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  • all this time roarke was wearing a fucking rug..ha!

  • "What's his fantasy, boss?"

    "Well, Tattoo, Mr. Sheen would like to have a lovely young island girl to his room where he will do a suitcase full of blow from atop her very expensive fake breasts. He needs her to have no inhibitions about her body, allowing him to delve in all manners of flesh sins without worry of disease or pregnancy, thanks to our trusty island doctor's impromptu hysterectomy."

    "Should I prep his lube gord, boss?"

    "HA! Yes of course, Tattoo! Only the best on Fantasy Island!"

  • people descent_ED from Irealand said N-O-T!!!

  • I came here to see if either of the top comments mentioned anything about DE PLANE! lol...for some reason i'm not shocked. Its about all i remember from Fantasy Island.

  • @musclecarluvr1 Ha! I came here for "Smiles, everyone! SMILES!" ! Funny :)

  • 1_why Mr. Roarke used to refer to himself at every intro as "i'm your host Mr. Roarke" why not just Roarke?

    2_why his assistant had to be midgets ?

  • question : was Mr. R gay ?

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  • @johnnyray1717 The 70's, Johnny... The 70's...

  • @GekkoKamen Hehe,I mean... Bring back the 70's !!

  • anyone know where this opening was filmed at? An Hawaiian island maybe?

  • I'm sorry, but tatoo reminds me of Scrappy Doo. Little and irritating.

  • im going to get a tattoo of tattoo

  • @tacosandpussy A friend of mine has one in the style of the Pacino Scarface poster. underneath it it says " say hello to my little friend " funny shit.

  • that small dude always makes me laugh hes so funny.... :D

  • KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

  • Ricardo Montalban

  • @salsa02 ....miss him so much.:(

  • @imautism yeah i miss jackie she is this girl i know but i also miss moltanban.

  • wowww long time i ever try to fine this

  • Do you think that season three will ever be on DVD?

  • Back when you had no choice but to watch ABC, NBC, and CBS. That's one thing I don't miss...not having 100 channels

  • What was tattoo's choice of M&M's --- The plain the plain

    plus in the past when I said a plan was unrealistic, I said the person lived on Fantasy Island

  • at this point to many want to know what the future holds in store. Put them all in pink Island.

  • mr roarke was very much into bdsm it was part of tatoo's job description to paddle his ass with a wooden paddle studded with sharp nails

  • i didn't remember all the hot 80's trim running out like that.

  • kinda ironic ..Americans going to an island owned by Mexicans to get a fantasy now it's the Mexicans coming to America to fulfill fantasy

  • Those are some tight pants... quite disturbing.

  • Epic opening, love this show forever!

  • Oh Ricardo, I miss you! There is truly a fantasy island somewhere now. :)

  • @MissLizaMay there is. accessible by the 4 train - THE BRONX!!

  • This was a cool show but I alkways hated that little chinese /spic miget tattoo

    I wish he would die

  • @PussyeverydayIEat ---- No need to wish... He done died already. Suicide....

  • @PussyeverydayIEat wow racist much?

  • I remeber watching this as a young boy in the 60`s, the little umpa lumpa guy used to shout `boss the plane is here, the plane is here` then there would be some implausable story line.........

  • KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NN!

  • @LiquidSexWax The Best, most epic line in Star Trek history.

  • @Nightshift10000

    Also funny when George (Jason Alexander) screamed the line on a Seinfeld episode.

  • Ze plane, ZE PLANE!

  • It is all sooooo corny now

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  • why don't all you flamers shut the hell up and just enjoy the vid.

  • diane from cheeres

  • Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!­!!!!!!

  • Da Plane! Da Plane!!

  • The dwarf is actually mrmaxguy1 stop by his page and look see what i mean ask him about his hot date lol lol lol with himself!

  • Smiles, everyone. Smiles! (LOL) I forgot about that line.

  • wait a minute. i just realized that ricardo montalban is DEADERS! HOORAY! finally the victory. so happy. giggles. so long, wrath of khan... or should i say "trash khan". LMAO!!!

  • @a12gregjockca Ricardo's death is nothing joyful asshole, but I'll feel joy when you are dead, no question.

  • @cheapcape fuck off, bitch. some people have some serious celebrating to do. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! they're both DEAD! do you know what this means?? so exciting!! i guess they're floating on some "paradise island" in HELL now! hahahaha. fuck them both. midgets and latinos are gross.

  • i always wished someone would stab that horrible creepy midget. his face was so scrunchy and WEIRD. I CAN'T TAKE IT!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! midget must DIE!!!! tell me that horrible demonic midget monkey is finally put out of his SICK CIRCUSFREAK MISERY??? i don't wanna make this into an issue or anything though. just sayin'. giggles.

  • @TheWaterlily2012 who the fuck asked you, mary? why don't you mind you goddamn fuckng business before you get shived jailstyle up the front side. lmao! hooray!

  • Fantasy Island...the happy side of Jurassic Park...

  • WITH ALL THIS SERIES I REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD AMAZING I LOVE THEM THANK YOU HOLLYWOOD THANK YOU USA GOD BLESS YOU GREETINGS FROM MEXICO CITY

  • mr roarke knew how to make a booty call

  • Montalban is indeed on a fantasy island now.

  • Ha ha, that fantasy island car looks like something from 'Pimp my ride'.

  • 1.07 - 1.13 is the fantasy in fantasy island...

  • wow remembers me of my visit to koh samui

  • I remember this episode, at least the girl's storyline. If I recall, Roarke gives her a ring that can show images of her future in the jewel. Roarke warns her that she cannot change the future images. She later sees an image of a man apparently strangling her to death. Very cool episode.

  • da plane da plane !! AH !! WHY ISNT IT THE REAL THING FUCK !!

  • ze plane ze plane

  • De PLANE! DE PLANE!  Most memorable line to any tv opening.

  • I was just telling my kids how, in the third grade, I got in trouble for saying 'The plane, The plane" and had to see if it was YouTube. They were LOL, when they saw it. 10 and 13yrs.

  • @avonsuperfonman that's freakin awesome

  • The dwarf can't act for shit. He was much better in James Bond!

  • I loved watching this show right after Love Boat. It was like a fun escape every Saturday night. Now the best escape on Saturday nights is to turn the TV off!

  • @cheapcape

    you said that right there are no great programs now nothing like hert to heart this the love boat ....nothing

  • @JoanCollins2009 Indeed. Thankfully, we still have Netflix!!

  • What 80's child worth his or her salt WASN'T shouting "THE PLANE! THE PLANE!" well into Sunday mornings after seeing an ep of "Fantasy Island"??? Oh, the memories................

  • The plane, the plane.

  • this is fake. the word "swinger" was not used in 1977. soh, duh, fake. other people spoke it...

    remember, Big Brother is Watching you...

  • de plane de plane!

  • Very, very good times!! (SIGH)

  • Where was Tattoo on 9/11?

  • @siciaznguy That was really funny!

  • @siciaznguy His little ass could have saved some lives.

  • @amaolud78 The media would not have allowed that.

  • the guest who wants to be a swinger played Earnest T. Bass on The Andy Griffith Show - still looking for a wife! "It's me, it's me, it's Earnest T!"

  • Small guy held out for more $. Got replaced by a cute girl and committed suicide. Moral of the story is don't be too hungry. He had a cool, cushy job...be thankful and hush!

  • Greeeeaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for uploading it. Nothing more special than Tatoo saying : zplane! zplane! it was the only interesting part of the show, just try to imagine this show without Tatoo, it is just impossible. We accept him one of us, we accept him one of us! gooble gabble one of us.....

  • what the heck is taking so long for season 2 to get released out on DVD

  • Were the gals on the island basically prostitutes?

  • Awesome!  Used to watch this show every week. Been years since I've seen it.

  • "Smiles everyone...put the freakin' smiles on !!!!! Im Gunnery Sgt Hartman, your senior drill instructor...from now on you will not speak unless spoken to......"

  • "THE FREAKIN' PLANE BOSS, THE FREAKIN' PLANE !!!!"  lol

  • So many great memories with this show. I miss those times!

  • ggrrr...now I want to see how this episode ends!

  • what kinda of M&M's do you want tattoo?

  • I miss this time period in life

  • lol @ sar2ns597r

  • Ghey

  • Hola a todos!....En los 80's pasaban una serie llamada "Disneylandia" me fascinaba, en lo personal recuerdo un capítulo ke trataba sobre gnomos, realmente era muy buena, porfa súbanla!.....................O alguien puede decirme dónde encontrarla?

  • If only there was such a place as "fantasy island".

  • have to buy this show on DVD... (together with the old batman-show)

  • Wasn't there a piss poor remake of this in the 90's with Malcolm McDowell in the Montalban role??...or am I just imagining it??

  • @GazzTheFunkadelic

    Not imagining it! And you're right about that.  No one could replace Ricardo and Tattoo!

  • @GazzTheFunkadelic No, you're right. Mr. 'Clockword Orange' really played Mr. Roarke in a new remake with many differences, he wore a black suit and the series had a more serious look. Not as interesting as the older version, you can bet.

  • I remember watching Fantasy Island (& The Love Boat) on a regular basis every Sat. night back in the early-mid 1980s when it still was originally on the air. Each and every episode (of both shows) providing fine escapist fantasy. Just the perfect kind of entertainment for a Sat. evening. Sat. nights are just not the same these days without Fantasy Island (& The Love Boat) airing on its usual channel (ABC) in its usual time slot (Love Boat: 9pm, Fantasy Island: 10pm). Its a crying shame, really.

  • @classicphile

    I agree but I also would love to view "Eight is enough"

  • I'm going to find a Dodge Aspen station wagon in a junkyard somewhere and custom fit it to look like the one here. I'm not joking either.

  • NOEL EDMONDS' BIG BROTHER!

  • that cunt weren't no bigger than 2 foot nuffink!

  • Little known fact: Tattoo was actually 5'9" tall, But they used a short lens to make appear much smaller than Mr. Roarke.

    In real life Tattoo was a gifted basketball player and his nickname was 'Stetch".

  • blarney fart says it all. you twat!!!

  • Did you actually call me a "twat?"

    Are you a girl? I mean,, come on.

    You don't get a little humour, so you respond with a sissy statement. What next,,, are you going to call me a "Silly Goose" or something.

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  • 2.55 LOL ;D

  • Oh that's fucked up! No drink for Tattoo?

  • One of my greatest aspirations in the late 70's was to get an exact replica of the FasntasyMobile. That was the coolest machinery of the time

  • The only song the radio plays is," Volare"

  • don't watch this if you've been eating magic brownies

  • @PSP92262

    LMFAO...

  • theres a porno version of this

  • MyGuests, welcome to Fawntasy Island.

  • 3:59 : Hmmm-hmmm, what a glance! Teehee...

  • do you have the episode with lola falana called the spending spree?

  • perhaps the last good season of this good feeling show. it was at the highest peak at the time.

  • The parrot saw Lisa and ...fell off his stick! LOL 3:40

  • Did Mr Roark just say......SEX? OMG

  • rofl

  • Fucking Hot Midget

  • Lisa Hartman. When I was a kid I had the biggest puppy-dog crush on her. I thought she was the most beautiful "girl" in the world. haha

    She was the Jennifer Aniston of her day.

  • The cost of living sure as hell was less back then.Wages were almost the same as now and prices r still rising :D

  • (SIGH) Good times...

  • Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo because i swear to god your livin on Fantasy Island.

    God! That was a sweet show!

  • Fantasy island was a bourgeois capitalist enclave surrounded by The Sea of Communism, or, if one likes, The Communist Sea. The Carribean Communist Aggressors freqently beseiged Fantasy Island with a flotilla of warships and a fleet of fighter aircraft, demanding the surrender and capitulation of Fantasy Island. But, Ricardo Montalban, along with his trusty lietenant, Tattoo, always saw off The Carribean Communist Aggressors, per medium of their brave and astute command!

  • tattoo committed suicide not too long ago

  • I guess it depends on what you mean by "not too long ago." It was 16 years ago.

  • lol ok that was long enough

  • long enough for such a shorty indeed

  • for a min I was thinking wow this sucks until I seen all the lovely ladies come running down those stairs!

  • I'm thinking that this is how they're going to end LOST. The survivors of Oceanic 815 will travel to the other other side of the island and find Mr. Roarke and Tattoo waiting.

  • @sar2ns597r This would be a good one, hee hee...

  • @sar2ns597r WOW...now wouldn't that be something!!!

  • @sar2ns597r  LOL!

  • @sar2ns597r LOL this is really a good one :)

  • Solo Imaginate Tu y Tu Pareja Los Dos Quieran Presenciar La Noche De Las Dos Lunas Llenas El 27 De Agosto De 2009 a Las 12 00 Am a 12 30 Am Esto Es Un Evento Irrepetible Que Solo Sucedera Una Vez En La Vida y Por Que No Estar A La Luz De Luna Llena y Contemplando Las Estrellas y Escuchar El Vaiven De Las Olas Subir Y Bajar y Tener Una Fogata Encendida y Cantarte Con Mi Guitarra y Declamarte Mis Poesias y La Noche Es Joven Por Que Impieza a Llover y Viene El Intercambia Del Alma, Cuerpo y Espitu

  • Just Imagine That You And Your Partner are The 27 Of August Of 2009 In A Fantasy Island And You are In The Beach With Candles In A Romantic Evening and Just Hear a Instrumental Music an Sing With Your Guitar Say Some Poems and The Night Is Youg and Start Raing The Perfect Time To Do Sex With Your Partner, Just Enjoyed The Momento , And Relax. Because You Only Live Once Not Twice

  • Yeaaaaaaahhh... Mr. Rouke is supposed to get some "candy"!

  • Wow! The staff to guest ratio has to be like 50-1. Best hotel ever!!! When I stayed here I was joined with Charro, Telly Savalas, and the cast of The Fall Guy. 5 star all the way and I'll stay again next time I'm in the late 70's or early 80's.

  • Totally forgot about "Smiles everyone, Smiles...." We were camped out in front of the TV for this as kids.

  • Ya, me too. I think love boat came on before this.

  • The good old days! Tattoo is priceless...... I wish I could go back in time!

  • El avion, jefe, el avion, that is in spanish what Tatto used to say

  • The Chrysler Corrrdobaah....interior of genuine Coreenthian leather" What a claasic!

  • Now they are together in paradise.

  • OMG !!!! I just bought the season 1 !!! I watched Fantasy Island when i was a child too !!!! i"m an 80s junkie !!!

  • Welcome to fantasy Island! I loved this program when I was a child - They need to bring this show back and use Morgan Freeman as Mr Rouke and mini-me for tattoo hehe yeahhhh sounds like a plan!

  • hollywood were are you at bring back the good stuff!

  • whats up with dude wanting to become a young swinger? LOL. Dang, I missed that as a kid.

  • great. Now I need to see this episode...again. Cause you KNOW I saw it the first time. Jeez. Every Saturday night it was the double header of Love Boat & FI. This is what shaped Gen X. LOL.

  • I remember watching Fantasy Island (& The Love Boat) on a regular basis every Sat. night back in the early-mid 1980s when it still was originally on the air. Each and every episode (of both shows) providing fine escapist fantasy. Just the perfect kind of entertainment for a Sat. evening. Sat. nights are just not the same these days without Fantasy Island (& The Love Boat) airing on its usual channel (ABC) in its usual time slot (Love Boat: 9pm, Fantasy Island: 10pm). Its a crying shame, really.

  • El Avión!!! El Avióóóóóónnnnn!!!!!!

  • THE PLANE THE PLANE!! one of my all time favorites!

  • I was just at the Los Angeles Arboretum where they filmed the opening to the show. That house is still there. It's worth a visit if you are a fan.

  • may his soul rest in peace mr.Ricardo Montalbán

  • nice tv show.

  • when i was a kid I wanted to go to fantasy island so fucking bad but first I had to go on the love boat because i wanted to meet julie and throwback a few cocktails with isaac. lol.

  • I will miss Ricardo montalban terribly.I know he was 88,but he never changed.People like him only flourish and he will continue to flourish in heaven.God bless you Ricardo montalban and may you be awarded the greatest fantasy of all,freedom.I love you my friend.

  • don't forget he was pretty hot as khan from star trek. how many guys that age don't need a body dougle when they go shirtless?

  • All of us shall miss Him...

  • everyone drinks mixed drinks but their host who drinks wine and performs miracles. sound like someone we know?

  • smiles everyone smiles

  • great actor ol ricardo.like em in 2 episodes of hawaii five o years ago.but khan noonan singh in star trek 2.brilliant.rip mate.the plaaaane bossss the plaaaane.......

  • Yo! my Man not only had the entire island to him (I think), but he had the women, the pad, the "limo"....he had it all. He was the man back then. Can you say, BALLIN'!! R.I.P. PAPA!

  • RIP Ricardo Montalbán

  • @georgiadawg18 don't you mean Richardo Model-blonde

  • Good looking guy, and i remember watching these in the 80s.

  • RIP Ricardo. You'll be missed.

  • Wow I had forgotten how handsome Ricardo was back in the day. RIP to a masterful actor.

  • RIP Herve and Ricardo

  • Where could i see this show? I like it very much.

  • Don't know.

  • buy the dvd's

  • wow this the best I ever seen on youtube !"!

    incredible.."a swinger....hiim.."

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • *Great video but see "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau!AWESOME

    **DISCOVER "The Room MOVIE" by Tommy Wiseau! IT's FUN!**

  • my mom has this as her ringtone but instead of it saying "the plane" it says "the phone"!lol