@XxCONMYSTROxX oh wow! your so great at deleting comments, i remember how this started, i was asking for assistance, and it got of topic when u realised u hadnt an answer, so u said "how would u like it if you comment got removed" and then u removed it, your so great at winning arguments by changing the subject and since its your video u abuse that ability, that is so amazing how talented you are, do u right your own material? because that is so fresh, and so rebelious, bravo
For god sake, her crying is not only annoying after 2nd repeat, it's also possible to hear from kilometers away, without getting quiter... DAT BIATCH
Hey wait, he had a lot of apples at reach of a hand... in a basket... on a table... one in Pope's mouth even, and all were good looking red ones so why he wants some yellow and metallic one? Weird guy.
Wow he just got poisoned from an Apple he took from a bowl of apples that were on a table with nothing on the table, in plain sight then he slapped his sister and tells her to tell him where the apple is and.... I can't say any more that's all you need to know...
For everyone wondering how to get the parachute it tells you at the beginning. You have to destroy all of Leonardo Da Vinci's war machines. To find them open your map (Select.) and look for black L's. I think there are 5. When you do that sit on Da Vinci's chair (Is a gray L on the map.) If that dose not happen it means you missed a war machine or you didn't get very far in Story Mode
LISTEN UP! The government is planning on releasing a bill called Bill S.978. What this will do is make posting any copyrighted material on the internet a FELONY, including video game footage. Channels on youtube such as Machinima, RoosterTeeth, and JamesNintendoNerd will be destroyed if this bill is passed! Normally I don't ask for this, but please thumb this up so other people can see it, as well as copy and paste this into other gaming videos TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD!
Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha Am I hurting you? GIVE ME THE APPLE! ITS MINE NOT YOURS! uahahahbuahahahaha
@gpayet99 GEE IDK, BUT I'M SURE THE ANOTATION THAT SAYS "HOW TO GET DESMOND OUTFIT CLICK HERE" HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT oh sorry caps lock
@mw2addic1 here's how it works, you get 5 after this cutscene, then after you run out you can buy more at the tailor, you can even buy bigger pouches for up to 20 parachutes at a time
@kingblackops44 parachutes maximum without resupplying, you need the maximum pouch you get from uplay+completing things at 100% and severy guild challenges
@blacklion3600 nope, i'd already gotten full sync back when to get desmond's clothes you needed 100 on ALL sequences instead of the now only sequence 8. so i was just speed running it
still do not understand why joe is fucking his sister? BOH?!
and then that ball like a broken record, and the apple apple APPLE YOU put it in the ASS never shuts up, THEN THAT BITCH ALWAYS A CRY BUAHAHAHAHUUAUAUA BHAUHABAHUHAUAUAUAOUAUAOOOUOAOUAA
EZIO DOES SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE FUCKING HO soulful Kill them both put me MUTE THE VIDEO TO YOUTUBE!
Cesare: STOP CRYING AND GIVE ME THE APPLE!!!!!!!! Sister: WAHHHHH I DONT WANT TOO. Father: EGGHHJHJHHJHJHHJHJH. this is how the normal templer family behaves? wow
hey guys there was this glitch on this ere i tried to open the hideout door and hen i started flying up i just kept gpoing hoping id drop i finaly had to turn off the xbox!
no matter what fricken button i push the parashute wont open!!! i have tryed it of the tallest buildings all over roma, and it wont open!!! bloody hell, is anyone els having this problem, i have jumped of the assassins guild, the colloseum, the castello, everything, i have died so many times! just trying to get the fricken thing to open!! none of the buttons work for it!!
@TimeSageX13 you need to buy more ..... XDDDDDD YOU CAN ONLY HOLD 15 MAX, AND THAT'S AFTER BUYING ALL UPGRADES.AF,.AJSDLKFJASDFJKAISDJFL SRSLY BRO GOML
@XxCONMYSTROxX what? i am not compaining about having none of them.... i am complaining about them never opening, i allways have 15 of them because i can never get them to open..... how am i suppose to buy more if i never used the originals..... thats my problem, i am saying they wont open ever since i got em from leonardo, i have never seen one in flight besides on youtube
0:05
Desmond: I'm not Ezio you dope.
RavenandChoo 5 days ago
i love when it is all sped up but i still dont know how to get the parachute :(
TheAssassin1279 1 week ago
People really had a hard time when they were hungry back then...
chaosendlord 1 week ago
WOW Desmond is really old
xboxfreaky123 1 week ago
1:30 this is actually really funny to hear and see.
DarkSora17 1 week ago
why do you have that gay costume equipped
dpalm801818 1 week ago
I did not know that the voice of Ezio Auditore is the same as Cris Ranfield
Dark2payn 1 week ago
must you destroy all leonardo's war machines to unlock the parachute?????
aggserpe 1 week ago
im wondering if i finished the last level will i return to ezio in rome?
florisantoine 2 weeks ago
how did u play as desmond?
minecrafter1211 2 weeks ago
@minecrafter1211 complete synchronization at sequence 8
Superbryan10000 3 days ago
i unlocked the parachute but i dont know how to use it. can someone tell me how?
eseguy2 2 weeks ago
@eseguy2 press X at a high altitude
XxCONMYSTROxX 2 weeks ago
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IfIwanttoliveIlifeIfIwanttotakeItakeIfIwantyoutodieyoudie!!!AAH!!!
Condom007of007Solace 2 weeks ago
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Condom007of007Solace 2 weeks ago
WARNING: Ezio di not kill civilians.
ERRRRRRRRMMMMM wrong again bitch, I decide who lives or dies
Galltron3000 3 weeks ago
HEY BROTHER YOU LOOK DIFFERNENT
stealdragon9866 3 weeks ago
bitch quite crying
HnRblog 3 weeks ago
please give him the fucking apple.
konoharf 3 weeks ago
EAT YOUR FUCKING APPLE ALREADY CESARE!!!!
shileno8 3 weeks ago
full synconization failed
Vamshiani 4 weeks ago
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CEASARE!
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Y U NO TAKE APPLES IN BOWL BEHIND YOU?!?!?
nayrbhai 4 weeks ago
do the damn mission dumd ass
firegrinde10 4 weeks ago
Lenardo:"Ezio...-"
Desmond:"AM AM FUCKING TIME TRAVLER!"
alekzander2010 1 month ago
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YouRoony007 1 month ago
Want the apple
'bitchslap'
Its yours not mine
CJstudios8837 1 month ago
What did we learn from this video?
1. He is hurting her
2. He wants the Apple
3. It's his, not hers
Lennyohh 1 month ago 27
@Lennyohh sounds about right : D
XxCONMYSTROxX 1 month ago
love ur taste of games
conomaca2 1 month ago
how do you get altair in profile picture?
desmondmiles428 1 month ago
@desmondmiles428 i bought it on the marketplace a long time ago
XxCONMYSTROxX 1 month ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX oh wow! your so great at deleting comments, i remember how this started, i was asking for assistance, and it got of topic when u realised u hadnt an answer, so u said "how would u like it if you comment got removed" and then u removed it, your so great at winning arguments by changing the subject and since its your video u abuse that ability, that is so amazing how talented you are, do u right your own material? because that is so fresh, and so rebelious, bravo
TimeSageX13 1 month ago
Um, yeah, FUCK YOU
fenderbenderx 1 month ago
@fenderbenderx mad bro?
XxCONMYSTROxX 1 month ago
but how do you get to that guy i cant find him?!
legoyoung 1 month ago
THERES A FUCKING BASKET OF APPLES IN FRONT OF U DIPSHIT!
xBrUtAlxTiMtAm 1 month ago
4:10 aldr 500 metres away still can hear them cesere and lucrezia
TheSieghfried 1 month ago
3:48 desmond or ezio so far still can hear cesare n lucrezia
TheSieghfried 1 month ago
2:50 lucrezia is like laughing hehhee
TheSieghfried 1 month ago
1:20 best
TheSieghfried 1 month ago
That bitches whining annoyed me the whole time I did this mission
124Nightwing 1 month ago
Cesere forgot one thing. PLEASE AND FUCKING THANKYOU
XxpepsimaxX123 1 month ago
For god sake, her crying is not only annoying after 2nd repeat, it's also possible to hear from kilometers away, without getting quiter... DAT BIATCH
Hey wait, he had a lot of apples at reach of a hand... in a basket... on a table... one in Pope's mouth even, and all were good looking red ones so why he wants some yellow and metallic one? Weird guy.
ArchMachiavell 1 month ago 2
it looks weird cuz its Desmond and sounds like Ezio weird
epikkerassassin101 1 month ago
do u need to beat the game
kingblackops44 1 month ago
@kingblackops44 nope
XxCONMYSTROxX 1 month ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX how do u get it tho
kingblackops44 1 month ago
Did Ezio put it in his ass pocket ?
Playitsfree 1 month ago
just give him the apple... geez
MrPeppershakers 1 month ago
cesare...what a dick
nazizombiez100 1 month ago
Great! Now, how do I use the parachute? no, wait... too late :(
HBK3719 1 month ago
paradox!!!
rule3433 2 months ago
press 5 for glory hole xD
Fesititi 2 months ago
What mission is that where you get the parachute? or Where is the bench
djcam34 2 months ago
WTF ?? desmond
batleurz 2 months ago
1:30 To see Alvin the squirrel fighting with his wife 25 years later
Georgespartan01 2 months ago
desmond use your hookblade. ooH wait wrong game
thomas18051 2 months ago
i think he wants the apple.
raywilliamjohnsonmom 2 months ago 7
That bitch cries loud.
kalmah456 2 months ago
give me the aple its mine not yours whaaaaaa huhuhuha
Eartax18 2 months ago
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what about poison blade ? is only my invisible :| ? any way to fix it ?
stormtrooperarmy36 2 months ago
Wow he just got poisoned from an Apple he took from a bowl of apples that were on a table with nothing on the table, in plain sight then he slapped his sister and tells her to tell him where the apple is and.... I can't say any more that's all you need to know...
hottoontownpost 2 months ago
@hottoontownpost hes talking bout the apple of eden
kingblackops44 1 month ago
For everyone wondering how to get the parachute it tells you at the beginning. You have to destroy all of Leonardo Da Vinci's war machines. To find them open your map (Select.) and look for black L's. I think there are 5. When you do that sit on Da Vinci's chair (Is a gray L on the map.) If that dose not happen it means you missed a war machine or you didn't get very far in Story Mode
hottoontownpost 2 months ago
you can still hear them screaming at each other, the're noisy neighbours.
scoetie2 2 months ago
Apple more! moooooooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeee
galeks2010 2 months ago
I for one am against it!
SDCBEJ 2 months ago
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LISTEN UP! The government is planning on releasing a bill called Bill S.978. What this will do is make posting any copyrighted material on the internet a FELONY, including video game footage. Channels on youtube such as Machinima, RoosterTeeth, and JamesNintendoNerd will be destroyed if this bill is passed! Normally I don't ask for this, but please thumb this up so other people can see it, as well as copy and paste this into other gaming videos TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD!
kits2400 2 months ago
snarkbaited 2 months ago
it looks like desmonds getting raped
PHARANORMALACTIVITY 2 months ago
u are a hacker. lol. how do you do that???
gpayet99 2 months ago
@gpayet99 GEE IDK, BUT I'M SURE THE ANOTATION THAT SAYS "HOW TO GET DESMOND OUTFIT CLICK HERE" HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT oh sorry caps lock
XxCONMYSTROxX 2 months ago 11
@gpayet99 so stupid it's not a hack. You probably just suck at the game and dont' know how to unlock it
Zexion98 2 months ago
@Zexion98 lol reading this made me laugh
kingblackops44 1 month ago
now all Roma knows cesare wants an apple
sue17gandu 2 months ago
GODSPEED 0:59
gh3legohero 2 months ago
how duh fuck do you get parachute?
mraj912thegreat 2 months ago
WAT DA HELL!!!!!!!!
Whats Desmond doing here?!!
7Dib 2 months ago
I see plenty of apple on the table :P
Bryanzebox 2 months ago
Can you only use it one time?
mw2addic1 2 months ago
@mw2addic1 here's how it works, you get 5 after this cutscene, then after you run out you can buy more at the tailor, you can even buy bigger pouches for up to 20 parachutes at a time
XxCONMYSTROxX 2 months ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX Max is 25
YellowPain50 2 months ago
@YellowPain50 25 wat
kingblackops44 1 month ago
@kingblackops44 parachutes maximum without resupplying, you need the maximum pouch you get from uplay+completing things at 100% and severy guild challenges
XxCONMYSTROxX 1 month ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX how did you get the parachute
ninjamathias 2 months ago
@ninjamathias maybe pay attention to the first 1 minute of the video...
XxCONMYSTROxX 2 months ago
GIVE ME THE APPLE JACKS
TheAssasinscreedman 2 months ago
Lol,he speaks verry loud,you can hear him from across the river
ShadowLegend300 2 months ago 2
Y U GIMMI NO APPLE? FUUUUUUUUUU
MrRabv 2 months ago 19
Woman, give him the apple dammit!
zakhi2008 3 months ago 4
GIVE ME THE THE FUCKING APPLE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
TheEvilTrafficCone 3 months ago
it is demond what a fuck?
makason1001 3 months ago
@makason1001 its suppose to be part of the game you have to complete something to get it but i don't rember what
saskue33333 2 months ago
lol u must have been pissed wen it said full synchronization failed lol
blacklion3600 3 months ago
@blacklion3600 nope, i'd already gotten full sync back when to get desmond's clothes you needed 100 on ALL sequences instead of the now only sequence 8. so i was just speed running it
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
how can ezio hear lucrezia and cesare's voice outside the castelo? lol xD
rowvov 3 months ago
I SAID GIVE ME THE FUCKING APPLE!!!!!!!!!!
mrbeng111 3 months ago
give me the apple
Nikobelico1 3 months ago
did you know you can skip a cutscene in the menu's?
tomdevries123 3 months ago
leo should be like wtf is he wearing? XD
kaibyl1 3 months ago
damn cesare can yell
plantify 3 months ago
what does desmond doing there??
TheBaska55 3 months ago
Bitch not giving him his nutrition
Raykie1667 3 months ago
Has any1 else completed AC Revelations?? well by the ending, im certain there will be an AC5 where you will play as Desmond ;) (sorry for spoil)
ReactArts 3 months ago
i thoutht the pope diend in the frist one?
devan645 3 months ago
oooooooo you have to destroy all the machines first
MrSmallbro 3 months ago
It was funny as hell with this fast-speed while he was shoving the apple in his mouth! Haha! Video time 1:28
xXMONEYXx250 3 months ago
when did desmond learn how to talk 'EZIO'?
chase493 3 months ago
Why do it in the middle of a mission where you can just hear Cesare yelling and Lucrezia crying. It's so annoying
MrGameDude6 3 months ago
wtf thats not ezio
cameronl2474 3 months ago
@416spartaz maybe you should pay some slight attention to the first 3 minutes of the video
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
How do u get it
416spartaz 3 months ago
indispicble me ??? 0:58
simplemite 3 months ago
@simplemite lol no one's made that comparison yet
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
where i can find this man who give ezio parachute? i want parachute but i can't find it :(
camper5620 3 months ago
Cesare: Give me the apple!
Lucrezia:Go buy from Walmart!!
GTafav345 3 months ago
That's a long conversation.
xDestroyerXIVx 3 months ago
wtF ?
u wAnnA hAvE an aPplE? u aLready hAd one, but u sTuck iT in the mOuth of OlD man!
victorzvyagin360 3 months ago
i want the apple huh well i want A BANANA BUT I DONT BULLY PEAPLE
TheConnorspackman 3 months ago 2
@TheConnorspackman you got a nice fuckin name
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX and
TheConnorspackman 3 months ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX you have a nice fuking mum
TheConnorspackman 3 months ago
@TheConnorspackman i was just saying that because my name is connor <:3 u mad?
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX sry thought you where being mean sry
TheConnorspackman 3 months ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX eh dude the animus is out of control!!!! dont u see it? degabuuuu!!!
TheBlackops7638 3 months ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX No he is right. Your mom is pretty nice :D
peepeevagi 3 months ago
@peepeevagi i wouldn't know really, she died when i was 4
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
@XxCONMYSTROxX My condolences. She's one hot zombie :U
peepeevagi 3 months ago
I Have The Apple Now HeHeHe
crazysnipez5 3 months ago
A New Device? THIS IS THE FUTURE WE HAVE PLANES!
Really? A Parachute. What Was In The Package? Not A Parachute.
I CONFUSED YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
crazysnipez5 3 months ago
I finished the whole game :)
MsAngellove26 3 months ago
Speed hack
JZ09pop 3 months ago
i dont know it happend so fast
JOHNNYTHARIGGS508 3 months ago
CANN I GET A THUMBS UP FOR 100,000 VIEWS!1 MLG!
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago 9
ceasre:i want the apple, it's mine not yours!
ryuk:did somebody say apples?
all:O_O
ryuk:what?
Soprano12100 3 months ago
it's so funny when cesare screams... :P
Sytseownt 3 months ago
Wow those guys are loud. Ezio/Desmond hears them all the way across the bridge and everything. :P
abcdef1001001 3 months ago
0:58 xD Jajajajajaja!!!!! afgegervskgdsfgkhvkdkdgtkrd xD
MrFacuagus 3 months ago
LOL at 1:36 he said fuck me
goldragon1993 3 months ago
I wanted him to jump off with no parachute.
shikamaru0915 3 months ago
its more like Desmond traveld in a time traviling Delorean and learned roman (or whatever languege they speak) and made alo of new friends
MrPeyzilla12 3 months ago
Horton hears domestic violence in the next room and doesnt call 911
frostedsyrup 3 months ago 34
@frostedsyrup lmfao xD
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
@frostedsyrup Family Guy ftw!
Lego2LifeStudioz 3 months ago
Cesare: GIVE ME TEH' APPLE!!!
Annoying Orange: WAAZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
MrTeppyboy 3 months ago
Sounds like kindergarten all over again....
dcpress98 3 months ago 40
@dcpress98 lol finally a clever comment that is related to the vid
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
I want the apple! STFU, SMD AND GTFO, FFS.
vBennyyy 3 months ago
Hey, hey apple, WHAT!?! Give me the apple!!
Vallentalv1 3 months ago
i want the apple as well but you have to live without it like me......
Gamer4Ever727 3 months ago
I WANT THE APPLE!!
Gamer4Ever727 3 months ago
how do u get dezmon
Showtek0 3 months ago
The Templars act like a soap opera family!
Cesare: "GIVE ME THE APPLE!!"
Lucrezia: "WAAHH!!"
Me: /-:|
Thelasttimelord10 3 months ago
The awkward moment when domestic abuse is SO LOUD, that you can hear it from the highest building in the land.
PorridgeStall 3 months ago
still do not understand why joe is fucking his sister? BOH?!
and then that ball like a broken record, and the apple apple APPLE YOU put it in the ASS never shuts up, THEN THAT BITCH ALWAYS A CRY BUAHAHAHAHUUAUAUA BHAUHABAHUHAUAUAUAOUAUAOOOUOAOUAA
EZIO DOES SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE FUCKING HO soulful Kill them both put me MUTE THE VIDEO TO YOUTUBE!
lucacertube1 3 months ago
he is sayin d same line repeatdly n she is cryin in d same tune
SKAZI007500 3 months ago
noooooooob!!
zerocobra444 3 months ago
Cesare: STOP CRYING AND GIVE ME THE APPLE!!!!!!!! Sister: WAHHHHH I DONT WANT TOO. Father: EGGHHJHJHHJHJHHJHJH. this is how the normal templer family behaves? wow
Sammy38009 3 months ago
i thought that was desmond
vainyphan68 3 months ago
STFU THE APPLE IS MINE GAY!
diogomaio8 3 months ago
Hey look the chipmunks version
alexandrabutiri2000 3 months ago
IT'S MINE... NOT YOURS!
loliver3 3 months ago
hey guys there was this glitch on this ere i tried to open the hideout door and hen i started flying up i just kept gpoing hoping id drop i finaly had to turn off the xbox!
redhood2552 3 months ago
He really wants his fucking apple.
quicksilver2055 3 months ago 3
@quicksilver2055 must really need his 5 aday XD
masterrobertson 3 months ago
@masterrobertson I'm serious, the two sound like preschoolers fighting over a snack.
quicksilver2055 3 months ago
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burp41 3 months ago
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TimeSageX13 3 months ago
i'm surprised you could still hear them from so far away they must be LOUD
Errol291 3 months ago 4
no matter what fricken button i push the parashute wont open!!! i have tryed it of the tallest buildings all over roma, and it wont open!!! bloody hell, is anyone els having this problem, i have jumped of the assassins guild, the colloseum, the castello, everything, i have died so many times! just trying to get the fricken thing to open!! none of the buttons work for it!!
TimeSageX13 3 months ago
@TimeSageX13 you need to buy more ..... XDDDDDD YOU CAN ONLY HOLD 15 MAX, AND THAT'S AFTER BUYING ALL UPGRADES.AF,.AJSDLKFJASDFJKAISDJFL SRSLY BRO GOML
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
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TimeSageX13 3 months ago
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@XxCONMYSTROxX what? i am not compaining about having none of them.... i am complaining about them never opening, i allways have 15 of them because i can never get them to open..... how am i suppose to buy more if i never used the originals..... thats my problem, i am saying they wont open ever since i got em from leonardo, i have never seen one in flight besides on youtube
TimeSageX13 3 months ago
@TimeSageX13 oh and you get them at the tailor shop
XxCONMYSTROxX 3 months ago
@TimeSageX13 due check your parachutes at the bottom right corner.....,.
thelory3434 3 months ago