Knocked Up - Where do Babies Come From?

[HannahMacMaster]

She's so smart :')

[TheDeathkitty123]

LOL! 

[thatoneguyjavi]

Thats exactly right!

[hanbanlilly]

this is so funny everyone keeps saying she just came up with it she is in acter you guys she reads the script its not hard

[vicjustice1fan]

0:14 keep replaying it!!

[kaldz1000]

The kids are actually Leslie manns daughters and their father is the director lol

[natsings42]

not only one of the best parts of the movie, but also the best explanations for babies that i've ever heard

[reis5189]

im watchin knocked up now :D



[mysterymask123]

then your butt falls off then you hold your butt then you find a little baby xD

[AngelFallenXx]

...

[DunMiffsys0513]

I think that little girl just made that up as she went along haha!

[skeetereze]

LOL!!! Kids do say things like this, so it's funny!

[jeffaroche]

hahaha i cant stop watching this

[MorganMcLovin]

hahahaahaha omg so funny

[NotCarsonDaily]

@siddique20 Sounds legit.



[mehrnoushrm]

hilarious

[NitriousssOxide]

This is the funniest scene ever, I swear

[BadgerCheese94]

Love the blonde girls face at the end.

[LovelyKira22]

00:11 The Babies Face Ctfu

[sweetmurder999]

i thought the same thing... o_0

[erikajordan89]

hahaha her little sisters face is priceless.

[Bessie12347]

Her little sister is like O_O

[partygirl209]

that's...interesting!!

[SHiANxGLAMxKiLLS]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO I JUST WATCHED THIS ON TV AND THEN I CRACKED UP SO FREAKIN' HARD , OHMYLAWDD LMFAOO0OOOo0o0o0oo0o0

[hiddengirl96]

And ur butt falls off. And u have to grab it and put it back on and dig! That and the girls look made my day!

[weallshineon704]

awww the little curly haired girl is so cute

[iTrollThis]

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UL

[Agent1W]

Doesn't the stork just drop in a swaddled baby on the couple's stoop? I didn't think it was *this* graphically violent.

[Oiltuber]

That's exactly right!

[ChiefPO10490]

0:11 ... That little girls look is what made this funny.

[VPNP15]

its funny because its true lol

[KiittyNuggetking]

HAHAHAH

[dll0990]

no It's not!

[bogusmaan]

what's funny is that those 2 girls are sisters and Leslie Mann is their real mother. And their dad (Judd Apatow) produced the movie. They're both good actors if you watch the movie, its actually impressive

[xxTheCatsMeow]

I laughed so hard at this part

[iSkate7104]

that's exactly right! LOL

[galten123]

Pfff... giving birth doesn't even cause pain

[TriggerzCoD4]

That sounds like it hurts alot!

[TheRedCoke]

Babies actually.... fuck you your mothers a whore!

[Toutostar]

i had to laugh so hard when i saw this

[soberek]

One word - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

[iAaronEFG]

0:11 lmao

[nolifewoutdeath]

I always kinda thought (w/out any validation) they were Leslie Mann's kids. The same kids were in "Funny People" as Leslie's character's daughters....

[immyspry]

this is the best bit in the film!

[111222333444R]

Ugghh... I was eating...

[jcrew63]

my dad said the doctor took me out of his balls so therefore im not my mothers child

[MistahDoobie420]

lol im too high for this.

[MsCrazyG123]

That's messed up lol

[ichigoxmarura15]

"That's exactly right."

[DM1387]

0:11 lol

[joelypisreallysurfy]

Haha the curly haired kid

[mhikeybalatbat]

leslie mann is gorgeous



[EvanescentWoodNymph]

Lol- this part wasn't scripted.

>.> The guy who plays Allison's brother-in-law played Nick in the Great Gatsby, and it's just so weird watching the guy with the chairs and 'shrooms in Vegas also being the guy who.. I don't know. Is basically a boring rich guy. xD

[phille22]

hahaha. and you find a little baby, haha, she's so buying this

[OXOX6]

SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[MissGringee]

why do you have to dig in your butt?

[jessisstillin22]

Your butt falls off is the best part.

[DaRkNess1400]

That exactly right.

[bedofskeletons]

"That's exactly right." LOL

[scryerofold]

That's the worst story of beastiality and sodomy I ever heard!

[Shallthechao1]

what?

[filipinopridex44]

maybe u would find it??

o.O

[kinstler13]

Her little sister is so cute

[MnMS1904]

thats the most disturbing thing ive ever heard.

[siddique20]

@MnMS1904 No, this is the most sickening thing you ever heard, this is how babies really appear: The mum has the largest cunt and everytime everynigh you open it up and suck the period out and lick her small arsehole while little fucking screaming bleeding baby lesbian prostitutes come out of her mouth while shagging each other in a gangbang and wanking their hairy minges & u inserted ur wet tongue deep a fucking hairy slimy pussyhole and you put a knife into your ass while the baby comes out

[MnMS1904]

@siddique20 nahh, this is worst

[siddique20]

@MnMS1904 horny prostitutes climaxed into your mouth while pussy juice squirts out of their hard erected nipples and you scream out an orgasm that leads to baby sluts fucking each other in a three some and you dried out your slippery greasy fanny and you put your horny fingers in and out of your wet arsehole while big boobed pussylicking hideous tit-fucking bleeding anussed sexy junges and pimps explode out of your crazy vagina while they fuck each other and rape you while you piss on yourself..

[iSkate7104]

@siddique20 LOL WTF!

[siddique20]

@iSkate7104 so hard that your whole body stinks of period pussy juice and cannabis mixed together and you had a sexy poonanny which splits open and green clitoris syrup pours out of it and ejects into the mum's inside out bumcrack while she pops her moist quim and vibrates her juggling tits that fill up with saliva and burst and tiny pornographic dyke call-girls pop out of the mothers nose and they suck her out andfuck her gigantic pussyflaps which unwrap and the contents go in the hookers mouth

[darkevilandcoolray]

@siddique20 i have the strangest boner

[hotKnife612]

@siddique20

u should b a porn directer or somethin

[siddique20]

@hotKnife612 oh dear... what have i done? I'm only 15 and i made that up when i was 12

[RAYSONIC511]

@siddique20 THTS FUCKIN GROSS DUDE I LOST MY APPATITE ASS *BLEAH*

[CLC407]

I think those are her daughters in real life.

[scorzi]

@CLC407 Yeah, they're Judd Apatow's and the woman in yellow (can't remember her real name.)

[abcdefgeorgie]

@CLC407 yeah they are!

[edinscot56789]

@CLC407 They are, her and Judd Apatow's daughers (the director). She (Maude) just made all this up on the spot, but Judd thought his daughter's explanation was so funny he just left it in!

[Vinny778]

Nah dumbshit smelly fucker.

[smelly582]

WRONG and the parents know that

[cariadie1]

i love how she goes "that's exactly right."

[benrgardiner]

hahahahahahahahahahaha, i wish i had some horrific way of describing where babies came from when i was a kid

[Hootshot112]

@benrgardiner hahah! me too! at that age, I knew pretty much how it's done. No very complicated.

[butterknucklez]

lol @ seth rogens nod at the end

[MCmileycyrusfan73]

They were sayin that because they were trying to make the movie funny god its a movie asses

[TheTDIKatie]

What kind of 16 and pregnat has she been watching

[kategrimes09]

The youngest girl's reaction makes this video<3333

[AimeeBekkaNeate]

thats exactly right...... LMAO

[zarpelu]

0:11 XDDD, that face 

[jcrew63]

joke the fuck out

[jab7805]

HOLY SHIT! my wife is gonna have a shit when she finds out about this... -.- jk lolz

[KCspiral]

Kohakukanji yeh Thts wat I think is best

[prankpranktimephone]

and then your but falls off...

[yasminesaqer]

Greatest answer I've ever heard.

[CloverThatChick]

Lmao! XD

[bigbengamer]

All this time I've been putting my penis in her ass, little did I know I was supposed to use a shovel.

[DaRkNess1400]

lol

[MsSarahhBabee]

Thats brilliant hahahaha

[weirdo101yay]

This made me laugh so hard

[Patar12]

The blonde girl looks EXACTLY like this kid I know. The resemblence is actually almost kinda creepy.

[IPlayInBeastMode]

@Patar12 She really hasn't had the time to develop into a distinct individual, bud.

[Patar12]

You don't still look like everyone else at that age, she's like 4 years old, not 4 months.

[IPlayInBeastMode]

@Patar12 There's no way that blonde baby is 4 years old. Even if she was, there's not really THAT much of a difference between underdeveloped children's appearance or at least not enough of a difference for it to be meaningful when you see two kids that look exactly alike.

[NoeBernardin]

Hahahahha I love that scene!!!!! Hilarious! LOL

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

Why why WHY did Judd & Leslie name her "Maude!?" You can't even turn it into a decent nickname. Poor girl.

[MaRcEaLe]

Ok, I wouldn't say exactly right but she's got a point xD in fact there's blood everywhere and our butt falls off lol.

[sgtdonut113]

LMFAO

[tinmanism]

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!

[hermanoguzman]

they should just tell her, cuz thats a messed up way of looking at it.

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

I think that is the time to actually tell your kids where babies ACTUALLY come from...

Good thing she's just an actress...

[chrissline77]

Babies come from your mothers wet, gussy pussy.

[ChannelTheHumor]

@chrissline77

Is that what your mom told you? Jesus, that's creepy.

[XxHunter04xX]

my god.... she talks like boxxy...

[guitarbro11]

paul rudds little approving smirk at like 13 seconds gets me everytime haha

[Theblackbarbie698]

i bet she knows what it is in real life shes 12!

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

@Theblackbarbie698

She was 9, actually.

[Theblackbarbie698]

@NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV i know but i said she IS 12 wich means she knows now :)

[TheSparkleyVampire]

this little girl is gonna make it big

[comicfan1985]

wow, what is up with that death stare from the little girl at :10? lol.

[Br3ana2008]

oh my gosh

its like she was playing my sister in this movie

[Joecbg100]

Cute.

[hansen451]

hahahaha

[AMAZINRIGHT]

ahaha i love this movie.

"and your butt falls off" ahaha

[squelsh08]

so thats how i was born .....man i was far away from finding out :L epic movie :)

[cheesesquares11]

THATS EXACTLY RIGHT... O_o.....LMFAOOOO

[ruizsusanita]

Great answer for Marco's curious mind :)

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

"...and then your butt falls off and you have to dig, and you find the little baby." "That's exactly right." LMAO love this scene. The little baby's face is so great also.

[rosek102]

I love the little girl's face at 0:12. That child looks EXACTLY like her real-life mom, Leslie Mann! It's cool that Leslie got her real daughters to be in the movie.

[inglewood826]

lol... wow, im like 16 and i never knew that.

Hm, i guess i had it all wrong. lmao. :DD

[TheIchigokurosaki123]

pussy

[DBrazilianBeauty]

Lol my husband says this little girl in blue looks like me hahaha

[luvs2liv]

Well I learned sumthing new today(;

[lesleyGW]

lol i love that movie

[ericoso1]

i love this movie!!!!!!! my favorite ever

[marioluigi344]

Silly girl,everyone knows they come from alchohol!

[Mfresh43]

0:01 the younger kids expression is priceless

[cazia9]

maude's gonna be in the family business, guarenteed

[rgonzalezx]

LOL

[mjbab73]

Those are Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann's real kids...They played her kids in "Funny People" as well.

[KJSPianoGoddess]

The little girl was so cute. That look on her face lol.

[NOMNOMNOMingAllDay]

thumbs up if you watched the movie on EnchantedPictures channel :P

[SuperMrGeneral]

lol..this is the most fucked up explanation of birth i've ever heard...

Gahd she was really misled...funny tho

[mryjn420090]

I dont get it Im a 38 year old male and I have masturbated everyday for 20 years and I still cant get pregnant

[Qualtis]

@mryjn420090 DAMNNNN u gots a messed up life man!!

[shootthekitty]

That's exactly right. Lmao, that's not what I learned in health

[xnsxblade]

shit. i must of been doin' it wrong.

[korij1998]

@xnsxblade omg lol

[EreinionEluchil]

@xnsxblade I hope you aren't doing it all. If you ever attempt to have kids, I hope someone calls the police.

[xnsxblade]

@EreinionEluchil erm... why? it's just a joke? theres not even anything wrong with the joke so chill out... please?

[Ak47x360]

@EreinionEluchil yeah chill out you dicklock

[EreinionEluchil]

@Ak47x360 I know, you like dick. Go watch more gay work out videos, you closet queen.

[Ak47x360]

@EreinionEluchil like i said, chill out dicklock.

[EreinionEluchil]

@Ak47x360 I don't know what fantasy you have in which a "dicklock", whatever that means, is necessary, but I hope you get jailed for it.

[Ak47x360]

@EreinionEluchil what is it with u and jail? im just telling u that u need to chill out and take a joke. don't respond to me anymore because u are fucking weird man

[EreinionEluchil]

@Ak47x360 Wipe the jizz from your lips and go to bed. You and your ass's "dicklocking" have had a hard day.

[Ak47x360]

@EreinionEluchil shuuut the fuck up weirdo

[shordy311]

watching this stoned i waaas like WTF! ahaa

and where jodie was talking about her being pregnant LOL

[ilovemarc90]

wow that is their mom?? i was thinking that when i first saw this movie and someone told me it wasnt. and i was like they look just like her though xD LOL. the little girl is adorable though. "i love breakfast!"

[HipHopJun]

When I was little, I used to think women just pooped out babies.

[jimbodem1992]

the mom of those kids is hot. loved the movie

[TwilightStarSarah]

The Babies Face Is Hilarious/ Cute <3

[cowgurlemma]

these are Judd Apatows kids...hes married to leslie mann...they are so stinkin cute...notice how comfortable they r with her in the movie its b/c thats their mom:)

[LilSayo]

Now I dont wanna have a baby

[ilovemarc90]

@LilSayo lol. yeah she got really dramatic with it lmao.

[lsmanure]

...this movie was made after 2000.If this little girl was 3 years old and said something that stupid..it would be cute.,but she`s not,and it ain`t....it`s only a movie....a dumbed down one of course.

[xXsf49ersXx]

@lsmanure It's too bad you can't appreaciate the funniness in Apatow movie's

That's how you know that you have no sense of humor.

Apatow is maybe one the brilliant comedic minds right now in film

[littlefurballs]

@xXsf49ersXx That's right!! He is such an amazing filmaker...and had two of the greatest (but short lived unfortunately) TV shows too. Underneath all the dirty jokes, there is a piece of work that is really sweet and that practically everyone can relate to. This is comedy that I love....he is brilliant

[petababyy808]

that was just freekin adorable, lol.