DAVE'S FANTASY BOWL : SUPER STONY SATURDAYS : The WEED Report Un-cut

[brodiebrodiebrodie1]

i got weed :)

[talos1229]

im very upset that your ass wasted all that fuckin weed, wtf were you thinking D<

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

i would have so much more weed if i wasnt so generous with it :( i need to fucking conserve shit.

[ryboy0793]

NO WAIT THERES A LITTLE BIT LEFT!

[2893mel]

dude i hope he didn't go help any patients after that. he needed to go find a comfy bed and a pair of headphones and pass the fuck out for a couple hours. man that guy must be high as fuck.

[2893mel]

hahahahaha "it's so kiefy in there." loves it

[funnyguy829]

5:30 he sounds like Dr. Evil haha

[fuqit82]

"if the trade winds are with us"...that shit killed me...lmao

[junkiefight1]

smoking on on the job damn

[SuperRomanr]

this guy practicly has sex with the weed :)

[jkleli]

Time to load a bowl!

If only i had the resources for a fantasy bowl of my own right now.

[neden69smoker]

I wish i was with you guys, that bowl looks FIRE!!! I heard and recognised the song and Dan thought it was in my head, so ty for saying that. Continue making these awesome vids. Peace

[Never404s]

I feel high when I watch these videos

[shaynedapain18]

My mom said she'll let me grow if i get 70 up votes on this comment!

[OgrAdaY]

@shaynedapain18 no she didnt...

[4ellington]

that wax looks bomb

[JaayAye]

Master P! Niiice

[PhoenixZong]

ha "know that it will crush him.." hahahah

[SuperBuckwest]

thumbs up if u came when he lit it up

[gibsonn14]

sombody's absolutely stoned as they made this video...

[covington55]

id love to scrape one of his bong bowls...

[MrVideoFool]

fuck i need weed.

[MsBakesale]

You guys always have so much crazy shit d:

[brandonaviv420]

funniest motherfucker on youtube :)

[ETHANCBCEPS]

Thumb's up if you watch these video's when you got no weed left!!!!!!! :'(

[FlintLockSniper]

@ETHANCBCEPS every damn time



[chikkio1]

:O i want what you got

[llksk8metal92]

he sounds like Jason Lee

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

That wax is the candle on that delicious cake hope it fucked u guys up good

[DeDeDurINC]

god i havent smoked in awhile...i want some!

[HeavyHeavy1192]

i wanna take a bite out of that sour diesel wax... shit looks delicious 

[dakotaellis420]

whats the dif between full melt,earwax regular hash can someone explain

[welchwelchwelch]

Why don't you use screens?

[ollymaster1234]

@welchwelchwelch

u cant snap it if you have a screen in the bowl, also smoking a bong with a screen is just kinda blah if you ask me

[sonikkuffffff]

so... it gets you high?

[CoreHoundGotGame]

where the hell do you find different flavour weedd?

[MigelMeUp]

I need weed right now :| So bad. This is somewhat satisfying to me.

[ryanforshure]

My mouths watering.. im on a forced T-break.

[0megaSapphire]

I wanted to see the other guy hit his bowl :|

[IRISHPILLAGER95]

sounds like hes talking through a pa sytem



[clownlove93]

awwww. tiny bowls??? NEVER!!!!! BIG BOWLS AND BONG PACKS UP IN HERE ONLY!!!

[Ianoodin]

@clownlove93 Yeah when you're smoking dirt. Packing an 8th that cost's 25 buck's, in one bowl is stupid as fuck.

[joeyazzz]

@Ianoodin if you grow. 6 oz is nothing.

[Ianoodin]

@joeyazzz I do grow and WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 6oz cost's close to 1500$ I don't know how you see that as nothing maybe you grow shit weed and it only cost's like 50$ an oz but here we grow actual strain's and not bag seed. Last harvest I got 24 oz dry weight of 2 plant's I had three going but one went hermie on me so I mad hash out of it, but any way of 2 plant's I mad close to 6k and I still think 6oz is alot. I don't know about you, maybe you're a billionaire and have kilo's everywhere.

[joeyazzz]

@Ianoodin i grew 3 stains of big bud 3 mouths ago (outdoors) i LST'ed all 3. and i got a little over 1 pound. (1 pound 2 ounces) i love makeing my own hash BTW. how amazing was it?

[Ianoodin]

@joeyazzz I always grow outdoor's I start them inside under 3 flourescent's then move them on to my hps till pre-flower then I move them out side but if it's spring i'll just pop a few in the ground and see what happen's.Outdoor's is the best you get a way bigger yield and when I did smoke it tasted so much better. The hash was okay I didn't smoke it, it was bubble hash, I gave some to all my friend's they all said it was good but I can't say for myself.

This year I might just try some of it

[joeyazzz]

@Ianoodin are you a member of grass city bro

[Ianoodin]

@joeyazzz Yeh but I haven't did a grow journal i just use grasscity to buy bong's. They have some pretty nice journals on there though.

[joeyazzz]

@Ianoodin for tobacco. of course. LOL

[Ianoodin]

@joeyazzz Yeah im thinking about getting one maybe the 4 arm black leaf with a beaker bottom it look's pretty nice, for tobacco use.

[joeyazzz]

@Ianoodin tobacco hits the spot. i love cancer in the morning.

[Ianoodin]

@joeyazzz Yeah who doesn't love cancer and there's so many kind's to choose from you got your leukemia's,your emphazymas, then you got you'r sarcoma's and your skin cancer's nah cancer's fucking evil and I would never smoke tobacco maybe some salvia though.

[zzzhuh]

This shit is just great cause not only does he smoke but he tells you all about it, and some jokin along with it.

[mattchappy]

this is so wierd. whenever he inhaled i inhaled too

[LeoOo1127]

ppl stop bitching you just wish you could hit that much in one bowl and not care hah

[pimpleface99]

@craigmaster12 this is like the food network for bud

[joao2286]

Man you should expend hours a day to clean all this bongs

[phatscobar]

im high.. lol

[713Trane]

i love all bud

[713Trane]

weed

[apeman939]

@jcalf23 dumbass, the other two are just concentrated weed. It gets you way higher. Fucking retard.

[BorntoskateJr]

I just fucking realised a phone ringing n the background are you smoking in your fucking office? listen to 6:15 for the phone

[njbmx]

" its soooo kiefy and sourrrrr", said the gay man

[ilikegrinding]

can i PLEASE be your neighbor!?

[JumboJackFilms]

hes smokin some stupid but he sounds hella gay

[estebansbud]

i like jack's bowl better.

[youyoujim1]

this is y i subscribed to u :)

[TheErnestocore]

SMOKE WHAT YOU PUT POINT AND HAVE TAKEN CARE THAT I KNOW IT FALLS DUE CHUNK WEED's CHUNKS AND HASHISH BELOW THE THING CRYSTAL MEN YOU GIVE ME ENVY MADMAN ME LIKES YOUR VIDEOES CONTINUES THIS WAY YOU KNOW OF ALGUN COFFE SOP IN MAJORCA OR IN MADRID THOUGH YOU ARE AMERICAN OR INLGLESS OR OF FOR SURE AI THAT YOU KNOW SOMETHING PUT YOUR INFORMATION OR SUPPORT HIS INFORMED GRCIAS UNCLE YOU FALL ME WELL

[jcalf23]

two of those arent even weed, what a faggot ass poser

[WompAlot420]

@jcalf23 gtfo his videos if you have no idea what you're looking at bro.

[hallnoats4ever]

@WompAlot420 it hurts me to see him waste weed like that the bud is still green and he is sucking it though. fail

[mickmos]

@hallnoats4ever stfu bitch

[hallnoats4ever]

@mickmos oh, I'm sorry is that your boyfrind? How about you pull that dick out of your ass and shut the fuck up!

[mickmos]

@hallnoats4ever nah i dont even know him, but in every weed video on youtube there are little bitches crying about the way they smoke. If your a real smoker you wouldnt give a fuck, and just do your own thing.

[zaimon21]

really rocked my wiesel

[illmatter97]

he sounds like Seth Rogen, but with a lisp

[sk8ertoty28]

"rocked my weasle" your like the will ferrell of weed

[XLmasomfootball67]

Danm man keep em coming I just got all this and smoked the same bowls:) good shit

[mikekenovich]

its like a salad from heaven :D, yumm yumm, thumbs up if your tokin rite now *-*

[Mensadet]

Id use a screen so I wouldn't waste my weed

[optimusbanana]

omg i'd kill for jacks bowl lol

[iRobii]

@optimusbanana Ill send you a PM of a target and you will get your bowl.

[zzzhuh]

@optimusbanana Idk man, you'd probably die after you got done XD

[nickj230]

Jacks bowl was amazing

[skate62881]

Omg jacks was so dilish urs was underkill

[tristanshigh132]

Damn that camera has voom and hella good quality

[MboroMarksman4]

That was an awesome bowl

[Nattydreadlocsman]

did he say pass me some green i need some weed with my hennesey??? LMAO, what he know about that.

[xXTHELEECHXx]

u and me definitely need to smoke together

[demensionflip]

Pass me the green i need some weed with my hennassy!

[MrAsdffffffffffffff]

Is it real easy to get a recomendation? How can i and where would i need to go to get one?

[BlikeNave]

Rofl Jack's bowl vs Dave's @ 5:24,. Wtf! Dave's is all perfect- everything is broken up all small and it's a nice neat snapper. Jack's has the biggest nug and WOW at the amount of wax lolzZZz.

[scooterdude020]

get a wide angle lens brahh

[scooterdude020]

get a wide angle lens hat would be to sick

[Branden12344321]

Looks good, blunts are better. You can get rid of dat shit fast.

[MonsterMan711]

His voice is so fucking annoying

[JohnStamos45]

Dave! can i chill with you lol

[chronicbuttsex]

all haters can suck daves balls

[sk8orsoccer04]

nvm haha i saw the rest of the video

[sk8orsoccer04]

what do u do with 1:22 and what is it called?

[mewmaster151]

i like to grind my bud up very finely and then put a small nug at the bottom of the bowl to work as a screen then pack the ground up bud very tightly then topped off with a layer of kief

[mewmaster151]

can i live in your closet?

[ChronicSmokinTV]

How is that Deisel Wax Made? Anyone Know?

[spacepimpkevin]

:D o...My....God....

i am in love....*cry*

[mxrider4321]

never smoked weed..  but it looks interesting haha :D

[PHEDDiMiNDGoNE]

wut kinda camera do yall got mann?

[PHEDDiMiNDGoNE]

og kush!! didnt even kno dat shitt was weed till he sed sumn

[martialfighter1]

Damn u r lucky that's BA man

[kickasskush]

wow i cant be the only person who think ths guy torches hes bud :(

[bubbymx]

Fuck dude i wish i was u but im 12 and can only get it from my mom and dad i dont even have my own pipe

[ilov3tacos]

@bubbymx ... youre 12? daaaang. i started smoking when i was 14...

[ripsticklord]

@bubbymx ur parents buy you weed?

[smamacacapoopoo]

@ripsticklord $10 says hes steals it from them :p

[sheemsheem]

@bubbymx man start reading al3out growing right now...icmag(.com) and you will l3e laughing at everyone even Dave in 5 years...trust me!!!

[somdie666]

the way this dude was talking pissed me off at first so i decided to chill out and smoke a bowl of blue cheese myself :3

[Dmtnredbull]

Lolwerny you just talk in about stony chicks in the " unknown vid" with this same set up

[indosmoke303]

rocked my weezil 

[craigmaster12]

like the food network but weed :D

[SPACEDMADNESS42]

@craigmaster12 dude, you need to watch this video "Fractal weed"

[GuitarBilly777]

"Geeze guys this is soooo sour!"

Mr.Slave fer sure , your gay!

You make us stoners sound retarded

[OskarClarke]

Who gave Mr. Slave a video camera and a weed card?

[OskarClarke]

Daniel Tosh and John Henson called and they want their shtick back. Thanks for making MMJ patients look like bozos.

[xfoosex123]

i wish i was this guy

[bran0234]

Haterz galore in this bitch. I stopped smoking for 4 months, and I was fine. Great to get your tolerance back down. There is no physical addiction, it's only mental. Don't get your panties in a bunch, and by the way it's decriminalized in California.

[ProfessorSwitch]

@essex8787 I hate that BS on holdin it in to get higher

[danman808]

What did you say about heart conditions i didn't hear

[XxWIINGZxX]

LOL for realzies

[TheBlamedSaints]

I wouldn't even smoke that bowl... I would just stare at it in amazement and pass out.

[hughesskate1128]

i cant tell wtf that is in the cup is it all grinded up bud or is it something else

[SeXYNiiCK]

That's fucking awesome!!!!!

[perfectdarklink666]

hey dumbass look at the facts. theres has never been one death caused weed ever! you cannot be addicted to it. and its proven to stimulate brain cells not kill them

[kitties98]

@perfectdarklink666 once you smoke you wont need to be addicted by a certain drug. you WANT to do it again... just like JACKING

[ElJoKeR210]

@perfectdarklink666 Thats funny ive had experience with it and it is addicting i dnt care what anybody says. i know ppl who cant stop or mad when they dont have it.hmm.... sounds like cigs right? and you lose short term memory. It will nvr get decriminalized. its long term effects are probably worse than any other drug. I m going off my experience and the other 100 ppl who are constantly do what i just typed. if you dont believe me stop for 3 months see if you can do it. btw keep on smoking! :)

[nelyat13]

@ElJoKeR210 weed isnt addicting. Its only psycological addiction, you can be psycologically addicted to anything. its not like nicotine or heroin which are addictive chemicals. the people who cant stop or get mad when they cant toke is an addictive personality. You dont lose short term memory, and theyre arent long tem effects. IF you use alcohol or cocaine for a long time, you could die, no one has ever died from pot. It doesnt cause lung cancer or kill brain cells, its good.

[lastdayinsin3]

Well you're spelling is atrocious, and you're obvious trouble with the English language leads me to believe that you barely know what you're talking about, and I don't think you realize the different type of addictions that exist. Unless you show physical signs of withdrawal (raised blood pressure, tremors, sweats, nausea, migraines), then you are not physiologically addicted to whatever substance it may be. Now, if you're only mad when you can't get it, then that is a psychological addiction.

[lastdayinsin3]

And, even though bran0234 already said it, Cannabis is decriminalized in California. Nice going there buddy.

[John9608X]

@perfectdarklink666 don't smoke weed cuzz it will fuck you up...sooner or later you will get addicted to it and then you will want more and more that can cause your death..u wanna die??..no huh!!..don't smoke it!!

[verdantforce88]

@John9608X OH NO THAT KILLER WEED IS SO PESKY LOL!!!!!!!!! dude u are a tard u cant od on bud

[happygoat66]

@John9608X damn that's some funny ass sarcasm.

[perfectdarklink666]

someone plz help me i go to a skool far and i dont know anyone in my niehborhood who will sell me some weed. i live in la south central. sorta close to fremont. if anyone will sell me some plz message me

[rlbentley69]

Where does this guy get his toys!?

[charlleythechoochoo]

How much did it rock your weasel?

It really rocked your weasel

[burnedtorso2]

@greamlin13.....really a screen? when you use a nice decent bong one is not needed

[greamlin13]

No Screen?

[lilloco1994]

MAN UR SO FUCKIN CRAZY LOL I KNOW PEOPLE IN SOUTH FLORIDA THAT WOULD THINK THAT IS SUICIDE LOL BUT U KILLED IT BRO LOL! IM SO SHOCKED U KILLED IT THAT FAST!!

[rodneysayshi]

i bet you get this a lot. you kinda sound like seth rogen lol.

[stupidcracker7]

ha "really rocked my weasel"

[4drizzy]

what does the wax do?

[xXxladysman69xXx]

@4drizzy gettt you reallllly high!

[grassvalleystudios]

Fucking drug lingo, i just stuff it in the pipe and huff.

[whiteiris2000]

weed report is the best!! Keep it up!!

[KidoublelAtheBeast]

Dude this guy is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooo fucking lucky

[2015joe]

How do i get this job?????  no.. really...

[stallsworth44]

i counting ot the sd waz to set tis shit on fire lmfao

[warpedtourgurl]

I love weed.

:]

[kjfkjvk]

this guy sounds like will arnett

[jamonei14]

i love weed its the best medicine in the world im so high right now i dont evenn know how im typng htis up.