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  • When one called me once I pretended I was Ash Ketchem. I said "OH thank goodness you called Prof. Oak. I need help fixing my Poke'dex!"

  • How about getting rid of your landline? Telemarketers of any kind cannot legally call cell phones since the risk of you crashing while they try sell you something is too great for the government's lawmakers

  • Suezorz

  • why haven't I thought of this before, do you know how many times that robot voice has called me I think it has been 5 times and one of them was at 3:00 in the morning.

  • City Morgue,you stab 'em,we slab 'em. How may I help you? :P or...Antelope Valley Elephant Control,how can I help you today?

  • Does this all apply in the uk?

  • @Gamerplaysgames1 What the f****? This is America.

  • @s84531241998 Uh, not everyone lives in the same country you do.

  • guy looks like tim heider

  • Telemarketers shouldn't screw with retired people cause we have plenty of time on our hands to screw with them right back. Sometimes I play the almost deaf guy and see how loud I can get them screaming on the phone. Sometimes I tell them the person they're looking for doesn't get home until 9:30 or 10 pm and demand their number at home so they can be called back. You've got to really pressure them and be insistent about them giving up their home number, pour it on. Or sell THEM something...

  • How to stop telemarketers from calling you...?

    When a telemarketer calls you, go to this video immediately. /watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk

    Then yell the words that come up on the screen over the phone

    Done.

  • And people wonder why Americans sue each other so much.... this is disgusting

  • @damoidable And people wonder why Australians are such faggots. You're disgusting.

  • just try and sell them stuff it works because they get annoyed

  • I am a telemarketer and I unsubscribed you because of this

  • @MAZDAKPRODUCTION you forgot to also tell that you are mad

  • Telemarketers call you only to get money to feed their children. Actually, you may try to talk to them in phone.

  • i find an air horn answer it say hello and ''ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRR!!!!'' then they usually don't call for about a month

  • i did this and got $5 haha

  • guy on right really annoys the crap .... its annying AHAHHH

  • i just got 24000 dollars-_-

  • lol just hang up

  • You only have to say one word, NO, but say it in a way like a serial killer would, so they shit there pants and die from aids

  • If you list your cell phone as a possible contact number on any type of purchase information, There's a possibility you can be called.Especially if it's the only phone number you list. I once called a guy who was out in the middle of a lake fishing. Keep in mind, the perwson on the other end of the phone has NO control over which numbers are called. They just pop up on a screen in front of him. He has no idea hown many times you've been called and by whom.

  • #1 is exactly right. As a former telemarketer, we were trained that when someone says that, the call ends and they are removed. ;-)

  • hope this works in the AUS

  • I just reverse it and sell something to them! XD

  • There from oregon

  • Yes You forgot step 1 - Step 1 is to advise them the call is being recorded for the purpose of Legal prosecution.

    Hummmm Then the 10 best questions are almost redundant. Smile.

    For me the proof is the call logging, Notes, and the voice recording of the call.

  • Time to make some MONEY!

  • Or just answer with "Mike's abortion center, you rape it we scrape it :)"

  • Can you do this in the UK too?

  • How can you sue them just writing down all their mistakes that isn't proof

  • @TheSoxpower no but you can record the phone call

  • Telemarketers are people too. It's not fun being yelled and cussed at by people all day.

  • THe problem is that when toy go to your bank, apply for a credit card, or do any on-line shopping. Unless you specifically request not to be put on any "contact me about new product" lists, your name goes right back on .

    I worked as a telemarketer, I know.

  • @donnyp1966 how do y'all get our unlisted cell phone numbers?

  • If you tell them that they called a cell phone they will automatically hang up. Try it out.

  • damn i got one that said my credit card is about to expire and i just told them to suck my dick now i find i can sue them for scams fml.

  • all of the dislikes are all telemarketers

    thumbs up

  • anybody else recall hearing about "do not call" lists being SOLD a couple years back?

  • It seems the govt wants to help telemarketers. Look up Q&A For Telemarketers & Sellers on the Bureau of Consumer Protection web site. It is written FOR telemarketers looking for loop holes!

  • 6. Would you put me on your do not call list? $300

    7. Can you assure me that your company will refrain from calling me for any other reason? $3500

    8. Will your company keep me on its’ Do Not Call List for at least 10 years? $4000

    9. Does your company have a written policy that says that you can’t call me? $4500

    10. Can you send me a copy of that policy? $5000

  • Gather Evidence to sue and press Criminal Charges

    1. Is this a Telemarketing Call? $500

    2. What is your full name? $1000

    3. What is the name of the Org you are calling for? $1500

    4. What is the companys’ phone #? $2000

    5. Does that org keep a list of phone numbers not to call? $2500

  • caught them on two lies 1000$

  • americ*nts suing everything, thats whats wrong with your country

  • @sindreber123 Naw we have different reasons. Thanks for your input though.

  • @sindreber123 when you get harassed by 10 calls a day by these ass holes you will want to sue also.

  • Use the CPR Call Blocker

  • Do Not Call does work. It will take a week or two but it worked for me.

  • he looks like daniel tosh. haha

    

  • Classic Americans... suing!

  • .. my phone rang in my pocket as soon as the 1 did in the beginning.. always read comments like this but never think they're true XD

  • i will now wait for a call from a telemarketing company...

  • aaa.... i have no hands.. lol

  • Lol nice guess who I'm gonna subscribe to?

  • i made 3000 dollars off this :DDD

  • what i do is disconnect the phone completely

  • Im canadian and 13 lol. But the golden rule is:NEVER LET THEM FINISH! keep talking so they cant get their message to you. and if they ask you to keep quiet just lie about something and keep talking as they try to scam u. Once they hang up you'll be pleased with yourself. at least until someone else calls....

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  • takes out pen and sits bby phone " come on ring >:["

  • taking notes

  • just tell them to fuck off

  • @mikmik20099 i sat there on day just going on about my day.... about how i totually sat in my classes day dreaming about what i was dreaming about and about my lunch i talked about the most random things... lol it was like a 5 minute call and they got maybe a hi i have an of.... before i started to babble...

  • @mikmik20099 nop. poor people. i was a telemarketer once and it was just a job... i was tryin to make a livin out of somethin and still get yelled at all the time... not funny D:

  • @SuiKnigh the rest of us understand its a job. But no one cares about a telemarketer trying to make ends meet when they are called everyday at the same time, (essentially harassing) because YOU are trying to make them to spend money.Too many telemarketers today don't actually put you on the 'do not call" list even though they said they do. I know because Ive been called again even after telling them to put me on the list. And you knew what you were getting into when you applied for that job.tru?

  • 3:05 "im so fucking rich im going to shit in the kitchen and pay people to clean it up!

  • @ismokewead420 LOOOOL

  • @ismokewead420

    Pretty sure he was fapping. He was probably stoned too, lol.

  • @ismokewead420 JUST F***ING AMAZING

  • @3654randy

    800notes.com then type number

  • guy is cute

    

  • I like the sales guy, he has charm

  • bloody telemarketers call me constantly. "virtual PC doctor" tried to scam me out of my credit card details as well

  • DO NOT CALL list does not work!

  • Too glad that telemarketing is forbidden in germany. it was terrible when i was over there in the US. here no call ever.... :o)

  • @SaGruenwdt

    Now I badly want to live there! <3

  • @7000guitarfan In the video it said those ten question MUST be answered so you can tell if they are scammers by refusing to answer. A legit business would be aware of the law and would instruct thier employees to answer those questions

  • does this apply in the UK as I could do with the extra cash?

  • my dad used to just repeatedly say, "I'm naked".

  • @The1ryan231

    LOL!

  • 119 people are telemarketers 

  • Aw I thought this was like how to piss them off or something

  • DONT SUE!!!!!

    typical American...

  • cant call in ten years... ten years later "im back bitchezzz!"

  • tthis is the number 1 way to stop telemarker to stop calling: tell them you past away

  • Followed your instructions and pocketed $4000! Thank you VideoJug!

  • @Salamentarg Did you sue in state? How did you go about it? The ones that harass me are out of state. This is all new to me...I tried looking this info up online and no where could I find what the penalties officially were....If you can tell me of a web site, I would appreciate it.

  • I worked for a telemarketer and their thing was calling for non profit agancies to ask nieghbors to pass out letters of give donations. Supposeively non profit agancies are exempt form the DNC list.

  • wanna know how to get rid of telemarketers? answer: marty's morgue you kill em' we chill em'. works every time

  • the best thing to say to them is : how did you get this phone number, i dont even owne a phone!!

  • That song at the end isn't it on terminator 3???

  • all the dislikes are from telamarketers

  • why were his pants down at the end????????????

  • 2:01 the guys wheezy laugh is funny

  • I'm a telemarketer and the great thing about the Do no call list everyone forgets about the Established business relationship. Plus any established telemarketing company doesn't lie so if your looking to get money good luck because if they lie like this then they are credited and I would view as a scam my self. Plus if you to ask these question I'd probably answer the first two and then let my supervisor handle the rest of the call.

  • That was suppose to say if they lie like this then they aren't credited

  • god damm my top comments gone nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo i was happy at the end of the vid but then i found you can only do this america firetruck!!!!!!

  • just hang the fuck up

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  • @Moonflowerxo Congrat you are either making it up or your friend stole that idea from Tom Mabe

  • @sublimer2091

    Fuck you got me I made it up.

    

  • @sublimer2091

    Truly right, because if no murder happened, he would have been fined for 500,000 dollars or more.

  • @Moonflowerxo you like copying other people, dont you?

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  • they hang up the moment you tell them to put you on the no-call list. there is no way to get them to abide by the law. this whole vid is bs.

  • Fuck that. I like fucking with them.

  • I think I'm gonna start suing telemarketers for a living...

  • Now I want a telemarketer to call so i can mess with them

  • Actually you're not legally required to give anyone your full name if you work in a call centre. All those other questions are fine but anything personal like asking for your name is a big no-no.

  • Just bull shit with them like I do. Be incredibly rude, flirt to make things more awkward, use curse words and just have a great time fucking with them.

  • this is fucking awsome

  • Now can you tell us how to stop gold farmer and phish spam?

  • wow i'm sure most of american morons actually believe all that :-D

  • @JesusTwoThousand ya man i totally agree. try this one too its really freaking funny: /watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

  • telemarketer Put on the rick roll

  • There is one VERY important thing this video does not explain. None of this, and I mean ABSOLUTELY none of this, works on radio survey calls. So please quit trying. The do not call registry does not apply to us, the laws about calling before 8:00 AM or after 9:00 PM do not apply to us, none of those laws about identifying ourselves or the different things you can sue for apply to us. We do not even keep a do not call list of our own. So quit treating us like telemarketers. We are not.

  • @EvilDuckyLord I used to work at a call center innocently doing market research for a couple years. It was my job. However I also understood the disruption my call might be to the receiver. Telemarketers or solicitors are still intruding on busy, overwhelmed, broke, and often unhealthy people. You expect your callees to be nice to you? Your job is merely a distant cousin of a telemarketer. Sad but true.

  • @researchfiend I expect my respondents to have a modicum of common sense. There is no excuse for the negative reactions I receive as a market research interviewer. Nobody is holding a gun to their head and making them answer the phone. They always have the option of just letting it ring. As well, if they feel they must answer, all they need to do is say no to two or maybe three little questions and they are off the phone in ten seconds.

  • @researchfiend It is their own fault if their lives are disrupted by our call, as they chose to not ignore it. I feel no sympathy or empathy for them at all if they are rude to me or explode in anger. They do it because want a target for their anger and think they don't have to feel guilty about abusing "telemarketers".

    If someone is polite to me I will gladly remove them from the call list or suspend the call for a later time. If they are abusive to me, I hang up on them.

  • 1. Telemarketing call?

    2. ???

    3. SUE!

  • this is what id do

    -Telemarketer calls-

    Hi there would you like to buy -so and so-

    -Me-

    Sure give me a minuete

    -Goes outside and yells "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU CRAZY BITCH" and shoot a shotgun 2 times :D

    -Telemarketer hangs up-

  • has anyone had any luck trying this? lol

  • @ShelleyWorld There was a case I saw on the NEWS really.... Guy ends up quitting job and starts working from home sueing telemarketers! I thought it was the funniest thing until I saw this. I guess it does work but im not sure if you can sue tons of people when you start getting a reputation you know but I guess it can work once or twice!

  • @Heyitsmerememberha You sir, have discovered an epic win.

  • yeah right, that was real funny, LOL

  • Most this stuff on this video works just the national DNC list doesn't apply to things like bank telemarketing where you have an account with them and political campaigns but even then they will usually have there own DNC list

  • So many of the calls now come from third word countries

  • Just say Umm,,,,,,,,FUCK OFF YOU FU@#ING TELEMARKETTER!!!!!! and see if they call back, then act as a killer and say your watching them.

  • ... Last time the lawn pesticide company called my house, I told them that I live in a box ...

  • Do NOT Call does not work. Telemarketers use the words like " Survey" or "Polling" like the politicans and their campaign organizations use to pester our privacy. You can tell scammers you know they are scammers with their "lower your interest rate on your credit cards" gimmick. Our government's leadership is BS on both sides of the aisle.

  • @LuckyBuckyNo7 plus there's no where in the policy that says they [the "do not call" organization] can't sell their "do not call" lists to foreign countries.

  • I just tell them if they ever call back I will track them down and cut their fucking legs off. Never get a call back. Works every time.

  • He was brilliant !!!

  • Why don't we have these kind of rules with those fines here...

  • the art of kissing? -.-

  • i made 500 dollar :D

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  • Will they call again if you hang up immediately?

  • The 116 dislikes are telemarketers.

  • DUELY NOTED LOL

    

  • Pimp Yo Puppy

  • tell them to shut the f*** up

  • THE SAD THING IS THAT THE SAME WANKER WHO SAYS NOT TO CALL THEM PROBABLY WORKS FOR A COMPANY THAT HAS A TELEMARKETING DEPARTMENT OR OUTSOURCES IT. SO NEXT TIME YOU SAY FUCK OFF TO A TELMARKETER REMMEMBER YOU ARE PROBABLY LOOSING MONEY.

  • @nick081980 losing money. learn to spell

  • @nick081980 losing money. learn to spell

  • @nick081980 You have probably lost the Caps lock key after you pressed it. And that is sad.

  • @nick081980 You have probably lost the Caps lock key after you pressed it. And that is sad.

  • What if they hang up after the first question?

  • YES this works also if they still call from differnt numbers tell them THE FBI knows about them and will be shutting them down soon and haul them off to federal court for phising , fraud, invasion of privacy and a whole lot of other illeagal actions !

  • i hoped for a video that showed how to fuck with telemarkers.

  • I just wanted know from the guy who made this. IS THIS TRUE?

  • Sometimes I just love videojug: tutorials about everything and anything. Even if you don't need it. :D (Here in Austria it's rare that people try to sell you stuff over the phone ... I guess that's because not all of us have a credit card.)

  • YAY MONEY TIME :D

  • I would definitely put up with telemarketers if it meant getting 8k per call

  • no, you just say fuck off you dick head, go eat a curry

  • I feel like calling a telemarker and using those questions. There must be liars.

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  • Only if i can get around $80000 for every telemarkater call

  • I got rich from watching this. Thank you videojug.

  • I had someone who called me tirelessly even after requesting they remove me. After that I advised them the number was on the do not call list and advised them that I can seek legal measures if they persisted. Didn't get a call since.

  • a dnt think so

  • I was stupid enough to give people on this website my real home phone number. Now they wont stop calling me -_- I am soooo gonna say this and mess with em

  • Well and good until they bypass the caller ID and you get an "out of area" or some other nonsense... how do you file a complaint against that?

  • I tried this and ended up with a 1000$ toaster.

  • when they say "can I ask you a few questions" respond "Can i just quickly ask you you a question first" when they say okay scream at the top of your lungs "DO YOU WANT TO FUCK OFF!" they will hang up immediately

  • Yeah, to bad most telemarketing is done by outsourcing, try to sue me for trying to sell you meds when im in the Dominican Republic lol.

  • Instead of doing all of this stuff even tho the call list is free just play like you are mentally ill or stupid and they will leave you alone for ever. Just act like you do not even understand a word they say. thanks for posting this video. I used to be a telemarketer and lost my job due to the National No call laws and cannot get another job. So I have had to go on welfare since I cannot get any kind of a job and now have no income. People who are working are going to pay all my bills now.

  • @PamelaRP Well, I guess you should have stayed in school so you could have gotten a real job.

  • @PamelaRP

    No, you don't live like a parasite because of the National no call laws, you lived like a parasite before those laws (most telemarketers are parasites anyway), and still live like a parasite because the best talent you have is stretching you hand and say "gimme", instead of getting some education and looking for a decent job.