How to Kill a Giant Lobster 15 pounds!!!

[corazzi4]

I hate these fuckers poor lobster he was actualy alive you assholes

[1941pearl]

Thats funny playing cards,,or are you playing with your food again?

[1941pearl]

does your hamburgers mooo? KILL IT and grill it!

[ThatJuggaloGuy]

yea we also have the tail here (move) holy shit. did that just move?? uhh yeah ya know its involuntary movements...hahaha

[fatmouth007]

Thats how they do it restaurants...dumb fucks.

[654123mike]

pitcure dis on yo bed

[Zenziba95]

@654123mike i cant sleep now

[MBluverz12]

awww...poor lobster :'(

[AnimatedPoleCat]

When I look at people killing another living thing .. I don't admire them but I'm amazed that they can do it, if I brought a lobster like that and was about to do that I could only rest the knife on the back of it's neck and then wouldn't have the guts to push down. And then end up releasing it... I'm such a sucker

[candimisaxx]

How is this disrespectful? We are made to eat meat (Seen your teeth lately?). It's the food chain and the circle of life. Get over it. Don't like meat? Don't watch videos of people preparing meat. Dumb fucks.

[big10zin]

Talk about playing with your food...



[WhoIsCosy]

I wish it clamped on to your neck T_T

[TheWikkedSikk]

Fuck you.

[alecdepalect]

silly but jummy :)

[norxcontacts]

I liked the crunch.

[aslappadabass]

hahaha its still moving

[Cdino88]

fuck that noise. you don't need to kill your lobster or crab or any invertebrate before you cook them. it is an invertebrate....no pain, no.....well it doesn't matter. they're too god damn stupid to realize what is going on

[dandestructo]

@Cdino88 you are too god damn stupid to realise whats going on, ignorant asshole

[Cdino88]

@dandestructo LMAO ok you right winged animal activist. someone is upset that they cook their lobsters without killing them first. do you cry when you hear a lobster screaming?

[dandestructo]

@Cdino88 I would be upset to hear any living thing screaming, wouldn't you? What annoyed me about your post was your aggressive indifference, and your grotesque assertion that it doesn't matter, because animals are 'stupid'.

[Cdino88]

@dandestructo no, because i eat meat. and i never said all animals are stupid. i said invertebrates are stupid.

[spamzer]

@Cdino88 @dandestructo Well..... invertebrates have really really really small brains, so technically speaking, yeah, they're stupid.

[suicune690]

@Cdino88 Except cephalopods.

[dextercjj]

thats one sharp knife

[cookiealva]

dude...never u play wit ur food

[hambone8254]

when he says i guess kill this thing in the most human way, at 1:07 he moves like noooooo get me outta here......funny

[DayToTheLa]

OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TDTERRY25]

OMG...Like he was talking, and the Knife just went beezurrrkkk

[poppingcherries1]

Great Job!!!

[chabella123]

oh my.. :( i never like this part. :( but that's where food comes from. i've seen cows shot in the brain, and they still move afterwards. It is their nerves still reacting. but HEY- neverless, it still hurts me to see. Nature can be hard.

[Pifi1000]

Animal is not a toy. It's disrespectful. You are not funny. I don't like your video and what you did.

[Knoxerboy101]

@Pifi1000

It's food. Be glad he gave it a quick death.

[infantsorrow2331]

sweet video man

[mkbctld]

totally disrespectful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!



[StormKerr2012]

Holly shit dude

[beastysubsciber]

1:15 im too young to die!!!

[JKDean]

MR. CRAABBSS NOOOOOO

[Jaran911]

I was not expecting that.....

[beastysubsciber]

soo god damn sad :'(

[cutecookiecrunchXD]

He Literally Backstabbed That Bitch.!!! :D

[Timurv1234]

i would get a giant tank just for him and would keep him until he reaches old age and whithers away...

[atomichead777]

im hungry

[74tharcher]

am i here again in weirdo street of youtube with dancing lobsters

[MsFYI200]

hahahaha after this video you throw its pcs to a trash can... just like nothing happen..

[AlexRaveloTV]

DAYUMMM THAT LOBSTER GOT FACEFUCKED!

[DuaneNixon7169]

ok first, that damn lobster is too big. Who wants one that damn big.? 2nd, who the hell stabs a lobster? Boil that bitch. He will never feel the water, death is instant, o just stab him in the back and then the head like an idiot

[AlexRaveloTV]

@DuaneNixon7169 no the boiling water will hurt it best thing to do it kill it as fast as possible...

[DarleneJoanne]

@DuaneNixon7169 dude that's how professional chefs do it lol! but it's better to throw them in a freezer to make them go into a dormant state first

[45Dwood]

I was fine until the slow motion. :P

[Oliver2010lif]

stupid man !

[JimmyChiffels]

any lobster over 3 pound in my opinion is a waste of money..

[TheNotarisify]

love it too!

[venomDgamer]

um you know the lobster doesnt feel the pain

[bam11493]

i need to get out of this part of youtube...

[tigeriron1]

i would have kept it named it jeffrey and used it as an evil minion

[19Danniel]

Notice how the peaceful music was on then DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

[TheM16LOVER]

oh my god that looks tasty!!!!!

[sk8ershavehaters]

you know he felt it bad. look how he quench his tail.

[khaza1wolfgurl]

I'll never be able to watch another episode of Spongebob ;_;

[killop141]

nice and crunchy

[kkeinn71]

the lobster goes likeher it comes tell my family i love them and tell my mam that i'm ahh(lobster died) :(

[AgustinJR24]

it looked at the camera saying help

[Harunosakura68]

Humanely??imagine sticking a knife in your head then twisting your arms and body off your head? yap thats humane alright!!

[iRwaaar]

@Harunosakura68 If you watched the video you would realize that it was already dead, could you suggest a better way to kill it?

[Harunosakura68]

@iRwaaar ok then whats up with the title??

[iRwaaar]

@Harunosakura68 Wtf are you talking about???

[Harunosakura68]

@iRwaaar dude hes taliking about how to kill a lobster humanely i dont fucking!! care if that is already dead or not im just saying imagine doing that to you!!

[iRwaaar]

@Harunosakura68 I can't help but noticed that you backed your phrase up with the "image him doing that to you phrase". I am just going to straight out assume that you eat meat or have eaten meat once in your life before, the meat you have eaten is probably killed worst then this one. If you're going to complain about it being "not humane" then how about you suggest a way to kill it? I doubt you can a stab to the brain would probably be the fastest. Think before you embarrass yourself next time.

[Harunosakura68]

@iRwaaar forget about that phrase okay i forgot to edit it, thinking that you would think like that! which you did!..Youre asking me wtf am i talking about, i replied saying about the title which im expecting a lil bit humanely than boiling straight thru water..How is that hard to understand??then youre asking me if i have a better idea how to kill it??dont fucking care,but when its time ill have to cook my lobster that still alive, im gonna make sure ill think something else than that.

[themaester5]

@Harunosakura68 the lobster was long dead by the time he dismembered it......... as well it's a lot faster than boiling to death slowly imo

[SaydCrino]

Godfather lobster!!! you must pay for that kill to the corleobster family!!

[bimbokun]

@kneegrowz004 Hahahaha wow!!

[adrianng09]

wtf this vid is retarded

[adrianng09]

if its so big dont kill it it could have been a world rec

[starlynrose1]

This guy is kind of a sadist bastard... I mean, wtf is that at the end?

[Mr6f00t]

thats not 18 lbs

[80z90zhouzemuzicgrl]

are lobsters like insects?

[kneegrowz004]

@80z90zhouzemuzicgrl are you retarded

[80z90zhouzemuzicgrl]

@kneegrowz004 yes how did u know

[7footballfanatic7]

@80z90zhouzemuzicgrl they're arthropods in which they belong to a sub phylum called crustaceans, they share a common ancestor with insects but they are not insects themselves, the same why that scorpions and spiders aren't insects

If you want to know more i suggest you take a College Level Biology Class

[EverybodyLovesMaria]

Lobster is ssoooo cute! I wanna pet him. Can't see this video. (((((

[gh4z]

Lol @ 4:09 - Reminding you not to take the piss out of you killing him! ;)

Your face was priceless.

[jeffhallart]

That actually was a pretty humane way to kill it - good for you. People who don't care about doing that piss me off to no end. I regard human and other animal's life as pretty much the same, so the poker scene I found tasteless, but that's just my $.02

[ecc55555]

Very nice. That lobster was huge! Looks like the beginning of a very fine meal(s).

[reptilelvr10]

where gonna need a bigger knife....

[reptilelvr10]

0:51.............. Hes planning to pinch the guys throat... you can see it in his eyes... all 4 of em

[jera2020]

Leave the lobster aloneee! lobsters have rights! lol

[XxBaTmAnFiGhTeRxX]

at 2:04 look at the lobsters eyes. it sorta like pops out

[Brendaspaperclip]

HAHAA BITCH ASS PUSSY ILL FKING STAB U AND KILL U AND FEED UR LIL DIK 2 UR MOM HAHAAHH PUSSY

[treadhead105]

I've thought about doing it that way (Instead of chilling before boiling) since Alton Brown

mentioned it on Good Eats. It DOES look pretty fast.

[aqeel10001]

how did i get to this section of videos? O_O

[GregTheTdog]

AHH WTF HE SLAMED A KNIFE THROUGH THE HEAD

[aplusc2904]

Awesome!!!!! Be sure to season the water before placing the lobster inside the pot. Let it soak all the seasoning.

[sinc206]

fatality

[snoMedia]

Humans are killer and will ever be ... get over it or keep on chewing ur carrot :)

[rex43455]

You have took the rubber bands off the pincers. Than it would have been a battle

[MrIslamista]

:(((

[DunhillX1]

Now I understand that killing lobsters, crabs, etc is an everyday practice for many people but do you have to sit there and play cards with it like this whole process is a joke? That's cruel and dumb.

[ModerzFM]

i dont think we need the slow mo...

[Your3worstn1ghtmar3]

I use a chainsaw

[hiyall15]

dropping live lobsters in boiling water needs to be outlawed..

[walkerdj1]

Why do the vegan/vegetarian fags even watch this? lol if you don't wanna see it don't look for it.......idiots

[DABLACKBARBEE]

i kno this video was uploaded bout 2 yrs ago so i hope u took care of tht smoke detector,batteries are low. ...heard it thru the whole vid. ...im just sayn

[gundra]

its not human to kill a almost 100 year old lobster..

[SmoothLikeButter76]

@gundra Ohh and its better to kill a young lobster.. One that didn't get to live a long and happy life?

[MrLilXpert]

it take a real men to kill his best friend

[buffer545]

This kills the lobster.

[Finkie147]

It's like the knife scene in Saving Private Ryan:

"Wait, wait wait, stop, stop, listen to me, listen to me, no, no, no, no, no ugghhhh"

[azra113]

man how much did that lobster cost you ?!

[TheOneEyeDroid]

Larry, R.I.P......

[ilovedome69]

title says 15 you showed me 10.5... needless to say i feel hurt, abused, and mislead. I SAY GOOD DAY !!!

[Ilse141296]

es mejor esta manera que dejarla en agua hirviendo :/

[TheMarioMen1]

Larry the Lobster from Spongebob :D

[Sn00kyCr00ksWorld]

So, you kill the lobster....humainly.....them mock it by playing with its corpse.....right.......your fucking stupid

[SupGuv]

@Sn00kyCr00ksWorld LOL it's a fucking lobster. Technically, if you wear anything leather you're playing with the corpse of a cow. So chill.

[King42089]

@Sn00kyCr00ksWorld maybe the lobster had a sense of humor, something to talk about when they meet in the next life

[saxy1425]

@Sn00kyCr00ksWorld And you can't use grammar!

[Al2006essandro]

@Sn00kyCr00ksWorld btw, you can see that in the video that he was playing cards with the lobster before he killed him.

[EpicElement12]

@Joakinsmat I'm Asian u bitch. That's not even close to how we fucking cook lobster!

[WhsPatriots51]

2:05 biggest "oh fuck" moment ever

[interceptor4revealed]

a 9mm bullet would do it faster

[whoyou718]

@interceptor4revealed lmaoooooooooooooo !!!

[rutherd313]

How much did that lobster cost?

[FilosofiadiCazzeggio]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[essieandalajiah12]

@FilosofiadiCazzeggio I SAID THE SAME THING !!!!



[theairsoftranger117]

mwuhahahahahaha xp he wil be enjoying eeting that

[TheFlacker99]

if ya ask me i dont think the lobster liked it by the way it moved. but better then boiling alive

[TheJackleeee]

sick mind

[canadian1000]

Why are you talking about killing a lobster humanely? They don't have a central nervous system, so no matter which way you kill it, they feel nothing.

[rapthedeck]

Stopp Eating, youre fat enough!

[DontfknFoll0w]

o man i bet it tasted so good

[sathapornmingmit]

like 

[Riles07]

fuck man I know it sucks but it's gotta be better than getting boiled alive.

[oddie460]

u should of kept it as a pet for at least a week and then u should od killed the monster!

[truebluehorselover]

that is huge think of all the extreme yummy ness in that one claw and btw this is better than having them cooked while alive and it is quicker

[starguard]

Underwater Roaches

[fonkystalons]

That's one dead lobster.

[Chronesys]

U mad vegetarian/vegan ?



[deltafishingclub]

gros homard americain !

[maxpapa100]

okay he can kill him like that ..... but why the fuck hes showing him playing card with the damn lobster wtf serisouly at least respect him .... he could not even defend himself ....

[deicidalmaniac]

@maxpapa100 no lobster could defend itself against a human, are you suggesting we only eat animals that could possibly kill us in combat? because most of those animals are extinct from us eating them HAHAHA

[MrSimalhadaz]

@deicidalmaniac And you sound happy saying that. That's just childish...

[Dmenjivar22]

@maxpapa100you're fucking retarded, shut the fuck up



[ognimoddd]

lol ive never eaten lobster but whenever i try to take a bite it grosses me out

[Joakinsmat]

at least the y kill the creature first then cook it, not like fucking Asians, that cook it first then kill them

[SaveTheSeals13]

i love how you care about killing in it the mst humain way, thank you!

[iwatcher69]

loll....I like the flashback

[jaawedd]

Yum, that looks good.

[TheLiltazer]

2:11 OMFG,rather be boiled alive

[omri9325]

he probably feels like a wimp when his claws are tightened.

[newcomer9747]

I'll put a .22 straight thru its brain.

[fishcaketwice]

lol..

[pwnzered]

Lobster: "Just do it already! for fucks sake!"

[MinecraftZPlayer]

CALL IN THE M.O.A.B~

[shawnanthony1992]

Pinchy? PINCHY!?

[SuicidalNun]

How can one be so candid after taking a life?

[EAGLEuyaGAMER]

@SuicidalNun Go hug a tree

[Armageddon3284]

@SuicidalNun says the "suicidal nun" ?? LOL

Seriously, its a food animal...

[Nemesis0113]

hey i understand them put yourself in the lobster's shoes... it must be so scared. i eat meat i cant help myself but to want to kill anything yourself can be too much

[EAGLEuyaGAMER]

@Nemesis0113 i killed before kinda hard but then it gets easy

[JosephChrist863]

You guy's complain when they cook it alive then you complain when they kill it humanly. You guys need to understand that not everyone want's to be a vegetarian or vegan. Stop trying to shove your ways of living down everyone's throat.

[whoyou718]

@JosephChrist863 preach my brother plz explain it 2 dem 1 more time bro

[mezmar7]

@JosephChrist863 ikr

[jamiesboy1981]

There was quality meat in those legs your using for stock....what a waste. Use a rolling pin and roll the pin over the legs to extract the meat. To kill a 15lb Lobster and not use all the meat in it should be a fucking crime. You are a Chef???????????

[BenSeviyorumSeni]

it still seemed like alive to me, 

[artonetwothree]

a look at my claws hahaha lmao

[uching]

i would've released him back into his habitat to become a daddy to millions more baby lobsters.

[thecagedscrew1234]

I'm really hungry now....

[Matheus22p]

blehh

[Carfield071286]

U SHOULD KILL IT AND IMMEDIATELY COOK IT, U DON'T NEED TO PLAY CARDS WITH A DEAD LOBSTER, U SHOULD HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR ANIMALS WHO FEED U.

[atreyukicks]

@Carfield071286 The lobster was still alive at the time of the card playing and stuff lol...notice the head is still in one piece and not cut in half?

[hjtjl]

@Carfield071286 The lobster was still alive when he was playing cards with

Damn, i was hoping that was a Asian guy doing that so i can say Asians are not fucking animals. but since is a whit