Dane Cook On Fighting

[ernestgarza211]

what are his clothes made of JELL-O

[487Cindy]

Soooooo true

[DarcyVictoria]

I freaking lost it when he did the shirtless cartwheel xD

[ThatOneGuy11395]

So true it happens all the time

[UseTheMannequin]

its frank muir

[RYANRYAN1234567]

you know thinking about it now he is right

[TheHackerFalcon]

of course the video had to end right before he ripped off his pants.....

[stefman666]

@TheHackerFalcon you're welcome ;)

[stefman666]

@mrryuuzamaki why did you reply to me? Why am i a troll?

[draussie]

Hahahaha...bang on with the stero types.

[jamesjay11]

Ok Some Of Us Do @ericwho1984

[ericwho1984]

LOL He was dead on about all of that lol

[jamesjay11]

We Dont Do Cartwheels And Flips But Other Than That Hes Right

[ericwho1984]

@jamesjay11 ohhhhh yes YOU DO!

[id493337]

@jamesjay11

Ya, I don't think in a fight you are suppose to be practicing cheerleading. Through I never got into a real fight before so I would not know.

[laubeatz]

HAHAHAH hell funny

[Kuroineko16]

I still don't see why haters have to freaking look up Dane Cook videos and insult them o-o" if you don't like, don't watch, simple as that. It's obvious the people who want to watch this are fans so why would you put a comment that would piss people off? Just to start an arguement? Jeez... ._."

[stefman666]

@Kuroineko16 its called trolls man. tey are evrywhere and they suck :(

[Kuroineko16]

@stefman666 Got that right they don't seem to have anything better to do then start arguements D:

[PrinceD4rkstR]

@stefman666 Hey, trolling is a art, man.

[AlexDelesky]

@PrinceD4rkstR an art* 

[xDrikenx]

@Kuroineko16 yeah dude theyr like stupid or something looking for vids they dont like its so idiot

[Kuroineko16]

@xDrikenx ya they should just find something better to do with their lives >->"

[TheBrooklynBratt]

Lol statuesque

[holdenc96]

13 people wanted to see Dane Cook's weiner.

[NarutovsSasuke159]

See the thing about stand-up comedy is there is no punch line. Meaning you have to actually use your brain to get why it's funny

[Kuroineko16]

@NarutovsSasuke159 You deserve more thumbs up cuz that was one of the greatest statements I've ever heard defending Dane Cook xD

[ROTFLxLAWL]

Could someone please show me where he said a punch line. He pointed out some funny things with races and their "signs", but really didn't do any jokes. Dane cook isn't funny, he's cute at best.

[keke235011]

lmao dats funne..n blk quys relle du tht stuff, it has me dyinn..never seen a latin lick there lips b4 a fight..bet its funne tho haha

[ericwho1984]

@keke235011 LL Cool J is half Latino.

[keke235011]

@ericwho1984 ohh really ? i didnt know that, wow learn something new everyday thanks:)

[ericwho1984]

@keke235011 I'm totally lying :-p

[keke235011]

@ericwho1984 lol guess yu dnt learn something new everyday haha

[jdalporto]

He is fucking funny. And hot(:

[Supernovalava]

@ wolfthing11 r u black

[stefman666]

@wolfthing11 :(

[badchavez]

@wolfthing11 cause you have no life

[nikthedick123]

@wolfthing11 well i like that youre not calling him "a fuckin retard" or some stupid shit. i like that you simply stated your opinion and left it at that, i respect that. thank you for being one less troll.

[jeffviper12]

@wolfthing11 well your fighting

[JakeWillSmith]

@wolfthing11 why does your mom hate you and give you up for adoption? oh the things we will never know. or care about

[cuzzo820]

@wolfthing11 Because hes funny?

[Sslingers]

@wolfthing11 ITS FUCKING FUNNY!

[SpeedDemon661]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[RichardGat]

I like how Dane Cook makes all these motions for when he's talking. XD

[ITrashYouBish]

It seems we are not fortunate enough to see the "Pants coming off" action

[SoSeriousBatman]

I bet you Dane Cook could beat me up, but it would be like... Really long

and unoriginal. (Daniel Tosh)

[MegaModKing]

he looks like frnak mir young version

[Philipeezy]

@MegaModKing Exactly!!! Hahahaha!!

[ChristianLueder]

Thanks for stopping the video before he took his pants off

[stefman666]

@ChristianLueder what you dont wanna see his junk? lmao

[jazzypants9898]

@stefman666 yes!

[chuddyluv]

@ChristianLueder LOL but thts the best part!! i was like "dane cook cant get any crazier than--oh wait....yeeeeaaaah" i was dying XD

[carlo88moe]

@ChristianLueder so you really wanted to see him show his package,huh,just had to see his complete physique........wow

[theHERMITLADY]

Omg what is the whole skit called?? I can't find it anywheres!

[stefman666]

@theHERMITLADY dont remember exactly but his skits are vicious circle, harmful if swallowed, retaliation and isolated incident.

[theHERMITLADY]

@stefman666 THANK YOU!

[jvallow]

@theHERMITLADY public restrooms lol its great

[retsea1]

I like the black part cause its so true. I like this guy cause his jokes are relatable. (i know its not a word).

[mlsuaarez116]

omgomgomgomg :O <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[doomsk8er]

Too quiet!

[iiTropicalACR]

utube commenting if ftw

[dorigzz]

the black guy goes like  T_T

[leenie1337]

Damn he's hot! I would hit that lol

[sweetsugar1501]

@leenie1337 xD i think everyone would xDD

[Megaaaaanx3]

i cant stop laughing LOL

[demondogbuddy1]

nice chest. a little hairy but nice ^^

[emomonkeyss]

Lol! Omg i was laughing so hard, and then he did a cartwheeel and i died

[stefman666]

@emomonkeyss R.I.P :P

[yoruxran123]

@emomonkeyss He takes off his pants after. Hahah XD

[Tcab96]

ROFLMAO!!!! Dane cook is hilarous!!!

[bleachbabe03]

LoLz Its sooooo true!!!!

[prumott08]

I love him, hahaha. It's so funny because it's so true!

[AMMindfreaksisters]

hes so freakin animated

[73Stargazer]

wow he's ripped

[MexiCancerIII]

he fuckin sucks floppy donkey dicks.

[stefman666]

@MexiCancerIII then why did you search for him. and how much do you know about floppy donkey cock. weirdo.

[MexiCancerIII]

To talk shit and I know enough to drop mine on yo mama's face.

[stefman666]

@MexiCancerIII you bought a donkeys dick. k you are kinda fucked bud. get a refund before it starts to smell.

[MexiCancerIII]

I need a refund from your mom, the bitch said she swallowed.

[stefman666]

@MexiCancerIII lmao ur funny. you're still a virgin so i wonder what the fuck you're talking about. your a creepy guy who likes to talk about animal genetalia and older women on youtube. eeew.

[MexiCancerIII]

and you're a two balled bitch, so what's your point?

[jjboy157]

@MexiCancerIII What the fuck are you talking about? Are you insulting him by saying he has 2 balls? Are you coked up? Thats normal? Unless having one shriveled up prune runs in your family?

[stefman666]

@jjboy157 lmao i know i just caught that!

[stefman666]

@MexiCancerIII wait what? yes i have a pair. you don't and you seem to be one of those fetishistic weirdos no one likes to talk to. please just shut up if you dont like the video just because you don;t. find a reason besides you are a retard or go fuck off to some animal porn video.

[JimmytheTexan1441]

@MexiCancerIII umm, is having two balls not normal in your fantasy world you have in that little thing you call a brain?

[Sanana135]

@MexiCancerIII Fuck you.

[theBlackSouth]

@MexiCancerIII your jealous you don't have the talent well i am too but you shoudn't be saying that just keep it to yourself you god damn bitch now do us a favor and drink some shut the fuck up

[MexiCancerIII]

Get yo ass back in that KFC, boy! You wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in the face with your welfare check. Bitch.

[sheiks65]

@MexiCancerIII dude if you don't like it than don't watch it, go search for something else to watch

[MexiCancerIII]

@sheiks65 How about FUCK YOU sandnigger? If you don't like pussy, go suck a dick.

[stefman666]

@MexiCancerIII he didn't say anything at all related to sexual preference. why do you just leap into the gay and racist stuff? Are you really that ignorant or just a stupid 12 year old actin tough on youtube? gee wonder which... both.

[MexiCancerIII]

I'll punchfuck your face, you faggot.

[sweetsugar1501]

@MexiCancerIII .........wow thats not very nice....

[stefman666]

@sweetsugar1501 youtube. it takes al kinds i suppose lol

[sweetsugar1501]

@stefman666 bahaha!

[ed199427]

that is sooo tru i know.......am an expert on black negros and thier behavior

[dmxthebeast]

@ed199427 we all are rofl

[ed199427]

@dmxthebeast was that sarcastic

[SHaiLuVsTaCos]

@ ThelilKnight I know right????

[ThelilKnight]

Cartwheel WIN!

[icedove1]

XDD its so funny cuz its true!!!!

[footballismylife217]

i love the black guys fighting

[youtubrgirl12345]

"Oh, yeah!!"

That was hilarious :D

[yokingA]

very funny fave dane cook vieo

[salehjoon]

How is this shit funny?

[stefman666]

because it's true

[sempinick]

u need to see the whole thing. not this video but the one called public restrooms. its hilarious

[yokingA]

yeh the whole thing is so funny (god forbid u use the stall)

[ms0487a]

Fuckin' '99...Will NEVER forget this bit...

[amber123]

haha i love this one

[Tracebebo]

but what makes black guys even more statuesque is that their boyz r around them and they're even more animated they're like, AWH YEAH!!! *does random activeness on stage*, lmfao

[SEHF77]

this is the best shit from dane hahahhaha

[vincecarter30000]

wow this guy is not funny

[mickhellion85isaniga]

laughing out loud

[mica19211]

Hahaha hell naw he did a kart wheel at the end too

[numo8976]

aha, dane cook and his... activeness on stage...

i mean, most of the time, i value being able to make people laugh with words, not with actions/sounds... but what's it to me? as long as it's funny

[stefman666]

it's the combo that makes dane cook... DANE COOK!!!

[erictolson88]

The cartwheel was fuckin CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!

[nicksantana93]

haha this soo true hahahahahaha

[FeceMcGee]

im not a Dane Cook fan but this clip is funny

[stefman666]

DAMN! almost 50 K views. Thx guys! show dane cook your support and laugh a little!

[sovietluigi]

im half blak, i laugh at black jokes, but there are jokes, and there are hate comments

[stefman666]

so which is this in your opinion?

[cenas1gurl]

this is a joke cuz he not insulting the way we fight and what not

[Vestalla345]

there boys are around thek like "OOOH YEAHHHHH XDDD"

[learntodrivenow]

should have done whole video

[redlipstickism]

HE. IS. EPIC.

[Beauthebeast50]

actually racism is the belief that one race is superior than another so when african americans say that a white person is racist for saying something relating to koolaid or chicken its not racist it is stereotypical so african americans just make themselves sound stupid when they say every thing is racist because just because u drink koolaid and eat chicken doesnt mean i feel superior to you

[kegmonkey]

@Beauthebeast50 Thank god someone else notices it. There are more racist blck people nowadays than white guys. (Note to black people, assuming a white guy is racist just because he's white is a racist act in itself)

[danielraysir]

@Beauthebeast50 ... Amen. Very well put. ;)

[jaidavu]

i love the cartwheel

[Avisuto]

Is the N word "nostalgic"?

[zebrasinpurple]

lmao lol haaaaaaaaaaa

[Verooo777]

LMAO him doing the cartwheel was EPIC!

[iloveupunk6809]

lmbo !

[MoonlitWater7]

im black and i found this funny.

cuz it's kinda true. and atleast he didnt use the N word.

[StingDaFling]

I am too, it's hilarious.

I like how he didn't use the n word, if he did that'd just be racist.

[Voyagersguidebook]

True, true and true...I'm Latino and white...I've seen it all, growing up in the melting pot big apple, LOL. This was really funny.

[stefman666]

well, then i guess i did my good deed for today :)

[BeatlesFan4ever20]

lmao i was licking my lips when he said the thing about latinios. hahaha!

[VGAlfredo]

wooow...are you serious? Grow a pair.

[NyaIsPower1]

oh get over it.

I'm black and at least he didn't refer to us as the "n" word like we refer to blacks.

[AnimeEyes143]

He called himself "White" instead of Caucasian.

[gairero]

so? this is comedy not an anthropology forum.

[AnimeEyes143]

Quite aware, it was a reply to a comment that either has been self deleted or marked as spammed so many times that it isn't shown.

[halona69]

what are you a dumb ass? why should he say it so polite? its a standup not some tea party

its not like he said "niggas" or whatever

[stefman666]

dude, you have bboy in your name an your worried about Dane Cook, a comedian, using the term "black people."

Grow up.

[flyingfire197]

idc if someone says something rascist, i mean seriously u call a black person a name and they get all mad and if they call white ppl something i dont really give a crap.

[stefman666]

yeah, but theres a point where it's being over sensitive. are you saying that now you can say whatever you want to white people as payback for what my great great great grandfather did to your great great etc? thats not very progressive as a culture. we need to evolve past that.

[Winstonthevampyr]

Slavery ended a long time ago, move the fuck on. I had nothing to do with racial discrimination.

[shubiguby]

ok see im black. and im a direct desecdant of slaves. do you really believe that the people of this generation can be blamed for what their ancestors have done? and what if their ancestors fought against slavery or even died fighting against it? that is something to think about.

[utubeluver654]

k, bboy

in case you didnt know we are infact black

and he said he was white not caucasian

so i suggest you take that pole out of your ass grow a pair

and learn to enjoy some good natured humor

[dachande99]

and I find Kanye Racist for stealing Taylor Swift's mic.....

[XxSirBboyxX]

Ok you guys are getting mad at me just to let you know, I didnt mean to offend anyone and Im being serious about this, I didnt put up that comment, my a-hole of a little sister did I only use youtube to watch Info on video games...So...Sorry and....well...y'know

[xXxJackXSallyxXx]

Not racist, ignorant.

[Flyers2cup1227]

great would have been funny if he showed the whole thing!

[stefman666]

sorry, i don't have the rest

[xkillem109]

OOOOooohhhh yeah! xD

[117mastacheif117]

trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeee

[COG287]

dammit dude you cut out the part where he ripps his pants off

[xObsessedFriendx]

That all is SO true! And I know this from experience from my school's fights. Funny!

[SightFlight]

Your wii fan ill check for a friend

[tank1demon]

aww why didnt we get to see him tear his pants off?!!?

[killordie33]

THAT IS SO FRIGGIN TRUE!!!!!!!ESPECIALLY THE BLACK GUY ONE!(NO offense ppl its just what i have seen in fights at my school and stuff)

[icerat19]

@killordie33 at my school the black people either do that or pull their pants up really high and say "wuts up then?!?!" and whoever strikes first says "thas was up"

[killordie33]

@icerat19 i know right?

[KecioLuvsInuasah]

hahahahaha!!!he did an fing cartwheel!!!!!

[gingergirl373]

so true

haha

nice abs!

[Musician0at0Work]

its so true except I do what white people do

[Lalachich01]

HAHAHAHAH!!

[leximinchy]

nice pants

[MCRandCrissangel123]

he takes off his pants afterwards

lol