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  • 0:05

    Desmond: I'm not Ezio you dope.

  • i love when it is all sped up but i still dont know how to get the parachute :(

  • People really had a hard time when they were hungry back then...

  • WOW Desmond is really old

    

  • 1:30 this is actually really funny to hear and see.

  • why do you have that gay costume equipped

  • I did not know that the voice of Ezio Auditore is the same as Cris Ranfield

  • must you destroy all leonardo's war machines to unlock the parachute?????

  • im wondering if i finished the last level will i return to ezio in rome?

  • how did u play as desmond?

  • @minecrafter1211 complete synchronization at sequence 8

  • i unlocked the parachute but i dont know how to use it. can someone tell me how?

  • @eseguy2 press X at a high altitude

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  • WARNING: Ezio di not kill civilians.

    ERRRRRRRRMMMMM wrong again bitch, I decide who lives or dies

  • HEY BROTHER YOU LOOK DIFFERNENT

  • bitch quite crying

  • please give him the fucking apple.

  • EAT YOUR FUCKING APPLE ALREADY CESARE!!!!

  • full synconization failed

  • do the damn mission dumd ass

  • Lenardo:"Ezio...-"

    Desmond:"AM AM FUCKING TIME TRAVLER!"

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  • Want the apple

    'bitchslap'

    Its yours not mine

  • What did we learn from this video?

    1. He is hurting her

    2. He wants the Apple

    3. It's his, not hers

  • @Lennyohh sounds about right : D

  • love ur taste of games

  • how do you get altair in profile picture?

  • @desmondmiles428 i bought it on the marketplace a long time ago

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX oh wow! your so great at deleting comments, i remember how this started, i was asking for assistance, and it got of topic when u realised u hadnt an answer, so u said "how would u like it if you comment got removed" and then u removed it, your so great at winning arguments by changing the subject and since its your video u abuse that ability, that is so amazing how talented you are, do u right your own material? because that is so fresh, and so rebelious, bravo

  • Um, yeah, FUCK YOU

  • @fenderbenderx mad bro?

  • but how do you get to that guy i cant find him?!

  • THERES A FUCKING BASKET OF APPLES IN FRONT OF U DIPSHIT!

  • 4:10 aldr 500 metres away still can hear them cesere and lucrezia

  • 3:48 desmond or ezio so far still can hear cesare n lucrezia

  • 2:50 lucrezia is like laughing hehhee

  • 1:20 best

  • That bitches whining annoyed me the whole time I did this mission

  • Cesere forgot one thing. PLEASE AND FUCKING THANKYOU

  • For god sake, her crying is not only annoying after 2nd repeat, it's also possible to hear from kilometers away, without getting quiter... DAT BIATCH

    Hey wait, he had a lot of apples at reach of a hand... in a basket... on a table... one in Pope's mouth even, and all were good looking red ones so why he wants some yellow and metallic one? Weird guy.

  • it looks weird cuz its Desmond and sounds like Ezio weird

  • do u need to beat the game

  • @kingblackops44 nope

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX how do u get it tho

  • Did Ezio put it in his ass pocket ?

  • just give him the apple... geez

  • cesare...what a dick

  • Great! Now, how do I use the parachute? no, wait... too late :(

  • paradox!!!

  • press 5 for glory hole xD

  • What mission is that where you get the parachute? or Where is the bench

  • WTF ?? desmond

  • 1:30 To see Alvin the squirrel fighting with his wife 25 years later

  • desmond use your hookblade. ooH wait wrong game

  • i think he wants the apple.

  • That bitch cries loud.

  • give me the aple its mine not yours whaaaaaa huhuhuha

  • Wow he just got poisoned from an Apple he took from a bowl of apples that were on a table with nothing on the table, in plain sight then he slapped his sister and tells her to tell him where the apple is and.... I can't say any more that's all you need to know...

  • @hottoontownpost hes talking bout the apple of eden

  • For everyone wondering how to get the parachute it tells you at the beginning. You have to destroy all of Leonardo Da Vinci's war machines. To find them open your map (Select.) and look for black L's. I think there are 5. When you do that sit on Da Vinci's chair (Is a gray L on the map.) If that dose not happen it means you missed a war machine or you didn't get very far in Story Mode

  • you can still hear them screaming at each other, the're noisy neighbours.

  • Apple more! moooooooooooooooooooreeeeeeeee­eeeee

  • I for one am against it!

  • Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha
  • it looks like desmonds getting raped

  • u are a hacker. lol. how do you do that???

  • @gpayet99 GEE IDK, BUT I'M SURE THE ANOTATION THAT SAYS "HOW TO GET DESMOND OUTFIT CLICK HERE" HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT oh sorry caps lock

  • @gpayet99 so stupid it's not a hack. You probably just suck at the game and dont' know how to unlock it

  • @Zexion98 lol reading this made me laugh

  • now all Roma knows cesare wants an apple

  • GODSPEED 0:59

  • how duh fuck do you get parachute?

  • WAT DA HELL!!!!!!!!

    Whats Desmond doing here?!!

  • I see plenty of apple on the table :P

  • Can you only use it one time?

  • @mw2addic1 here's how it works, you get 5 after this cutscene, then after you run out you can buy more at the tailor, you can even buy bigger pouches for up to 20 parachutes at a time

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX Max is 25

  • @YellowPain50 25 wat

  • @kingblackops44 parachutes maximum without resupplying, you need the maximum pouch you get from uplay+completing things at 100% and severy guild challenges

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX how did you get the parachute

  • @ninjamathias maybe pay attention to the first 1 minute of the video...

  • GIVE ME THE APPLE JACKS

  • Lol,he speaks verry loud,you can hear him from across the river

  • Y U GIMMI NO APPLE? FUUUUUUUUUU

  • Woman, give him the apple dammit!

  • GIVE ME THE THE FUCKING APPLE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • it is demond what a fuck?

  • @makason1001 its suppose to be part of the game you have to complete something to get it but i don't rember what

  • lol u must have been pissed wen it said full synchronization failed lol

  • @blacklion3600 nope, i'd already gotten full sync back when to get desmond's clothes you needed 100 on ALL sequences instead of the now only sequence 8. so i was just speed running it

  • how can ezio hear lucrezia and cesare's voice outside the castelo? lol xD

  • I SAID GIVE ME THE FUCKING APPLE!!!!!!!!!!

  • give me the apple

  • did you know you can skip a cutscene in the menu's?

  • leo should be like wtf is he wearing? XD

  • damn cesare can yell

  • what does desmond doing there??

  • Bitch not giving him his nutrition

  • Has any1 else completed AC Revelations?? well by the ending, im certain there will be an AC5 where you will play as Desmond ;) (sorry for spoil)

  • i thoutht the pope diend in the frist one?

  • oooooooo you have to destroy all the machines first

  • It was funny as hell with this fast-speed while he was shoving the apple in his mouth! Haha! Video time 1:28

  • when did desmond learn how to talk 'EZIO'?

  • Why do it in the middle of a mission where you can just hear Cesare yelling and Lucrezia crying. It's so annoying

  • wtf thats not ezio

  • @416spartaz maybe you should pay some slight attention to the first 3 minutes of the video

  • How do u get it

  • indispicble me ??? 0:58

  • @simplemite lol no one's made that comparison yet

  • where i can find this man who give ezio parachute? i want parachute but i can't find it :(

  • Cesare: Give me the apple!

    Lucrezia:Go buy from Walmart!!

  • That's a long conversation.

  • wtF ?

     u wAnnA hAvE an aPplE? u aLready hAd one, but u sTuck iT in the mOuth of OlD man!

  • i want the apple huh well i want A BANANA BUT I DONT BULLY PEAPLE

  • @TheConnorspackman you got a nice fuckin name

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX you have a nice fuking mum

  • @TheConnorspackman i was just saying that because my name is connor <:3 u mad?

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX sry thought you where being mean sry

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX eh dude the animus is out of control!!!! dont u see it? degabuuuu!!!

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX No he is right. Your mom is pretty nice :D

  • @peepeevagi i wouldn't know really, she died when i was 4

  • @XxCONMYSTROxX My condolences. She's one hot zombie :U

  • I Have The Apple Now HeHeHe

  • A New Device? THIS IS THE FUTURE WE HAVE PLANES!

    Really? A Parachute. What Was In The Package? Not A Parachute.

    I CONFUSED YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  • I finished the whole game :)

  • Speed hack

  • i dont know it happend so fast

  • CANN I GET A THUMBS UP FOR 100,000 VIEWS!1 MLG!

  • ceasre:i want the apple, it's mine not yours!

    ryuk:did somebody say apples?

    all:O_O

    ryuk:what?

  • it's so funny when cesare screams... :P

  • Wow those guys are loud. Ezio/Desmond hears them all the way across the bridge and everything. :P

  • 0:58 xD Jajajajajaja!!!!! afgegervskgdsfgkhvkdkdgtkrd xD

  • LOL at 1:36 he said fuck me

  • I wanted him to jump off with no parachute.

  • its more like Desmond traveld in a time traviling Delorean and learned roman (or whatever languege they speak) and made alo of new friends

  • Horton hears domestic violence in the next room and doesnt call 911

  • @frostedsyrup lmfao xD

  • @frostedsyrup Family Guy ftw!

  • Cesare: GIVE ME TEH' APPLE!!!

    Annoying Orange: WAAZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

  • Sounds like kindergarten all over again....

  • @dcpress98 lol finally a clever comment that is related to the vid

  • I want the apple! STFU, SMD AND GTFO, FFS.

  • Hey, hey apple, WHAT!?! Give me the apple!!

  • i want the apple as well but you have to live without it like me......

  • I WANT THE APPLE!!

  • how do u get dezmon

  • The Templars act like a soap opera family!

    Cesare: "GIVE ME THE APPLE!!"

    Lucrezia: "WAAHH!!"

    Me: /-:|

  • The awkward moment when domestic abuse is SO LOUD, that you can hear it from the highest building in the land.

  • still do not understand why joe is fucking his sister? BOH?!

    and then that ball like a broken record, and the apple apple APPLE YOU put it in the ASS never shuts up, THEN THAT BITCH ALWAYS A CRY BUAHAHAHAHUUAUAUA BHAUHABAHUHAUAUAUAOUAUAOOOUOAO­UAA

    EZIO DOES SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE FUCKING HO soulful Kill them both put me MUTE THE VIDEO TO YOUTUBE!

  • he is sayin d same line repeatdly n she is cryin in d same tune

  • noooooooob!!

  • Cesare: STOP CRYING AND GIVE ME THE APPLE!!!!!!!! Sister: WAHHHHH I DONT WANT TOO. Father: EGGHHJHJHHJHJHHJHJH. this is how the normal templer family behaves? wow

  • i thought that was desmond

  • STFU THE APPLE IS MINE GAY!

  • Hey look the chipmunks version

  • IT'S MINE... NOT YOURS!

  • hey guys there was this glitch on this ere i tried to open the hideout door and hen i started flying up i just kept gpoing hoping id drop i finaly had to turn off the xbox!

  • He really wants his fucking apple.

  • @quicksilver2055 must really need his 5 aday XD

  • @masterrobertson I'm serious, the two sound like preschoolers fighting over a snack.

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  • i'm surprised you could still hear them from so far away they must be LOUD

  • no matter what fricken button i push the parashute wont open!!! i have tryed it of the tallest buildings all over roma, and it wont open!!! bloody hell, is anyone els having this problem, i have jumped of the assassins guild, the colloseum, the castello, everything, i have died so many times! just trying to get the fricken thing to open!! none of the buttons work for it!!

  • @TimeSageX13 you need to buy more ..... XDDDDDD YOU CAN ONLY HOLD 15 MAX, AND THAT'S AFTER BUYING ALL UPGRADES.AF,.AJSDLKFJASDFJKAIS­DJFL SRSLY BRO GOML

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  • @TimeSageX13 oh and you get them at the tailor shop

  • @TimeSageX13 due check your parachutes at the bottom right corner.....,.