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[earthmother]

pssssst, yer nipples be showing

[sugarandlance]

go on, touch em. ;p

[earthmother]

you little vixen, you.....sounds like you need a spankin'

thanks for the early am laff

:O)

[Tinypuppies2]

just watching again getting my laugh on :)

[sugarandlance]

Silly gurl. :)

[SerenityFair]

I see Nipples!

[sugarandlance]

Where!?!

[479Lucy]

man, you showed up at my door on my birthday to say HB, Im getting the shotgun on your ass. I hate celebrating the fact that Im getting old! Thats nothing to celebrate!

And dont make fun of ladies with no teeth. At least she has dentures!

[sugarandlance]

Her son was supposed to show up on her birthday, but he never does, and never did this year either, so she was down. She appreciated it. And I didn't make fun of anyone with no teeth, who cares about that?

[jadewolfdl]

I wish I had a chocolate cake, I love chocolate cake.

[sugarandlance]

I'm not really a cake person, I like pie and peach cobbler much better. hayee!

[lemonette]

Bless her heart.

[sugarandlance]

I know right. :)

[kitkatxo]

I seen your boobies.

[sugarandlance]

Oh sorry. But they are darlin arn't they.

[kitkatxo]

No need to apologize. Yes they are quite a sight. ;) ha ha

[sugarandlance]

Thank you. :)

[kitkatxo]

I'm ging to watch my mouth before Leia kicks my arse. :(

[sugarandlance]

Oh, nice. :)

[kitkatxo]

Kitkatxo, tell us wtf 'ging' means?!!? I meant 'going'... *rolls eye's at herself... if possible?*

[sugarandlance]

hehe

[SlowWaters]

LOL who answers the door without their ..teeth?

[sugarandlance]

I know right! LOL

[KC1967]

nice chest. poor lady! she not like being filmed does she?

[sugarandlance]

Thanks! :) That lady is kinda sweet I guess. LOL I don't know, she didn't seem to mind after the post interview.

[leiab620]

Haayyyeee!! Great video baby! Happy birthday...psshh! I wish I had a chocolate cake...hint hint.

[sugarandlance]

I know, she was rude to me! I couldn't believe it! OMG

[djoncho]

is it your birthday leiab620 ???????? was that a hint ??

djoncho

[sugarandlance]

It's not her birthday, thrust me. I know that one! LOL

[lemonette]

I KNOW you didn't just say "THRUST" me....was that a Freudian slip??

[sugarandlance]

Sorry, my bad. LOL

[Sandguy99]

You are just down-right wicked!

[sugarandlance]

My bad. hehe

[RatedErr]

Ok.. so she was totally kicking you outta the house this time.. but.. i guess that's ok since you were trying to be all.. "Ooh.. Ooh.. where's the crack.. lady!?"

[sugarandlance]

LOL, NO. I wanted to tell her Happy Birthday. I didn't know it was her birthday. She was pushing me out!

[djoncho]

does you mom think she is a Crack Head? what dos she say?

Djoncho

[sugarandlance]

No, My mother tolerates her. I toughts he could have been one, I didn't know her.

[tootsie086]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[sugarandlance]

Is she in? :)

[tootsie086]

lol..

[icequeensmelted]

roll it...ROLL IT!...lol

[sugarandlance]

Damn cat don't listen worth shit!

[richochet41]

Justin you just caught her off guard the other day because this time she looked much better. I feel for that woman because I have days like that myself.

[sugarandlance]

Yeah, it was her birthday. And her house was very clean. her son was supposed to visit, but lied and never showed up. That is wrong. She is happy to be famous on youtube though. :)

[whitecrow255]

OMG that poor woman-Bad Justin! Is she mentally ill?

[sugarandlance]

Bad Justin? You have no idea do you? LOL Not to my knowledge, just not to bright.

[jadewolfdl]

What a freak!

[sugarandlance]

Leave my camera's new best friend alone Daniel!

[glenna667]

LMAO your to funny

[glenna667]

lol i have a question..why didn't she let you in the house??

[sugarandlance]

I was knocking over and over and she doesn't really know me and she is paranoid real bad. :P

[sugarandlance]

hehe, thank you! :)

[Jessyca423]

She looks just like I do in the morning, well most of the day actually :) :)

Hope you're okay love God Bless you both x x x x

[sugarandlance]

I know that is a lie. God is nice to you. :) Your beautiful. Now that I am not gay all the way, I would totally do you, I mean take you out for ice cream. :) And some 7up. There is still some in. ;p

[leesa1979]

I am back for seconds bwahahahaha this video is so funny. My fav part is when she says wish i had a chocolate cake i love chocolate cake OKAY! She looks like she is trying to abduct your mother.

[sugarandlance]

My poor mother has to put up with her bumming cigs and sugar and stuff for headaches all the time! She gets so mad at her!

[djoncho]

LOL i knew ths was going to be good you could not contain your smile before you went, what was with knocking like the rent man no wonder you did not get in, lol, we have to see this lady again Justin take he out for a burger or some thing and keep the canera rolling, fancy leaving your MUM in the room alone with her shame on you Justin,lol

COOL VIDEO you see your video are fantastic

djoncho

[sugarandlance]

Aww, thank you! I was smiling! I couldn't wait. LOL And my mom is so cool, she can stay in almost any video I make. LOL

[djoncho]

i would have to meet her again just to get an idea of what she is like,

""ROLL IT"" I lost my lunch when you shouted that, lol

[sugarandlance]

ROFL! Sorry about that. But my cat wasn't listening! I gave her one simple task!

[bluhevenly]

Oh my, when I saw your mom's neighbor it was like lookin' in a mirror. Sure was.

[sugarandlance]

What? Are you kidding me?

[bluhevenly]

Can't you tell by the tone of my typing?

[sugarandlance]

Oh, I can now. :)

[kayyouman]

heyyyy 5*:D

[sugarandlance]

Thank you darlin. :)

[Blizzeekitty]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

She must have just been having one of those crackhead days.

[sugarandlance]

Yeah, today was a better day, even though I wasn't an invited guest. LOL

[Blizzeekitty]

LOL, I saw that, she wasn't letting you in at all!

[sugarandlance]

I am not sure why! Everyone lets me in! LOL

[Jinxie228]

She had her hair all done up.... ya should have gave her some fried green maters. lol

[sugarandlance]

I was so stingy with those! My mother barely had like 2 of them. ;p

[Tinypuppies2]

never had fried green tomatoes,justin your wicked but l love it lol

[sugarandlance]

You should try them! So So good!

[leiab620]

They're gross, trust me! If you're going to eat a zillion calories don't waste them on a stinking tomato! :)

[sugarandlance]

Fried green tomatoes!

[AnnyaMoon]

Oh cool =) More of moms neighbor, heyyy! No cake well see ya. Next time bring some lortabs. Guarenteed entry.

[sugarandlance]

That was an evil thing to say Annya! LOL But probably true. ;p

[AnnyaMoon]

You know what, it was wasnt it. Well, Im sure shes a very nice lady. ^.^ I got green tomatoes I think Ill make some later. Good stuff those! Thier an aquired taste.

[sugarandlance]

I love FGT!!!! YUMMY!!

[CountryComesToTown]

Justin you could have gotten inside with a plate of those fried green tomatoes and fried chicken. LOL Hell I'll let ya in if you have fried food! LOL

[sugarandlance]

Hell no! Those we're mine man! LOL I love thse. My mom makes the best fried stuff! :)

[bluhevenly]

Um.. I'm just a yank from the north. How do you make fried green tomatoes? (and please don't laugh at me)

[sugarandlance]

slice them, dip slices in mixed eggs, dip in flour, put in frying pan with salt and pepper until brown. ;p

[bluhevenly]

That sounds kinda good. hmmm...

[shawnychuu]

Mmmm..fried stuff..*drools*

[shawnychuu]

I smell a spin-off!! We'll call it "Heeeeey! It's Elaine!" and you can randomly knock on her door and film her. Happy Birthday Elaine! *shoves cake in her face*

[sugarandlance]

That poor poor wman! You're bad!

[shawnychuu]

What?!I love cake shoved in my face! (Why do I feel I left myself open for something on that one?) Oh! Wait! I know why! Cake is simillar to another word! But I'm too much of a gentleman to say it publicly..sober..*flees*

[sugarandlance]

I don't get it.

[leiab620]

You ain't right. I'm at work and ain't even supposed to be on here and you got me crying over here! Damn it! If I get fired you're sending support damn it!

[sugarandlance]

Why are you crying?

[bluhevenly]

Oh girl, be careful. Some workplaces track what websites you have been to.

[leiab620]

I know, but I have it to wear a little icon pops up when they screen capture. I don't care if they know what website because we're allowed online during certain hours. Good lookin out ;)

[shawnychuu]

Think about it..cake...c*ck. See? lol

[bluhevenly]

I LOVE cock. Here I thought I was the only one. Small world, huh? heeheheheh :P

[sugarandlance]

It's okay. LOL

[shawnychuu]

Haha! You know what they say "Small world, big cocks!" well actually..no body says that but me..but still!

[sugarandlance]

I was about to say! LOL

[ceekaysee]

Man! She did not want your butt putting her on YouTube did she? lol I feel bad for her. Now I'm all depressed. Nobody should be so lonely for their birthday. :o(

And when you say "neighbor" you ain't kidding! She's like right there!

[sugarandlance]

She don't mind, her hair was combed today. LOL It was sad about her birthday and her son wouldn't come see her.

[leesa1979]

she sure as shit didn't want you in her house. Once your mom went through the door she was closing that bad boy when she found out you didn't have any chocolate cake. Heyyyyyyyeee!!

[sugarandlance]

Hell yeah she was! I was like, damn! I have to back up! ROFL!

[TasteLikePoison]

Hahaha I LOVED it when you yelled "ROLL IT!!" xD! ..."Heyyyy!" =P!

[sugarandlance]

Sorry, but the help wasn't listening! Damnit!

[foititis]

haha.. i want a door ogre at my house.

[sugarandlance]

I was wondering what in the hell that was. LOL

[Garrison628]

Lol.. She really did look like a crack-head.

[sugarandlance]

I know, got me all nervous. LOL

[silverscreamgrl]

Heeeeey! Bless her heart, I think it was her evil twin that came to the door the other day. I laughed throughout this video. ROLL IT!!!

[sugarandlance]

ROFL! I knew you would find the appreciate in it. :P

[CreativeChaos]

Don't blame the cat for your difficulties. Happy Birthday! And there are 9 Heys.

[sugarandlance]

LOL! 9 huh, wow. :P

[oshutterup]

aww tell her happy birthday!

[sugarandlance]

I did silly. :)

[Bostorican1969]

"a fried chicken thigh"LMAO,,,,That comment was too funny!!lol,,Elaine,,,Happy B-day to her! U are such a great friend?.. :o)

[sugarandlance]

friend? Why the ? on it buddy! You just called to see if I was under that bridge that fell you ass, and now you say friend? LOL!!! NO CHICKEN FOR YOU! "Hayyee"

[mumbaidoug]

Bless Elaine's heart. So, did you take her some cake or what...or at least a fried chicken thigh or something?

[sugarandlance]

Bless her heart! LOL No, that was the last I saw of her. I walked away from the situation. "Hayyee"

[dancingwithabroom]

Coming to the door and answering the door, Elaine looks like two different women. I hope she got some chocolate cake and had a happy birthday. 5 Hey's

[sugarandlance]

Me 2! :) She seems cool while she pushed me out of the door frame. LOL