Reason for the Season

[wererat2000]

actually, Saturnalia, now called christmas, was an Ancient Roman festival held in honour of Saturn, to raise citizen morale after a crushing military defeat at the hands of the Carthaginians. then altered by the first christian roman emperor, Constantine the Great.

it grew from there.

[RecycleElf]

that kind of touching is pretty common when you've been drinking... why can't people just accept it as realistic acting? if it even were acting..

[Isakuma]

I'm sick of ads in these videos. Come ON youtube, it's only 5 seconds!

[Roffeskanal]

Why is everybody wondering how 5sf got Peter Stormare in 2 clips, when nobody wonder how they actually managed to get Jesus Christ into this one?

[DonbeeFwz]

Whoever made up Christmas should get nailed to a cross.

[Pris0]

I love how he said "Bro" at the end.

He's like in character in every vid.

[shilpinator]

LOLOLOL

FACERUB

[0marinechik0]

wow ur all ridiculous lol this shit is funny

[Ratfinkpie]

DUDE SHUT UP *sensual face rub*

[Darko942]

@10dmcghee, i'm with you on this one

[lazycriticdude]

No i just gave it a thumbs down because you're being a smart ass on youtube....like c'mon! of all the places to be a smart ass.....

[DefendinMyBase]

Why does that prove Christians wrong? So we took a joyful celebration that became America's favorite holiday and a model for hundreds and thousands of plays, movies, and books, so what?

[QWERTYCommander]

@DefendinMyBase

and now I shall take the star away.

[natzo89]

Copyright infringment?

[DefendinMyBase]

Oh don't be a lawyer. They're worse that politicians...barely.

[Waffle281]

@10dmcghee I wouldn't say they "stole" a holiday, they based it around the winter solstice when the pagans were celebrating anyway...

[viridismonasteriense]

@Waffle281 They suspiciously chose the same day for their celebration without their celebration having any association with that particular day (apart from the similarities with the Mithras religion who was said to have been born on the winter solstice; Jesus was more likely to have been born in the spring). They purposely chose it so that the pagans could first get used to this new celebration and then slowly be converted to it over time and nowaways it has been completely taken over.

[Waffle281]

@viridismonasteriense Well, that's what happens, religions fall in and out of fashion! No one worships Annubis or Zeus anymore, but people did for centuries!

[viridismonasteriense]

@Waffle281 There's no such thing. The Egyptians were conquered by Alexander, then the Romans, who also conquered Greece and took over their divine Pantheon by renaming the Gods, like Zeus is Jupiter, Hades is Pluto etc. Religions don't just go away. The victor establishes their faith on to the public by law. Achnaton tried to have Egypt worship one Sun God Aton, but was killed by Amon-worshippers, who then tried to erase him out of history. Religion dies hard. Christianity knows it by heart.

[LucrativeLucius]

@10dmcghee Ah, nope, that's fairly accurate.

[LucrativeLucius]

@10dmcghee That doesn't prove it wrong, that just demonstrates a political maneuver.

[Luka38]

@10dmcghee

no, it's because you are a thumbs up whore.

[dmzyayo]

@10dmcghee you're right christians are the problem for everything we should just kill them off... oh and btw the terrorists won

[Haddcore]

No matter what you think about jesus or santa or any of that stuff. On christmas, family comes first.

[biggitydiddity]

lmfao

[xxmax01xx]

loll ohh jesus... xD

[itselisse]

lol

[MusicianPooper]

That was a bit of a gay lip stroke when ya said "dude shut up"

Sexy.

[Anon060]

i know huh.

[villeh]

ye what is that about :D

[idb87]

Love the way he rubs his mouth.

haha

[swot4life786]

rofl

[MisterFiend]

Tacos

That is all.

[DrHarryDickman]

Your gonna go to hell bro. haha

[DefendinMyBase]

I'm surprised nobody's started a religious debate over this yet. lol

[silverstatus]

@DefendinMyBase

who would win in a fight: jesus or chuck norris?

Chuck, because he's real.

that should start something up.

[TheHockerman]

hey who would win in a fight lance bass or adam lambert?

Lance Bass because he was in 'N Sync

[TwIsTeDSiStEr99]

sick burn!

[t0mll0yd]

hahah thats funny because its true :P

[LucrativeLucius]

@silverstatus Why?

[silverstatus]

@LucrativeLucius

...?

[LucrativeLucius]

@silverstatus It was meant to be sort of a dramatic "WHY!?!?!?!?!?" moment, kind of like those Spanish soap opera POR QUE!?!?! moments, as you were trying to start some flames to get a wildfire going, if you know what I mean.

[silverstatus]

@LucrativeLucius

Eesh, this is awkward... Sorry, I don't watch spanish soaps :S

[LucrativeLucius]

@silverstatus Errr....Nevermind.

[Achw3l]

Oh it's ON!!

Who would win in a fight: Jesus or the Easter Bunny?

The Easter Bunny, because you're adopted.

Randomness - ACTIVATED

[TwIsTeDSiStEr99]

LASERS ON!

[Achw3l]

Charging, charging...FIRING

BLAAAAAAARGH

[DefendinMyBase]

I hate you guys....

[natzo89]

Not funny, I lost my brother to the Easter Bunny.

[Achw3l]

@natzo89 HAHAHAHa randomness - taken to the next level

[HPnerdfighter]

best. comments. evar.

[QWERTYCommander]

@DefendinMyBase

Me too. I present to the YT community, a gold star, for behaving :D

[OMGItsJousis]

Happy b-day, Jesus :D

[Blackened1993]

HAHAHHA

[Bulzeeb15]

Happy birthday to me...

Happy birthday to me...

Poor Jesus. :(

[socialjunsu]

At least remember to spell your name right, Devil.

[airsoftmasterz]

@Bulzeeb15 south park?

[Bulzeeb15]

Yeah, I can tell by your avi you know what I mean.

[budgetcity]

haha, amazing.

[DrCowboyFace]

So disrespectful at birthday parties.

[JmiresMaColl]

lol funny merry christmas :D

[sentient02970]

Jesus crashed the party

[UppSideDownForever]

HAHHA! xD

[PivotStorm]

ROFL

[quirty1]

im 12, what's this?

[Wifo24]

im 14, it's a video

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

im 17, are you stupid?

[earlman27]

I'm also 17 and this is the funniest thread i've read all week lol...

[resandelantis]

hahaha this one was great

[Robbaz]

Jesus stole christmas from Yule he is the real asshole >:O

[emoly1994]

IKR.

Yule, a fertility God, who they worshipped by burning a fallic shaped log during Yuletide.

Merry Christmas! xD

[Robbaz]

wow! someone knows that :O

[emoly1994]

=)

It annoys me that people think it's a Christian holiday, so I like to know this stuff so I can yell at them that it isn't =D

[Pickle312]

that cause it is a christian holiday... cause thats sort of what Christmas is all about.... Jesus was born

[HPnerdfighter]

Accually Jesus was born in June, but his birthday is celebrated in December to conincide with the Pagan Festival of Lights

[dan1676]

@HPnerdfighter no one cares

[BigAsian916]

obviously someone read the da vinci code

[HPnerdfighter]

oh i know nobody cars and yes i did read the da vinci code, but either way i still haul a big ass tree into my living room, cover it with firehazards and put on cheesy music because although the date isnt accurate, i still freaking love christmas

just pointing out that Pickle312's statement that "cause thats sort of what Christmas is all about.... Jesus was born" is slightly off :P

[LucrativeLucius]

@HPnerdfighter Eh...Date and traditions aside, it's still a celebration of His birth.

[Tom96zeewolde]

do you get actualy prove that jesus was born in june. not that i dont believe you, but then i can show it to others.

[HPnerdfighter]

Astronomers found that the single "beacon of light" was actually Jupiter and Venus coming close enough together that they shone as one unusually bright light sometime around, if not on, June 17th.

[emoly1994]

This is exactly my point.

People think they're celebrating Christmas because Jesus was born on Christmas day.

I am trying to say, as is Robbaz, that people should not think this, because it is incorrect.

You are a retard for replying to me telling me something that I JUST explained isn't true.

[LucrativeLucius]

@emoly1994 It is now. ;)

[QWERTYCommander]

Good one.

[spivotz]

i need subtitle i'm italian :|

[MrDeverill]

@spivotz

He says "Everyone knows Christmas is all about Santa".

Then the other guy goes "Shh shut up, he's right there. *looks at Jesus* your gonna go to hell bro"

[spivotz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD thanks a lot!!

[MrDeverill]

@spivotz hehe no problem

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

no one's commented on the way he sexually touched the other dudes lips with his hands? come on, i cant be the only one that saw that lol. funny XD

[CatsGoMoo100]

loll thats what i thought xD

[TheIronHayden]

Jesus seems like he's the quite one at parties you know that guy who just brings everyone down and doesn't know when he's not wanted

[jouvamoufette]

See that's cause over the years he's turned into the guy that you hate to bring cause he's such a let down, but you hate to not invite cause he's an even bigger let down later.

[taratazo11]

hahah

[PunchYouInTheFace25]

Jesus looks ticked.

[animeflife]

Lmao

[Samuelektr0]

You can go to hell, bro!

LOL

[MarcoFriendino]

Poor Jesus... :(

[DonWheelerP]

JESUS CHRIST!