TheWolf739 they accutally make those i hav 1 lol

[Subwoofer1324]

what the hells with the ant!!?!?!?!?!?!?

[huzaifah971]

its not really that useless :\

[MarineCLS]

.... Well the tags are pretty relevant hahahhahaha

[TheKamilekXX]

Chować się!Vader nadlatuje!!

[rcbif101]

@MarieRoolfordock - LOL, what are you all worked up about?

BTW - "acctualy" is ACTUALLY spelled A C T U A L L Y, and "waists" as you put it, refers to the midsection of a number of persons.

; )

[kozhedub]

@rcbif101 this made me laugh! good job

[Davidwka88999999]

@rcbif101 The more he knows

[vindelextreme]

@MarieRoolfordock bitch u just got owned

[loper324]

*Takes off*

[Didgedy]

tags?

[Thetrueway]

lol

[Jeshu837]

and, do you did it? How?

[Littelfootasd]

just ad some wings on the sides and its no longer useless :D

[origamigek]

I like this one!

[MrGuyDudeHomie]

I completely disagree that beging useless, u can test and record different areas of sun strength with that so u can decide easier where to live. the faster it spins, the sunnier

[MultiFamguy]

make a bigger one and make a helicopter =D

[sba20041]

New TF2 teleport xD

[rickput]

Next generation helicopter technology.

[Schokitafel]

18 people didnt know how to put it on

[george024kush]

Well fuckin A

[klorgothstudios]

How exactly did you manage to pick it up after recording?

[Amunnubz]

Just going through your videos, laughing my ass off at each one.

You, sir, are epic win.

[calvin88893]

A solar torch is more stupid

[MrGimli2]

how do you pick it up? 0_o

[andre200mw]

how about its an illusion machine when i watched i saw a star when it spinned around!

[nsschorty418]

it's a zune logo.

[yendor79]

Add a pair of flaps and you have a Helicopter!!! =)

[imlink1]

but will it blend

[douchecock427]

add wires to panel connect to generator unlimited power

[soniplushie]

it's NOT useless!it provides entertainment to ALL!!! :]

[0zyke]

This isnt useless! I use one of these to turn my cap off my soda bottles off.

[wolfgang169]

useless? this is a solar fan. not useless

[PRlMEHUNTER]

who else was expecting it to take off?

[TheMarttiina]

i liked the bug in the video at 0:25-0:29

[darkman1362]

Where the hell do we buy your inventions?!?

[Gileum]

Make a helicopter out of this....Good idea? yes no? All I know is that I want you to make it a propeller and I wanna see it take off....

[IJoshFTW]

We have lift-off!

[bornakraljina]

little bug at 26 >.<

[666cornel]

try make a helicopter of it:D

[filozovs]

what the music in the background?

[rcbif101]

@filozovs -

1. look at my video using your face

2. look to the bottom right corner of my video using your face

3. Find the video view count near the bottom right corner of the video using your face

4. Find the "like/dislike" rating bar approximately 1/4" below the view count using your face

5. Find the Artist and Song yet another 1/4" below the rating bar! (also using your face)

6. Do a happy Dance! Like this! Do-do-do, do-do-do-dewww!

:P

[filozovs]

@rcbif101 sadly in my youtube version there isnt any Artist and Song thingy

[EdadTace]

@rcbif101 6. "Do a happy Dance! Like this! Do-do-do, do-do-do-dewww!

:P"

u forgot "with ur face" here

[rcbif101]

@EdadTace - that's an "invader Zim" reference.

[NonnyMus1]

@rcbif101 You use your face to see?!! That's awesome!! MOST people use their eyes to see!!1!!

[Cashewskerne5000]

@rcbif101 In ya Face x'D

[SomeCrazyKids1000]

@rcbif101 I found it!!!

[AlanSessler]

Upon further consideration I don't know if you can truly classify these machines as useless when they serve two completely valid functions:

#1. Amusing one's self

#2. Driving someone else crazy.



[theRewindguy1]

i guess you had the wrong hands

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