Golf Cart Plows Into Coach/Reporters at Cowboy Stadium!!!!

[thecowboygirl09]

wow, that was totally jacked.

[tomharding]

This is totally something I'd do on GTA.

[shottogan]

epic lolz

[SuperStrik9]

The gif that came out of this clip is pure lulzy goodness.

[1StopSOPA1]

I was here when Dekany vs Steele played and it was so weird seeing that in ur own eyes i was so close to getting it on film but i was talking to someone

[xboxbros360]

why would that guy jump out

[isavedlatin86]

Foos Ro Dah!!!

[tank1538]

The machines are taking over

[DisturbedForever92]

Guy in blue: Mama told me not to try and be a hero! *bails*

[XzIsTMeSSiaH]

The good news is the Cowboys just signed the cart to a 5 year 1 million$ Deal.

[660magnum]

Why did that guy bail out

[BeatMkrMuzik]

Someone positioned the "pylons" to push on the gas pedal. 

[endwarful]

likee aaaaa boossssss

[THEWONDERFULMEXICAN5]

i used to steer golf carts but then >>------{knee}------>arrrow to the knee

[MayweatherTop1]

LMAO 8 SECONDS GUY RANDOMLY FALLS

[monamar09]

Im sorry but i found this funny lol.. Especially the guy who dove out the cart.. Like he was in a high speed chase or smmn LMAO

[Electruhfyyy]

PISS OUT MY ASS

[Electruhfyyy]

HOLY FUCKING  SHIT

[Electruhfyyy]

this is so fucking funny!!!!!

[Robmeisterflex]

I lol'd

[dayvidob]

american football is shit

[brad96100]

0.08 what a failure of a fall



[inthegame84]

What do you get when you crosss Grand Theft with Madden??

.......this right here.

[CJGAdamson]

this is my favourite video!!!!!!!

[AnalEvisceration88]

Hahaha its bizarre alright.

[FANOFWAR34]

0:06***

[FANOFWAR34]

0:08 Fail

[onepullnfool]

The cart was sent from down field intentionally..  Notice how the blocks were set on the throttle peddle.

[DyslexicIm1]

I like how the guy was just laying there steering the cart....don't worry don't try and stop it or anything......just save your self and jump the fuck out.

[TrippenWaldo]

my fav thing some one said about this is "i used to be a football cameraman then i took a cart to the knee"

[babymagggiee]

WTF

[MrSoupman021]

thumbs up if RWJ sent you

[BetterThanAlcohol420]

anyone else notice the guy at 0:08 that tripped trying to get it? haha

[ChromaticMan88]

This isn't nearly half as funny as 'The Dog Riding Monkey' at the Denver halftime show.

[farronx]

@ChromaticMan88

White folk & dogs. Gimme a break.

You'll step over a human in need just to lick a dog in the mouth.

Filthy creatures (the dogs are nasty too). 2 word... MICHEAL VICK.

1love

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[blair170]

hilarious

[callofputy]

strike? lol

[JumpXVI]

Chris Berman: Low punt, should be returnable...he's got daylight up the middle, now gonna be stopped around midfie—WHAT?! BREAKS THE TACKLES...RUMBLIN BUMBLIN STUMBLIN, CAN'T BRING HIM DOWN...HEEEE'S AT THE 40...THE 35...ONLY THE PUNTER at 0:08 TO BEAT, PUNTER TRIPS OVER THE 32-YARD LINE (WHAT!!)...HE COULD...GO...ALL...THE...W—ohh­hh and Tommy...he's finally caught from behind here by the defender, FROM?

Tom Jackson: DEKANEY!

Berman: It's like he ran out of gas there at the end there, Tommy...

[cammybammy]

It was a ghost. Back in 2007 the coach released one of the best players

named Jay Kalil. He was lost at sea in a boating accident. I think hes back

[MRB2580]

I was a ref once, till i took a golf cart to the knee.

[123Oreoz4u]

LMAO THE SHOE!!! XD

[MattGrits]

Haha look how the guy was tryin to steer the wheel...then he just rolls off lmfao!

[tist006]

LOL. I Love the john McClain action roll

[happyturtle18]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[bohne1978]

Rise of the machines

[coolerthanmosts]

@bohne1978 how could you say that



[metallic480]

Afterwards it looks like a grenade went off

[jeffernater]

OH MY!

[Causalspark]

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[Skitzo8051]

Lmfao pussy guy that rolled out has a pony tail

[sleepzca]

LOL @ the dive 0:08

[the123403to215D]

This is what happens when I play GTA 4.

[madskrillz2]

Someone HAS to set the song "Ridin Dirty" to this

[chriscros13]

RC-XD Inbound

[yungttv]

Omg thats crazy!!!!!!!!

[67Zaka]

LOL!

[daupstart]

Redskins sabotage...

[swoggles100]

brilliant video!!



[TheSoccerKitten]

I can't help but laugh... I'm sorry for anyone who got injured though. I mean, why was no one driving it in the first place?

[TheSoccerKitten]

@TheSoccerKitten Not to mention the guy who could have stopped it but decided to do a barrel roll off the cart...

[Lakers24TV]

He's at the 50, 45 40, 35 30, 25 20, 15 and he is stopped at the 10 yard line LOL @ Colts announcers.

[fabiomoysesbm]

the man in blue drive like a boss!!

[raunchymuffins]

lmfao the cart just wanted to kidnap that guy

[stefanoisking]

how the hell did that happen

[xPROxKALAMITY]

lol i just talked to one of the coaches that got hit on the phone. he referred me here. << Directv CCR

[Strykaofftm]

Lmfao

[RanuuQ]

The video is extremely entertaining, but the comments and in particular this pretentious bravado. Please, like you guys are anything more than neckbeard basement dwellers.

[irie1tes]

Wow, what a poorly attended sporting event.

[MRKILLYOURSELF2]

RISE OF THE MACHINES !

[Lickey313]

I wouldn't want to b under that thing

[NMC2006]

Somebody call Emilio Estevez because there is some Maximum Overdrive going on.

[ShinoShaw]

The blue shirt guy's barrel roll out of the cart is easily the top 10 funniest thing I've seen this year.

[slaytheman]

@ShinoShaw

Agreed! I like how he tests the steering out a bit first and then is just like fuck it I am out.

[xx420guitarbro420xx]

lol the shoe @ 00:04

[zartagen]

Blue shirt guy could have saved the day, but he bailed. Wtf?

[somebodylikeyoulikem]

it's a really good Bowling

[TheRicster74]

The only thing missing from the video is an AC/DC Hell's Bells sound clip.

[YourePrettyGoood]

0:07 haha fat guy in white shirt fumbles. He runs for the cart and trips over his own feet hahaha Also, where is the whole video? At the begining some guy is messing with the cart and it takes off and he runs after it. I want to see what he did.

[ultimatepower65]

@YourePrettyGoood do u think this video is funny if so !!! i wasnt talking to you hahaha

[ultimatepower65]

@YourePrettyGoood exactly i totally agree

[resqfireman1]

The guy being tended to by the medics at :26 is totally thinking "just fake some neck and back injuries....cha-ching!!!!"

[schnausson]

the force was strong on that one...shoes were flying around lol

[stlcameron22]

0:09 dont worry about stopping the runaway cart, just barrel roll out of it!lol

[dawson92]

haha, the guy running towards the cart at 0.09 falls over. lol

[iwoozy1]

Lol!

[oddwolfMARC]

you've won this round decepticons....

[xxRAMMSTEINxFANxx]

xD

[tdsalmost8]

The golf cart flew when Happy Gilmore threw it over the waterfalls.

[kiidFREEZE]

Thats stupid who would do that...

[deloy4321]

Kinda being a dick but that cart tackled more than the cowboys defense..

[ShinoShaw]

@deloy4321 ROFL



[Ravens0316]

I love it. Funny as hell

[NeegZooZooNraug]

It was a dare

[HELLOGENTLEMEN]

NOT COOL. SOMEONE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT!!!

[AerGuitar]

facebook.com /pages/Cowboys-Stadium-Cart-Sl­aying /177622185668483

facebook page on the incident

[motherflange]

The book was better.

[drla02]

Some pranksters set this up. They used 2 orange endzone markers to hold the forward pedal down as seen just prior to the collision. Hope they find the perp/perps who did it.

[D3mO44]

This will evenually be on Tosh.O.

[MGirl2006]

"a bizarre ending..." LOL!

[JGonzalez241]

I love how it perfectly steered into the direction of the people

[luislovescod]

Ha its funny cuz footbal is for black people

[teloyquude]

People were HURT in this video- someone could have been killed. Kind of sick to put it up and have everyone gawk at it as if it was some kind of "entertainment". A football game is designed to have hits and/or violence on EVERY SINGLE PLAY, but apparently that's not enough for you blood thirsty savages now you need to watch motorized vehicles mowing people over to get your thrills. Shame on all of you- why don't you turn your precious computer off and READ A BOOK- violent idiots.

[WCGwkf]

@teloyquude because its a 10 mph piece of plastic that someone rigged to go by itself...

[teloyquude]

@WCGwkf Oh great. I was wondering how long it would take before the conspiracy nuts came crawling out of the woodwork. Well, at least crazies like you think a little bit more than the masses who just watch crap like this all day and drool on themselves.

[tienshenhan86]

@teloyquude Watch the hilarious remix version "they see me rollin" and tell me this isn't hilarious!

[ultimatepower65]

@teloyquude haaha omg chill out nobody was killed, ppl were more suprised than harm and u have to admit seeing a random cart start up on its own is kinda funny

[teloyquude]

@ultimatepower65 I don't have to admit ANYTHING you pompous delusional windbag. Maybe it was funny to you because you're a brain damaged retard but that doesn't mean you can force your juvenile sense of humor on me. So go fuck yourself asswipe.

[ultimatepower65]

@teloyquude btw juvenile doesnt mean really anything when u compare it to some ones thought process retard 

[teloyquude]

@ultimatepower65 It means you're immature. Do you understand? Your maturity level is that of a little kid, wrapped in the ugly body of a fat adult. In other words you suck at being alive faggit.

[YourePrettyGoood]

@teloyquude shut the hell up and go hug a tree, this shit is funny as hell and I laughed MY ASS OFF!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHH Look at all the shoes and shit go flying everywhere HAHAHAHAH

[teloyquude]

@YourePrettyGoood Make me bitch. When I want your opinion, I'll BEAT it out of you. Got that? Maybe this IS funny to you , but that's only because your a drooling, mouth breathing special ed waste of life. Oh , look at the special ed retard, spamming his own response with lot's of H's and A's. Way to go retard.

You can go away now.

[YourePrettyGoood]

@teloyquude youll beat my ass? pahaha dont make me laugh loser. You think some pacifist scum like you could beat a champ like me? Funny how you call everyone savages and then the first thing you do is try to act like some internet tough guy. Youre a fucking moron dude. Go suck your mommas tits.

[teloyquude]

@YourePrettyGoood No I won't beat your ASS, I hate to disapoint you you little cock muncher, but I WILL smash your fucking skull in if you're man enough to come at me. But therin lies your salvation, you are NOT man enough to step up to me and my 200 lbs of solid muscle and black belt. You are a little pussy who hides behind his computer screen slagging people off that probably live far away from him, and do you know what that is?  It's because you're a fucking coward. fuc U

[YourePrettyGoood]

@teloyquude wah cry more pussy, your black belt dont mean shit when I turn your own moves against you. But I bet you don't even know what fighting style i'm talking about because you're just an internet pussy and never been in a fight in your life, much less mastered a fighting style. Punk bitch, im in atlanta anytime youre ready to make me a tooth necklace.

[teloyquude]

@YourePrettyGoood Haha listen to the juvenile delinquent try to sound like a big man. Pfffft, the only thing you could turn against you is another guys cock in your ass. Lol. I eat goofs like you for lunch, you little fairy- understand that now.  It just may save your life. But if you're really stupid enough to ignore the advice I just gave you then by all means faggit tell me your address and I'll come over and teach you a lesson in manners- 1 that you'll never forget.

[YourePrettyGoood]

@teloyquude shows how smart you are. The fact is if you showed up at my house i'de put a bullet right between your eyes. Thats no bullshit. Thats the truth. You would be one stupid mother fucker to come to some random person's address. I can tell you are just a little immature kid or some shit that has no street smarts whatsoever so why don't you just shut your mouth and let the adults be.

[teloyquude]

@YourePrettyGoood Thanks, I know I'm smart, glad to see you're finally catching on. "i'de put a bullet right between your eyes" Hahha, retard, first it's I'd, not "i'de" lol, not even a first grader special ed kid could come up with such a pathetic attempt to spell a 2 letter word HHAHAH. It's especially funny when you're trying to show how cool you are in making a threat to me and making it sound convincing. With that kind of intelligence there is NO FUCKING WAY you would..

[teloyquude]

@YourePrettyGoood .. you would ever even be able to open the box of ammo, let alone operate a gun. ROFLMFAO. Anyway, where were we..... oh yea- at the point where i shoot you with a long range rifle guided with infra red vision through your fucking walls. But not a kill show, no that would be letting you off to easily. I just saw the movie "Law Abiding Citizen"- I'm thinking something along the lines of what he did to that guy would be in order for you. You still wanna..

[teloyquude]

@YourePrettyGoood ..you still wanna play? Then by all means lay that addy on me, and have fun trying to sleep for the next couple nights. Cocksucker.

[YourePrettyGoood]

@teloyquude You're boring me now, little kid. Go play with your dolls.

[ultimatepower65]

@teloyquude quti hiding behind the internet btw , first u call everybdy savages then u fantasize about smashing some guys head in wow ur a real idiot

[teloyquude]

@ultimatepower65 Who the fuck is hiding cocksucker? I'll say the same thing to you that I'll say to that other guy. Grow a sack and give me your addy, and I will gladly stop by and show you what's what. Until then you're just another prick who's enjoying the anonymity of the internet to beak off to people. Lol, fucking dildo.

[YourePrettyGoood]

@teloyquude And get a sense of humor or shut the fuck up you mindless drone.

[ultimatepower65]

@YourePrettyGoood theres a thing the goold lord gave us called humor im glad im immature enough to have some fggit now go on continue to suck ur mothers dick go on shew get otta here

[YourePrettyGoood]

@ultimatepower65 I think you replied the wrong person bro

[ultimatepower65]

@YourePrettyGoood but yeah i did reply to u instead of the idiot im having fun with my bad but agian if we agree i wasnt talking to ya i really just ment to keep drillin this guy for fun because he talks big behind a computer screen than like yeah ill kick everbody who laughs at this videos ass black belt my ass!

[MTS111]

@ultimatepower65 im laughing so hard at this vid! does that mean your gonna kick my ass? think not dick head

[ultimatepower65]

@MTS111 what are u talking about i love this vid im talking to the guy who threatens to crush my skull because im laughing at it retard? haha

[YourePrettyGoood]

@ultimatepower65 He's a black belt but he don't know what he's a black belt in. I guess he thinks there's only one kind of black belt lol Dude is nothing but a faker. Most people that have black belts don't brag about it either. They just woop your ass when you mess with the wrong person and give no warning.

[ultimatepower65]

@teloyquude wow ur insults are so empty, haha talk about violent u want me to go fuck myself who the violent brainless idiot now hmmm haha get a life u over dramatic dickless pantiwaste

[ultimatepower65]

@teloyquude btw addi wtf man, women, tranvestite whatever u are address liive in oklahoma come get some, if u can get ur mom to drive u that far

[Mac1634]

@teloyquude A sense of humor-you need one. Badly. "Oh noes, how violent! People could have been killed by a pseudo-vehicle going <5 mph. My ass is glued to my high-horse so I feel the need to label others as bad people because they find an innocent, honestly harmess viral video funny. Laughing at this video is such a travesty against humanity. It's nearly equal with supporting slavery or kicking small children in the face."

I recommend lowering your opinion of yourself, Your Holiness.

[teloyquude]

@Mac1634 oh sweetness I do have a sense of humor, and a great one at that. I just am a little more civilized than to go laughing my head off at absolutely mindless empty things that have no wit or insight, no redeeming value whatsoever - except the promise of being able to witness some innocent person(possibly elderly or child) become seriously maimed or killed. This is reprehensible and a truly sad commentary on our society that so many people are barbaric enough to be turned on an

[b4xter123]

Human bowling xD!!!!

[vfIskullangel]

Vtec just kicked in yo!

[T4coBurr1toK1ng]

Nice

[southflorida14]

Thislookes rigged and set up! Theres things on the peddles!

[Batkorp11]

this cart CARRIES THE TEAM ON ITS BACK!

[Doomemdtrader]

Same guy that 'trying' to stop the cart, actually succeeds in the end. Same guy. He even used to be the driver before it runs lose :).

[premierman007]

I see this as a business opportunity. Disney Land are gonna love it!

[TheMojoMojo26]

Those cheeky golf carts....always causing trouble.

[drew73salas]

Reality Hits You Hard Bro !!

[grenadianmed]

It's called coach bowling. That was a perfect strike.

[AuburnPivot]

That cart really trucked throught those defenders.

[Videogametourist]

The cart only tried living it's dream of becoming a quarterback.

[dadogfan11]

note that something was on the gas pedal and the guy had to try to push it out to stop it, anyone else think this was sabatosh by a angry fan?

[TheBOOTYSWEAT83]

i like how the commentators act if that was a tackle from a player



[mummylips]

Bowling anyone?,,oh,,sorry,,lol.That guy couldnt push the brake with his left hand? Thats not the guy ya call when its crunch time,,loser

[kwanfan]

Interesting how the first people on the scene were the lawyers.

[MrMCHonky]

I love the guy in the blue top who decides it's too much effort to move his legs towards the brake so passes up the chance to by a minor hero!

[Slotten68]

Yet the flag was thrown on the cart for leading with the crown of the head

[ian05075550]

The Circus theme song was playing in my head the whole time.

[oogleblurp]

I like the dude in the blue shirt who had fun riding it while lounging with his feet up on the dash! What a great attitude!

[oogleblurp]

Am I sick for laughing so hard?

[nizukhiphop]

HAHAHA SO FUNNY!!!