i get that its all fun and stuff but come on man... pick up a cheap guitar that no one likes... it breaks my heart to see an expensive brandnew guitar being trashed :(
who cares if its a Gibson E freak'n S, all yous humorless chowderheads prolly play no better. than this guy..... ha, hairless little dweeb boy band wannabe dreamers...ha
Yo why does everybody have to act so serious and borderline mad anymore I watched this video and thought cool now this is harmless humor and the world could use some more humor as a matter of fact alot more, Good job guys way to enjoy your world, screw the misserable serious sad people let that misery keep it's own company!!
@71sleek Are you mentally challenged? Yeah. It WOULD be funny if it wasn't a vintage Gibson ES. You don't joke with a guitar like that. It would be funny with like a no name guitar or a Squier or something but never a Gibson or Fender or anything like that.
@71sleek Besides, it's not even that funny. Just a couple of retards TRYING to be funny. Like a guy that sucks and the other guy that thinks he's good...Already been done too many times.
Go skate into an aids tree you fags??!! That's a joke, right. Some kind of over-arching, ironic take on the whole youtbe thing, right?? You couldn't possibly be some kind of sexually frustrated, itchy-balled, knuckle-scraping redneck who lives in bumfuck and finally worked out how to use a computer?? Huh? Huh? Funny fucker, ain't ya, hillbilly?
@coolcman101 lol, this is exactly what they do. haha, I know a guy at Sam Ash who brings down the big ass contrabass clarinet with a 5-digit price tag and lets talentless 9 year olds play it all the time just for the hell of it.
Haha thats every schmuck who picks up a guitar at Guitar Center. I hate going to that place without earplugs. Kids today have way too much self esteem for sucking that bad. Funny video!
No way!! I can't believe I stumbled on to this video. I used to cum on the guy on the right. He was notorious in the old hood for paying $100 a pop to have random guys crank one out on his face.
I've been going in music shops since I was 13 and i'm now 50 .. i'm yet to find one that does not have a prick in the corner trying to do all that shredding stuff to impress all the customers who are busting to let him know he's just a prick ..or idiots like this working there ....
How the fuck did I get suckered into wasting this valuable minute of my life that I will never ever ever get back??????? Am I the only one who feels so terribly betrayed by these clowns????? God, sometimes I feel cheated...
I totally get your sarcasm. I am so tired of going in to a Guitar Center to try out an EBMM JP7 and having some old washed up deaf blues player blast his bulshit so lout that I can't hear what I am doing. If one person out here gets what this video is portraying, it is me.
Jesus, the amount of people who think this is actually serious and not a joke as intended is unbelievable. That dude "shredding" probably works there and they're taking the piss out of customers who actually do that!
You guys are sooooo fired lol
bickelsss 1 week ago
looks like a guitar center desk to me!!!! lololol.
sniperfxxx 1 week ago
Hope you sell it at a discount.
pveg65 1 week ago
Put down the guitar before the owner sues you.
SouthernNoble 1 week ago
The latest dragon force song?
museman98 2 weeks ago
@museman98 How'd you know?
yerfdog1935 3 days ago
@yerfdog1935 it sound sooo similar to all their other songs, I thought 'hey, it must be'
museman98 3 days ago
Gay
POLITICTRUTH 2 weeks ago
LOL not what I thought but still worth clicking on...
strodden 2 weeks ago
I think this guy lives next to me. Every time I go into the guitar center next to my house I hear something just like that!
joeydoit1423 2 weeks ago
Now that's skill. Envy. :D
justawsome26 3 weeks ago
This is pretty close to how I actually sound 99% of the time.
CAPT4INSL0W 3 weeks ago
the best guitar solo ever lol
shredmaster100 3 weeks ago
some people have no sense of humor at all. I thought that was hilarious.
Jekktis 3 weeks ago
i get that its all fun and stuff but come on man... pick up a cheap guitar that no one likes... it breaks my heart to see an expensive brandnew guitar being trashed :(
ABarbe89 4 weeks ago
@ABarbe89 please explain to me how the guitar is getting "trashed"
Ddub128 4 weeks ago
I like the guitar. Looks like Ted Nugents (:
jacoo66 4 weeks ago
STILL sounds better than Lady Whats-her-name.
mindstormsabrewin 1 month ago
Waste of Valuable Time...Life is short!
busterswt 1 month ago
@busterswt Yeah, and your comment was also a waste of breath. or finger tips if you want :-)))
celtno1 3 weeks ago
Well, I thought it was pretty funny...
c0rnblakes 1 month ago
Wow in fucking credible! are you allowed to drink booze in that store ? I wanna work there!!
MrSluggo666 1 month ago
that right there is funny!
guitarblaster25 1 month ago
gash
jonnyip123 1 month ago
who cares if its a Gibson E freak'n S, all yous humorless chowderheads prolly play no better. than this guy..... ha, hairless little dweeb boy band wannabe dreamers...ha
rovertsystems 1 month ago
Fuck, just a couple of dude's having a bit of fun, fun seems to enrage so many these days..
celtno1 1 month ago 18
He's probably dumb enough to use a plastic pick : )
daveydagger1 1 month ago
that was a waste of plastic off the pick
Kali7676 1 month ago
Grow a sense of humour you faggots. I found this hilarious
kungfudragon99 1 month ago
hehe, that mus be Earpik Claptone "Live at the Sam Ash."
driskoogle 1 month ago
Yo why does everybody have to act so serious and borderline mad anymore I watched this video and thought cool now this is harmless humor and the world could use some more humor as a matter of fact alot more, Good job guys way to enjoy your world, screw the misserable serious sad people let that misery keep it's own company!!
71sleek 1 month ago
@71sleek Are you mentally challenged? Yeah. It WOULD be funny if it wasn't a vintage Gibson ES. You don't joke with a guitar like that. It would be funny with like a no name guitar or a Squier or something but never a Gibson or Fender or anything like that.
ETCMusicmen 1 month ago
@71sleek Besides, it's not even that funny. Just a couple of retards TRYING to be funny. Like a guy that sucks and the other guy that thinks he's good...Already been done too many times.
ETCMusicmen 1 month ago
How could you even joke like that? That's a fucking Gibson ES - 175. Put it down and stick to the fucking recorder
ETCMusicmen 1 month ago
Not funny or talented, clean up on aisle 5, pls
ShoNuffRW 1 month ago 5
hey man. i could do that
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Loky1940 1 month ago
Sounds kind of banjo'ish if ya know what I mean
doughnutboy99 1 month ago
I can say one true thing: this guy is LOTS better on the guitar than Obozo the Feckless Narcissist is at being president.
Leutchik 1 month ago
teach me to play
well all you needis 4 bags of weed
acdcrocklover 1 month ago
haha the dislikes are the people who actually go to guitar center and post their shitty vids on youtube, hilarious.
podunkest 1 month ago
well i'll be whistling that where ever i go now
75MediumRare75 1 month ago
This is so amazing!!! Anyone have tabs for this!!!
BrokenGlass789 1 month ago
THis is so funny.
petehasplans 1 month ago
LOL I don't know why there are so many dislikes, I thought this was fucking funny
MikeyRoberto 1 month ago
Haha that made me smile. :)
strawberrypanda7 1 month ago
Holy shit brah...that is insane! This guy OWNS it.
mrchaff 1 month ago
daddy.. is he killing that guitar?
GLPMV95 1 month ago
its funny damn people are to serious now a days im gonna like this hahahaha
sanman1231000 1 month ago
why is he hurting that lovely guitar?
GeeUppance 1 month ago
must be some next level guitar shop if they have time to do this
rorybuffalo 1 month ago
That was funny.
AuralSynth 1 month ago
lol
WAVOone 1 month ago
Sounds like it was dropped in the shredder, is that what the headline means? :)
Babaziba 1 month ago
this is a joke right??? fuckin shitty!!
gryzeb1 1 month ago
I'll admit it, I'll Like this video for the laugh it gave me.
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Go skate into an aids tree you fags??!! That's a joke, right. Some kind of over-arching, ironic take on the whole youtbe thing, right?? You couldn't possibly be some kind of sexually frustrated, itchy-balled, knuckle-scraping redneck who lives in bumfuck and finally worked out how to use a computer?? Huh? Huh? Funny fucker, ain't ya, hillbilly?
beautifulhell96 1 month ago
Go skate into an aids tree you fags
cuntface242 1 month ago
does he give lessons?
huntrichardson 1 month ago
Four-eyes acting is just as lousy as the Hippy-in-the-cardy's experience on a guitar.
angels77100 1 month ago
lol!
roohmz1000 1 month ago
what the...........
TheHamsterBrigade 1 month ago
I am thinking that someone should introduce this fella to a 'bandsaw'
fmita 1 month ago
raw talent
bluesplecre 1 month ago
Guys this is just two guys having fun at work. I thought it was funny. Give the guys a break.
EspGuitars1337 1 month ago
That looks like it was in a Brook Mays.
BooWayn 1 month ago
Sarcasm Foreign Guy from Family Guy says: OHhhh it's funny because the video said hes good and then you play it and see that hes really not... ohhhhh
Ravenite1 1 month ago 2
its funny cause the title and he sucks
Fkpeace 1 month ago
aside from the incessant vomiting this induces, its really funny
skythani 1 month ago
sounds like a donkey eatin broken glass through a barbed wire fence, lol!
LarryLane07 1 month ago 2
By looking at the guys picking hand - I know he can play. This video I'm sure is a joke which most of you guys on the comments section don't get.
fIRsTRATmAN 1 month ago
ashamed
angrypecker 1 month ago
tabs?
ArchxEnemy666 1 month ago 30
Props dude. Props.
mor54 1 month ago
Die
barneycockburn 1 month ago
did I miss it?
nooneshereforart 1 month ago
Wow. THAT sucked!
ledheddred 1 month ago
If I owned the store, I would cut your fingers off
hickrystyk 1 month ago 2
Am I the only one who thought it sounded like a banjo?
Satsaru 1 month ago
I thought it was a peroxided John Mayer!
thmpick 1 month ago
The only thing he shredded were my ears... ugh
UnableToSpeak92 1 month ago
so bad its not even funny
realfast01 1 month ago
obviously joking I shred better with my Dink... tend to ruin the guitar for all other players after I do tho lol ,.,
chadt420 1 month ago
sounds like most shredders...............sounds like my shredder ........i put paper in..it sounds like this
oddjobjujitsu 1 month ago
He needs to be turned into a Popsicle, with the guitar as the stick, and I bet you can guess where the stick will be going!
kc8ntp 1 month ago
This is obviously sarcastic and a joke XD.
DawnRainWasHere 1 month ago
Am i the only one who noticed the tea bursted SG?
CCRockit 1 month ago
is that what guitar center people do on a slow day?
coolcman101 1 month ago
@coolcman101 lol, this is exactly what they do. haha, I know a guy at Sam Ash who brings down the big ass contrabass clarinet with a 5-digit price tag and lets talentless 9 year olds play it all the time just for the hell of it.
rockster07 1 month ago
I HOPE YOUR BOSS SEES THIS AND FIRES BOTH YOU DICK HEADS
justinq79 1 month ago 68
@justinq79 hahahahahahahahahahahaha
assssaaaac 1 month ago
@justinq79 im tellen ya..... i named them assface duo!
Fusionfreakdrummer 1 month ago
@justinq79 yeah because guitar stores are totally against the idea of a joke. Nice caps lock rage, btw...
FecklessCretin 1 month ago
@justinq79 It's a music store. The boss was probably the guy goofing off with the guitar.
trottheblackdog 1 month ago in playlist What it's really like to work at a music store
He may be sloppy as hell, but he's got nothing on Jimmy Page.
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MikeTheGuy00 1 month ago
I Hope You and your Store Go Bankrupt, Asshole!
woodchris01 1 month ago
Fuck this shit, We got a bad ass over here, I may as well shred my fingers and throw my guitars away. This is just too good.
MrAJSavage 1 month ago
hes better than angus young!!!!!!!!!!!
welshidiot15 1 month ago
Oh man, that was hilarious!!
skater889 1 month ago
Sounds like a typical day at Guitar Center.
Ignore14 1 month ago
Does that guy think hes really good
TheShawshawn 1 month ago
Haha thats every schmuck who picks up a guitar at Guitar Center. I hate going to that place without earplugs. Kids today have way too much self esteem for sucking that bad. Funny video!
freiermann7 1 month ago
Hey looks like music 21 in Bolton Ontario....Bolton's got talent.
zzerovisibility 1 month ago
Well I cant suck with no sense of melody or rhythm.
So he has that on me >.<
mcblahflooper94 1 month ago
The title is misleading.
Davidgilmourthewall 1 month ago 41
@Davidgilmourthewall No its not, this video is quite clearly a guitar master shredding in a music store.
BRabbutt 1 month ago
worse guitar playing i have ever heard lol
Farmer2492 1 month ago
I can't decide if this was the worst metal song in history or the best country song in history. Either way it's epic.
ManiacMac596 1 month ago
@ManiacMac596 add some distortion and that's every metal song ever written. Willie Nelson would kick your ass.
MrHellooperator87 1 month ago
Fuck This!
navnrjohnson 1 month ago
No way!! I can't believe I stumbled on to this video. I used to cum on the guy on the right. He was notorious in the old hood for paying $100 a pop to have random guys crank one out on his face.
rtoolio 1 month ago
Why is everyone so serious? It's a joke, retards. When you're bored at work, you do stuff like this to pass the time.
jmania21 1 month ago
stop hating it is a joke and for those who about strings dont they r in a music store for crying out loud it is funny
sreynoldsbros2 1 month ago
that guy sucks hes just hitting random notes and he is literally going to destroy those guitar strings.....
Kingcounty11 1 month ago
wanna be hipster guitar center employees don't like playing that guitar
tate180 1 month ago
#gpoy
PinkFloydrulez 1 month ago
Damn, I'm on "the other side of YouTube" AGAIN!
xHeadbangerFoREVerx 1 month ago
Why Youtube? Why does everyone think their farts, ball scratching and noepicking needs to be published on Youtube?
Why?
Why?
Why?
JPDisme 1 month ago
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fruscai 1 month ago
if noone can tell, its a joke
andrewcopeowns 1 month ago
@andrewcopeowns What does "noone" mean?
imola23 1 month ago
@imola23 lololol you're stupid.
andrewcopeowns 1 month ago
And to think I almost made it out of 2011 without watching this shit...
fairyfellermaster 1 month ago
awesome dude wtf omg ;>
teramasz 1 month ago
These guys are douche bags with V8 juice in them.
alwaysopen 1 month ago
shreds eardrums, you mean >_< *ponders others' tastes in talent*
madrekinse 1 month ago
Cool licks bro
mafoota 1 month ago
/sarcasm
ThrownBrick 1 month ago
An ES-175(!) Truly an abomination unto The Lord...
1crow 1 month ago
That guy sounds like kermit the frog
forum157sf 1 month ago
thats what it sounds like when i walk into guitar center. Really.
dimebagdarrellftw 2 months ago
I've been going in music shops since I was 13 and i'm now 50 .. i'm yet to find one that does not have a prick in the corner trying to do all that shredding stuff to impress all the customers who are busting to let him know he's just a prick ..or idiots like this working there ....
TheVikingVictor 2 months ago
there is a recycling place somewhere will shred this piece this garbage
oldman91950 2 months ago
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stonedmaiden666 2 months ago
How the fuck did I get suckered into wasting this valuable minute of my life that I will never ever ever get back??????? Am I the only one who feels so terribly betrayed by these clowns????? God, sometimes I feel cheated...
brogless 2 months ago
da fuck was this guy doin!
TheYoungestof5 2 months ago
Holy shit... can I get lessons?
TylerDeBrino 2 months ago
Haha... That's awesome.
TheFloydLVR 2 months ago
why doesnt he have a movie
kiwiarmada138 2 months ago
Hahaha the commentary/response to his playing was gold
ItsTiedToAStick 2 months ago
I believe that he's playing the "CAN I HELP YOU SIR ?" tune.
johnpetermalcolm 2 months ago
That hurts to watch!
Smallzxx 2 months ago
Wow!! I still can't fid anyone worse that ME! He even HOLDS the guitar better!
RetiredUSNavyGator 2 months ago
Sounds like Jimmy Page, without the Marshalls. No wait, this guy isn't as sloppy.
Mozart1220 2 months ago
@Mozart1220
Someone missed the point of rock n roll...
UndefinedMadrid 2 months ago
@UndefinedMadrid Even Rock n Rol requires some actual music to be played. You can't just bang out random notes and noises.
Mozart1220 2 months ago
ha no wonder daddy's junky music went out of business, a customer saw this employee
camshreds 2 months ago
My mind was blown. Absolutely incredible.
usermysp9 2 months ago
Someone should shred his birth certificate.
theoriginalbillholt 2 months ago 80
@theoriginalbillholt I laughed so hard and for so long when I read your comment I passed out, hahahah
tallica1988 1 month ago
If I saw an idiot abusing the guitar like this, I would probably take my sandal off and slap him in the face with it!
MrOrmus777 2 months ago
@MrOrmus777 Sandal? Hippie or Convenience Store Owner? Kidding. Musician's don't own convenience stores.
theoriginalbillholt 2 months ago
@theoriginalbillholt All in good fun, they are nice sandals though :)
MrOrmus777 1 month ago
hey what guitar is that..Gibson ES ??
JoUtan01 2 months ago
Dude took lessons from Lil Wayne
JoUtan01 2 months ago 138
hey maybe try fishing or something
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The words shred and dude should be blocked by YouTube
prrolg 2 months ago
The words shred and dude should be blocked by YouTube
prrolg 2 months ago
Great title, its so normal i had to click it... I was all like...
WHAOOAOAOAOA IVE NEVER FUCKING SEEN THAT HAPPEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE? NEVER HAVE I WALKED INTO A MUSIC STORE AND THERE HAS BEEN A DECENT GUITARIST!!!!
Billbill80s 2 months ago
@Billbill80s oh, i forgot, sarcasm isnt readable.
Billbill80s 2 months ago
Two nerds who think there funny sad!!!
JohnBruceGuitars1 2 months ago
Thanks for wasting my time.
shaindaman13 2 months ago
I totally get your sarcasm. I am so tired of going in to a Guitar Center to try out an EBMM JP7 and having some old washed up deaf blues player blast his bulshit so lout that I can't hear what I am doing. If one person out here gets what this video is portraying, it is me.
crazyfaceperson 2 months ago
@crazyfaceperson Well, it's them with their strats, or young 20 year olds who play the same annoying arpeggios over and over again.
Rsmmt1009 2 months ago
he made it sound like a banjo lmao
IWillEatYourInsanity 2 months ago
I was drunk once...
mattchurchify 2 months ago
Poor cashier...
rob5000x1 2 months ago
The guitar still retains its dignity. Rest well my friend, for they can't hurt you any more.
ObitusEX 2 months ago
uhhhhh, yeah ......
jimfan08 2 months ago
And then they put it back in the box as "New"...
TheRealRayJ 2 months ago
I dont hear whats wrong with this guys playing. Jimmy Page played like that for years and hes got more money and fan than any of us!
Metalfooll 2 months ago
Jesus, the amount of people who think this is actually serious and not a joke as intended is unbelievable. That dude "shredding" probably works there and they're taking the piss out of customers who actually do that!
RogerBollard 2 months ago
What the heck is that dude drinking and where can I get some.
c0p5r08 2 months ago
I saw some kid doing this with a 4,000 dollar Martin the other day at our local Guitar Center.
Crovenity 2 months ago