I have a more useless degree than you do. I'd bet something on it, but even if I won the bet and received the thing I'd bet you, I would remain kind of depressed.
WOW!!! Ur too funny ! You remind me so much of my brother me and my freinds!! we always do stupid stuf like that !! we actually look for stupid things to do !!! AND UR A NEWFIE ...... thats so awesome im an asian with newfie heritage... i think its called heritage but parents were born there so ... well any ways ur awesome!!! GO NEWFIES!!!
you poor soul, I was hoping I was the only one who ate instant coffee before. One bored weekday night one of my roomates dared me to do it, needless to say, it was quite disgusting. Chicory flavoured no less. Did it make you shiver for a minute?
I too can appreciate small British Children as well as fresh bread! :) and the second you pulled out the marshmallows I knew it was Fluffy Bunny time! (try Chubby Bunny, that's how we play in these parts...it's a bit harder!) Awesome! :D
LOL!! I loved this, you're hilarious! :-) Immediate coffee pleasure...hahaha! I found you through Tom. You can decide whether or not to thank him for that...LOL I had to subscribe to you after this. Sorry I referred to you as 'she' on his video comment section....although the earrings are confusing me now, j/k. Peace, love, and a whole lotta caffeine!!! Yea Randomness!!
haha thanks! Say... do you still want the jacket? I didn't have the heart to tell Tom, but it's waaaay to small! Actually, my family has been busy makin fun of me, since (to avoid an exceedingly long explanation) I told them that I'd bought it. My mom, who's a small lady to begin with, can't even fit into it. Since I don't want to explain the complex workings of youtube and the internet, I've just been taking the heat for a stupid purchase... :)
As much as I would love to have that snazzy jacket, I doubt it'd fit me as well. I'm a tall 5'9" with broad shoulders, and have very loooong arms and legs...sheesh, I sound a bit like an arangatang LOL I did notice that fallingcryss had entered the contest. She is such a lovely person inside and out, maybe she'd enjoy said jacket. BTW I had to turn my speakers off so I could properly reply to you without becoming distracted by your vlog...lol gets me every time! OK...speakers now back on. ;-)
Lol!! I loved the childlike enthusiasm towards "free stuff", and you also looked very pretty with the earrings, and yes, british-accented children are far too adorable. I love.
i've only heard it called chubby bunnies... but awesome man, oh and at my work a lady/customer had a british accent, it was hot lol......... and why i'm telling you i don't know.. i'm curious to as if the coffee feet thing worked and just wanted to say i subscribed.. awesome
Hey dude, did anyone ever tell you that you bear a striking resemblance to Justin Long?(i.e. the mac guy from Apple's "I'm a mac/I'm a PC ad's). He's one of my fav's!lol
lol REALLY??? Over the years, I've been told that I sound like Rabbit from the live-action Winnie-the-Pooh, have a Radio voice and speak like Jian Ghomeshi (of CBC fame), and sometimes look like Jake Gyllenhaal (photos1.blogger.c*om/img/78/2701/640/Pirate.jpg). But Justin Long's new! I'm thinking that it's just the scruff though...
Oh man... I so understand the caffeine-shakes... During exams, I've been at the point where I think my heart could've stopped, but I'd still continue about my daily tasks for at least another half-hour
i lack the smell of fresh bread in the morning. i'd love to live above a bakery.
except i'm already morbidly obese as it is. lily just made brownies and i'm pretty sure i've already eaten my weight in them. if i could do that everyday, it'd be bad.
if i'm dreaming, i'd also love to live above a strip club with a never ending supply of nachos kbye.
lol no man, you've just gotta lay down the law with your metabolism. You've gotta say "Metabolism, all these brownies are going to go directly to my hair and toenails. No dickin around in the midsection. It's either that, or straight to the pooper. Now sch-daddle." And then your metabolism will sch-daddle, whatever that means.
Awesome vid Pat, You are one witty dude! Damn funny stuff, my computer is covered in wine at the moment, didn't expect the "British kids who smell like fresh bread" line, slight spit up ensued...Glad the coat arrived safe and sound, seems a tad short in the arms though lol. Cheers, Tom.
lol Whoa! I made a real-life spit-take happen??? I thought those only existed in movies and exaggerated anecdotes! :)
It's a LITTLE short, but it's better when I'm not wearing a sweater underneath. And hey, if I can't wear it, then you know what that means... CONNNNTEST!
Hey! if possible could you check out 1 or 2 of my videos and if you like them could you please subscribe. I always check everyones channels who susbcribe to me and if i happen to like your vids i will sub back
ok no worries, just wanna say that i aint all about video games as you might be able to tell from my latest videos. thanks anyway for moaning about me spamming.
but I guess I didn't UNmark it, so I supposed I'm an accomplice in the matter. But problem solved. No hard feelings? I can't stand to make any more enemies in this place -- that vanawesome kid hates me enough for EVERYONE :)
Man you make me happy. I didn't know so many Canadian people like British children (or do you mean English? Because Scottish/ Welsh/ Irish kids are totally different...) Should I just go and get one off the street, stick it in front of the webcam and let you all gawp? I'd bet they'd get more subscribers than me.
Oh wow, I wasn't really thinking about it, but I definitely meant English children! Scottish children... sometimes... scare me... I didn't even make it through the opening of Braveheart.
Aw and stop with the earring compliments. You're gonna make me all bashful and stuff...
Aw bless you went on a massive comment answering rampage... you really do care!
Scottish kids scare the hell out of me, but only because I think they are going to mug me. I think it's all that pent up agression from 300 years of English rule.
This is the first time I've seen your vlog..Great job! I especially liked the intro, very slick! Also, I have always wanted to have British children! Thank you for giving voice to my dreams!lol..
We should start up a foundation.. Something like.."Open hearts for hungry British tots"..:)
OooOOooh... Foundation, you say? Sure! But let's streamline the name a bit. For instance, cut out the "hungry" part. We don't won't to stretch ourselves too thin, cause feeding British children might prove expensive. So we'll cut that part from our mandate. Starving British children still sound British, don't they? :)
Wha? But you're MY favourite! You know what this means Joe, right? It means, of course, that we're meant for each other. And why not? You're the Sonny to my Cher; the Bonny to my Clyde... the Beebop to my Rocksteady... I could go on and on. But I won't. Because this is already ridiculous.
Damn you saucey! You are such a two timer! Well, i suppose pat and I can share you. You down patrick? I call the caboose! ohhhh, and perhaps now I have just stepped over the line..
LOL who are we mortals to say what "the line" is? I say it's pushing people into oncoming traffic; YOU say it's sex in the pooper; lindsay says "What is this geometric construct you call 'line'" while throwing cats at paralyzed babies. Same difference.
Let's just all agree on this -- Fuck geometry. Lines are for squares.
ha yeah it wasn't the original intention, but I had to do a few spit-takes because the marshmallows started to liquify in my mouth... And on that note -- YES, I am VERY prettyful!
AND OMG YES ABOUT THE BRIT kidz. At disney world there was this 12-year old kid who was just minding his own business, holding him mother's...i mean mum's hand. Then, while passing the finding nemo stuffed animal cart he exclaims suddenly, "LOOK MUMMY LOOK! IT'S DORY! IT'S DORY!"
It was insanely hilarious and adorable. I should have taped it and sent it in to cutewithchris.
hahaha I can SO picture that! As a guy, I don't think I'm allowed to call 12-year-old children adorable... that feels like it's crossing a man-line, but I'll pretend he was like 8, and it's equally as wonderful :)
And as for my happy list -- I didn't start from the top, doofus!
OK, I hate to admit it, but I was debating doing it for shock value... but there's a point that even I won't cross! Before now, I would've said that line was of the "dressing" variety, but those pretty earrings proved me wrong...
lol im english u shld watch my video see if u like my accent :P lovin this video, its hard to make videos with people in the house i no :P
rockchick11 2 years ago
lolz british children. Gotta kidnap me one of them..
musicispower25 3 years ago
I have a more useless degree than you do. I'd bet something on it, but even if I won the bet and received the thing I'd bet you, I would remain kind of depressed.
namesauce 3 years ago
WOW!!! Ur too funny ! You remind me so much of my brother me and my freinds!! we always do stupid stuf like that !! we actually look for stupid things to do !!! AND UR A NEWFIE ...... thats so awesome im an asian with newfie heritage... i think its called heritage but parents were born there so ... well any ways ur awesome!!! GO NEWFIES!!!
firebulletfirebullet 3 years ago
Regifter!!!! You regifted those earings.
mygaffer 3 years ago
sup fellow caker... um... 50/50 sugar/coffee??? aint that too sweet?
mrsexappeal69 3 years ago
you poor soul, I was hoping I was the only one who ate instant coffee before. One bored weekday night one of my roomates dared me to do it, needless to say, it was quite disgusting. Chicory flavoured no less. Did it make you shiver for a minute?
gfxr 3 years ago
ya, kids with British accents are adorable, my cousin is one of them, but he looks jamaican, its so awesome.
btw, not gonna lie, coffee through pores? original
Sowhattt 4 years ago
Oh my god. That was amazing.
I too can appreciate small British Children as well as fresh bread! :) and the second you pulled out the marshmallows I knew it was Fluffy Bunny time! (try Chubby Bunny, that's how we play in these parts...it's a bit harder!) Awesome! :D
MimsieSky 4 years ago
hehe
fluffy bunny!
KayleighK16 4 years ago
LOL!! I loved this, you're hilarious! :-) Immediate coffee pleasure...hahaha! I found you through Tom. You can decide whether or not to thank him for that...LOL I had to subscribe to you after this. Sorry I referred to you as 'she' on his video comment section....although the earrings are confusing me now, j/k. Peace, love, and a whole lotta caffeine!!! Yea Randomness!!
Kairowyn 4 years ago
haha thanks! Say... do you still want the jacket? I didn't have the heart to tell Tom, but it's waaaay to small! Actually, my family has been busy makin fun of me, since (to avoid an exceedingly long explanation) I told them that I'd bought it. My mom, who's a small lady to begin with, can't even fit into it. Since I don't want to explain the complex workings of youtube and the internet, I've just been taking the heat for a stupid purchase... :)
So would you like me to send it?
kraznadar 4 years ago
I should probably give you the measurements though, so as to avoid the bad carbon-footprint karma of sending ill-fitting jackets cross-country...
kraznadar 4 years ago
As much as I would love to have that snazzy jacket, I doubt it'd fit me as well. I'm a tall 5'9" with broad shoulders, and have very loooong arms and legs...sheesh, I sound a bit like an arangatang LOL I did notice that fallingcryss had entered the contest. She is such a lovely person inside and out, maybe she'd enjoy said jacket. BTW I had to turn my speakers off so I could properly reply to you without becoming distracted by your vlog...lol gets me every time! OK...speakers now back on. ;-)
Kairowyn 4 years ago
Lol!! I loved the childlike enthusiasm towards "free stuff", and you also looked very pretty with the earrings, and yes, british-accented children are far too adorable. I love.
cupcakehonestly 4 years ago
i've only heard it called chubby bunnies... but awesome man, oh and at my work a lady/customer had a british accent, it was hot lol......... and why i'm telling you i don't know.. i'm curious to as if the coffee feet thing worked and just wanted to say i subscribed.. awesome
koover07 4 years ago
What, no sugar? Oh well... I guess after all those fluffy bunnies and marshmellows your foot coffee's sweet enough.
5 tape dispensing knives *****
NietzscheNu 4 years ago
|o|
Masterchief1112 4 years ago
your not-intro (endtro?) is like the coolest friggin thing ever.
p.s... those earrings really accentuate your cheekbones.
zainekh4n 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA pat... you are the funniest/ awesomest person i ever met/seen....
ear rings do make you look pretty... =/
lol
i think i almost peed myself right when you said, "i hate jews"
lol...
PAT YOU'RE SO AWESOME
(also... you have one huge mouth, lol =D)
byho94 4 years ago
Bread British Child? hahaha... I have no idea what you were talking about, but I couldn't stop laughing.
HardKor182 4 years ago
You look good in earrings. :-D
xxMarz456xx 4 years ago
lol thanks marz! It's odd, no?
kraznadar 4 years ago
Hey dude, did anyone ever tell you that you bear a striking resemblance to Justin Long?(i.e. the mac guy from Apple's "I'm a mac/I'm a PC ad's). He's one of my fav's!lol
pixiegamine 4 years ago
lol REALLY??? Over the years, I've been told that I sound like Rabbit from the live-action Winnie-the-Pooh, have a Radio voice and speak like Jian Ghomeshi (of CBC fame), and sometimes look like Jake Gyllenhaal (photos1.blogger.c*om/img/78/2701/640/Pirate.jpg). But Justin Long's new! I'm thinking that it's just the scruff though...
kraznadar 4 years ago
I would try the coffee foot spa, but I know from regular coffee consumption that I would probably shake, and my sideburns would feel all tingly.
ultravphunter 4 years ago
Oh man... I so understand the caffeine-shakes... During exams, I've been at the point where I think my heart could've stopped, but I'd still continue about my daily tasks for at least another half-hour
kraznadar 4 years ago
i lack the smell of fresh bread in the morning. i'd love to live above a bakery.
except i'm already morbidly obese as it is. lily just made brownies and i'm pretty sure i've already eaten my weight in them. if i could do that everyday, it'd be bad.
if i'm dreaming, i'd also love to live above a strip club with a never ending supply of nachos kbye.
-timd
2509films 4 years ago
lol no man, you've just gotta lay down the law with your metabolism. You've gotta say "Metabolism, all these brownies are going to go directly to my hair and toenails. No dickin around in the midsection. It's either that, or straight to the pooper. Now sch-daddle." And then your metabolism will sch-daddle, whatever that means.
kraznadar 4 years ago
In all seriousness, the earrings are kinda cool on you ... in a way... ; )
firestar9S 4 years ago
It's a great look, isn't it?
GrandNarrative 4 years ago
wow. this seems to be a recurring theme...!
should I be worried? Well.. it's either that, or apply more foundation... :)
kraznadar 4 years ago
heheh.. awesome video Pat. :)
higoaway 4 years ago
ok, listen sista, I'm FB-ing you right now, so hurries with the replies -- all pronto-like and everything!
kraznadar 4 years ago
Awesome vid Pat, You are one witty dude! Damn funny stuff, my computer is covered in wine at the moment, didn't expect the "British kids who smell like fresh bread" line, slight spit up ensued...Glad the coat arrived safe and sound, seems a tad short in the arms though lol. Cheers, Tom.
thaggis72112 4 years ago
lol Whoa! I made a real-life spit-take happen??? I thought those only existed in movies and exaggerated anecdotes! :)
It's a LITTLE short, but it's better when I'm not wearing a sweater underneath. And hey, if I can't wear it, then you know what that means... CONNNNTEST!
kraznadar 4 years ago
really great. I was smiling the whole time :)
jabazzy 4 years ago
Aw hey thanks jabazzy! Even when I drooled marshmallow -- even THEN? You, ma'am, are a trooper.
kraznadar 4 years ago
yup, even then. Trooper til the end ;)
jabazzy 4 years ago
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! Another video, yay! =]
Watched it from beginning to end.
Hilarious.
<333
inhalingxglitter 4 years ago
Thanks! Do you mind me asking what your first name is??? It'd be weird calling you "inhaling". I guess xglitter could work, but still...
And also, triple-heart to you too! Or is that heart-and-double-bum? I always get the two confused :)
kraznadar 4 years ago
Hey! if possible could you check out 1 or 2 of my videos and if you like them could you please subscribe. I always check everyones channels who susbcribe to me and if i happen to like your vids i will sub back
GTVreview 4 years ago
I'm not about the tit-for-tat thing (and not really into video games right now), but thanks for commenting dude, and good luck!
kraznadar 4 years ago
ok no worries, just wanna say that i aint all about video games as you might be able to tell from my latest videos. thanks anyway for moaning about me spamming.
GTVreview 4 years ago
wait... did I now? It wasn't me who marked it man
kraznadar 4 years ago
but I guess I didn't UNmark it, so I supposed I'm an accomplice in the matter. But problem solved. No hard feelings? I can't stand to make any more enemies in this place -- that vanawesome kid hates me enough for EVERYONE :)
kraznadar 4 years ago
Man you make me happy. I didn't know so many Canadian people like British children (or do you mean English? Because Scottish/ Welsh/ Irish kids are totally different...) Should I just go and get one off the street, stick it in front of the webcam and let you all gawp? I'd bet they'd get more subscribers than me.
Those earings go lovely with the stubble.
GrandNarrative 4 years ago
Oh wow, I wasn't really thinking about it, but I definitely meant English children! Scottish children... sometimes... scare me... I didn't even make it through the opening of Braveheart.
Aw and stop with the earring compliments. You're gonna make me all bashful and stuff...
kraznadar 4 years ago
Aw bless you went on a massive comment answering rampage... you really do care!
Scottish kids scare the hell out of me, but only because I think they are going to mug me. I think it's all that pent up agression from 300 years of English rule.
GrandNarrative 4 years ago
lol touché!
kraznadar 4 years ago
Oh, and PS, the IT Crowd is the most wonderful show ever created, so we're officially friends
kraznadar 4 years ago
Hey, we rule you too! Why don't you hate me?
GrandNarrative 4 years ago
lol u and british kids with accent! and JEWS!
awesome vid!
xzmusicfairyzx 4 years ago
Glad you liked the Jew part! I was kinda worried I may have crossed a line, but I'm clearly kidding!
Thanks Sheree :)
kraznadar 4 years ago
lol yea its pretty obvious ;]
o wow u actually remember moi?!
:P
xzmusicfairyzx 4 years ago
This is the first time I've seen your vlog..Great job! I especially liked the intro, very slick! Also, I have always wanted to have British children! Thank you for giving voice to my dreams!lol..
We should start up a foundation.. Something like.."Open hearts for hungry British tots"..:)
pixiegamine 4 years ago
OooOOooh... Foundation, you say? Sure! But let's streamline the name a bit. For instance, cut out the "hungry" part. We don't won't to stretch ourselves too thin, cause feeding British children might prove expensive. So we'll cut that part from our mandate. Starving British children still sound British, don't they? :)
Am I horrible? Probably...
kraznadar 4 years ago
"i don't take my feet coffee black" Dude, seriously, you're probably my favorite youtuber. Hilarious.
vanawesome 4 years ago
Wha? But you're MY favourite! You know what this means Joe, right? It means, of course, that we're meant for each other. And why not? You're the Sonny to my Cher; the Bonny to my Clyde... the Beebop to my Rocksteady... I could go on and on. But I won't. Because this is already ridiculous.
But really, thanks man
kraznadar 4 years ago
Pat, Joe... you're BOTH my favourites. I couldn't imagine anything better than you two getting together and having youtube babies.
GrandNarrative 4 years ago
haha Hmmm... you might be onto something here...
I CALL NOT BITCH!
kraznadar 4 years ago
hehe i loved this video!! one of my faves of yours. plus, you look super hot :P
mustardsauce 4 years ago
"This is your chance Patrick... say something clever and she's YOURS!"
...buuuuuhhhh...
"WORDS you dolt, WORDS!!"
....loon. BALLOON!
"fail."
kraznadar 4 years ago
hahaha ooh wow. you actually made me giggle :P haven't done that noise in a while. don't worry, i'm yours no matter what words you use.
mustardsauce 4 years ago
Damn you saucey! You are such a two timer! Well, i suppose pat and I can share you. You down patrick? I call the caboose! ohhhh, and perhaps now I have just stepped over the line..
vanawesome 4 years ago
yesss!!! i'm sooo all over that. can we please??
mustardsauce 4 years ago
LOL who are we mortals to say what "the line" is? I say it's pushing people into oncoming traffic; YOU say it's sex in the pooper; lindsay says "What is this geometric construct you call 'line'" while throwing cats at paralyzed babies. Same difference.
Let's just all agree on this -- Fuck geometry. Lines are for squares.
kraznadar 4 years ago
Oh man, my brain just released endorphins. That means I must have just been clever...
kraznadar 4 years ago
for some reason i felt that you were going to put those marshmellows in the coffee! and i also like to add that the earings make you look prettyful.
raz0rsex 4 years ago
ha yeah it wasn't the original intention, but I had to do a few spit-takes because the marshmallows started to liquify in my mouth... And on that note -- YES, I am VERY prettyful!
kraznadar 4 years ago
Firstly,
earrings are distracting on you, but oddly pretty-ful
Secondly,
you forgot to mention me in your "things that make me happy" list.
luvthecanadian 4 years ago
AND OMG YES ABOUT THE BRIT kidz. At disney world there was this 12-year old kid who was just minding his own business, holding him mother's...i mean mum's hand. Then, while passing the finding nemo stuffed animal cart he exclaims suddenly, "LOOK MUMMY LOOK! IT'S DORY! IT'S DORY!"
It was insanely hilarious and adorable. I should have taped it and sent it in to cutewithchris.
luvthecanadian 4 years ago
hahaha I can SO picture that! As a guy, I don't think I'm allowed to call 12-year-old children adorable... that feels like it's crossing a man-line, but I'll pretend he was like 8, and it's equally as wonderful :)
And as for my happy list -- I didn't start from the top, doofus!
kraznadar 4 years ago
paused at 1:22
i was asking myself, "why would he put milk in his feet coffee???"
bam!!
answered. lmao
BilliLovesMargot 4 years ago
omg what happened to the fan or light fixture or whatever. omg!
BilliLovesMargot 4 years ago
lol that's the strategy:
1) Anticipate confusion
2) Cause confusion
3) Relieve confusion with marginally confusing logic
Works every time!
And as for the light, what do you mean? The purple one by the closet? I apologize for it's purpleness, but I'm not sure what else to say...
kraznadar 4 years ago
haha no the one with the donut tied to it... looked like something broke or something.
yeah that strategy works every time!
BilliLovesMargot 4 years ago
lol OH... yeah, that was my bed protesting when I faceplanted into it...
kraznadar 4 years ago
youre crazy man... but hey, it keeps me entertained. thanks.
ruiztube 4 years ago
heh no problem dude. I do what I can with the what little tools I have. Fortunately for you, there's not an ounce of dignity in my toolbox
kraznadar 4 years ago
this was truly fabulous!!
Your creativity and humor are ...well outstanding/superb??! (:
beatulec 4 years ago
Aww thanks Beata! I even got a slash-adjective??? Sweet.
kraznadar 4 years ago
Someone should drink your feet coffee!?
MaywitherDragon 4 years ago
OK, I hate to admit it, but I was debating doing it for shock value... but there's a point that even I won't cross! Before now, I would've said that line was of the "dressing" variety, but those pretty earrings proved me wrong...
kraznadar 4 years ago
chubby fluffy bunny love!
valareedoll 4 years ago
VAL!!! YOU WERE FIRST!!! :)
kraznadar 4 years ago
heck yes!
valareedoll 4 years ago