Sex-toy smash and grab

[jpmorgan187]

gives a whole new meaning to drive through

[napajedlacek]

only in the USA :-)

[DougMcHead]

This place is about 5 to 10 minutes from my house, I drove by it on I-90 the next day and saw the yellow tape

[Nekojin0]

Ok, now that is just pathetic

[monkeyman1140]

Thats the wierdest gang initiation I've ever seen.

[HolyDevilKing]

Lol, he thought his getaway through.

[xGranmargx]

Imagine what this guy is gonna tell the other inmates...."So, what are yah in for?..." -- "I uhh....crashed a car through a building and...killed some people."

[generalflood]

desperate

[CautionCat]

Obviously he knew what he was doing. I bet they can go over other footage to see if he came in earlier that day/week to observe what he wanted!

What a moron XD

[kitchen867]

this is too funny

[dragon102piano]

This is why I don't feel comfortable around guys lol

[mddwebboy]

This has more to do with liquor then male libidos...

[Redwyn]

@dragon102piano

I will bet you my life that not all guys are as retarded as this desperate excuse of a man.

[manineedadate]

lol what a stupid and pointless comment.

[ramman528]

pointless postal person plunders pantry for pantry

[chefkero]

lols this what happened when libidos talkin XD

[Crezelda]

like a kid in a candy store... meh id have gona apeshit in there and grabbed armloads of crap. I'd have done it in a pick up too so i could cruise around town with the back loaded with a pile of obscenities as i drive by people

[cforce64]

I would've stole as many DVD's as I can.

[magickmissileman]

EPIC FAIL

[Badger9001]

All I can say is; that must have been one special lady he was doing that for.

Unless it was a male sex toy, which then makes him doubly stupid because WE don't need sex toys. We were born with the proper tools to take care of the job.

[Grahckheuhl]

Right on, bro!

[deeeekay]

lol!

[Track14]

why didn't he cover his license plate with a sheet of paper or something

[missnogenderman]

because he's dumb; someone with the foresight to do that would not have provided us with such an epically entertaining video

[Flegan777]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the lowest example of a pathetic jobless, uneducated good-for-nothing waste of organs! Let's give it up for him, as there can no be finer fail to be had!

[jitterstlongpaw]

dumb ass should have covered his license plate. over all he had the right idea letting it slide to the other door that way he could just get in bust the doors down and then drive away.

[gesusphunk]

the funny part is he could of gaffed all sorts of shit .. if i was stupid e nuf to do this one it would not be for a dumb toy.. but if i was this guy why not take hell shit why not quickly open his door and throw loads of shit in.... he new where his crappy toy was so why not take more .. and a car thru it was a bit much funny as fuck tho ... hahaha

[cannoir]

it is a wonder he manage to drive thru that door. He is using an old school method of stealing, waaaalking slowly like he was stepping on eggs , bust his head left and right lmao !

[RI3N0]

FAKE!!

[cjhabes2010]

nah i live by this

[Zeound]

Is that right Mr thinks a dubble exposure or someone moving to fast for the camera is a ghost.

[enott93]

desperate times call for desperate measures

[millennialgirl]

it must have been one of those anatomically correct toys by a porn star or something

[grassrootsful]

too funny!!

[Fishstix9000]

Wow thats something you would see in a movie like crank or something like that.

[M4x4p4c]

can u say horny attack......

[warriors4life786]

u gota do what u gota do ha ha ha

[jvmiya]

What a freakin idiot. Geez...

[Darkkorners]

hahahaha what a foo, might as well take both the damn toys if your going to go through all that

[mikeat704]

talk about thinking with your penis and not your brains.

[chingchangchongz]

2 hours later he overdosed on viagra

[samtart]

this should be the commercial for the sex toy!

[wallstreetyoung]

I wonder what the toy was....?

[FlakoFino23]

hmmmm......so I guess the store was Drive thru......lol

[Yahtzee998r]

The Italian Job part 2

[ho2cultcha]

he thought it was a drive-thru sex toy store. they probably have them somewhere.

[ebonynexusdotcom]

When I saw this on ebony nexus I though the guy had died

[Murry25]

Too many hormones not enough gray matter.

[innocentophelia]

Da fuck??!

[labradorlover2]

Did he measure the doorways or what?

could have been stuck in the doors!! that would have been really funny, sitting there waiting for the police. ha ha!!

[FatoDrunkoAndoStupid]

Now I want to know what kind of sex toy it was. It must've been pretty awesome to be worth trashing your car, a store and risking your freedom for... but then again, I guess it wasn't worth paying for so maybe it's not so great.

[eabdeb8176]

Most likely a doll

[Fockersnextdoor]

When the Sex-toy store says no, no means no!

[davidedwardclark]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[bgoins12]

What a stupid ass. License plate visible in the back and the front plate is in the window, AND it's obviously a 1st generation Dodge Neon Expresso with a faded roof, most likely a purple color. Shouldn't be too hard to find in Lorain county.

[franticflintstone1]

Heh