Things To Do Before I Die

[cjhannum1195]

mattg123 deleted his account lol

[DangmrGina]

my brother blew up an amp (as in a stereo amp) but he got magnets in his face

[NikkieI6]

You kinda look like Alex Gaskarth here o-o

[pandahugs4u67]

Six minutes of my life...wasted. It wasn't even FUNNY retarded. Just stupid. Really, really, stupid.

[pandahugs4u67]

This was retarded.

[Sarah224622]

I did that slow motion thing & everybody got really angry.I never had so much fun before.

[rkorvdslam]

mattg123 closed his accountl lol

[missemilyellen]

you look so young <3 :3

[xNeonNintendox]

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!

"insert crapload of sales pitch here...."...

So come on down to Al Harington's Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man warehouse emporium in WEIKAPA!(?)

[127ksa]

r u canadian?

[fleeboyful]

No comments? Or is my iPad just tripping

[alleyd001]

ur kinda cute, except for the part where you mention punching your wife in the face!! violence against wome is not recommended.

[shaddie156]

omg WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBEMAN! Family guy references :D

[Samocoptor]

Anyone else think this guy doesn't get out much? xD

[superoniongirl1998]

matt u can never be too naked!!!

[dreamingxlulu]

Try wearing women underwear...FOR SCIENCE!!

I lol'd so hard xd

[limelocker]

grocery gnomes :)

[25Taiocruz]

Tattoo my penis to look like a light house

Paint a lighthouse to look like a penis

Paint my ding dong to look like a ding dong

[mikeysrose]

I think this may have been the very first MattG video I ever saw, like a year and a half ago.

... wow.

[donteatmytaco100]

is he makeing this up at random

[Sarah224622]

you looked so cute in 2oo9 :>

[PrettyInPink101231]

you look like fred

[Andithepanda]

your way more energetic now.

[bleedmeh2death]

199 people peed in a running fan the RONG way

[PropertyOfDemyx]

I watched this in 2009!! Whoa!

[donpazer]

@lolitatiger ... you've seen his butt ?? :o

[DontJudgexMe]

The grocery fairy :) lol :p

[lemondale11]

you so got the two thumbs thing from Scrubs.-_-

[XxivowanxX]

is it wrong that shadow puppet porn gave me a boner?

[247sonnyrocks]

@XxivowanxX  yes yes it is!!!

[ThePrettyMessedUp]

best video on youtube.

[ImagineBigThings]

this made me lol sooo much!

[burkey49]

press 1 for: E.T Phone Home

Hahahaha

[nirib1111]

i lost it at the shadow puppet porn! XD

[RAVENRULES101]

Still wachin dis in 2011...awsomeness hehehehe

[Wildwildwes7]

Peeing into a running fan is not a good idea.....trust me

[13Kevman]

How do you not like Corner Gas?

[dreamera1]

Don't find you funny. Sorry.

[Girlygirl9571]

You Never make vids any more



[SonicTheUnicorn1]

Oh my gosh! i have a top rated comment xD

[ntrr99]

you are fliping off every buddy

[BizzMarki]

How do people watch garbage like this... I feel so much dumber for watching this video.

[deliciousnutritious1]

@BizzMarki

go do drugs.

[benragus]

gay?

[xmightyxquinnx]

I say Vagagina all the time. I love you. (:

[cloverpuppy989]

you forgot defeat all douche bags

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

2:45 got me. xD

[iceprincess991]

<33333333 I love you MattG :**

[OMFGitsDestery]

you sir, are a genious. :P

[marsh1998]

4:13 haha

[animatorbug]

i cant beleive i just watched 6 minuters of random stuff being said

[bhabooshka]

canadian

[snowconerangel]

omg i started cracking up at the family guy reference cos i saw it last night like, four times xD

love u matt!!

[zoliviragh]

Dear MattG123 MattG124 is comming for you so be afraid... BE VERY AFRAID !

[alybirdie]

Just, do everything naked.

[CourtneyOhnstad]

@alybirdie that's how you get aids...

[TheSummerfrench]

Ahaha this is a really funny dude. I love you. REALLY. I DO. FOREVER. AND. EVER

[shaybexdon]

well done! i found you so annoying at first but now i find you quite funny!

[TheNeidermayer]

"...Just start walking until you trip out."

[Everthingbeauty]

u said house funny again ur Canadian

[NinjaKatLawliez]

mattg123 isy friend irl xD

[lolitatiger]

you have incredible eyes. and face.... and butt.... and body..... and, you know what? This is going nowhere. im not trying to make top comment, im just speaking the truth.

[EdwardNOJacobYES]

2:31 soo cute :3

[ShaneDawsonRocks1145]

i love this video. even after 2 years

[B3rk3lyV3ng3anc3]

Vijaginal area.

[BekahAnRyan]

One tiiimmmmee, we were having a plant sale at my school. I don't know why v.v But they were having cows shipped to turkey or something downtown I guess they like, worship cows there. But anyways, there was like 40 trucks, and if you pulled you're arm down and do that cho cho thing, they would honk. It was awesome.

[ilyjesus16]

are you irish??

[flower69456]

@ilyjesus16 He's Canadian.

[MegaMel102]

Matt G is the bestt :D

[wheelsiam]

vagaginal? xD

[AlishaLooBoo]

paint my ding dong,to look like a ding dong.

XDDD

[AlishaLooBoo]

i don't think he mentioned anything about being naked........XD

[disturbedrocks80965]

a bird pooped onnn meee YESTERDAY D;

[dearjuneattackwhenim]

i've already bathed in a mcdonalds... I shaved my legs, and other stuff. XDDDD, washed my hair and face, While I eat my mother fucking sundae.

[iamMulan123]

@dearjuneattackwhenim i wanna save my legs at mcdonalds

[98Haberstock]

holy fuck that shits so funny is fucked!!!!



[jakethe9th]

ive paid the guy at a mcdonalds drive thru 13 dollars in pennys and he was like WTF?!

[2009shadydawg]

BUY GOLD COBRA......EVEN IF I DIE ILL COME BACK 2 LIFE AND WAIT 2 DIE AGAIN

[SuperNoobTroll]

Fred i saw your movie it kinda sucked

[MsPebbles2010]

You've been subbed my friend :)

[GreekElephant14]

Can i come to yur 24 hr rave???

[RawrrandMoo]

AMAZING!!!! :D

[0Vance0]

I love your videos. Miss you Matt!

[xXMehMuffinXx]

I went looking for MattG123 and I found his channel. Then on his cooments MAttG124 said "sir I must apologize haha" probabably because of this. xDD.

[Ramd0mness0fTheW0rld]

hehe, I like the way he says "naked" :}

[jasonalien]

my fav is making ur house a 24hr rave party!

[THExWEIRDxGIRL]

who is matt g 123 ????!

someone warn him! lol

it wud be sooo funny if he actually watched thid video and was like " not

if i smother you in your sleep first!"

i would be on the REAL matt g's side! lol

[theyshoutjangmi]

I've done the first 4. LOL.

[insanelover10101]

dudee , theree wuuz thiss truck driver who drifted into mii lanee nnd iFlickedddd himm off nnd he honkeddddd hiss hornn , lol .

[sasukefan1166]

Aww young Matt G (^_^)

[The1Homicide]

thewinekone did this before it was pretty funny

[PWNzXG4M3R]

Thumbs up if you think 4:14 was when the video started to get really funny and awkward at the same time

[MrMutobuMan]

I hate it when it takes more than one hand to eat a dog.

[ItSeMiLyBatCh]

Shadow Puppet Porn. Rule 34 lives on.

[jokerpunk117]

Spfff, I did half of that stuff this morning

[ItsAnErikquake1808]

thumbs if if you jizzed at the parrt when...

ahah FUCK THAT! Thumbs up if you think Matt is the most jizzable thing everrr <33

[hman659]

buy a house.......... AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND!?!?!?! THUMBS UP IF YOU PLAYED THAT PART OVER AND OVER

[michmashcrash]

mattg is tne best professional loofa- thing

[dinosgorawrkbye]

He says house lol and andything with 'ous' in it sooooooooo cute:)

[TheCourtnah]

Love the way he says house.

[funkymonker3]

LOLOLOL

[emilythestrange971]

1:40 ''I'll be called 'The Grocery Fairy' Did I say fairy? I meant man. The grocery manly-man." Thumbs up if you jizzed ;)

[bustedlockerfilms]

@emilythestrange971 124 likes hehehehe!! nice!!:)

[RandomLuckyStar]

I'd go to that Rave

[SonicTheUnicorn1]

Vagaginal?

[janineslies]

I searched MattG123, there is none.

[Blackiie13x]

yu are adorable, i cud listen to yu all day man :D

[PeanutButterNinja100]

awee... Like... you're just... so adorable. :3 I wanna just... cuddle with you! :'D

[AlishaLooBoo]

vagaginal area.bahahaha! XD

[ThatKittyWhoCamps]

does justin bieber counts as a famous person?

[theblackheavens]

lmfao

[kingdomhearts24680]

midget toss



[TaterTotRoc]

ur already a professional youtuber

[SkateDrumEm]

I'll have that pizza

5 second rule

[SamKnightsVideos]

Back then in this video you seemed like that 1 guy in high school who always hung around the girls and everyone thought was gay but now your all ......... not thought to be gay lol no offense.

[feather7doesrock]

i love the way you say house...its pretty cool..

[emilygoesrawrx3]

@feather7doesrock there is nothing weird or cool about the way he says house o__O

[feather7doesrock]

@emilygoesrawrx3 WELL!!! did I say weird??? I believe my statement is more of a compliment

[008jrg]

this video's awesome! i'll think that i want to do this kind of video

[xNEVERHAVEYOUEVERx]

Buy a house, then BURN IT TO THE GROUND!

[Georgiamau5]

I'll be called the grocery fairy

[RaveNight]

179 people have Sciophilia and is mad that the shadow puppet scene wasn't long enough.

[woodwind817]

I've had a bird poo on me

[adalhelliesa]

I've been pooped on by a bird before -.-

[MrBasse253]

MattG Pro Fapper

[Drainx275]

@MrBasse253

LOL

[weberockinyo]

Pretty much everything you want to do involves pissing people off.

[asmundsson1]

are you canadian? 1,52 the way you say house..

[ILoveMattism]

Why do guys always want to panties????

[hAiMeHtAyLoR]

@ILoveMattism boys like invading feminine people... and... o_O

[ILoveMattism]

@hAiMeHtAyLoR it's freaky No guy should wear panties! :O

[MyTortleSpeaksFrench]

A new Dog that you can eat with one hand; they already have that, it's called a Dachshound >:{D

[JessicaWelch13]

wow this is old you look so much younger xD your hairs short haah ithink you are more enthusiastic (how ever you spell it) now

[etf4evar]

on the condom thing just put it in the dryer 

[dreadhead1122]

@etf4evar i wonder how you know that?

[hAiMeHtAyLoR]

@etf4evar o_O just saying, but.. wouldn't inventing it be funner?? lol

[sakurar0cks]

when he says "house" it siunds like hes saying "hews" xD

[fabfashionista13]

@sakurar0cks maybe coz hes canadian?

[1012541364]

uh... xD!!!



[majikle]

already did the ex-lax... that was some funny shit watching the kid run home holding his bum cheeks tight with his hands! bahahahah!

[xxxSTOMPYx101]

hey! i like corner gas :(

[MrMoomy5]

Pause at 2:30 EPIC FACE ;D

[ichyy500]

your so little looking :)

[urFAMguy123]

nice nose ring you pussy

[XxNeonRainbowzxX]

LOLZ love you man hella funny

[sixtwolobo]

Hahahahahahaha SO FUNNY SOME OF THOSE I WANT TO DO TOO BEFORE I DIE WHEN U SAID ADD STUFF TO PEOPLES SHOPPUNG CARTS WHEN THEIR ARENT LOOKIN CRACKES ME UP

[roxxie2471]

WACKY WAVING INFLATIBLE ARM-FLALING TUBE MEN!!!

[mandi1532]

ur ding-dong doesnt look like a ding-dong

[Chocotok]

SLOW MOTION DAY!!!

[scavanger1000]

Y DO FANS RUN AWAY FROM U?

[Zahraalala]

okkk... your making me diing when im watching this video .... this is not funny.... sorry :S

[BlackBear228]

You were'nt very good at titles back then, were you matty?

[Kennethnixionlover]

go to 2:28 AND AFTER HE SAYS loofa-ist thAT FACE IS SOOOO CUTE

[Zero5751]

@Kennethnixionlover I had to go back and see it again and then I got all blushy cuz it is cute

[cuteybear25]

@Kennethnixionlover his face would be cute anyway

[ShelbyBbyx3]

@Kennethnixionlover He's always so cute. Scratch that,He's fucking hot.

[LaurenBreeu]

@Kennethnixionlover Sexiest face ever!!!!!

[ilovemikeyway7]

Hahahahah shadow puppet porn xD

[mikeysrose]

Have you ever head the song "The Night I Punched Russell Crowe"?

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man!!! rotfl

There are a few things in this video that I want to do.

[iliaMoment]

LOL @ 1:27-1:36

[Talaka9]

I've gotten pooped on by a bird before...it landed on my shoulder...

[RuNsWiThDiNoS]

aare those your drawings?:] they are amazing

[MissSavannahLeigh1]

what exactly would a loofah-ist do????

[unstoic5]

is that mucous left over on your nose?

[limegreenn17]

You are like extremely attractive. <3

[crazyblah12]

Lmao ||| I love this :D it's like OMG and the guy is so funny

[crazyblah12]

Lmao ||| I love this :D it's like OMG and the guy is so funny

[animelover367]

I Think I'll do most of these.

[GamerBro196]

this guy didnt stop 4 6mins straight

[utoober708]

3:49

[bijuxjulia]

04:44 happened to me twice during one day only, seriously (though not in my mouth)

[brickbulletin]

You have your priorities right.

[MrFakeland]

manly man xD

[noahthemango]

ahhh canadians and the way they say "house" and "about" lmao!