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  • I lost my believing in oldSpiceguy after this video.

    supporting a FAG, a homofag ? a stupid idiotic gay faggot ?

    and they say men should use oldspice ? I rather use the sweat of your mother!

  • you haz small nipples

  • So... wait. Are people not aware that there's no changing someone's belief system to yours if they don't want to?

    Simply put: Arguing belief systems is immature, unproductive, and pointless.

    He's not going to believe what you believe and you're not going to believe what he believes unless he WANTS to believe what you believe and you WANT to believe what he believes. And arguing it, and trying to shut the other person down so that you can feel that you're right is INFANTILE. VERY. ಠ_ಠ

  • has anyone noticed how much smaller he has gotten?

  • Hmm.....top hats

  • Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

    Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

    I'm on a typewriter

  • someone pleasse draw a falcon wearing an oxygen mask with a top hat on its head, i wanna see what its like...

  • aw, but Perez is a cunt. Why couldn't this beautiful use of metaphors be used on someone who, ya know, isn't a cunt.

  • Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

    Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

    I'm on a typewriter

  • after watching like 40 of these. I tend to do the thing with my eyes at the end.

  • This guy is a legend.

  • So I turn on an Old Spice advertisement video featuring a man wearing a towel giving a message to Perez Hilton. I find the video to be humorous, so I smile and scroll down to take a quick look at the comments. What is it I see? People having a heated argument about religion. Even worse, I'm somehow not even close to being surprised.

  • all hail the old spice guy!

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  • 480 people aren't wearing a top-hat..........

  • One last thing. I want to apologize to the old spice guy for getting in a stupid debate through his video. Sorry dude, the videos are awesom, and I could watch them all day. Mustafa=hilarious

  • Must resist urge to buy a top hat

  • Old Spice guy is the new Chuck Norris!

    Example: "Old Spice guy can bake a cake in a freezer."

  • And that ladder is on top of THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE.

  • omfg at 0:05 i thought he said weiners cuse its Perez Hilton

  • he shaves his pubes

  • Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

    Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

    I'm on a laptop

  • Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comments gains thumbs up. What's below, now back to mine. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.

    Anything is possible on YouTube. Im on a PC

  • He is VERY good looking

  • Stop posting those long comments that everybody already have seen a million of times. Shoo, shoo. Begone to the Bieb.

  • he mite be photoshopped!

  • that sounds a little unstable

  • Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.

    Anything is possible when you think before you post a comment

    I'm on a PS3!

  • @EffecTNation nothing is funny the millionth time -.-

  • Man this is a very good video (Broken Fabio picture). The old spice guy sure knows how to (Crushed Frabio movies) to get it done. And no will ever replace (Fabio style X-box 360 with the red ring of death) him.

    I stole Fabio's horse.

    *Get a haircut, hippy*

  • Why do people thumbs up on reply comments?

  • @old spice guy who is more intesting you or the dos x guy

  • JAJAJAJA WTF A FALCON WITH AN OXYGEN TANK AND A TOP HAT? LOOKS LIKE SUMONE HAS BEEN HITTING DOSE SHROOMS JAJAJA BUT I RESPECT HIS WORK :)

  • I was going to do something important but then I saw this and his awesomeness made me forget.

  • hey dude shut up about dishing shit on the bible ....it is a persons belief and you being a smarty asshole should not be mean to people and their beliefs

  • you forgot mount olympus :D

  • Perez Hilton's an asswipe disgrace to gays everywhere.

  • His chest when he breathes...........

  • i bet Perez Hilton was beating off when he/she saw this respond

  • I'm never buying Old Spice again... anyone who supports bullies like Perez Hilton is not cool

  • perez hilton is a cock sucking, asshole licking faggot. i hope he sucks the devils dick for eternity. yo, perez, i gotta take a shit...why don't you lick my asshole while i shit all over your face, you fucking faggot, homo motherfucker? suck my asshole while i shit, you piece of homo shit.

  • @hotjar71 wow....so much unnecessary hate

  • Yay atheists and spammers....

  • @Akyriuz lol i love thinking before posting comments

  • @Akyriuz Lmao I saw that on another video. [:

  • @Akyriuz what the crap huh ? ...... huh ? 

  • @Akyriuz you are so creative haha

  • @Akyriuz I think you just won the internet...

  • @Akyriuz that is comic gold

  • @Akyriuz So you're on a computer wouldn't that crush you're computer?

  • @XaiProduction

    Your* not you're.

  • @Sonic4K6 what ever i'm not english grammar nazi

  • @XaiProduction

    You're means you are. They're two different words...

  • @Sonic4K6 I'm not english so does that bother you know what i mean right that's what matters.

  • @Akyriuz im on a computer chair.

  • Only you can say that and have it make since, because your "THE OLD SPICE GUY" and you represent the top hat on that mighty falcon.

  • eh?

  • anyone else think he was going to say something about his penis being tall?

  • the only time that a ladder can support a mountain and a skyscraper at once is when

    he says it can.. because he is magical.

  • The mightiest of falcons, wearing an oxygen mask.

  • I liked the hopefully sarcastic nod at the end

  • Use old spice. Our dads use it, our grand fathers used it, because it works. Stop asking or begging for hugs. You smell bad

  • HIS VOICE MAKES ME CUM

  • totally a zane chavis xD

  • Not a fan of Perez, but this is just dumb funny.

  • I now want a top hat.

  • @SPanther3 oh my gosh my brother said that right before we read the comments XD hahaha

  • wow a conversation with him must be really long

  • 476 of those dislikes use a random AXE body spray..

  • @pkemrin HA!!! This was very funny. I was raised as a Christian Lutheran and STILL find this humorours. Thank you for posting this. I appreciate it

  • @pkemrin

    Okay, seriously, dude, snarking on someone's faith while using a memetic joke is the lowest of the low.

  • @SickBritKid Dude you`re so wrong, it`s funny as hell :D

  • @prisonroller

    Yeah, no.

  • @SickBritKid I recommend you to watch documentary movie called Zeitgeist (2oo7), it`s easy downloadable via torrent and then you`ll understand pkemrins joke and much more, dude open your eyes...

  • @prisonroller

    So being Christian now means I'm close-minded and unable to freely think, now...

  • @SickBritKid Exactly, religion is most dangerous brainwash, very bad things is happening because of religion, doesn`t allow your brain to freely think but oridnary people don`t think about it, so if you want watch the movie (Zeitgeist) and tell me your opinion ;) it`s very interesting and you will be blown away :D

    I just want to help people, cheers

  • @prisonroller if you research the zeitgeist you will discover that most of its purported 'facts' is just lies, as you put it: dangerous brainwash. if you really want to condemn religion please use a credible source in the future

  • @mrspeterita Why is it just lies? you have no arguments :S open your eyes O.o

  • @prisonroller why is it lies? because it's arguments are false and fundamentally flawed. it claims that most christianity adopted its dogmas from other religions and beliefs, if you actually bother to research the zeitgeist's claims (which you obviously haven't) you will find that most of it's arguments are incorrect, or just made up by the author. if you really believe this crap without further research than the one who should be opening their eyes is you

  • @mrspeterita for example, the zeitgeist argues that most religions focus on a divine being who dies and rises again after 3 days, in an effort to imply that christianity is just a fraud which only adopts the beliefs of other doctrines. if you actually put an effort to research these other religions you will find that they are just made up, and plain false.

  • @prisonroller Also, check your grammar. "very bad things is happening because of religion." And if you want to help people, treat them as you would like to be treated. Donate to a charity. Critisizing these people for their beliefs is helping nothing except for your ego.

  • @bddeagon No you are wrong, instead of donating for building new churches and religion institutions, people should donate to charity to help people in the 3rd world countries, that`s one bad thing about religion, it`s more important big shinny church with the bells that costs 10000$ and expensive painitings in almost every church instead of helping the poor people, and i donate, do you?

  • @prisonroller haha this is funny to me. you are telling this guy to open his eyes and start thinking freely, but you are completely disrespecting his beliefs. How hypocrytical. If you truly thought entirely freely, you would appreciate the truth, which is everyone can believe whatever they want to believe. It doesn't mean they are close-minded. For instance, I am personally a christian, and I respect your belief that what I believe is false. What I don't respect is you downing my intelligence.

  • @SickBritKid says the brit kid

  • @ZeNCantSnipe

    ...huh?

    1. Since when has being British excluded one from being Christian?

    2. I'm not British. My username is based on a character from the Foamy cartoons...

  • @SickBritKid stop being so sensitive you tiny little girl

  • @lusteraliaszero

    Sorry that I take offense to my faith being used as the butt of a meme joke.

    Learn some respect, will you?

  • @SickBritKid yea, you SHOULD apologize. because that's EXACTLY what you shouldn't do.

    Grow up, learn to not be a little bitch. Respect is earned, and that kind of behavior does not encourage it.

  • @lusteraliaszero

    I was being sarcastic...

    Learn not to be a little bitch? Sorry that I'm sick and tired of assholes like you making idiotic jokes at the expense of my religion.

    Don't extremist Muslims MURDER people who do that sort of thing?

  • @SickBritKid I know you were being sarcastic, that's what makes it so sad. YOU ACTUALLY THINK BEING OFFENDED IS THE APPROPRIATE REACTION. that's laughably sad.

    And now you are seriously using extremist muslims as an argument? you think murdering people for this is appropriate? you think it's a wise move to follow their example? sad.

  • @lusteraliaszero

    I never said that, so way to go, putting words into my mouth to continue your self-aggrandizing.

  • @SickBritKid I didn't put words in your mouth, I posed it as a question. and I honestly can't see any other reason you'd bring the extremist muslim thing up.

  • @lusteraliaszero

    I'm bringing up the fact that you're saying my reaction to someone using a meme to snark on my religion is inappropriate and extreme, when there's FAR WORSE sorts of reactions.

    And, once again, it was a low blow, it pissed me off, and I have a right to be pissed off.

    So, yeah. Sod off.

  • @SickBritKid you have the right to. and he has the right to piss you off.

    and just because someone stabs someone in the face doesn't make it appropriate to punch someone

  • @lusteraliaszero

    And I have the right to proclaim it a very low blow.

    It's bullshit when Ricky Gervais does it and it's bullshit when anyone else does it.

  • @SickBritKid whatever dude. grow up.

  • @lusteraliaszero

    I am grown up.

    I'm more than capable of laughing at my religion. We all need to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. But when someone gets vindictive and SPITEFUL, then I get a problem.

  • @SickBritKid that's exactly why you need to grow up.

  • @lusteraliaszero

    So what you're saying is that being indignant to someone being an asshole is immature...

    Interesting priorities you've got going there.

  • @SickBritKid no, I'm saying that you perceiving him as an asshole is immature.

  • @lusteraliaszero

    Perceiving him as an asshole for spitefully attacking my religion is "immature."

    Great logic, bro!

  • @SickBritKid I really don't see the spite.

    And when you have an imaginary friend you gotta be prepared to be called immature

  • @lusteraliaszero

    What?

    And you don't really see the spite? The insulting of my God and religion via a memetic joke doesn't come across as spiteful?

    I guess all of Gervais' rippings of Christianity were light-hearted fun, too, weren't they...

    And what imaginary friend?

  • @SickBritKid God would be the imaginary friend.

    no, there's no spite, he's just making highly probable statements, there are absolutely no 'insults'. I don't see how the joke being memetic has any influence at all, but you keep mentioning it.

    And I don't really know Gervais all that well, but seeing as he's a FUCKING COMEDIAN, yes, yes, it being light-hearted fun is most likely the truth.

  • @lusteraliaszero

    Oh, so God's an imaginary friend for me, now.

    Go fuck yourself, you atheist sod.

  • @SickBritKid I'm happy that you decided to back out of the discussion and resorted to crying all over the floor, it is, frankly, a much less pathetic

  • @lusteraliaszero

    There's no discussion when a piece of shit disgrace to atheists like yourself is involved.

  • @SickBritKid Oh shut the fuck up both of you. This is the domain of Old Spice Guy, and this discussion is unworthy of his presence.

  • @Khajmer

    I agree.

  • @pkemrin say tht when ur burning in hell faggot :D

  • @laughsquad007 I think I've already established pretty clearly that hell's imaginary. ^_^ Believe it or not, I can't be intimidated by your delusions.

    I know, it's shocking. I must be some kind of monster not to share in your fantasy world. All the same, I don't.

  • @pkemrin i guess ull see in about 60 years :3 i wonder how it feels to be tortured for eternity for blastphemy of the person who gave u life

  • @laughsquad007 Well, in the same sense that maybe later I'll "find out" whether there were spy satellites controlling my mind from orbit like the homeless guy with the tin foil hat warned me. I mean, in the sense that there's not actually any question that it's imaginary, but the mentally ill are convinced it's real and so keep warning me.

    In that sense of the word, yea, I guess I'll "find out" whether there's a hell later.

    Maybe you could go be crazy at someone else for a while?

  • @The1RobinHood No one believes in that shitty bible anymore.. grow up kid.

  • @Kuti210 Uhm, most of the people in the world claim themselves to be religious to some extent, so yeah, people do 'believe in the shitty Bible' as you put it.

  • im gonna go buy a top hot now

  • look down look up your reading my comment epic fail

  • Top hats are for gentlemen

  • I just drew everything he described.... its.... EPIC.....

  • Your making men go gay !

  • perez now is sure he is gay

  • I'm sure Perez Hilton had something else in mind that you might want him to sit on!

  • @rodentcafeteria

    omg hahaha

    nooo

  • I'm on horse.

  • my comment smells good

  • thumbs up if you thought he said weiners at 0:06

  • The only problem I have with this is him calling Perez Hilton a gentleman.

  • @mrdrprofmack Yea, but I think the gentlemanly-falcon-wearing-a-t­op hat-and-an-oxygen-mask-on-Moun­t Everest-on-a-skyscraper-on-a-l­ibrary-ladder kind of outweighs the fact that he called Perez Hilton a gentleman. Like, by a lot.

  • @mrdrprofmack

    I know, when I first heard that I said out loud "Pffft, yeah right."

  • lol xD I LOVE THIS GUY!! xD

  • @FanGirlMania gaaaaaaaaaaay

  • @GaNgStaRSeb Retardeeeeeeeeeeeeedd

  • And the part abou the falcon wearing an oxygen mask :"D LOL I'm in love

  • This man, this lovely man made me cry and laugh at the same time for his ridiculous allegory and for his manly person/body/voice/mmmm :'D

  • P-P-P-P-P-POWER!!!!

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  • CAN"T STOP WATCHING

  • I cant watch it anymore, I think I'm gonna catch the G@Y Virus...

  • Perez Hilton is too un-manly for you to talk about.

  • "And on his head, he will be wearing a top-hat, because top-hats are for gentlemen" lololol!!!

  • The guy who writes this stuff is like a modern Shakesphere

  • he sounds ilke tobuscus haha

  • @daccord1 Tobuscus sounds like him. Get it right.

  • @dshaw8771 It's right either way

  • @daccord1 Not at all, Tobuscus does not deserve to have a title higher than Old Spice Guy.

  • @dshaw8771 You're taking this was too serious.

  • @daccord1 It's a joke, holy crap.

  • And the falcon wears a monocle, because he is a wizard, that conjures into existence Old Spice, so that the world's men may attempt to smell like him. Ah, wonderful world we live in.

  • i pone at snake. this is great

  • @PenguNinja

    I zoned out on them and I'm a dude.

  • dude i have atop hat thats amazing

  • Look at your woman...now look at him...now look at your woman...you are now gay

  • Do you know the game Minecraft?

    i use a skin that is based on you and it makes me awesome

    thank you for being the coolest man on the Earth

  • @asdqwyx Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.

  • that's the size of his penis

  • does any 1 kno the name of this guy?

  • @mizza3576 Isaiah Mustaffa

  • WEAR A TOP HAT!

  • anyone notice that there is no 0:48 ???

  • ASDFFGSAGDJKHKLKL... Perez must do naughty things watching this video. Every night. 

  • I love top hats.

  • THIS COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS

  • Dang, he's sexy!

  • This old spice guy should make Call Of Duty commentaries, gotta say, hed beat SeaNanners!

  • Please, sleep with my mom?

  • @Vladimirwolfgang NO! He's sleeping with Mine!