Shitty Shotty sounds like a game my sister and I used to play, only we called it Cack Sticks. I'll leave the details to your imagination but the winner was the one who could get it furthest up the factory wall behind our house.
I've got this on dvd and it's slightly different. He doesn't say 'shitty shotty for shotty shit', I can't think for the life of me why they changed it, any thoughts?
Love is ovel .. joy is ovel joy .. joy is loy ore yollovel ... it bee not an ovel loy four that bee the eye of the OX ... lives in the Square.. saint peter is p'tar... two bee hoisted bye... not a trewbee.
I love the fact that they're both really struggling to keep a straight face, especially at the 2:00 mark: "Oooh! Yes."
Their sense of humour hasn't aged at all. I was too young to know about them when this first aired, but I'm so glad I'm rediscovering them now. Go Vic and Bob!
"For two days and forty night's, i eat chewie's. Soon i get tired of sticky paper; i grow angry. So i fire johnny seven - but grenade she veers to east, knocking man out of tree. He lands on matchbox motorised motorway causing pile-up. I seek forgiveness, so i ride for two days on my BMX in my spiderman outfit"
Utterly unique, surreal, and the best dialog i've ever heard!
well hello i am guessing you guys don't have a girlfriend if you feel the need to comment so much. probably all gsoh with a need for red dwarf and takeaway eh?
should have had more recognition but then again thats what makes it so good the mr bean crowd dont understand keep to ourselfs just like a very high fox
They were voted 12th in a comedian's comedian poll in the papers. As the name implies, the poll was taken from professional comedians. So do all comedians lack a sense of humour or could it just be you?
Different strokes and all that but if you dont find them funny why not just keep your mouth shut? And fuck off.
2: I don't threaten people on the internet, never have. I get the feeling I'd be telling you to fuck off within five minutes of talking to you in a boozer though.
You like the fast show? R&M are Paul Whitehouse's favourite comedians. I think they're fucking hilarious but I'll admit it isn't highbrow humour. If youd've said that instead of "not funny" like you're -the- fucking authority on what's funny and what isn't I wouldn't have felt the need to reply.
There is no right or wrong, and comments like yours are just further testimony to when an arsewipe thinks that he knows comedy and doesn't have a clue.
My god! I have told people about this sketch, since i first saw it years ago. Those marker lines under his eyes like bags. Harsh, but true! Cracks me up. Thanks for posting this.
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pindyMX 1 week ago
This sketch is the reason I chose my AOL screen name back in 1996 and I've stuck with it ever since!
JonLovejoy 5 months ago 3
Some have air rifle, some have catty and some have bendy stick for shitty shotty!
moshman33 5 months ago
Wow! you don't know how much this means to me. "I fire Johnny 7" Thanks for uploading R Kid :-)
LizzieSky 7 months ago
You can see Vic Corpseing at the end, but who could blame him!
1978Borderline 7 months ago
I dunno how Vic did it, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face as soon as Bob appeared with that drawn on his face.
klojinum 8 months ago
"This is my right arm"
lovitt
coetmor 8 months ago
I have used a shitty shotty and I wouldn't recommend it.
coetmor 8 months ago
Shitty Shotty sounds like a game my sister and I used to play, only we called it Cack Sticks. I'll leave the details to your imagination but the winner was the one who could get it furthest up the factory wall behind our house.
We were poor, but happy..........
oily8mutt 8 months ago 2
@oily8mutt I seeeeeeeee.............
paddyleblanc 8 months ago
Imran Khan/Col. Gaddafi!!!!
cjt1881 9 months ago
this is still just brilliant!
TheRockstall 9 months ago
he's in hotrod!
antichris78 1 year ago
I seek forgiveness and ride for two days on BMX in Spiderman outfit.
TheMoodyGuru 1 year ago
@TheMoodyGuru
LMAO, the best bit is that Bob almost loses it at that point too.
Karmoon7 1 year ago
Legend.
washythewelder1 1 year ago
what a nice name for a weapon...what a nice name for apple theft
vunderground1 1 year ago
This is my right arm!
Catherine3234 1 year ago
I've got this on dvd and it's slightly different. He doesn't say 'shitty shotty for shotty shit', I can't think for the life of me why they changed it, any thoughts?
terrymanion 1 year ago
@terrymanion its cos this clip wasn't included on the DVD and is from the vhs version. god knows why, we've missed out on some funny clips.
noroadmarkings 9 months ago
Brilliant take on Lovejoy, didn't know he as a Geordie/Native American!
JohnnyTheWolfLupino 1 year ago
Bendy stick for shitty shotty
totaalmeister 1 year ago 2
Absolute class!!! I remember watching this at school. They don't write 'em like this anymore
applesandwich 1 year ago
Some with Air Rifle - Some with Gatty - And some with Bendy stick 4 Sh*tty Shot ... >>>
UKReferendum 2 years ago
Love is ovel .. joy is ovel joy .. joy is loy ore yollovel ... it bee not an ovel loy four that bee the eye of the OX ... lives in the Square.. saint peter is p'tar... two bee hoisted bye... not a trewbee.
mythicshadowz 2 years ago
No ordinary Journey No Way !!!
UKReferendum 2 years ago
Trying desperately not to piss himself.
MrBoBoTom 2 years ago
"...some have the air rifle, some have gatty, and some have shittyshotty for... Shotty Shit!!!"
If Vic and Bob came into my house and pissed on my telly they would still make it hilarious.
willbass86 2 years ago
i love the fact that he dresses like the real lovejoy and then potrays him as some red indian type character its very very good comedy indeed
bigbribol 2 years ago
bendy stick for shittyshotty
boydegg 2 years ago
BRILLIANT!
I love the fact that they're both really struggling to keep a straight face, especially at the 2:00 mark: "Oooh! Yes."
Their sense of humour hasn't aged at all. I was too young to know about them when this first aired, but I'm so glad I'm rediscovering them now. Go Vic and Bob!
PeeJayZephyr 2 years ago 2
Fantastic! The DVD release of Smell of is heavily cut and this scene is edited loads. Cheers for posting the original in all its glory!
bobbystips 2 years ago 2
Thanks for posting this has me in fuckin' stitches every time I watch it
RHINOWINOLUNATIC 2 years ago
"For two days and forty night's, i eat chewie's. Soon i get tired of sticky paper; i grow angry. So i fire johnny seven - but grenade she veers to east, knocking man out of tree. He lands on matchbox motorised motorway causing pile-up. I seek forgiveness, so i ride for two days on my BMX in my spiderman outfit"
Utterly unique, surreal, and the best dialog i've ever heard!
Grymbaldknight 2 years ago 9
this is double funny. thanks for posting.
ottotrot 2 years ago
ABSOLUTALY NO WAY!
love these guys!
sashalovesderek 2 years ago
Shitty shotty.
MrBoBoTom 2 years ago
my b.m.x was not equiped with stablizers!
fazermannn 2 years ago
1:16 LOL!!
Shteelin appuls!
sunkat76 2 years ago
So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
m0eme 2 years ago
Its so annoying how they cut allot of this on the DVD release. The first part on the DVD looks to be a different take, and its not as funny.
Also, the repeat of Vic asking what Oggy Raiding is has been cut. As has the part "I go to Orchard until rain ends".
This version here is so much better. I love it!
My fave Vic & Bob moment.
losdestructo69 3 years ago
Fantastic. I miss seeing these 2 on the box. :)
JAY132 3 years ago
on second thoughts: this looks like mark e smith with a restoration wig sat on his bonce.
jpsutcliffe 3 years ago
haha..your not wrong mate..he does look like mark e smith
thebirdman666 3 years ago
or are we being too harsh on him - mark e smith that is?
jpsutcliffe 3 years ago
haha..no..i'm a fan of mark e smith,the fall.. he's alright.he just wasn't really blessed with good looks..his music makes up for it though(some of)
thebirdman666 3 years ago
i too have had shitty facial stretchmarks also. but yes, john lovejoy is not as orange as i imagined.
jpsutcliffe 3 years ago
well hello i am guessing you guys don't have a girlfriend if you feel the need to comment so much. probably all gsoh with a need for red dwarf and takeaway eh?
moonface78 3 years ago
this stuff is flippin hilarious!
eoghanbeag 3 years ago
sorry to interrupt yer fight lads, out of interest, who were the top 10 in that poll???
jonnathr 3 years ago
"Few have the long bendy stick for shitty shotty"
cotterj99 3 years ago
what a nice name for apple theft ;0)
mazzag77 3 years ago
Ha they can't stop laughing themselves!!!
Duellist99 3 years ago
this is my right arm....
LMFAO
tlhawk1 3 years ago
Hahaha, one of the funniest things i have ever seen! "Causing pile up on motorised matchbox motorway"
skudsubway 3 years ago
Vic & Bob are still my all time faves, remind me of my teenage years. They've never quite been bettered as yet, totally unique.
jabberwocky88 3 years ago
vic and bob classic...........
should have had more recognition but then again thats what makes it so good the mr bean crowd dont understand keep to ourselfs just like a very high fox
your wasting your time !
dwscfc 3 years ago
haha, this cripples me every time!! I didnt know lovejoy played with typical 80's toys...
cra83 3 years ago
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rob599999 3 years ago
Well fuck you matey pie. youre an old old man
superiourcowies 3 years ago
They were voted 12th in a comedian's comedian poll in the papers. As the name implies, the poll was taken from professional comedians. So do all comedians lack a sense of humour or could it just be you?
Different strokes and all that but if you dont find them funny why not just keep your mouth shut? And fuck off.
synchc 3 years ago
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rob599999 3 years ago
Still here? I thought I told you to fuck off.
synchc 3 years ago
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rob599999 3 years ago
1: I'm two years your senior boyo.
2: I don't threaten people on the internet, never have. I get the feeling I'd be telling you to fuck off within five minutes of talking to you in a boozer though.
You like the fast show? R&M are Paul Whitehouse's favourite comedians. I think they're fucking hilarious but I'll admit it isn't highbrow humour. If youd've said that instead of "not funny" like you're -the- fucking authority on what's funny and what isn't I wouldn't have felt the need to reply.
synchc 3 years ago
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rob599999 3 years ago
ok tough guy, I'll bite. Who are your favourite comedians? And please don't say Bill fucking Hicks ...
synchc 3 years ago
Everyone just ignore Mr.I make threats hiding behind my keyboard because I'm blatantly a little darsh.
He's the sad cunt who keeps replying on the 'video that is a load of shite' after all. Must have nothing better to do.
So mate, fuck off and go Oggy Raiding. Its well fun.
Oh shit, you won't understand the simple humour in that comment, will you? After all, your sense of humour is as narrow as a virgin's minge.
Fuck off and watch whatever comedy you like, and leave everyone else alone.
losdestructo69 3 years ago
Rob599999 is a cunt. And what a lame slag about faking it you dick'ed
VICTORGIRAFFE 3 years ago
Everyone has different senses of humour.
There is no right or wrong, and comments like yours are just further testimony to when an arsewipe thinks that he knows comedy and doesn't have a clue.
losdestructo69 3 years ago
My god! I have told people about this sketch, since i first saw it years ago. Those marker lines under his eyes like bags. Harsh, but true! Cracks me up. Thanks for posting this.
purpleicedance 3 years ago 2
the series 1 and 2 are out on dvd now too ya know ;O)
elembee 3 years ago
Man, what is this from? I have a battered vhs I taped from BBC2 when it was first broadcast, and this is longer.
RedlineAngel 3 years ago
very funy! i enjoy vic and bob
greigr9 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
NOT FUNNY SAD
leoell777 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
your are a little cumsponge
tickerLEWIS 4 years ago 6
leave him alone ticker ... that level of incisive, introspective self criticism should be commended.
synchc 3 years ago 3
fucking hillarious.
losdestructo69 4 years ago
1 of my favorites!!!
callumjohnmcdine 4 years ago
Tears to the eyes, every time.
jellybath 4 years ago 2
I love the indian-brave meets north-east accent
leozam 4 years ago 10
love it
hollymell 4 years ago
brilliant.will never tire of vic and bob.
SOFAJEDI 4 years ago 4
Just out of interest, I have a question. What do we say when we see the man with a stick?
Coerlin 4 years ago
You wouldnt let it lie
crankfrank76 4 years ago
What's on the end of the stick, Vic?
Doopliss6 4 years ago 2
Does anyone know why half of this sketch is cut out on the DVD release? It is shown in full on the video!
howmanyowls 4 years ago
This one doesn't start well, but the spider man outfit speech is a real gem. And yes, Bob cracking up help makes it.
stevebritgimp 4 years ago
Classic thanks a lot
DANGERKUTZ 4 years ago
monty panesar
benji1983oxford 4 years ago
Many thanks, one of my favourite sketches of all time. Still funny after all these years. Genius!
arlooginky 4 years ago
a brackett. look at burt reynolds interview. piss funny
DRINGULA 4 years ago
Anyone got the Burt Reynolds interview?
ZILLA2010 4 years ago
This is my right arm!
Joolies 4 years ago
thanks - i love this one; bob mortimer rarely came out of character but nearly lost it several times in this sketch
njmckenna 4 years ago
Thanks!
hoorayforbiscuits 4 years ago