You Call That a Knife? THIS is a Knife!

[CameroonLoser]

WOMAN used PULL OUT KNIFE!

It's not very effective...

WOMAN, come back!

Go, MAN!

MAN used PULL OUT KNIFE!

It's super effective!

Wild ROBBER used TELEPORT!

Wild ROBBER fled from battle!

[chadzorz]

@CameroonLoser stupid fuck used "try to look cool on you-tube" its was not effective and made him look like a dumb ass

[TheGagededor]

chop his dam hand off



[Soundgarden8497]

embarrassing lol

[Hbue84]

HAHA



[KuvHlubBoAKwon1]

true knife! haha xD

[nashrul17]

"here I'll show you the true knife!!! "

[DEMONIOIN666]

hahahahahaha coward

[Browsin4Vids]

WHAT! You run away when a MAN'S got the knife! But when I'VE got it, noooo it's just some fat chick who couldn't slice a loaf of bread! The rudeness of some people!

[omarello89]

FANTASTIC!!

[Madt001]

1:16 at that point when he had his hand on the register she should have fucking cut his hand clean off. I know I would have. Thieving scummy cunt.

[TheCschutterun]

So what she had a machette...... she was still a woman with no knowledge or guts to use it.

[EssentialDiction]

At first I was like "That middle-aged clean-cut white guy is about to pull out a machete from behind him??"... That would have completely blown away my stereotypes. I'm glad I don't have to rethink my prejudices now.

[geovanndiz]

I hav $59785.6634.4326789

I'm rich bitch

[huehnihuehni]

fucking sword-shop?



[infoburp]

1:16 computer hacking fail

[GodJa420]

what...no sword fight??

[ChegzGT1EB]

The way he runs as soon as the guy get's hold of the machete. Pussy

[JGAN96]

imagine if he accidentally cut off his d!ck when he pulled the machete out... then again, thats only if he has one :P

[sixcatsplusone]

WHOHOO! I GOT 50 Cents!

[SheffParkourMovement]

the guy grabs the machete of her and is like "fuck that bitch stealin, ive gotta cut him for sure" haha

[obi122]

always remeber when u robe a store wait ur turn dot cut in line lol

[infoburp]

@obi122 Remeber? Robe? Dot?

[obi122]

@infoburp suck my dick

[infoburp]

i'd have to find it first ^_^

[NYtomb]

respect due

[Nitrozzy7]

-Machete was here

[DaDamuse]

@sloane1645 lol

[MrJonoloco]

1:15 i woulda chopoed his hand off!

[RedGunist]

omg here i am in this part of youtube again from mw3 to this really...

[Asianstargirl]

STUPID WOMEN she has a freaking machete but she cannot walk up to him and cut his balls off

[childofconvenant]

so it was a white guy, if it was a black man everybody would have been here typing some racits blacks need to leave america garbage, so white people in America rob to, oh i didn't know that

[istinaipravda1]

@childofconvenant you black cock why do you insult fine young white boys

[whitechris6166]

@istinaipravda1 hahahaha don't insult the superior race

[covermethis1]

love the way he waits in the q first

[aplayaz2000]

that's not a knife, that's a sword of 1000 truths

[DracoAzule]

Her penis is bigger.

[DJSexLeopard]

You call that a noyfe. This is a noyfe.

[sloane1645]

women with knife = ah fuck it i can still get the money. Asian man with knife = fuckin leg ittt!!!

[Justechnique1]

this been the third robbing video i had check see if my headphones were working

[Myuran29]

the latina at 0"59 is hot

[Timmy91306]

Robber: Gimme the money

Cashier: Ok ok ok go get it

Robber: * stuffs Money in pocket and leaves *

Cashier: But I got news for you... I got Jasons sword...

Robber: No you dont!

Cashier: *takes out sword*

Robber: O_O... Heres $10 dollars back

Cashier: -_-

[simplyamess]

I would've cut that motherfucker! haha Just started hacking away!

[Zackechan]

why doesnt she do something



[AbuBishir]

they both have the same size knife

[semerkhetTER]

I would have chopped the cunts head off

[GusterMan65]

... i have one too

[neothedarc]

man if i was the clerk i wouldnt just stand there while he reached for the money. he would have lost a few fingers or part of his hand

[Aenonar]

"uhh... what "You Call That a Knife? THIS is a Knife!" moment? He already has the big knife... Omfg! :o

[CherryBlossomGirl999]

Stupid.

[saxmastergq]

@ 1:14 I kept yelling "CUT HIS ARM OFF!"

[grandissimo18]

it s a machete

[SoraKasumiKiyoshi]

LOLLOL.

[sciencemunk]

FAIL

[Prarrie1dog1boy]

Oh its just a woman with a sword i cna do anything... oh FUCK A DUDE

[implodingrat]

That was pointless... if you gunna risk your life and pull a weapon on a robber at least use it. :/

[pbberryhill]

Why do robbest wait in line?

[imFatSmilEy]

@pbberryhill so there is more money in the till and less witness's.

[pbberryhill]

@imFatSmilEy Ah

[Quartrez]

Oh, USA, how I love you...

[Brown34zj]

Shulda cut off his hand

[MrHafizovic]

-10$



[leedsfanalways]

Sword fight?!

[LostTorsoFound]

-That's a spoon...

-I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

[tito1rocks]

@LostTorsoFound Simpsons reference :b u a gonzo fan?

[NowSirius]

@LostTorsoFound There is no spoon...

[stivi739]

lol

[amar1989]

he stuck out his arm like bait!!! i think everyone was willing the lady to take a swing at the cunts arm!

[plasterdbastard]

I'd have taken that arm...

[Farkas4444]

0:58 Damn, Asian girl is so claim, like: "would you wait a minute please? I have to call an expert!"

[olivershurville]

she hardly repelled him..

[MrFraserFilms2009]

The way she pulls out the knife is just brilliant.

[dirtybunny987]

dam i thought some lord of the rings shit was about to happen

[jshnfrk1]

knife fooooo we mexican say hello to my machete!!!!!!!

[manian15]

the lady is like COME AT ME BRO!

[lemonade0123]

Wtf omgsh lol

[thebeaterz16]

HAHAHA

[QASSAQQAS]

If that was me i wud av ran at him and chopped his arm off whilst it was on the till

[ihasacarify]

fucken niggers........

[jman3267]

@ihasacarify

There's not even a single black person in this video...

Obvious troll is obvious

[thebeaterz16]

@ihasacarify fuckin racist white bitch (I'm white too so stfu)

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

lol ima be a store clerk and have a two handed sword under the counter :3

[stoykaks16]

stop having a boring knife,

stop having a boring life!

[muuse484]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk run nigga run 

[The01Show]

@muuse484 Congratualtions, your life has come to saying pathetic comments on the internet, your entire family must be so proud.

[Onbeantwoord]

@The01Show I'm also very proud, I got to comment a comment that comments a comment about being pathetic, very pathetic...

[Ouraniax3]

xD stupid fucker!



[ndmmaa]

Why is always young men and women? and why unmasked? No expert but thats just stupid

[PurifiedJr123]

Little kid walks in. Pulss a machete out of his transformers backpack.

[SAMSIZZLE123]

girl with machete makes things complicated. Guy with machete RUN!!!!!!

[BGH122]

Aw man, no samurai showdown? What the hell?!

[0017MARTI]

He ran when the man came the pussy

[210482fmj]

SHe would of been allowed to of shot him in the face in this situation and if the law tried to condem her for defending herself then stuff the law in situations when you are defending yourself.

[faultyservice]

@210482fmj

If he jumped the counter and escalated the confrontation. Then yes, she probably get away with pluggin his ass. Either way she's still spend months in court and hours being grilled in interview rooms over weapon legality and ownership.

[210482fmj]

@faultyservice I don't know maybe i am looking at this the wrong way but i find it very difficult to have any sympathy for somebody who threatens a person with a massiv blade and which ever way you look at that it is a massive threat to that persons life. THe kind of fear that is putting a person thruogh is very serious and can have life changing effects. We clearly cannot be soft on people like this and they don't deserve lenience. this is still very serious crime

[maheroho]

machete ... approves!

[210482fmj]

I bet this guy got shanked in jail. The only time use of violence is ever acceptable is in self defence. SOrry but i could never stand the thought of harming an innocent person. I only would ever kill in self defence when thretended. THat is the only time i am allowed to use deadly force

[dsquaredmlg]

@210482fmj okay you need to calm down

[210482fmj]

@dsquaredmlg I'm calm

[faultyservice]

@210482fmj

Lol, the guys got no money unless he's just robbed you.

It'd be in the dealers hand within 30 minutes.

Supermaxed? How much is that to house 100k-200k year?

Obviously he should get a stiff sentence of 4-8 years. erring on higher side for repeated violent offences. Don't release him until he's completed all the rehab to 100% satisfaction.

[toolworks]

That is such a random coincidence! They must have an arsenal of guns and knives and live by the motto "an eye for an eye".

[210482fmj]

now he's doing 25 years which is basically life

[dsquaredmlg]

@210482fmj seriously? that seems harsh

[210482fmj]

@dsquaredmlg NOt at all. He was intimidating and agrivating and threateningt somebody witha deadly weapon is attempted murder. Being soft isn't the way forward. He sure as hell won't be doing it again. The death penalty would be a better detterent. DOn't be soft. Texans have the right idea

[210482fmj]

@dsquaredmlg Why do you think that is harsh for sombody who was threatening to kill her. I personally feel the fact he was threatening to kill her he should get electrocuted

[210482fmj]

@dsquaredmlg GIve me one reason to keep this piece of shit alive and fed. Plenty of law obiding people could replace him. Why should law obiding people have to work the as prison officers and waste their lifes on scum like this. It would be better to dispose of him

[EmoBoiii93]

@210482fmj Because We're not fucking Nazi's Man.

[210482fmj]

@EmoBoiii93 NO but that guy obviously was. Again you are defending the scumbag

[210482fmj]

@dsquaredmlg Don't you think threatening to kill the women was a bit harsh. YOu should stop showing sympathy for the condemed

[etrulz]

Machete disapproves this video :p

[whiteliessboy]

u saw how much that guy paid for water?! now thats robbery!

[callmeshane303]

She is a bit gutless - she could have at least beheaded him.

[specops1991]

Lmao I love how he doesn't give a shit with her, but soon as the guy gets the machete he fucking takes off.

[PixelPigProductions]

@specops1991 The guy was a little more... Straight forward... charging at him and all

[Tenshiiryu]

This footage is better than the movie Machete.

[MrGreatLakesBuffalo]

I would have chopped his fucking hand off and fed it to him in the gimp suit. ha

[callmeshane303]

@MrGreatLakesBuffalo

Ahhh the Gimp Suit! Crotchless or Butt Plugged?

[TheBIGMIG1713]

@nag18 I agree

[boxingBG]

Pirates of the Carribean :D

[TCWNN]

Awk. I wanted her to chop his arm off...

[memino02]

@TCWNN Damn it this video sucks! I would have waited for him to get into position and sliced his arm off.

[TCWNN]

@memino02 Chop it off and beat him round the head with it, lol

[MissionScratch59]

@TCWNN I was thinking wait for it.... wait for it..... but nope... dang it..

[nag18]

Knife?. Thats a fucking sword

[a100nick]

i would have killed him i cant wait intil i get the opertunaty to kill some 1 in selfdedfence id make him suffer

[dazedgal]

she could've hacked his hand ya know

[88gazzman]

They had a bigger knife but they didn't stop the robbery did they?

[stoopifyd]

@88gazzman uh, yeah they did...

[88gazzman]

@stoopifyd Oh yeah they did. I can't of watched it properly.

[TheTRUTHx1000]

Fuck leaving the fingerprints, she had a golden opportunity for him to leave his hand. LITERALLY!!!

[mrmightynick4646]

AHAHAHAH thats a fucken faat knife

[Solid91us]

Go chop his hand ff now. ,,,,,,,,,,AWWWWW come on

[74KU]

Also this vid is fake.. the perp is white not black..

[BiothDaSloth]

@74KU hahaha Well said, good sir!

[pissdrunk399]

I could kick that guys ass

[sergheiadrian]

She should've just cut his hand off when he was messing with the register.

[nofgood4live]

in my country that chashier whout be arrested for that machette,after she got robbed,.

holland LOL

[74KU]

@nofgood4live Amen, Australia.

[nofgood4live]

@74KU at least u got steve lee,.

we only got our cell phones

[TheTvirus21]

thats a sword people

[MrStone125]

@TheTvirus21

The fuck? That's not a sword :I

[RogersRangeUH]

canada.... the closest thing you can get to a firearm

[legionthantos]

@RogersRangeUH Except, y'know, this was in Florida.

[DLoC312]

i know this dudeee lmao he crazy as fuckkkk thats funny as shit im laughing my ass off

[Fresh2death490]

the lady wasn't even gonna do anything with the knife. lol

[Urhoboman5]

"There can be only one"

[Batman8850]

It's always the man that gets the job done no robber will take a women serious with a blade lol

[easyway2001]

Where are the racist comments from you cowards?

[pepster77]

I likes the part whens the super hot chick comes over and shows hers ass. Nice.

[mekodamier]

BooBS-------------------->

[tukedmj]

its funny when the robber got scared when the man grabbed the machete

[bluefishtattoos]

0:56 DAT ASS



[Gritzaable]

@bluefishtattoos yah ikr?!?!?! that fat women ass DAMNNNN

[zackattack1384]

while he was reaching for the register, i would have been getting busy chopping off his fuckin arm!

[grtwhtbnr]

and she went right back to work. its a tuesday

[Patrickthedutch]

you had to cut of his frigging hand, bastard wont steal anymore

[image219]

she shoulda chopped his arm

[jarod445]

is this like in the middle of madagascar? why the hell does everyone have a machete?

[0808bruce]

@jarod445 because they r scary and they work really well

[Mario78718]

@jarod445 In Texas, everyone has a gun.

In Florida, everyone has a machete.

[MichaelKEsau]

@jarod445 There cuban

[dapunisher1000]

heeeeeeee lol lol lol lol dumb ass!!!! should have cut his balls off.

[thebeastwhiteboy19]

she should of attacked him he deserved it

[theJHRproductions1]

what a noob

[xxBlackpspxx]

i dont get it

[wowcaldinex]

instead of a silent alarm button on the bottom of the counter, there should be a shotgun aimed towards the other side, (wall in front of it would be of a material, thin enough for a shotgun through)

[Gibzen]

@wowcaldinex the shot gun shell is a big ball of metal before it spreads. so it won't have any troble getting though a wall like that.

[wowcaldinex]

@Gibzen oh ok lol, i wasnt sure what the penetration of the would be

[DarkLycanthrope]

How many stores would carry a machete to substitute for a bat, shotgun, 50. Magnum( or other hand guns)?

[mitchmorganmusic]

ida lobbed his hand off when he reached for the till

[emopanda87]

@supertruth77 arnt you cool.

[KKMoore90]

haha crocodile dundee like moment

[HoodieNinjaMe101]

fucking nigger wannabe bitch...I'd whip his ass and then kill him