Drug Commercial (Jon Lajoie)

[6roHTo3aBr]

как можно сравнивать Лажуа с убогим хэл йеа?

[Arrivald]

0:01 - Jon, try switching to the right hand when you masturbate.

[kanal9502]

У хэл йеа прикольнее

[ChristelSouth]

Best song ever!! "Don't moooove, remain motionless! Remain motionless!"

[jakewalker1999]

can i get nipple mustaches on my breast eyes

[Fuckyeaxable]

кто от Hell Yeah палец в жопу!!!

[LennyEagleRus]

русских комментов чёт совсем нет. с чем бы это связано?))

[1337million]

CONCENTRATE! Finally something for my disorder!

[kanal9502]

Чувак это рэпчик!

[ObviousToday]

Йоу чуваки, я продаю Ретафин

Я инвалид но зато не дебил

Пока ты ебашишь свой Ретафин

Я твою маму пердолю, кретин!

[MacLez09]

кто от hell yeah палец вверх!

[colbydalzell]

my arm is so itchy, please dont shoot me i have kids! lol

[FallingShadowDnB]

2:01 i never realised theyd beeen maced! i think i found it funnier when i thought retaphin did that to them xD

[angryblackman40]

dhdhd



[daisymaesquirrel]

Dont move! Remain motionless remain motionless!

[924eh]

@naaaaaagz probably a girl you aren't gonna fuck

[naaaaaagz]

who is the "fall in love" girl? she is gorgeous ;)

[skullgam]

wow

[SHiTJuFro743]

thumbcaca

[pyrotechnicman101]

"God my arm really itches!"

"Please don't shoot me I have kids."

[SwiftCookies]

those breast eyes look really real

[XAByte55]

0:30

[tresila]

sometimes i dance weirdly in the elevator when i'm alone

[kharkorry]

0:38 Love this part

[koitheawesome]

That is one hot lesbian.

[volmarrk]

I'm soooo getting retaphin

I really want nipple mustaches!!

[pokefreak3]

I'm an aching penishole and i find this offensive

[Mayhemzz]

Man, I really need this I get Punched a Lesbian all the time.

[trumanrneer]

DJ Paraplegic played his hit song dont move at my dads funeral



[malidite]

I thought he said baked time travel

[BatmobileByky]

I want a nippel mustache NOWNOWNOWNOW

[CheshireCat1899]

climbed a NO tree!!!

[03DWill14]

Jon Lajoie + Jenna Marbles would be perfect.

[ccm52627]

Nipple mustaches!! :D

[StevenB996]

Please don't shoot me I have kids

[ccm52627]

What are you waiting for!

the bus.

no your not!

yes i am.

then why arent you wearing pants!

damn your good.

[iamdb1990]

where's my sneeze button? i watched friends

[cerkoriouss1245]

Punched a lesbian :X

[MasonDearborn]

1134 parapalegics!

[ShotgunToter]

0:11



[TheDevastateMusic]

The lesbian is actually hot

[meatloaf1093]

@TheDevastateMusic u are a sick person!

[joheels12]

Oww... my penis hole.

[Jonschge]

can sb please tell me what "mased(?)" means seriously i'm no native englisch speaker and the fucking dictionary doesn't know shit...

[RockNfuckinRoller97]

@Jonschge mace is like pepper spray you spray it in someones face and it stings really bad

[warpedcomedy]

@Jonschge Its something some women carry to avoid rape. You spray it in the attackers eyes and its like pepper spray.

[montana1904]

hahah i had this but then i took an arrow to the knee ahhhhhhhh IVE BEEN MASED

[B0SS1548]

2:09 the sneeze button!!!

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

TOTM TIGER

[Drewzer154]

The girl at :52 is the hottest girl on the planet. There, the contest is over, everyone can go home now. If you disagree, I don't give a fuck.

[MyHiddenID2000]

i need this quickly

[glimbabimba]

0:11 Ohhhhhh YEAH!

[epicflson]

i bought it for the no tree climbing, i loved it for the nipple moustaches

[12potatos]

DON'T MOVE REMAIN MOTIONLESS REMAIN MOTIONLESS!

[kleinstadtmist]

I knew it! LMFAO have stolen the hook of "Sexy And I Know It" from DJ Paraplegics Don't-move-dance!

[geppebrillo]

sei mezzo coglione

[jessezitting]

what are you waiting for? "the bus" NO your not! "yes i am" then why aren't you wearing pants? "Damn your good"

[pajcearilje]

E jesi lud, jebo te cacin caca.

[FreDCBelgium]

thid guy id hilarious !! subscribed!!

[izruh1]

i like vagina if anyone cares and i am a girl ;)

[HarryH1309]

WHO HE FUCK ASKED YOU, YOU COCK SUCHER?!



[TheRealCMScout]

Sadly DJ Paraplegic had to step down from his job....

[stupidgaga]

@TheRealCMScout Ooh. Haha. I see what you did there.

[dragofixx]

It's funneh cause it's true.

[malick147]

are you white ? black? xD

[company671]

who actually asked their doctor for retaphin?

[tinluian]

@company671 Ummmm.. was I not supposed to?

[Xitrax]

Ow, my penis hole!

[89derpaderp]

omfg this is defiantly one of my favorite vids he has almost pissed myself

[LordSkiffington]

I definitely suffer from Condom Hate.

[antsman14]

I still can't believe he didn't like soup!

[rjo994]

1131 people have painful penis holes

[fist3mdry]

will this cure my addiction to blowing dudes? IT isn't gay anymore

[BekahWendyLynnDuffy]

Cock Sucher

[ThePman9000]

who else is gonna ask their doctor for retaphin

[Hrisstar]

Am I the only one who thinks that Retaphin is a side product of Aperture Science?

[pedropolin]

thumbs up if you bought true lies after watching this

[helloiamdavey]

you were high as fuck during the conception of this video

[xTheUnforgivenSoulx]

Am I the only one who thinks this guy is fucking amazing.? Oh my god I can't stop laughing. xD

[valios44]

The other day I was on a club, a little drunk, and I saw a guy on a wheelchair on the stage, whit the DJs. Then, my head played the "Don't move" song, and I couldn't help laughing while pointing that dude. People around me thought I was a nazi or something like that.

[meettomek]

@valios44 No you were not, it was retaphin.

[wellthatisgr8]

@valios44 Well you didnt have to point at him.And you are comenting on the wrong song.

[j0nboy12397]

closed captions are hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[Emmaleemara]

is that lesbian justin bieber?

[rileyrod]

Make a DJ paraplegic song!!!!!!!

[epicginger33]

"Aggh My arm is so itchy", Please dont shoot me I have kids

[tennisswimmingrugby]

DONT MOVE !!!!!!!!!! PUT IT ON ITUNES!!!!

[JingleBalls91]

DJ ParaPlegic XD

[PlanetChicho]

ha ha I'v been their alright 1:18

[wladosu]

i want to fall in love !!!! will try and get back at ya'

[that1guy974]

lol the retaphen store is a CVS.

[baconboy222]

So creative

[Exnachi]

Why was he peeing on the sidewalk?

[shiit545475]

is there a song of tom waits that contains "nipple mustaches"??

[jroger181]

this guys jokes is completely random and it's funny b/c it's really weird

[TheLivi101]

whatdo you think would happen if i over dosed on retaphin?

[jroger181]

his jokes have absolutely no structure, basically he just says something extremely random

[TheoFreitasNeto]

@jroger181 that is what is funny on his videos,they are completely random,and thus,funny.

[pallenda]

So much WTF! LOL :)

[Pfirsichpiratin]

hahahah XD wtffff

[TheDevelo]

put repeater after youtube in url and then go here on that website : /watch?v=iyTVyQuioDA&s=109&e=1­17 :)

[whatthefridge123]

Crap! I lost my thumbcaca! :'(

[XCutePupa]

DJ Paraplegic

[WootzGunzYG]

Plx Dont shot me i have kids!

[TheCrypticName]

"as seen on drugs"

[ganjasmokintildeath]

i laughed so hard i nearly cried, my jaw hurts

[saywuh2]

retaphin changed my life are we off ok john give me the money for sayin i liked this shitty product

[cheti585]

im so going to hell for laughing at dj paraplegic

[thekieranvideos]

thumbs up if dj paraplegic should be in wtf collective 4

[QMaster33]

i still dont no wut tht commercial was for...

[shakeandbake711]

greatest thing ever

[TehChaosTLW]

Does the Nipple Moustache side-effect also applies to the nipples on the breast eyes?

[Halfmoon67]

wow i'm totally in dinosaur days ! craaaaazzy

[DJ28cm]

I looooooooove this!!!!!!!

I'm suffering from stomach punch

[Confustification]

I was crying watching this! Haha! This is the best! "What are you waiting for?" "The bus" "No your not!" "Yes I am" "Then why arn't you wearing any pants?" "Damn your good..." HAHAHA!!



[gbdb1997]

@bontonvon Breast eyes wouldn't be suffering for most straight guys though

[BasicsMinecraft]

i used to take retaphin like those people..... then i took an arr- *dies on floor*

[Ultimaxification]

If you have all,some,or none of these symptoms then this is the drug for you!!

[DAVIDlovesSLIPKNOT]

OUGH, MY PENISHOLE!

[ceaserjohnson01]

ya cock sutcher, dammit!



[zephyr90]

Lesbian is kinda hot.

[il0v3m3t4l]

working your biiiiceps

[MrLousyninja]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

[karlomarkov31]

what about the husbands?! ROFL

[TheNinjaCan]

I would post a funny quote, but the character limit would not let me write the whole video :L

[thebigpoop7]

@TheNinjaCan you sir are a fag

[TheNinjaCan]

@thebigpoop7 The Strange thing is, I don't remember posting that comment O_O

[RedNeck7273]

1,122 peoples' penis holes hurt...

[OzzyZbbig]

'Working your biceps' LMAO!!!!

'Nipple moustaches' LMFAO!!!!!!

[D0NH]

this man is the best internet comedian of our time.

[StephanieMoede]

Luuv Jon Lajoie's skits...too fkn funny!!

[likedbyjesus]

If you ever ha retaphin, try retaphol lmao best part :D

[madness17111]

"If you ever had to stop peeing because you thought your face was on fire...you need retaphine" LMAOOOO

[BearpeaR]

1:49 best!!!!!

[Hanfgurkenhasser]

Who also wants a full version of the "Don't move!" song?

[DiScoMboBuLaTioNN]

@Hanfgurkenhasser I did a remix of it, lol..

[MrSquibbins]

can you get nipple mustaches without all this other stuff like sideways walk swimming and falling in love?

[Kiyoaki56]

i got the same version of being and nothingness ;p

[cubeqb]

0:57 i just fall from the chair

[MaximusAdonicus]

That song in the end rocked balls! \m/ Is there a longer version available?

[FUNNYDUDEFILMS]

Holly shit I live right near the Cvs he photo shopped retaphin onto

[Destirian]

0:11 , That girl is really cute. Lesbian or not, I'd take her out to dinner.

[115darkstar]

NIPPLE MUSTACHES!!!!!!!

[HeyItsFreddie]

Damn.... You're my idol xD

[MrJmm777]

thumbs up if you stop peeing cause your face is on fire ;)

[RcMasterTownie]

Dislike: 1 121

1 121 didn't punch a lesbian...

[josepbuntu]

"Don't move, remain motionless, remain motionless"

That part just killed me! lol

[rmosborn78]

My penis hole hurted when he said that.

[mahaLoLolo1]

You see I would like this video, but I just got maced, so it's really hard to think...

[MoosaiLuver]

I enjoyed this until the parapalegic part. Because my cousin happens to be one.

[123dessybug]

hahaha this is such a silly video

[nokillings]

"It's a DON"T MOVE dance" ...this actually makes no sense XD

[kbach1488]

Please dont shoot me I have kids.

[guckenberger]

I do that one thing all the time at work... -"which guy?" -"he's... um... tall and skinny" -"is it so and so?" -"I'm not sure, I have bad memory. He's uh... a black guy." This rule only applies to black men and women so I go call all the Spanish speakers,devoid of their actual country of origin, "the Mexicans".

[slayer5933]

ow my penis hole

[SteveRelentless]

Thumbs up if you loved him before he became Taco, while still loving Taco.

[iwankov4]

Jack Black as the black man...lol

[guitarman0365]

dont moooooove remain motionless remain motionless dont mooooovvee remain motionless remain motionless.. epic line

[deuchkai]

It's so bad it was making about handicapped people – otherwise I would so fckng share it!

[stokethefurrywall69]

Chinese color

[slayedyoursister]

1,121 people have not been taking their retaphin

[farinurlaub2]

I can't even tell whats my favourite part since this whole video is just hilarious!

[Heavenhellhaleema]

I lost it at DJ Paraplegic

[olegcartoons]

ahhhh i can't think of my eyes hurt so much!!!

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

Oh fuck. This is SO deliciously random.