Introducing: Jockey staycool Technology Featuring Tim Tebow

[Explorersea]

like to see in his underwear

[icebelly07]

@Explorersea ew perv, would you like to see his cock too

[25benG]

Timmy T is such an exciting player, would love to watch him play but the critics have just made him out to be this horrendous quarterback. its childish really, not to give a kid a chance on the big stage when all he does is work hard. Tim, if you ever read this comment, you have a ton of fans pulling for you. stay tough.

[Htown20XX]

I just wear a tight tank top under my shirt

[icebelly07]

@Htown20XX penis penis penis

[johnnyde9]

does it wash away

[grahm0lingor]

but will i look as good and tim tebow in it?

[Flexmeister]

Tim is a hot beast

[icebelly07]

@Flexmeister do you think of massaging his dick while you masturbate?

[MKDAWUSS]

He's got a long way to go before he's on Peyton's level when it comes to commercials

[BoricuaDelight]

Tebow is so gorgeous

[icebelly07]

@BoricuaDelight yeah and I know you are going to say his dick hair is shiny too

[ffagffah]

You could have just said "it's coated in carcinogenic polymers!" and be over with it.

[daf867]

@ffagffah for real? can you explain?

[swalhovd]

@daf867 Don't listen to foolish idiots. The technology involves small capsules that contain a material that has a crystallization temperature around the same temp as the outside of the human body, so that it is constantly absorbing and releasing energy as the material in the capsule melts and recrystallizes. Nothing about this should lead you to believe anything involved in the process is carcinogenic.

[daf867]

@swalhovd oh dearr I'm so confused....

[swalhovd]

@ffagffah ...right, because all polymers are carcinogenic. You can't walk 5ft without touching or seeing at least a half dozen different kinds of polymers. Clothes, carpet, plastic dishes, food wrap, etc. is all made out of polymers. But way to understand science.

[ffagffah]

@swalhovd You mean just like how you can't walk 5 ft without bumping in to someone who has been affected by cancer, birth difficulties, or hyperactivity disorders, all linked to excessive, constant exposure to proven carcinogens? You can go ahead and eat all the phthalates and poisons you want, but I, for one, will not be wearing them next to my genitals.

It's not really relevant, but way to understand grammar. "Carcinogenic" was an adjective in that sentence, specifying the type of polymer.

[sapph920]

Genital cooling is a Focus on the Family-approved form of contraception.