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  • SHIT SHIT haha

  • The spectator is just describing how the aircraft is about to take a shit on the ground.

  • bet he got a royal bollocking for that!

  • doesn't he mean near crash

  • Time to check your shorts!

  • That was some class flying lol

  • This clip is sponsored by Daz washing powder.

  • whow

  • It's a case of when you're in your car, you know the trajectory, the lines you can take and at what speeds, a rally driver perhaps, whereas the onlooker thinks it's certain collision.

    From the cockpit this pilot will have worked that out and knew that on his current speed and pitch he'd clear it. Looks good though, and big cajones.

  • 1:24 is what your looking for.

  • There is another video of this at Warton Aerodrome I assuming that was a practice run. Search Near Miss Warton and you'll get it. I think its part of the routine designed to turn heads. Good skills and balls from the pilot.

    And for all those having the F22 Eurofighter argument please remember they are two different types of planes built for different contracts on different budgets. The F22 is a great and plane and so is the Eurofighter. There are goods and bads for both.

  • lucky he was flying that plane

  • was he planning to drop so low or do you think he had one hand on the "eject" button?????

  • He had it covered ;)

  • he just wanted to set off all the car alarms LOL

  • 14 people don't like seeing tarmac melted.

  • LUCKY BASTARD.

  • Fez merda do inicio ao fim...Estol de velocidade é o que mais mata em apresentações a baixa altura.

  • Fez merda do inicio ao fim...

  • Shit Shit Someone was in a hurry lol

  • Just a bit of A HIGHER-THAN-ANTICIPATED SINK RATE, EH?

  • 14 people said shit.....SHIT!

  • Ha Ha gotta love the guys screaming from the porta potty in the background while all of this was going on.

  • Do you know whats the best thing about the Typhoon? The plane wasn't designed for stealth, unlike the American F22, however by painting it with Radar Absorbing Materials, it gains increased invisibility to radar at a fraction of the cost of an F22.

  • @PaintSniffer07 I love the Typhoon as a raw dogfighter, but there is absolutely no comparison between them in stealthiness. The Typhoon's RCS is estimated to be up to 10,000 times greater than the F-22's, and that's clean - with any sort of payload, and it jumps far up beyond that. It doesn't have "invisibility" to radar really; it will simply reduce chances for longer-range acquisition and maybe help with defeating BVR lockups/shots without having to go STT (or equiv), and that's head-on only..

  • @AreciboNadare I'd query that figure of 10,000 just a bit there mate lol altho the F-22 will rely on BVR weapons. Statistics tell us that BVR missiles have a 50% success rate against the Arabs. It would be far lower against high tech nations who's jets carry active cancellation systems. Jets such as EF use other means to hide themselves. AC recieves, distorts then sends the signal back slighty out of tune. The only people who really know the facts are Lockheed and BAE

  • @PaintSniffer07 RAM coatings are used on most jets. One of the main things EF will have which F-22 will not (due to it's VLO charateristics) is RAM jet missiles. They are too big to fit internally into the F-22 without redesigning the weapons bays. You could fit them to the outside of the F-22 altho then you loose the VLO which the F-22 will rely upon. The F-35 gets internal METEOR missiles tho which is cool. Boeing are taking care of the promoitonal side of the project

  • pull up pull up!!!

  • i bet his arse hole is still puckered up

  • ground effect save this guy,,,,,  lucky

  • Oh my God! That was very Close :O

  • fast forward to 1:25 to see near crash into ground

  • I guess the Typhoon perform this maneuver better than Russian Su-27.

  • insane

  • @harveydog2006 europe or asia

  • damm

  • holy cow where was this filmed????

  • Saved by the ground effect!

  • Shit....SHIT!

  • I hope this pilot didn't get sacked. He just saved millions of pounds of equipment, didn't shit himself and lastly showed how well trained the RAF are. We all know an American pilot would have pushed that eject button faster than he can eat a quarter pounder.

  • @MrEreda damn straight millions of pounds of equipment is not worth a life

  • @roshawn1111

    No, it's not, but if you are a pilot and you CAN save the plane - why not? All i was pointing out was how well trained he was to know when/when not to bail out - imagine how much training it takes to gain the confidence to do that. Thats all i meant, sorry if you took any offence.

  • @MrEreda i mean why be stupid your not paying for it so bail out its still not worth your life be smart not dumb you only get 1 chance to be here be your right he is well trained

  • @roshawn1111 Yeah, your right :)

  • @MrEreda bullshit

  • @MrEreda You were touched as a child weren't you?

  • @MrEreda Its a BAE typhoon with a BAE test pilot in as the eurofighter didnt enter service with the RAF until 2008

  • @MrEreda It's not that fair to compare it to what someone else "would have" done. Pride comes before a fall chum.

  • this pilot knew he had control and stayed in, some pilots would have ejected

  • I think that man at 1:29 speaks on behalf of the pilot.

  • eurofighter is expensive,heavy,underpowered and slow in control response, a plane sabotaged by the biggest fighter plane manufacturers and politic scums of europe.

  • Guy on the ground: "Shit! Shit!!" Jet: "Psyche!"

  • Fired.

  • if he fucked up why did he bank right ? to look at the face of the noob yelling SHIT SHIT.

  • All i see is one god damned skillful pilot. Like i would assume all fighter pilots are :D

  • That's when you need thrust vectoring...

  • Whoa...

  • Hah.. n00bs on a plane :)

  • Thank God he has delta wings ;D

  • i hate to say it but that was not a near miss. that was under full control.

  • @PotionsOnAMonday

    since when counts stall as fully under control?

  • @natsplit sorry but im not seeing a stall there at all. the plan performed perfectly. i dont know what your on about

  • @natsplit

    What fucking stall?

  • that bird was shitting fire :O

  • SHIT SHT!!!!

  • Hate to say it but i've watched a few videos with this same sort of stunt. It seems this is just a showoff move to wow the crouds :)

  • Wow!!!

  • SHIIIIT SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Im sure that was AGENT OSO flying that jet! Hes in there saying "its all part of the Plan"

  • that guy lol " shit shit"

  • I was there with my family that day and believe me the crowd went very very quiet when he nearly bellied it, the pilots heart must have been really pounding because that floor must have been coming at him pretty quick.

  • the plane wouldnt crash the computers onboard a eurofighter stop the aircraft from getting into any situation where it would be possible for it too crash

  • @ilcofive Where did you get that stupid idea? It was painfully obvious that pilot was 10 feet away from hitting the deck. MF'er had to go change his shorts after that. Very surprised he didn't eject...

  • @ilcofive

    from the point of view of a programmer you have great faith in computers....bugs !!

  • I hope the pilot was wearing some depends lol he probably needed to change them after he landed.

  • 0_______________0

  • Bet the pilot said shit too.

  • rename this clip "sxxt shxt!" cos the guys short commentary is as good as the pilots skills lol

  • CODE BROWN! Clean up in aisle 1

  • Once saw one of these flick itself over a mountain side after we think its pilot went up the wrong valley. Must have been no more than 200ft from where were stood... breath taking aircraft to watch.

  • Shit... SHIT!

  • My boss worked this show in 2005 and we have talked about it in depth, in the pilots enclosure the pilot admitted getting it wrong but also said their wasn’t a lot to be done about it, you can bang out at any altitude (Martin Baker zero zero) but he was worried about his un manned plane flying solo, so he just prayed and it came good, the yanks sat their watching all admitted that if this was anything but a typhoon it would of been night night Venna. Lucky lucky zoom zoom!!

  • 1:30,,,,,crash,...........airp­lane.

  • Shit Shit!

  • @BowtechBandit So where`s the near miss! Had kites in the mess lunching!

  • @linedriver1

    near miss between an aircraft and a planet called earth...

  • @BowtechBandit Sounded like Gordon Ramsay was watching this one!

  • My money is on the fact the pilot exceeded the critical angle of attack and bearly pulled out of the acelerated stall in time. There are tons of videos were SU-27s do the same thing while trying to performe the cobra at low altitude. But they useualy crash.

  • @Vyppaaa11 they usualy crash eh?? tipical man its a russian plane that crashes to much.I swear more of them crash and they havent seen combat.good thing there grounded.

  • @1bearcatf8f I'm not sure whether you are agreeing with me or not.

  • @Vyppaaa11 I am agreeing with you.And its true SU-27s crash alot,Now there grounded do to a plane that crashed for no reason.

  • @1bearcatf8f I have a reason...The SU-27 was designed in 1967 and the russians have no idea what they are doing when it comes to maintence.

  • @Vyppaaa11 67??? wow i thought atleast 77 but i guess not.The SU-27s seem to be useless if they keep crashing.Making more flanker familys might share some same problems to.

  • @1bearcatf8f I'm sorry, let me correct my self. The F-15 began development in 1967 and the SU-27 began development in 1969.  Sorry about that. But I also find it very funny that the F-15 entered service in 1974 and the SU-27 did'nt enter service until 1984. Menaing that the SU-27 took 8 more years to develop and now they are crashing alot.

  • @Vyppaaa11 Well the designs were in the 60s,THe planes wernt made until the mid 70s.Well they crash because from 39 to 80 the russians had the worst planes ever.But they may be better in planes now but they still suck,There pilots cant fly for crap.

  • "Shit...! Shit...!" lmao

  • And went is the near miss ?!

  • @mrlukester2010 when the plane damn near belly flops the runway at 1:30

  • @mrlukester2010 Dude, you need treatment, we have nearly seen an accident here. Who are you? You possibly have never been out of your city and question this was not a near miss? So easy to be brave from a far away laptop. Seeing the vid it is clear we would all say as the guy Shit! I am dead!

  • ''Maximum angle of attack'' ''Pull up''

  • I think the pilot also miscalculated the required altitude required for the Split-S manuevre he was performing. I believe it's between 6,000ft and 10,000ft needed to pull that move without endangering yourself, and he seemed below 6,000ft to me.

    Also, what that guy said about thrust management :P

  • In the words of Bob Hoover, "you gotta know your margins" and that was pretty close

  • 1:39 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE BROUGH A LOUD ASS CAT

  • OH THAT WAS close! i believe they have installed a voice actavation device, which when activated by low extreme flying SAYS!.....you crash this plane and you will be paying for it!....IVE HEARD it works,.....and in this case it did! cause that was well close to an add in the local paper, SAYING !1 eurofighter typhoon for sale accident damaged, suit a someone with time on there hands and good at jigsaw puzzles!

  • well considering the angle and speed propositioned at that point i considering this pilot lucky

  • tower- "typhoon 1, check your shorts"

    typhoon- " Roger! bomb has been dropped"

  • Think the cameraman was more scared then the pilot !

  • hahahaha stupid pilot

  • @tomash86j You don't get stupid RAF Pilots.

  • "Near Miss"? You guys want to know what a "near miss" is? IT IS A FUCKING COLLISION! Near Hit is what you see here.

  • @Kasakkasotnia You aren't too bright are you? Think about it for a bit.

  • @Kasakkasotnia "Near Miss" is not a "COLLISION".

  • @MyOnlineHKcom technically, hes right. the plane almost hit- almost missed is close to not hitting... its just a figure of speech... an incorrect figure of speech...

  • I bet you couldn`t have pulled a sewing needle out of his arsehole with a tractor as he was coming down watching the runway getting really close! Shit!

  • ok wel he should have never done that at low altitudes lol dumb

  • "SHIT SHIT FUCKING HELL"

  • Lucky he had lots of thrust, cause it sure looked like he was out of that lift stuff.

  • @kenunderhull you are incorrect he had lift just not alot he was on full burner tryin to go faster thus getting more life, believe it or not if u have no lift no matter how much thrust you have your plane will drop like a rock!!

  • hoooly shit, that was pretty fekin close!

  • lol love the guy saying shit at 1:30

  • thats a stunt that most of them type of planes do

  • keen as on the nose up attitude pulled soo hard it kept going down, looked sweet tho. a real test of ur nerves

  • i really dont reckon he was meant to do that. lol. probably going to get a right bollocking for that. Those things cost millions

  • gonna miss the Jags

  • lol, SHIT SHIT!

  • Any crashes so for the Euro fighter?

  • @KernelThread yeah...at RAF Coningsby

  • @pcjoel999 Thanks, looks like crashed while landing anyway.. still my favorite jet..

  • lmao shit... SHITTTT

  • Amazing!!! This video shows very well how powerful are that jet engines on Eurofighter...!!!...

    Near Crash....Afterburner...Here we go again... and the only result probably was some SHIT...SHIT... on pilot pants! :D

  • Either the video is scratchy, or those are FOO's @ 1:27. Remarkable pilot

  • Shit. SHITTTT LOL

  • OMG!! check my shorts!!!!! that is one hell of a plane,, and ONE hell of a pilot

  • I bet that pilot shat his pants lol

  • Nicely judged ground scimming action ,,,,,,,or maybe not.

  • The Typhoon is like a rocket! I wasn't worried.

  • @DeltaNC the flight computer lit a fag after that one

    Pilot - "Nyaaaaaar !! Pull up damit !!

    Flight computer(voice of HAL) " im sorry dave i cant let you do that"

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  • @rankinmania did you know "HAL" existed in the movie 2001 Space Odyssey - years before IBM became powerful as a corporate entity. The thinking behind "HAL" was that the computer was trying to take over the world....the analogy of a company like IBM which did just do about that. And HAL was related to IBM...look at the spelling "I" comes after "H", "B" comes after "A" and "M" comes after "L"..amazing futurist Arthur C Clarke!!

  • Shit. Shit! SHIT!!!

  • I like jet noise but 1:38 to 1:41 sounds horrible

  • @1:25

  • nahh... he was just showing off!

  • brown trousers time

  • planes cant fly upside down ... i really dont no what to say to tht ..... apart from poor unfortunate soul

  • What what what! You wanna get crunked up up up! Yeahhhhh! Of coure they can't fly upside down there coffee and there sat nav would fall out the sun roof you dick breath and there hard hat would fall off and lose change didn't think about that did you , it's fake

  • @drawbutt i don't understand your comment....planes can fly upside down.

  • if this is in england dont know how in gods name he got away with it :P in the us from what i've seen in vids F15 and 18s are doing fly pasts just udner the sound barrier at mearly 100 feet, would love to hear the "shit shit" guy in one of them!

  • Pilots follow strict display guidelines for the safety of the public when performing at air shows. The aircraft entered a vertical manoeuvre without sufficient ceiling and was still descending at approx 80ft. This is clearly unsafe and thus an unplanned outcome for the display. The pilot broke from his routine on the orders of ATC and air show safety invigilators.

  • The Typhoon pilot was in total control and it is no way a 'near miss' as someone has already stated it is an Airshow, pilots push the aircraft to the max to display its capabilities

    oh and HAHA at the dude in the video ' SHIT... SHIT' go change ya pants dude

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaa that was an embarrassing day for him

  • What sort of idiot are you man. Fake what a load of bullshit, it is very real you would have to be fucking stupid to think it wasn't...

  • pilots have fcking harnesses you dopey pillack

  • It's fake are you effing stupid you can tell it's a remote control plane, planes can't fly upside down you ficko or the pilot would fall out you it's not real there useing sound effects !! Very good sound effects and great control with the remote plane il give them that!!

  • lol...classic:

    "planes can't fly upside down you ficko or the pilot would fall out"

    thats hilarious dude. for your sake, i hope you were kidding

  • what a mug you are

  • It is not fake and jets can fly upside down for a short period of time

  • It's fake are you effing stupid you can tell it's a remote control plane, planes can't fly upside down you ficko or the pilot would fall out you it's not real there useing sound effects !! Very good sound effects and great control with the remote plane il give them that!!

  • @drawbutt ahahahah! ahahaah! a remote controlled plane!!! what did you smoke dude?

  • I think the pilot had a sphincter moment with that one.

  • "shit, SHIT!" For fuck sake pal, have a fag and chill out, was no where near crashing lol

  • near enough to warrant the rest of that display being scrapped and the pilot to face a disciplinary ttdantt.

  • The pilot new what he was doing its an air show after all. there supposed to do crazy stuff like that. Its a dog fight move I guess.

  • ok......you are thick......

    havent you notice the foreplanes on the typhoon if it starts to stall i goes into the hud computer and helps stabilise the plane ,......it doesnt take a scientist to work that out!!!

  • you could still smash it to pieces though if you performed one of those moves too close to the ground, and you wouldnt have to stall. I'm sure pilot knew what he was doing though, with the heght, air speed and control, but looked close, and in an ordinary fighter would definatly be a close call.

  • its a real plane you dumbass fucking cunt

  • You cant stall a Euro Fighter. Fact.

  • that pilot got balls of steel

  • Of course he meant to do this...this is the RAF not the USAF, I wonder if the USA and Russia can evermake a plane like this, its the best ever made.

  • You obviously don't know the F-22, nor the F-35.

    And i'm not american before you ask.

  • What you need to see is that he didnt pull up on that dive at all and went out at level flight, my money is on, he meant to do that.

    A thrust vectoring system consists of a vector unit, which is connected to the engine, and a nozzle for directing the engines thrust.

    Wiki view and spot on is. Thrust vectoring is the ability of an aircraft or other vehicle to direct the thrust from its main engine(s) in a direction other than parallel to the vehicle's longitudinal axis. Why people no look first

  • How much money are you putting on that?

    There is such a thing as minimum safe altitudes, which he clearly violated. Also notice the vapor trails coming off the leading edges of the wings, indicating that the wing was on the edge of a stall. If I was putting money on it, I'd bet the pilot had one hand on the stick pulling back with all his might, and the other hand on the eject lever. Close call.

  • This is the third time i have seen this happen in display practise and yes i would bet my RAF Pension on it, he's 15ft above the deck and showing the power he has, granted showing of but none the less can be done, has been done, will be done again.

  • Vapour is G not stall dude, When a wing is generating lift it causes a vortex to form at each wingtip, and sometimes also at the tip of each wing flap. These wingtip vortices persist in the atmosphere long after the aircraft has passed. The reduction in pressure and temperature across each vortex can cause water to condense and make the cores of the wingtip vortices visible. This effect is more common on humid days. It was humid that day