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  • You guys are sooooo fired lol

  • looks like a guitar center desk to me!!!! lololol.

  • Hope you sell it at a discount.

  • Put down the guitar before the owner sues you.

  • The latest dragon force song?

  • @museman98 How'd you know?

  • @yerfdog1935 it sound sooo similar to all their other songs, I thought 'hey, it must be'

  • Gay

  • LOL not what I thought but still worth clicking on...

  • I think this guy lives next to me. Every time I go into the guitar center next to my house I hear something just like that!

  • Now that's skill. Envy. :D

  • This is pretty close to how I actually sound 99% of the time.

  • the best guitar solo ever lol

  • some people have no sense of humor at all. I thought that was hilarious.

  • i get that its all fun and stuff but come on man... pick up a cheap guitar that no one likes... it breaks my heart to see an expensive brandnew guitar being trashed :(

  • @ABarbe89 please explain to me how the guitar is getting "trashed"

  • I like the guitar. Looks like Ted Nugents (:

  • STILL sounds better than Lady Whats-her-name.

  • Waste of Valuable Time...Life is short!

  • @busterswt Yeah, and your comment was also a waste of breath. or finger tips if you want :-)))

  • Well, I thought it was pretty funny...

  • Wow in fucking credible! are you allowed to drink booze in that store ? I wanna work there!!

  • that right there is funny!

  • gash

  • who cares if its a Gibson E freak'n S, all yous humorless chowderheads prolly play no better. than this guy..... ha, hairless little dweeb boy band wannabe dreamers...ha

  • Fuck, just a couple of dude's having a bit of fun, fun seems to enrage so many these days..

  • He's probably dumb enough to use a plastic pick : )

  • that was a waste of plastic off the pick

  • Grow a sense of humour you faggots. I found this hilarious

  • hehe, that mus be Earpik Claptone "Live at the Sam Ash."

  • Yo why does everybody have to act so serious and borderline mad anymore I watched this video and thought cool now this is harmless humor and the world could use some more humor as a matter of fact alot more, Good job guys way to enjoy your world, screw the misserable serious sad people let that misery keep it's own company!!

  • @71sleek Are you mentally challenged? Yeah. It WOULD be funny if it wasn't a vintage Gibson ES. You don't joke with a guitar like that. It would be funny with like a no name guitar or a Squier or something but never a Gibson or Fender or anything like that.

  • @71sleek Besides, it's not even that funny. Just a couple of retards TRYING to be funny. Like a guy that sucks and the other guy that thinks he's good...Already been done too many times.

  • How could you even joke like that? That's a fucking Gibson ES - 175. Put it down and stick to the fucking recorder

  • Not funny or talented, clean up on aisle 5, pls

  • hey man. i could do that

  • Sounds kind of banjo'ish if ya know what I mean

  • I can say one true thing:  this guy is LOTS better on the guitar than Obozo the Feckless Narcissist is at being president.

  • teach me to play

    well all you needis 4 bags of weed

  • haha the dislikes are the people who actually go to guitar center and post their shitty vids on youtube, hilarious.

  • well i'll be whistling that where ever i go now

  • This is so amazing!!! Anyone have tabs for this!!!

  • THis is so funny.

  • LOL I don't know why there are so many dislikes, I thought this was fucking funny

  • Haha that made me smile. :)

  • Holy shit brah...that is insane! This guy OWNS it.

  • daddy.. is he killing that guitar?

  • its funny damn people are to serious now a days im gonna like this hahahaha

  • why is he hurting that lovely guitar?

  • must be some next level guitar shop if they have time to do this

  • That was funny.

  • lol

  • Sounds like it was dropped in the shredder, is that what the headline means? :)

  • this is a joke right??? fuckin shitty!!

  • I'll admit it, I'll Like this video for the laugh it gave me.

  • Go skate into an aids tree you fags

  • does he give lessons?

  • Four-eyes acting is just as lousy as the Hippy-in-the-cardy's experience on a guitar.

  • lol!

  • what the...........

  • I am thinking that someone should introduce this fella to a 'bandsaw'

  • raw talent

  • Guys this is just two guys having fun at work. I thought it was funny. Give the guys a break.

  • That looks like it was in a Brook Mays.

  • Sarcasm Foreign Guy from Family Guy says: OHhhh it's funny because the video said hes good and then you play it and see that hes really not... ohhhhh

  • its funny cause the title and he sucks

  • aside from the incessant vomiting this induces, its really funny

  • sounds like a donkey eatin broken glass through a barbed wire fence, lol!

  • By looking at the guys picking hand - I know he can play. This video I'm sure is a joke which most of you guys on the comments section don't get.

  • ashamed

    

  • tabs?

  • Props dude. Props.

  • Die

  • did I miss it?

  • Wow. THAT sucked!

  • If I owned the store, I would cut your fingers off

  • Am I the only one who thought it sounded like a banjo?

  • I thought it was a peroxided John Mayer!

  • The only thing he shredded were my ears... ugh

  • so bad its not even funny

  • obviously joking I shred better with my Dink... tend to ruin the guitar for all other players after I do tho lol ,.,

  • sounds like most shredders...............sounds like my shredder ........i put paper in..it sounds like this

  • He needs to be turned into a Popsicle, with the guitar as the stick, and I bet you can guess where the stick will be going!

  • This is obviously sarcastic and a joke XD.

  • Am i the only one who noticed the tea bursted SG?

  • is that what guitar center people do on a slow day?

  • @coolcman101 lol, this is exactly what they do. haha, I know a guy at Sam Ash who brings down the big ass contrabass clarinet with a 5-digit price tag and lets talentless 9 year olds play it all the time just for the hell of it.

  • I HOPE YOUR BOSS SEES THIS AND FIRES BOTH YOU DICK HEADS

  • @justinq79 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @justinq79 im tellen ya..... i named them assface duo!

  • @justinq79 yeah because guitar stores are totally against the idea of a joke. Nice caps lock rage, btw...

  • @justinq79 It's a music store. The boss was probably the guy goofing off with the guitar.

  • He may be sloppy as hell, but he's got nothing on Jimmy Page.

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  • I Hope You and your Store Go Bankrupt, Asshole!

  • Fuck this shit, We got a bad ass over here, I may as well shred my fingers and throw my guitars away. This is just too good.

  • hes better than angus young!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh man, that was hilarious!!

  • Sounds like a typical day at Guitar Center.

  • Does that guy think hes really good

  • Haha thats every schmuck who picks up a guitar at Guitar Center. I hate going to that place without earplugs. Kids today have way too much self esteem for sucking that bad. Funny video!

  • Hey looks like music 21 in Bolton Ontario....Bolton's got talent.

  • Well I cant suck with no sense of melody or rhythm.

    So he has that on me >.<

  • The title is misleading.

    

  • @Davidgilmourthewall No its not, this video is quite clearly a guitar master shredding in a music store.

  • worse guitar playing i have ever heard lol

  • I can't decide if this was the worst metal song in history or the best country song in history. Either way it's epic.

  • @ManiacMac596 add some distortion and that's every metal song ever written. Willie Nelson would kick your ass.

  • Fuck This!

  • No way!! I can't believe I stumbled on to this video. I used to cum on the guy on the right. He was notorious in the old hood for paying $100 a pop to have random guys crank one out on his face.

  • Why is everyone so serious? It's a joke, retards. When you're bored at work, you do stuff like this to pass the time.

  • stop hating it is a joke and for those who about strings dont they r in a music store for crying out loud it is funny

  • that guy sucks hes just hitting random notes and he is literally going to destroy those guitar strings.....

  • wanna be hipster guitar center employees don't like playing that guitar

  • #gpoy

  • Damn, I'm on "the other side of YouTube" AGAIN!

  • Why Youtube? Why does everyone think their farts, ball scratching and noepicking needs to be published on Youtube?

    Why?

    Why?

    Why?

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  • if noone can tell, its a joke

  • @andrewcopeowns What does "noone" mean?

  • @imola23 lololol you're stupid.

  • And to think I almost made it out of 2011 without watching this shit...

  • awesome dude wtf omg ;>

  • These guys are douche bags with V8 juice in them.

  • shreds eardrums, you mean >_<  *ponders others' tastes in talent*

  • Cool licks bro

  • /sarcasm

    

  • An ES-175(!) Truly an abomination unto The Lord...

  • That guy sounds like kermit the frog

  • thats what it sounds like when i walk into guitar center. Really.

  • I've been going in music shops since I was 13 and i'm now 50 .. i'm yet to find one that does not have a prick in the corner trying to do all that shredding stuff to impress all the customers who are busting to let him know he's just a prick ..or idiots like this working there ....

  • there is a recycling place somewhere will shred this piece this garbage

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  • How the fuck did I get suckered into wasting this valuable minute of my life that I will never ever ever get back??????? Am I the only one who feels so terribly betrayed by these clowns????? God, sometimes I feel cheated...

  • da fuck was this guy doin!

  • Holy shit... can I get lessons?

  • Haha... That's awesome.

  • why doesnt he have a movie

  • Hahaha the commentary/response to his playing was gold

  • I believe that he's playing the "CAN I HELP YOU SIR ?" tune.

  • That hurts to watch!

  • Wow!! I still can't fid anyone worse that ME! He even HOLDS the guitar better!

  • Sounds like Jimmy Page, without the Marshalls. No wait, this guy isn't as sloppy.

  • @Mozart1220

    Someone missed the point of rock n roll...

  • @UndefinedMadrid Even Rock n Rol requires some actual music to be played. You can't just bang out random notes and noises. 

  • ha no wonder daddy's junky music went out of business, a customer saw this employee

  • My mind was blown. Absolutely incredible.

  • Someone should shred his birth certificate.

  • @theoriginalbillholt I laughed so hard and for so long when I read your comment I passed out, hahahah

  • If I saw an idiot abusing the guitar like this, I would probably take my sandal off and slap him in the face with it!

  • @MrOrmus777 Sandal? Hippie or Convenience Store Owner? Kidding. Musician's don't own convenience stores.

  • @theoriginalbillholt All in good fun, they are nice sandals though :)

  • hey what guitar is that..Gibson ES ??

  • Dude took lessons from Lil Wayne

  • hey maybe try fishing or something

  • The words shred and dude should be blocked by YouTube

  • Great title, its so normal i had to click it... I was all like...

    WHAOOAOAOAOA IVE NEVER FUCKING SEEN THAT HAPPEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE? NEVER HAVE I WALKED INTO A MUSIC STORE AND THERE HAS BEEN A DECENT GUITARIST!!!!

  • @Billbill80s oh, i forgot, sarcasm isnt readable.

  • Two nerds who think there funny sad!!!

  • Thanks for wasting my time.

  • I totally get your sarcasm. I am so tired of going in to a Guitar Center to try out an EBMM JP7 and having some old washed up deaf blues player blast his bulshit so lout that I can't hear what I am doing. If one person out here gets what this video is portraying, it is me.

  • @crazyfaceperson Well, it's them with their strats, or young 20 year olds who play the same annoying arpeggios over and over again.

  • he made it sound like a banjo lmao

  • I was drunk once...

  • Poor cashier...

  • The guitar still retains its dignity. Rest well my friend, for they can't hurt you any more.

  • uhhhhh, yeah ......

  • And then they put it back in the box as "New"...

  • I dont hear whats wrong with this guys playing. Jimmy Page played like that for years and hes got more money and fan than any of us!

  • Jesus, the amount of people who think this is actually serious and not a joke as intended is unbelievable. That dude "shredding" probably works there and they're taking the piss out of customers who actually do that!

  • What the heck is that dude drinking and where can I get some.

  • I saw some kid doing this with a 4,000 dollar Martin the other day at our local Guitar Center.