Terror from the Year 5000 - 1/10

[pytko3]

"Or an actor."

[JPerez9011]

"A woman? Hide the comic books!" LOL

[DickieAnginson]

"The TERROR should be underway any moment now, so if you'll just be patient!"

[cloysterd]

Furnace repairmen of the year 5000!

[rmnm1999]

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[tommenno]

@rmnm1999 STAY ELAINE!!! STAAAAAAYYY!!!!

[budzin303]

A womans in here hide the comic books!

[88sili]

I gotta give it to the "Shroud of Susan Summers," bwahahahahaha!

[TheLazerBread]

Are you ready for TERROOOOOOOOOR!?

[tombomp23]

There seems to be some sort of delay on the terror!

[Theburn77]

DAMES!

[TheLackofattack]

Dental Technicians from the YEAR 5000!

[ChaoticYak]

The Poptarts are done!

[Mattteus]

MY SEA SNAIL!!

[OneThousandWorlds]

5:37 Crow's MAXIMUM RAPEFACE

[rachelee8801]

So Servo did the meat dress thing looooong before Lady Gaga.

[GoblinXXX]

@rachelee8801 And Lady Gaga probably has NO idea what the meat was comfort-rated for.

[GoblinXXX]

@rachelee8801 Are you suggesting meat has NO insulating properties? ;)

[Irkedmv]

And you, ape...the sea snail.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Man, the guys were really on it for this one.

I love "They thought they were so cool!"

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Why do they call it a double bladed koranku when it obviously only has one blade? ... THAT'S RIGHT, I dared to wonder how he ate and breathed! I don't know about you, but I AM UNABLE TO RELAX!

[guysmiley00]

@halfmanhalfmetal Oh, there's a reasonable and logical explanation, but it's quite beyond the understanding of any lifeform, such as yourself, that is so primitive that it still keeps its brain inside a suffocating skull, rather than in a modern and efficient pan.

[ilikethecoke]

Call within the next 5 minutes to try to win an all expenses paid vacation to Spider Island!

[captainhowdy01]

"A woman in here? Hide the comic books"

[Dragmack]

what was i saying? i got distracted by the rocket!

[Theburn77]

a woman? in here? hide the comic books!

[Nemesis7293]

Wish Mike would surround me a little.....heh, heh, heh. Woof!

[TomMSTie1138]

Awww, Servo's little coat. ^_^

...tape?

[DAVIDInitiative]

Are you sure this is what you want to present, movie?

[ArcaneOmen2041]

By the way MovieSign, I'm really digging these descriptions you're putting up for the episodes lately. Helps a lot for when I'm trying to introduce new people to the show.

[RadarKat73080]

You know he's a physicist, he's got a white coat and a huge clock!

[GoblinXXX]

@RadarKat73080 Chicks dig a guy with a huge clock. (Just ask Flava-Flav!)

[Aijalon2520]

"My sea-snail!"

Disclaimer: No sea-snails were harmed in the making of this television program.

[garethac81]

"How is it?"

"It's terrifying!"

[sinkingswamp]

"surround me a little." so much funnier than saying hug or embrace. idk...

[starlogic99]

these are unwatchable even if they make fun of them :[

[pytko3]

@starlogic99 The Genius of this show is that it is easy to make fun of these movies by yourself, but to get through them, you need friends to help you make fun of them. That is why Joel built the bots in the first place.

[supermariofan03]

mst3k should have done these movies before they could cancel: when time ran out, super mario bros movie, the good son, and at the earths core

[thevoodoosailor]

I want a cheese mike

[tylercreighton]

Distinctly heard a "goddamn"

[MsMeepyLinaBean75]

Anyone notice the fitting combo of CROW & CROWbar?

[SGTxBingus]

"Are you ready for some terror?"

No, I'M READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

[damnyoustamos]

Anytime one of the robots is reduced to tears, I laugh.

[QuikVidGuy]

When they showed the blast-off from the window-perspective, I expected Mike to say "Ya' know, this seems familiar, somehow."

[QuikVidGuy]

Why is it that putting "3000" in something's title automatically makes it cool?

[Slartibartfass13]

@QuikVidGuy because it is THE FUTURE

[MsMeepyLinaBean75]

@abombinreverse THAT was HILARIOUS! I love Servo!

[MsMeepyLinaBean75]

Two moments I WISH I WAS TOM SERVO:

1. The second segmet (I think) of "Attack Of The Eye Creatures"

2. THIS openining scene!

Joelie kisses & Comfort-Rated Mike = Me a happy puddle of bliss!

[Kinemacolour]

I want a deadly double-bladed curankoo.

[cale42]

@Kinemacolour

Fuck that shit! Gimme the Sea Snail! I'd be kicking ass up and down Brainguy-world with that thing!!

[LonewolfSojourner]

I know the theme song but I just have to say it, Carbon 14 dating can't tell you if an item comes from the future

[daiklaive]

where can I get a mike like the one Servo has?

[Triad3Force]

Mike is so cute and cuddly

[CaptEoNinja83]

I love the Observers so much!!! The story arc with them has been so HILARIOUS!!! Yay, Pearl and Bobo fight to the death!!

[ddgasm]

dames

[applebonker141]

LMAO!

[zsrr]

"They look like Kraftwerk!"

[Hanakia]

"My sea snail!"

[M0VIES4U2]

And you ape, the sea snail!

[M0VIES4U2]

What's the Planet of the Apes episode?

[hippiechik95]

-You are to be dissected and displayed in our museum.

- The hell?!?!

[hippiechik95]

I love Crow!! =^_^=

[neverknowsbest09]

Surround me a little.

[ChaoticYak]

Well, I've been probing relentlessly for hours. I think I'm going to grab a juice box.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Who played the other 2 Observers?

[geoentronecromancer]

Mike (yes, that Mike) and Paul Chaplin.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

So Mike is not only a Temp, Jack Perkins, Michael Feinstien, Torgo, and Dr. Peanut, but also an observer.

[Nezbitt]

Don't forget, he's Glen the Colossal Man and Hugh Beaumont, too. Also Morrissey.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Wait, he's also the Doomsday machine, and Mothra.

[elilichtenberg]

and gamera!

[PifferyGear]

"He hurt me with that remark. Did I tell you that I cried?"

That whole section was hilarious.

[Dragonfist12185]

Why doesn't Mrs F, use "The Scanner Planner" that Her Son wrote and tested?

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

You should really just relax!

[rsilkw2]

Are you ready for terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrror?

[customcartoons]

2: 54 ooooh, let ME comfort-rate Mike plz, plz! ^_^

<3 <3 <3 so foxy!

[MsMeepyLinaBean75]

@customcartoons Me, too! Not just Mike...Joel, too!.....I have a nice warm bed.....VA VA VOOM!

[pedalflex]

testing testing, one two......

[poolygirl13]

How about twerp? Can I get it in twerp?

[MiamiIndianTribe]

mrs forrester and the brain guys were shit

[swgmigraines]

I think you meant "THE shit." That's cool, I accidentally drop words sometimes, too.

[MiamiIndianTribe]

no i dont. i mean they were shit, they took away from the program

[DrMarilynFan]

7:01 "Now, in an isolated area of Central Florida..."

DeLand? Pierson? Astor? Lake County?

[RavnDream]

"Surrender Dorothy!"

[86thPatriot]

"The shroud of Susan Summers"

[Corawidenadfar]

Where can I get one of those below 25 snuggly Mike thingies?

[narthic]

@Corawidenadfar

I don't know but when you find out, order me one too! =D

[Corawidenadfar]

@narthic XD

You got it :3

[MsMeepyLinaBean75]

@narthic Ditto! NOM NOM NOM....

[PCarrier61]

"Now in an isolated area of central Florida, man struggles to penetrate the most imposing barrier of all."

"Dames."

[elliethebee]

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Enhance your toddler-like flailing with our fashionable Gold Boots, gua-run-teed to get you noticed by LA slimebags.

Critter repellent not included.

[AndrewSavesTheDay]

This comment is so wonderful my head may explode.

[spitfire5scottie]

Let's not forget the Space Muntiny zambonie carts. Capable of reaching top speeds of 3 mph! Drive thru endless catwalks and scream "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" as you calmly exit the vehicle.

[gibsonsimpson]

A woman in here? Hide the comic books! lol

[swgmigraines]

"My sea snail!!"

[nut126]

woah 5:51 Pearl says "For Fun" that was a classic Joel-ism

[biogunproductions]

"Are you ready for Terror?!"

[ColeVecsion]

uh oh Pearl has Astaroth's weapon! ruuuuuun! or STAAAAAAY!

[jekblom123]

"Backstory... Exposition..."

[TomMSTie]

I like when Mike snuggles up to Servo. Servo is definitely the most cuddly of the Bots.

[GoblinXXX]

Yeah, Crow is all sharp and pointy. I wonder how many wounds Trace and Bill got wrestling with him down in the puppet pit?

[TomMSTie]

Hmm, food for thought.

[buffypython]

"They thought they were so cool."

"Dames."

"They got the Sparkler Channel."

"We don't know crap."

[shiftyjake]

4:10

They're Shatnering!

[annthebold]

MS2525, I could kiss you for uploading this. Keep it up!

<3

[JackKlompus13]

Can someone help me? In the opening there's an alien thing, what episode is it from?

[MovieSign2525]

Uh, well...the one alien thing that sticks out to me is the blue fuzzy monster that eats and digests Crow at 0:47. That's from The Deadly Mantis.

[JackKlompus13]

Yeah, that's the one. Thanks.

[feverdeanmg]

@MovieSign2525 What movie is the bad three headed dragon from? It looks Spanish or Italian, "Hercules" maybe?

[eviljoel]

@feverdeanmg It's from The Sword and the Dragon, a Russian/Finish feast in honestly pretty cool special effects and shameless nationalist propaganda. Also features a sword that doesn't do crap and a quick cameo appearance by a dragon towards the end.

[crowtrobot100]

and it was nice and juicy

[animegrrl5k]

"I never pretended to be a scientist."

-or an actor.

[Gomess]

DAMES!

[ziggytim]

tell me about it....

[hotchka]

"I've been probing relentlessly for hours - I'm grabbing me a juicebox!"

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Ah, there's nothing like putting off the stupid stress of daily life with a nice Mystery Science Theater filled day!

It's good to be back.

[drewmhallman]

a woman in here, hide the comic books

[Dragmack]

Thank you MovieSign2525, for making us laugh about love... again!

[Adrialgon]

I love the comfort rating sketch. Hilarious!

[popecorkyI]

my sea snail!

[bruxbrux]

This is Mary Jo at her best! I always thought her role was a little unrewarding, but she really makes the most of it in these segments.

[MovieSign2525]

I always feel like she gets the shaft from fans. Mary Jo really is brilliant and played the role very well.

[TomMSTie]

I loved MJ as Mrs. Forrester. She brought a certain je ne sais quoi to the show.

[theyetidude]

@MovieSign2525 Pretty much can't stand the majority of the stuff she's involved other than when she switched places with Mike in Quest of the Delta Knights.

[feverdeanmg]

@MovieSign2525 I never watched her before last year and she is brilliant. I, a huge Joel era fan, actually like her equally with Forrester and Frank and that's saying something.

[WonderfulWocket]

Pearl was a fantastic character...she had a real funny depth and angle that she played brilliantly.

[livinintwilightzone]

She is totally the perfect "bad guy"...we need a Pearl Forrester action figure!

[GoblinXXX]

Oh, man, a whole LINE of MST3k action figures! Not only the cast, but Torgo, Pitch, Mr. B Natural... Just hope they don't sell them in pieces like Johnny Longtorso.

[livinintwilightzone]

I'm sure they would be sold in $5 pieces...I'd still collect them all!

[GoblinXXX]

I've seen folks who modify existing figures to make other characters, wonder if anyone's done Joel or Mike or Dr. F or Torgo?

[livinintwilightzone]

Oooh!! I googled it and found some on deviantart, LOL! MST3K Action Figures! No Torgo...

[GoblinXXX]

LOL, I'll look that up right now-- I can't believe there's no Torgo, he'd be the first one I'd do!

[nut126]

oh man---Torgo action figure!

With ACTION KNEES

Wind him up and he FONDLES THE WIFE AWKWARDLY!

now you do one!

[GoblinXXX]

Tickle Me Krankor, with trademark laugh!

[TomMSTie]

What about the Wanda Saknussemm (Kathy Ireland in ALIEN FROM L.A.) 'Notty to Hotty' doll! You simply remove the glasses and she goes from Notty to Hotty!

Oh and it'a non-talking doll...all the test subject for the talking version killed themselves. Sad really.

[nut126]

Hey kids! Buy the Laserblast attachable arm device! Waltz stupidly in the desert! Make pyoo-pyoo noises! Blow up Eddie Deezen and get destroyed by Turtle Aliens!

ages 15 and up, necklace thingie which turns you into The Mask, sold separately.

[GoblinXXX]

Good one!

[TomMSTie]

This is a cop-out but what about the MONSTER A-GO GO action figure...yes it's an empty box, very perceptive of you.

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

But little did you know that it doesn't go "pyoo-pyoo" but ZWISHHHHH

[TomMSTie]

It's the Talking Krasker (the guy from THE DEAD TALK BACK) Doll! Just give Krasker a squeeze and he says, "Have you been hearing strange things lately," "Oh it's true" or "Telekeenis" in his oddly menacing Dudley Doright voice.

[GoblinXXX]

Better yet, just sell a large ball of tinfoil on an old outdoor grill as the radio that talks to the dead. After all, Parker Brothers markets the Ouija board!

[nut126]

Act now and receive the Krasker's Mother's Basement Playset!

*fine print....please note the dead do not actually talk back, any talking back of the dead is an incredibly dumb trick, and remember he's not a medium--he's a petite.

[TomMSTie]

Nice.

[ArcaneOmen2041]

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[grausammesser]

but wait ... how can any pumaman go without a villian? Get the new Trozartes! Watch out Tony, he's had is lunch of nitoglycerin and a helping side of Tron.

*fine print ... troxartes does not do vans, pick ups, jeeps, hummers, or minivans.

[Tareltonlives]

And what set could go without the Incredible Melting Man, made of real Smucker's strawberry jelly! He's incredimeltible!

[Ecronyte]

@the action figure convo.

Don't forget the action hamlet! Comes with a bare bodkin, and over 30 soliloquies.

@Tareltonlives

Is there's pudding in the melting man, to make him moister?

[Windclaw]

@ArcaneOmen2041

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It doesn't do diddly fudge other that taste great!

But what would those swords be without your own Magic of Heidi brand Magic Table cloth!

Not going anywhere for a while? Stuck in a ruddy dungeon because of twisted nobles? Just spread this thing out and food magically appears every time!

[IliyaMoroumetz]

@Windclaw

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[GoblinXXX]

@ArcaneOmen2041 Yeah, yeah, but what's that belt comfort-rated at?  And is it available in "twerp"?

[n9netyn9ne]

@bruxbrux AMEN--Mary Jo was fantastic as Pearl. I don't understand why some fans didn't like her role--she was SO, SO much better than the original Dr. and Frank, who didn't make me laugh one little bit. And she was one of the great writers of the show, too...Mary Jo for president! We Love Mary Jo! WLMJ!!

[MushroomBluex]

thanks for the mikeage man