Scrubs 'That's Mine'

[MrMachinimator]

Asking a teenager to masturbate is like asking Jd to be funny, Its gonna happen anyway lol

[UkXtremeUk]

It's mine*

[100Modem]

lol  the way JD slides in in the beginning.

[Dicko0824]

JD nailed it on that one.

[sprosonator]

As that patient I would say sarcastically: "Thanks for putting that image in my head, that would really help with my treatment."

[FriedrichtheFag]

Kim and her stupid over fertile-ness ultimately enabled the writers to end Scrubs. -___-

[spxeli]

@FriedrichtheFag Scrubs was canceled... I don't follow?

[aidand1234]

Kim sucks at the Zoom Zoom Zooming

[gallaros9]

after he said ".. for me that would be cutting back" there was a deadly akward silcence in my room.. then when he was hit by that door i just bursted into laughter

[NateSean]

Would be funny to get a doctor to write that on a perscription pad though.

[Edd360]

in a hospital bed for phimosis? his turtleneck must be tight as SHIT

[theomega616]

1) SUH LAMD!

2) Why have I not seen this episode!?

[imjustachillin]

I just looked up what "Phimosis" is....

.....oh man, does that look painful.

Especially if you have to masterbate 5 times a week.

[EmperorHilo]

"See you round 6, where something slutty!"

My GF said the same thing to me on my first date.

[blastercore]

@EmperorHilo OMG WEAR, WTF the english language ain't so fucking hard.

[EmperorHilo]

@blastercore You're right, I made a mistake. But does anyone really care?

[KnowledgeAndTheBeast]

@blastercore "...the english language AIN'T so fucking hard."

You said ain't. In a grammar Nazi post. You're automatically retarded.

[ZakobYoa]

@KnowledgeAndTheBeast nope

[naym2011]

@KnowledgeAndTheBeast fuck u spelling is not imrpon u nazi bstard utuve is not a formAL sItuAion TO

[tonymorales12]

@blastercore if it isn't how come you wrote "ain't"? "ain't" isn't a word! so go learn proper ENGLISH before criticizing someone!

[blastercore]

@tonymorales12 Yeah go say this after 4 months little late Mr. turd.

Btw sentences start with a capital letter.

[muchohumpty]

Her character was really cool.

Didnt take herself to seriously & had fun

[MDFKAAA]

haha wear something slutty

[TheNomeKing]

Looking forward to our date...

FACESLAM!!!!

[joeyer5]

''Thats mine''

OOOW ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

[TheBloodNGore]

0:54 PWNED!

[azizerz]

holy shit i laughed soooooo hard at that!

[Jeroenymaus]

i guess with wear something slutty she means he is her b*tch? :P

[blm1990]

The treatment is frequent masturbation? That'd be an ironic reversal of circumstances; your mum's outraged to find that you're not masturbating when she enters your room.

[yankees032778]

That treatment is like getting ice cream when you get your tounsils taken out!

[CazuhLynn]

@yankees032778

Those were the best days in my life. although, you know, except from the pain down my throat and stuff, but man, I got ice-cream like fove times a day xD

[CazuhLynn]

@CazuhLynn and with "fove" I mean five oO

[yankees032778]

@CazuhLynn yeah same here. The ice cream was worth it (also helped that there was an ice cream store right across the street from the hospital)

[CazuhLynn]

@yankees032778

We had an ice cream store right IN the hospital! Well, it was in the lobby next to the entrance, far away from my room, but nevertheless in the hospital. Ah, good times. I...guess...

[yankees032778]

@CazuhLynn don't forget missing school!

[CazuhLynn]

@yankees032778 So true! I almost forgot.

[GoGSiggyGoG]

0:53 best :D

[Happyking43]

Lmao.

[lartkrin]

he said in front of his future girl friend??? no its:

he said in front of his future mother of his child!

[UnseenChains]

@lartkrin Well that doesn't come until later, so it's irrelevant. 

[lartkrin]

@UnseenChains -.- i know that it comes later, it was suppose to be an joke! and if you can't see that then you shudent be commenting!

[youtubaholic]

liar!

[CazKamikaze]

BEST DIAGNOSIS EVER!!!, and i hate when people say they made somethin up....im like no, u didnt, i seen it in an 80s movie...

[Deckaio]

I'm glad that J.D's hair is so perfect that this crash didn't affect him.

[250lespaul]

I hate it when the highest rated comments are quotes from the video everyone just watched or is about to watch so that the punchline is ruined!

[PoutingXEvoke]

nnaaww.. "thats mine"  JD :3 TOO ADORABLE

[Silicon1991]

I love The Glide ! :D

[raenBow27]

oh boy :D i love the physical humour in scrubs, it's brilliant!

[Sushiii94]

I hate Kim.

[MultiCyyber]

o.O first comment :D

At the end he says: ITS mine, not thats :D

[CurtisDoverY0]

"You zoom zoom zoom?!?"

"Ofcourse I invented the zoom zoom zoom."

"Oh...(liar!)"

[whateverlzzm]

kim is sooo ugly when jd crashes into the glass thingy roflmao

[Fleurbleue88]

0:33 is SO GREAT!! xD xD xD omg...that made my day... :D

[lartkrin]

when he crashed i was thinking on the movies ''final destination''

[rhythmdivine2]

i love kims face when he hits the glas ;D

[JamesWrenWaZErE]

Oh cool... LIAR!!

[Orca8472]

Me neither, dude...

[telefonie007]

I don't like Kim.

[ETgins]

"that's mine...."

[007DefCon3]

The line "thats mine" is so epic that I was actually thinking i would have to find the episode 'my transition' and watch it all but YAY!!!

[ConnDevi88]

I first thought when JD said "Help The Poor Kid Out" that he meant that she should help him

[0lalah]

Yeah me too! ;D

[scrambledpenis]

my all time record for masturbating is 17 times in one day. anyone got a higher one!

[ffskuntismashu]

@scrambledpenis

no because i can get laid and dont have to masturbate 17 times a day you loser.

[scrambledpenis]

4 things. 1.you have no right to judge. 2. i was 14 at the time. 3. and i have been with women since then. 4. one of them was your momma.

[ffskuntismashu]

@scrambledpenis

so a month ago you were 14? you dont mature in a month dickhead and i doubt any woman would touch you. probably because you masturbate 17 times a day.

[scrambledpenis]

oh my god your really retarded.  i never said i was 14 right now. where are you getting that from? i said *when* i was 14 jackass. im 26 now. you know when you clean your ears with a cutip your supposed to stop when hit resistence. you fucking retard. grow a brain!

[ffskuntismashu]

@scrambledpenis

ur comment was from a MONTH ago you retard. fucking spastic.

[firegoat]

you should be attacking his eyes for reading your comment not hearing it >.>

[hassansagheer]

LOL! 17 times a day huh? "for me that'd be like cutting back" :P

[zofspade]

If by day, you mean since I started typing this sentence. I know, that doesn't make sense.

[tjohn1986]

she's stiff and moves without coordination. i sill love her though

[Mammothtankgrind]

Ouch to the first ...and... Fuckin Hurtin for the second = / !! but ... Lolness is a cure.

[jackie2x05]

ahahaha i just so freaking love scrubs!!! that made me laugh so hard i cried a little=]]

[Lynx251]

If someone said that for them it'd be cutting back, I'd be well creeped out!!!!

Way too much info for a 12 year old to know at his age..

[Burn0Man]

sounds like he said its mine not thats mine

[madman2u]

0:55 ouch, i felt that pain. Damn that got to hurt :(

[yesindeed9775]

Fucking awesome xD i laughed so hard when i saw this! lol

[TruthThanks]

"thats mine..." =[

[JacksonNJoeRMyWorld]

LOL "Wear something Slutty!! Zoom Zoom Zoom."

"Thats mine..."

[MrExitOnly]

lol best part 0:57

[SocialEclipse]

God. How could he do so many.. Painful. Stunts? God bless you Zach Braff.

[Lynx251]

The glass shattered easily so I doubt it'd have hurt him that much, and for the door? I think that was intentional....

[porkastein]

I think it was all intentional.

Unless you are referring to the character, in which case of course it wasn't intentional! Who the fuck would smash their head through a sheet of glass for absolutely no reason?!

Anyway, the 'it's mine' line is bloody hilarious. I've seen this episode a dozen times and it ALWAYS cracks me up. Perfectly executed.

[KoganeAirisu]

I love how JD slides over in the beginning xD

[chaizy23]

i hate her..he is so unnatural and unsympathic...

[BetterThenGrapefruit]

haha

[DaraJonas]

He said infront of his future girlfriend! lol

[manufran02]

no future ex wife.

[Docdesaster]

That's miiiiiineeXDXDXD

HILARIOUS

Love Scrubs 5/5

[yesyourman]

wtf was this? so random

[Leon5k]

Sooo gonna start zoomm zoom zooomming ^^

[gerrardisdabest]

hahah he would be cutting back...

[TurtlexChan]

Poor JD, I love him so much =P

[trance2307]

Mazda respect!

[zuppup1]

Aww! Jd. at the end...

[joshmosh79]

5 times a week? wow that really is cutting back :)

[Daymorn]

lol, I thought she was going to prescribe treatment XD

[lordswift12]

haha true true.

[Atomsk648]

i hate myself for saying it...but does that not sound a L-HOT like the intro to the song Supernova Girl by Proto Zoa

[BeanieGamer]

zoom zoom zoom

[ShokoDemon]

that's no genuine zoom zoom zoom :(

[emmadignam]

oh you zoom zoom zoom??

of course i like invented the zoom zoom zoom.....

oh cool (LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[socagunner]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH too much funny stuff to single one part out

wear something slutty can work

roflmao

[svennecunne]

0:54 ouch that must have hurt

[auteur116]

that must be really awkward to be asked that by a doctor...

[timbrell803]

are you retarded?

[XSoulswiperX]

Nope.

[MarluxiaNamine]

Im a pierat

[uscosu17]

" he said in front of his future girlfriend"

lol

[godzgrl95]

Zoom zoom zoom! XD lol!!! I love kim!

[JoDo666]

"It's mine"

I love scrubs... funniest show ever!

[reilly500]

0:55 hahaha

[Battlefieldstemboy]

Summ Summ Sum ...

[LTInSoMnIa]

JD is too cool

[watarball]

scrub is very funny

never heard of it

[Marakkchia]

I hate Kim too, she's too arrogant

[Eluzara]

god, i hate Kim. she's the only reccuring character who is not funny

[ukmuscle08]

Elizibeth Banks is awsome

[TheSuperImmortalKing]

Wow, this is something I could so seeing myself saying too. JD is my idol.

[clarketuber]

5 times a week five!

[Fuzzinater749]

That has got to be one of the best scenes from Scrubs ever :L :)

[josh1735]

XD he hits the door i cant stop laughing

[hondaracing1069]

Oh my god i cant either ahhaha that's the best part!

[Andreaskwarnstrom]

I LoL'd so hard xD

[hoperisnear]

lol the kid just looks down like .....omg im so sorry but its part of the treatment

[BloodFromTheThorn]

'that's mine :( '

lol

[HBKrosseyed]

It amazes me how funny Scrubs is...best show EVER

[Him0511]

the kids face when she said 5 times a week. LOL

[blizzfreak245]

OMG THEY TOOK MAZDA'S SLOGAN

[hughesrk]

"See you around 6, wear something slutty!"

hahahahaha, love this show :)

[binladensassassin]

0:55

rofl

[wolfboy420]

0:46

[wolfboy420]

LAWL AT 0:47 ^_^ ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! o_0

[iloveshortshorts1102]

wow imagine bieng allowed to masturbate... Mum calls down the hall..."Son, go to ur room and masturbate!" lol

[PeterDivine]

This motivation for having a social life is going to deteriorate pretty quickly.

Not to point that at anyone specific.

[zibafu]

I think thatd just put me off haha

[AlesanaEmarosaFTW]

Everyones allowed to masturbate, It just relieves stress or something. But its embarassing knowing that your parents know lmfao

[bw92]

haha i know what you mean

[Anaraei]

@iloveshortshorts1102 Who is not allowed to masturbate?

[Starscream350]

Lmao! "Liar!"

[NaiKeZ]

"Its mine" xD

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Elizabeth Banks is the sexiest guest star on Scrubs. My favorite line of hers was: "My brother was killed by a funky cold medina."

[clairebearrrr]

LMAO

[CoolTunes08]

Physical comedy in Scrubs never fails to be funny!

Also, JD's signature yell floored me. Just very very funny.

[philmccuistion]

"I think I should probably mosy... woooooooh!"

[henshle5]

omg i love that xD

"its mine"

[lt8653]

''Oh cool'' *Liar*

[salvo711]

OUCH!

hahahaha

[HusslerkiD]

'cutting back'... classic

[POTATER1228]

And nobody as made a crack at the masturbation thing

[snarfsnarf6]

lol the sound he makes when he falls is hilarious

[techiepiratechick]

i havent laughed that hard all day! Bahahahaheheheheheee!

[PigsNamesMick]

aww :)

the "thats mine" is so adorable<3

[kimbelllll]

lol, thats mine XD

[BlueEyedBabe03]

J.D. is so coordinated. xD

[razoyn1]

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom is actually from Mazda commercial =P

[TopaZProductions]

no its Zoom Zoom!

[razoyn1]

no...it is 3x Zoom (s) in Mazda commercial! ...find it and watch if you dont trust me

[TopaZProductions]

no, I saw a commercial yesterday!

[dbfinch]

To clear up the confusion, Mazda have used both. The 'Zoom Zoom Zoom' is from the music they used on some adverts, after which they adopted 'Zoom Zoom' as their catchphrase, i.e. 'Mazda.. zoom zoom'. So you're technically both correct..

[razoyn1]

tnx finch! =D

[30secondstovenus]

yay u did my request thanks!

[GeoCoon]

I never cease to be amazed by the physical comedy of this show.

[timinda619]

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom

[MyEmanresu]

"He said in front of his future girlfriend."

XDDD