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  • This sketch is the reason I chose my AOL screen name back in 1996 and I've stuck with it ever since!

  • Some have air rifle, some have catty and some have bendy stick for shitty shotty!

  • Wow! you don't know how much this means to me. "I fire Johnny 7" Thanks for uploading R Kid :-)

  • You can see Vic Corpseing at the end, but who could blame him!

  • I dunno how Vic did it, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face as soon as Bob appeared with that drawn on his face.

  • "This is my right arm"

    lovitt

  • I have used a shitty shotty and I wouldn't recommend it.

  • Shitty Shotty sounds like a game my sister and I used to play, only we called it Cack Sticks. I'll leave the details to your imagination but the winner was the one who could get it furthest up the factory wall behind our house.

    We were poor, but happy..........

  • @oily8mutt I seeeeeeeee.............

  • Imran Khan/Col. Gaddafi!!!!

  • this is still just brilliant!

  • he's in hotrod!

  • I seek forgiveness and ride for two days on BMX in Spiderman outfit.

  • @TheMoodyGuru

    LMAO, the best bit is that Bob almost loses it at that point too.

  • Legend.

  • what a nice name for a weapon...what a nice name for apple theft

  • This is my right arm!

  • I've got this on dvd and it's slightly different. He doesn't say 'shitty shotty for shotty shit', I can't think for the life of me why they changed it, any thoughts?

  • @terrymanion its cos this clip wasn't included on the DVD and is from the vhs version. god knows why, we've missed out on some funny clips.

  • Brilliant take on Lovejoy, didn't know he as a Geordie/Native American!

  • Bendy stick for shitty shotty

  • Absolute class!!! I remember watching this at school. They don't write 'em like this anymore

  • Some with Air Rifle - Some with Gatty - And some with Bendy stick 4 Sh*tty Shot ... >>>

  • Love is ovel .. joy is ovel joy .. joy is loy ore yollovel ... it bee not an ovel loy four that bee the eye of the OX ... lives in the Square.. saint peter is p'tar... two bee hoisted bye... not a trewbee.

  • No ordinary Journey No Way !!!

  • Trying desperately not to piss himself.

  • "...some have the air rifle, some have gatty, and some have shittyshotty for... Shotty Shit!!!"

    If Vic and Bob came into my house and pissed on my telly they would still make it hilarious.

  • i love the fact that he dresses like the real lovejoy and then potrays him as some red indian type character its very very good comedy indeed

  • bendy stick for shittyshotty

  • BRILLIANT!

    I love the fact that they're both really struggling to keep a straight face, especially at the 2:00 mark: "Oooh! Yes."

    Their sense of humour hasn't aged at all. I was too young to know about them when this first aired, but I'm so glad I'm rediscovering them now. Go Vic and Bob!

  • Fantastic! The DVD release of Smell of is heavily cut and this scene is edited loads. Cheers for posting the original in all its glory!

  • Thanks for posting this has me in fuckin' stitches every time I watch it

  • "For two days and forty night's, i eat chewie's. Soon i get tired of sticky paper; i grow angry. So i fire johnny seven - but grenade she veers to east, knocking man out of tree. He lands on matchbox motorised motorway causing pile-up. I seek forgiveness, so i ride for two days on my BMX in my spiderman outfit"

    Utterly unique, surreal, and the best dialog i've ever heard!

  • this is double funny. thanks for posting.

  • ABSOLUTALY NO WAY!

    love these guys!

  • Shitty shotty.

  • my b.m.x was not equiped with stablizers!

  • 1:16 LOL!!

    Shteelin appuls!

  • So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Its so annoying how they cut allot of this on the DVD release. The first part on the DVD looks to be a different take, and its not as funny.

    Also, the repeat of Vic asking what Oggy Raiding is has been cut. As has the part "I go to Orchard until rain ends".

    This version here is so much better. I love it!

    My fave Vic & Bob moment.

  • Fantastic. I miss seeing these 2 on the box. :)

  • on second thoughts: this looks like mark e smith with a restoration wig sat on his bonce.

  • haha..your not wrong mate..he does look like mark e smith

  • or are we being too harsh on him - mark e smith that is?

  • haha..no..i'm a fan of mark e smith,the fall.. he's alright.he just wasn't really blessed with good looks..his music makes up for it though(some of)

  • i too have had shitty facial stretchmarks also. but yes, john lovejoy is not as orange as i imagined.

  • well hello i am guessing you guys don't have a girlfriend if you feel the need to comment so much. probably all gsoh with a need for red dwarf and takeaway eh?

  • this stuff is flippin hilarious!

  • sorry to interrupt yer fight lads, out of interest, who were the top 10 in that poll???

  • "Few have the long bendy stick for shitty shotty"

  • what a nice name for apple theft ;0)

  • Ha they can't stop laughing themselves!!!

  • this is my right arm....

    LMFAO

  • Hahaha, one of the funniest things i have ever seen! "Causing pile up on motorised matchbox motorway"

  • Vic & Bob are still my all time faves, remind me of my teenage years. They've never quite been bettered as yet, totally unique.

  • vic and bob classic...........

    should have had more recognition but then again thats what makes it so good the mr bean crowd dont understand keep to ourselfs just like a very high fox

    your wasting your time !

  • haha, this cripples me every time!! I didnt know lovejoy played with typical 80's toys...

  • Well fuck you matey pie. youre an old old man

  • They were voted 12th in a comedian's comedian poll in the papers. As the name implies, the poll was taken from professional comedians. So do all comedians lack a sense of humour or could it just be you?

    Different strokes and all that but if you dont find them funny why not just keep your mouth shut? And fuck off.

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  • Still here? I thought I told you to fuck off.

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  • 1: I'm two years your senior boyo.

    2: I don't threaten people on the internet, never have. I get the feeling I'd be telling you to fuck off within five minutes of talking to you in a boozer though.

    You like the fast show? R&M are Paul Whitehouse's favourite comedians. I think they're fucking hilarious but I'll admit it isn't highbrow humour. If youd've said that instead of "not funny" like you're -the- fucking authority on what's funny and what isn't I wouldn't have felt the need to reply.

  • ok tough guy, I'll bite. Who are your favourite comedians? And please don't say Bill fucking Hicks ...

  • Everyone just ignore Mr.I make threats hiding behind my keyboard because I'm blatantly a little darsh.

    He's the sad cunt who keeps replying on the 'video that is a load of shite' after all. Must have nothing better to do.

    So mate, fuck off and go Oggy Raiding. Its well fun.

    Oh shit, you won't understand the simple humour in that comment, will you? After all, your sense of humour is as narrow as a virgin's minge.

    Fuck off and watch whatever comedy you like, and leave everyone else alone.

  • Rob599999 is a cunt. And what a lame slag about faking it you dick'ed

  • Everyone has different senses of humour.

    There is no right or wrong, and comments like yours are just further testimony to when an arsewipe thinks that he knows comedy and doesn't have a clue.

  • My god! I have told people about this sketch, since i first saw it years ago. Those marker lines under his eyes like bags. Harsh, but true! Cracks me up. Thanks for posting this.

  • the series 1 and 2 are out on dvd now too ya know ;O)

  • Man, what is this from? I have a battered vhs I taped from BBC2 when it was first broadcast, and this is longer.

  • very funy! i enjoy vic and bob

  • leave him alone ticker ... that level of incisive, introspective self criticism should be commended.

  • fucking hillarious.

  • 1 of my favorites!!!

  • Tears to the eyes, every time.

  • I love the indian-brave meets north-east accent

  • love it

  • brilliant.will never tire of vic and bob.

  • Just out of interest, I have a question. What do we say when we see the man with a stick?

  • You wouldnt let it lie

  • What's on the end of the stick, Vic?

  • Does anyone know why half of this sketch is cut out on the DVD release? It is shown in full on the video!

  • This one doesn't start well, but the spider man outfit speech is a real gem. And yes, Bob cracking up help makes it.

  • Classic thanks a lot

  • monty panesar

  • Many thanks, one of my favourite sketches of all time. Still funny after all these years. Genius!

  • a brackett. look at burt reynolds interview. piss funny

  • Anyone got the Burt Reynolds interview?

  • This is my right arm!

  • thanks - i love this one; bob mortimer rarely came out of character but nearly lost it several times in this sketch

  • Thanks!

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