GIVE PANTHER A HOME!

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

I think your mustache and or facial hair say you wear sex panther. Illegal in all 65 States and 4400 countries.

[maggz29]

poop complete

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

@calicocat178 you are sick

[krnlxndrr]

WHATEVER CUNT DISLIKED THIS, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU.

[mariahthemennis9]

I WANT THE VERDICT!

[IdoN0TneedTherapy]

I am the only one who votes "ceiling above bed" right?

[MysticalSelah]

Aww, the kittens are all grown up! :D

[islaoriental]

abouve your desk

[seegreeneyes]

litterbox

[tehhwhitefox]

Sorry I mean more matured brother =P

[tehhwhitefox]

you look like Morgan Spurlock's older brother. Seriously.

[vanawesome]

@tehhwhitefox - older?! Damn it. haha.

[132116352789]

LITTERBOX

[qiranger]

Litterbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[TerriGtoo]

OMG! I had that poster when i was a teen in the 1970's! It's a classic!

[jaajar]

oh and the panther..it should be inside the litterbox supervising the cats' "business" :P

[Valomorn]

He's certainly inspired my cooking, I'll never silently pre-heat my oven again. PRE-HEATIIING!

[electrogeek77]

He should totally be over the bed, so he can be Sex Panther. 60% of the time, he'll work...every time.

[vanawesome]

@chetahmasha - you did great!

[Tripleegirl]

Sgt. Grumbles makes noises! My favorite part of the whole video!!

[vanawesome]

@Tripleegirl - Yeah, it's pretty rare actually, I was pumped that he did that. It's next to impossible to predict when he'll actually meow like that, they usually make these awesome / hilarious chirping sounds. Especially Soy Sauce. 

[thenike03]

that panther seems to be the most helpful critiquing your outfits

[vanawesome]

@thenike03 - bah, he doesn't know what he's talking' bout! I got style! I do!

[quackdamnu]

Every time you said "Should I mount the panther in ..." I giggled.

Yes, I'm 51 going on 12.

[vanawesome]

@quackdamnu - hahaha. That's hilarious. 

[ricksname]

<3

[jaajar]

somebody's been watching Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time :P

[vanawesome]

@jaajar - what's that now? I've never heard of this.. it sounds like something I should check out. if it's real, which it should be, because it sounds hilarious.

[jaajar]

@vanawesome really? your egg cooking was frighteningly similar to that of SwedishMealTime.. try the video called Chop Chop Carnage Stew (Alternative Pyttipanna).

[RachyyLou]

Nice dedication actually eating the egg shell.... Yeuch :P xxx

[vanawesome]

@RachyyLou - Yeah, that was a bit risky... as they were slightly expired eggs to begin with. .... few days later.. i'm seem to have dodged that bullet!

[kittyaurorasan]

You look like Rufus Hound now. :3

[vanawesome]

@kittyaurorasan *googling....* That dude's got a sweet 'stach!

[kittyaurorasan]

@vanawesome You, Rufus, and Sheamus(of the Wwe) could have an epic 'stach convention!

[erikesemo223]

Desk!

[TheMadPoppet]

Can you mount the badger? Is that an option?

[KirstiieKam]

Hahaaa! Awesome video!

I vote....Above the litter box!!

[radtwelve]

regardless of the point of this video. I LOVED the effects/animations/whatever you did in this video! :))

Those are super gigantic fingers btw!

[vanawesome]

@radtwelve - The point of my videos is rarely important. :)

[KateReadsBooks]

My wife and I got a 4 foot by 3 foot photograph of snow owls for a wedding present, and we don't have fucking anywhere to put it. Let's trade.

[vanawesome]

@KateReadsBooks - dang, that sounds like 12 square feet of amazingness right there. use it as a dinner table if you were to get it laminated. I'm always in favor of lamination.

*proud of my math skillz*

[KateReadsBooks]

@vanawesome that's actually a really fucking good idea!!!!

[vanawesome]

@KateReadsBooks My ideas are as good as my math skills! Now get laminating! STAT!

[HotChargerGirl5346]

I say above the litter box so that Srgt. Grumbles and Soy Sauce have a model to look up to. Everytime the poop, they can look up and say "Someday, i want to be like him!"

[vanawesome]

@HotChargerGirl5346 - I do want them to grow up right. And there is no better influence than the panther.

[csandreas]

Ew, Crunchy eggs. 

[vanawesome]

@csandreas - Crunch = Character.

[ryoko7916]

I pick office, hopefully it inspires more videos. Your videos always brighten my day. And today there was a new tessa video too so double awesomeness : D

[vanawesome]

@ryoko7916 - Inspiration is key when making videos. It's difficult to find both the time and energy to make them, however, I love doing it, and getting comments. So, i secretly hope the desk wins too.

[cudthedestroyer]

Never try to mount a panther. Unless it has an uncanny attraction to your Holocaust 'stache. Then go for it.

[vanawesome]

@cudthedestroyer - I've never heard my stach referred to in such a fashion. Where does this originate? Which peoples did this stach destroy?

[cudthedestroyer]

@vanawesome It may have only been in my imagination, but don't pretend that lurking under that pseudo-beard isn't that same moustachioed evil the likes of Mussolini both feared and coveted. I know your secret.

[vanawesome]

@cudthedestroyer *shifty eyes* These LIES you speak are preposterous! Sgt. Grumbles here will now drive you back to your quarters, Sergeant, Take the destroyers here via the "scenic rout." Wink wink. (I'm instructing the good Sergeant here to "off" you in the woods on the way back to your quarters. In an attempt to silence you.. in case that wasn't clear.)

[cudthedestroyer]

@vanawesome I am but one man. Consider my final words. The revolution will be televised. And the Kardashians will make millions off the deal.

[amberace]

The cats seem more confused

[vanawesome]

@amberace - Yeah, these guys just have no idea what's going on.. ever.

[MrChief101]

The panther does little for me. I like the character of him, though. In this case, I would say over the cat "box." And-- nice sound effects-- comedy does come in threes...

[vanawesome]

@MrChief101 - Seems like you need a panther of your own!

[kawaii50]

I think Tessa would prefer the closet, but the kittens need the inspiration. Won't someone please think of the kittens?

[vanawesome]

@kawaii50 - haha. Love this comment. These poor poor kittens, the way the vote is currently shaping up, they still have a good chance! You can vote every day if you feel strongly, which it's clear you do. :)

[GalindirFirebane87]

I say the desk, since more videos equals more vanawesomeness! :) also, i miss your old beard! the new goateeish one looks quite dashing but the old one was better:)

[vanawesome]

@GalindirFirebane87 - not a goatee! Harumph! haha. but thank you, and ... thank you. I also loved my old huge beard. It will return. But I gotta say this stach feels pretty good.

[retror0b0t]

the best thumbnail. voted toilet

[vanawesome]

@retror0b0t - I too love the thumbnail for this video. One of my all time favorites.

[inliner904]

I say the closet so that he can comment on your fashion sense. I enjoyed that part a lot.

[vanawesome]

@inliner904 - I'm forced to listen to him, because the panther is never wrong, but at the same time, I think he's wrong about my fashion sense.

[pineappleboyfilms]

Awesome! Finally the Panther gets his long awaited due!

[vanawesome]

@pineappleboyfilms - Indeed! Poor guy's been doing his best to inspire, but wasn't ever allowed to reach his maximum potential!.

[MeanMissC]

I say mount him above your bed so he inspires you while you sleep, Or dont sleep.

[vanawesome]

@MeanMissC - heeeeyooooo! Wait, I don't get it.

[kkm2b]

Anyone notice how big those kitties have gotten? And fluffy! I'm heading over to vote litter box as we all need an ancestor looking down on us whilst we poop!

[vanawesome]

@kkm2b - Very true. That's why a photo of my great grandpa is going up above my toilet should the panther be voted elsewhere.

[mistyquest]

Not fair. How was I supposed to know that this would be so funny?? I was in the library and I couldn't laugh!! JERK!!!

[vanawesome]

@mistyquest - I'm sorry for being so thoughtless, next time, I will be painfully boring.

[Haschkeks]

0:30 That's some manly cooking!

[vanawesome]

@Haschkeks - It's best to shout and slam about when dealing with high temperatures and flames.... and Raw meat.

[cydkid2]

lmao should egg and cheese be crunchy?

[vanawesome]

@cydkid2 - yes. 

[JanErikEdvartsen]

That beard suits you - you look like a complete badass - 1970ies style :) You just need the tinted aviators and you're ready to rock.

I think the Panther should be over your desk - it's too proud of an animal to be elsewhere :)

[vanawesome]

@JanErikEdvartsen Oh man I have glassed just as you describe, the stach and those glasses were made for each other.

[Hyetalogy]

Hilarious video, man.

Above desk, for sure.

[vanawesome]

@Hyetalogy - thank you muchos. The vote turn out is great, right now, desk in the lead.

[badd2049]

That Omlette looked amazing!

[vanawesome]

@badd2049 - it was amazing. The secret here, is the cheese. and the careful preparation. and the eggs.

[badd2049]

@vanawesome Ahh thank you Sensei I will remember these words.

[MoRgUe27]

blend it into liquid, then inject it into your veins

PANTHER BLOOD!

[vanawesome]

@MoRgUe27 - hahaha. I can see no reason not to do exactly this.

[Soucchii]

on the ceiling over your bed.

[Tautudels]

Finaly Panther is getting his place again.

[deadkennedys63]

I think you may have the most epic handlebar-ish mustache ever.

[vanawesome]

@deadkennedys63 - I think you may be correct.

[SheerCuteGirl]

I have never seen a poop device such as that!

Thanks yay for no logging in or registering :D <3 you and tessa and the babies :D

[vanawesome]

@SheerCuteGirl - It's excellent. The Wife-part and I have tried every cat box ever, and this one is the best period. It eliminated probably 99% of litter getting tracked out of the box and onto the floor.

[MsMeatgrinder]

When I read the title of this video I thought you were putting the panther up for adoption.

[vanawesome]

@MsMeatgrinder - this will never happen.

[mairujyat]

Put him on a shirt. and wear him proudly.

[vanawesome]

@mairujyat - done and done.

[DytonBrothers]

Dude! You're awesome still! This had me laughing a lot! "So where are we gonna put that Panther..you...you jovuv..you..where are we gonna put 'im" lol.

[vanawesome]

@DytonBrothers - Thanks dude. Keep winning the interbone!

[DytonBrothers]

@vanawesome I will win the interbone. I will!

[JoshDyton]

ABOVE YOUR DESK GOD DAMMIT, i voted :) 

[vanawesome]

@JoshDyton - JESUS CHRIST OK!

[JoshDyton]

@vanawesome ;)



[Ilamarea]

But seriously, put him in the kitchen.

Panthers and food is the best combination ever, and it's not as gross and rare-ish as toilet.

And you can not show us your work secrets!!!

[Ilamarea]

Zie KITCHEN!!!!!!!!

[Marbles6346]

Not the kitchen because the thought of anyone eating eggshells is grossing me out. Blagghhh.

[eananpatterson]

Hey Van, have been a fan for quite many a year- z - plural! Was hoping you might do a quickie tutorial on what camera/lens you use as well as some editing tips that might help "Video-editing-noomz" like myself create better videos!

I know it's a lot to ask, since you work for a living..and have a life and what not, but hey... just do it anyway, because my happiness trumps everything else you have going on right now!

PS - You'da man, Mr. Van... that happens to include "Awesome" in his name!

[Pepeseinn]

get a fan thingy in the ceiling, add rope and the picture, now the panther can pounce those unknowing people that doesn't see the flying picture.

[jo05dk]

That's not an easily made decision man.. To be sure i'm doing both you and the panther justice, i will have a poop, pretend i'm working on my pc, get dressed as if i actually had a life and important things to do, and for once perhaps make something reminiscent of proper human food in my kitchen, before i vote. I don't know if my simple brain can comprehend the awesomenes that is the panther, but i will try my very best to do right by him.

I don't have a cat so i can't test the litterbox idea.

[electroforpresident]

ohhhh vanawesome you are a van... i mean awesome ><

makes my day to see one of your vids in my sub box

whoopah!

[999GuardianAngel]

Over the Desk :)

[waitingfor2008]

I voted for over the toilet, but now I feel bad. I just think that's the place where inspiration is most crucial.

[Zeezmania]

i <3 vanawesome

[OxBigly2010]

thought it was going to be a contest for us to win the Panther

[dandobi]

'ga dammit... amazing

[looneytoon76]

What's the deal with the 70's porn stache?

[Coryuken]

You should hang him in my bedroom.  So he can inspire me when I do everything.

[qualqui]

lol....in the kitchen?!! Wow,...crunchy eggs sunny-side up,....and ya take a bite of them,...hehehehe.....i gonna vote over your desk, whaddya mean over the toilet and the day Mrs. Vanawesome makes ya some good texas chili or other spicy food,...poor panther, receivin' all the BOMBS,...Thumbs up to ya vanawesome and btw, your beard/moustache/sideburns is so TED NUGENT!! =D

[vanawesome]

@qualqui - Panthers, historically, are the best bomb defusers. They were used during the cold war a lot. This is a fact. No need to look it up.

[mrcaptivator]

You're so sexy!

[angrypunkbronxkid]

The panther can join me on my adventures through the wonderful spectacle of dazzling rainbow delights that is my life.

[RockyBDemilleFan]

hmmm ... not an over the bed option for uh, you know ...inspiration? Mrs Vanawesome might thank you =o)

[vanawesome]

@RockyBDemilleFan - Oh man, I'd make the bed like every day if that were to happen. Tessa would be thrilled!

[12oranges]

That panther sure looks like it's in the closet.

[FrostGibbon]

what about in my house?

[WildMan7856]

In the kitchen!! Cooking like that all the time would be awesome

[michaelhonscar]

Chef Panther!

[Thejin2027]

The closet!

[WildMan7856]

under 300!!

[JackAssed100]

i think u should take that panther and release him into the wild!

[vanawesome]

@JackAssed100 - hippie. :|

[JackAssed100]

@vanawesome lol i knew the only way you would reply to me was by writing something like that. I love your videos!

[muffty1337]

nope!

[vanawesome]

@muffty1337 - haha. Fair enough. 

[AntiCliche]

@muffty1337

CHUCK TESTA.

[cindyreddeer]

It's about time you decided what to do with the poor panther. I'm so voting for over your desk...poor thing has suffered enough already. Please no one vote for over the toilet. Also, that is an interesting litter box, I don't think I've seen one like that before.

[vanawesome]

@cindyreddeer - Agreed. It's been bothering me forever, he's just been sitting in the closet, all alone and depressed, shouting muffled non-sense day in and day out.  I think it's about time he gets back to work.

[spamanator666]

I voted over the desk so we can partake in the panther goodness too anytime you do one of these type of at the desk vlogs!

[vanawesome]

@spamanator666 - Wise choice. It looks like the Desk is the early surprise favorite. But the litter box is quickly catching up.

[elusive73]

@vanawesome *points at self* - ~I~ am a litter box fan!

er... well, I mean.. in terms of mounting a panther that is.

Er... not "mounting" mounting... I mean, like hangning a panther.

Er... not "hanging" hanging.. ...

Awww F - IT you know what I mean.

;)

[vanawesome]

@elusive73 - this is such an excellent comment I can barely even stand it.