KushTV - Harold and Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay clip

[BTxLiVeR]

1:01 they way it sounds is so awesome

[shinegyalsasser]

U Matthew parry lookin bitch

[liveloverapandhiphop]

black people arent the only ones with "black skin", there are indians with black skin as well as australian aborigines. lets not forget that.

many aframs are lighter than indians.

[thisdude47]

lol its matt perry



[firethower99]

Thanks Matt Perry. LOL. I'm going home and watching this movie and smoke a bowl.  Woohoo...

[DreadfulControversy]

@XdarkshadowchyldeX 1. That's not what he meant 2. It's a comedy 3. Calm down and go watch a documentary about penguins if you want to be serious. Who thugs out watching a COMEDY movie?

[tshwaragano]

hahaaahah "dude ur barely even brown"

[atomichead777]

wait, black people aren't racist?????

[guest3293]

Black guys do say dude

[NoNamesAvailableHuh]

@guest3293 Please, he's barely even brown.

[guest3293]

Who are you calling Matthew perry bitch

[TheAllKnowingMali]

Black guys dont say "dude" you matthew perry looking BITCH !

[100isthebest]

@XdarkshadowchyldeX he is trying to say how can i be racist when i'm black just like you are.

[MrSlightlyHigh]

"I appreciate it, thanks Matt Perry." Epic stoner win

[princessjenny1211]

I love this scene!

[Packapunchme247]

He's not even close to black

[StatenIzzy1]

lmfaooo..he htinks hes black...not one person in central africa looks like that guy...he is not black...obviously mixed

[TheDjmoore33]

@StatenIzzy1 However, in the good ol USA the determinant of black is not skin tone, but blood quantum and self identification. There was something invented in the 1800's called the One Drop rule which stated that anyone with any African ancestry was to be identified and treated as though one were "pure blooded" African This was done to perpetuate the enslavement of blacks and to keep European (white) blood pure. Ultimately this failed because most blacks and whites in America are mixed nowadays.

[StatenIzzy1]

so funny because blacks who look like that guy are not BLACK//....hey call themsleves that but its obvious there mixed

[babygiraffe123]

"Please, dude, you're barely even brown!" lmao!!

[pedro6199782]

wow good trick indeed man !

[psptubeist]

Lol This is like one of the most EPIC and BEST movie scenes in the history pf Movies!

[snoopatomicdog]

HA! I always remember this scene. That guy is clearly Negroid but his skin is clearly not Black it's Light Brown!

[searchandupload]

Thanks mat perry! lool classic closing line

[ddg354graham]

Hahaha "he's blaaaackk, he's not racist Hahaha

[Frowardkiller]

@ddg354graham LoL blacks are racist. so your joke is funny by the craziness of the statement.

[3rdAutisticCuckoo]

Puhlease dude, you're barely even brown. Bwahaha!

[UchihaSasuke20009]

Keep clicking on 1:02 to be called Hairy thumbs up!

[SlothsAreEpic]

sir; mathew perry here

[0iindianRani0]

he doesnt look black ... he looks mixed race

[BrutalAsHell]

15 people are Matthew Perry looking BITCHES!

[OntheRise231]

Is the Matthew Perry looking bitch related to Robert Ri'chard? He looks just like him....he's just bright.

[kevn101]

"who you calling matthew perry bitch"

"i'm calling you matthew perry, you matthew perry looking BITCH"

LOL best part so jokes

[SkateHelpful]

Am callin u mathew mik perry u mathew mik perry looking bitch

[SunnyboyEVOLUTION]

who you callin mathew perry bitch ? LOOOL

[PhantomAct]

the only power those TSA guys have on us and they abuse it, movie or real life.

[CRYST2SHELL]

i don't know what's funnier about this movie, the fact that they make fun of all the racial stereo types or the fact that the non-american viewers don't get the jokes. LOL, just stands to argue how RIDICULOUS our american stereo types are!

[gundamWWW]

If Kumar called the ACLU, that's it. The airport would shut down.

[mysteryk1234]

The funny thing was he really did have drugs on him. And you shouldnt have editted out the part where "Matthew Perry" spat on Kumar

[Lamzor769]

harold is a pussy compared to kumar lol

[bakiisalive]

he's blaaaack, he's not racistttttt !!!!

[MrProset]

wel one guy tried 'if you touch my balls i'l sue you'

he got arrested and fined...

[ES7upyours]

if that guy said nigga black guys would beat the shit out of him

[SnowShredScott]

hes blaaack hes not rascist lmao

[RauffIe]

he doesn't look like mathew perrry at all

[binoyrakesh]

@RauffIe no dude, listen carefully.... "compared to me, you look like matt perry"

Kumar's referring to the color of the Indian skin in comparison to this (probably) mixed race person with a lil bit of black in him..

[RauffIe]

@binoyrakesh oh ok, still this is one of the funniest scenes in comedy history xD , i can't wait for harold and kumar 3

[Puppyluv877]

Luv this movie so funny:D

[paulchoi1993]

its funny how he actually was carrying fken weed lol and a homemade bog

[josshinator]

@paulchoi1993 home made bog eh?

[mszsu]

I wonder if Matthew Perry saw this. He'd get a kick out of it

[5poga]

hey who you calling matthew parry bitch! Im calling you matthew parry you matthew parry looking BITCH!..haha

[Conservativelawyer]

14 mathew perrys dislike this video!

[oPTill1Die]

LOL U MATTHEW PARRY BITCH .

[pagalpagli5]

hahaha "thanks matt perry"

[Shatination]

who is matthew perry

[SpyBreak101]

@Shatination ever heard of the show friends? he's the dude that plays chandler

[CutestEvar]

@Shatination Guy from Friends..

[spiderheo]

u can tell he's black, look at his hair: it's curled up/ only blacks, and maybe few samoans, have hair like that

[MrLila36]

@spiderheo its a joke we all know hes black dude

[appleapplepie26]

@spiderheo blacks do not have curly hair, they have kinky hair but with white blood or non black blood mixed in it makes their hair color and thus the airfro, yeah i know 5 months later.

[EdMajinLee199999]

you still left out the last part! AHHH why didn't you put the ending on this FULL SCENE

[xPGxReDMaNxPGx]

does anyone no wat the song is called when the people are playing basketball? :D

[HomerBong]

Thanks matt perry.

[serviumkaos]

thx matthew perry. lol

[swaggasohigh32]

racist? dude im black .. lmao

[36Ccup28waist45hips]

lol...this is funny...im black and im racist....only to white people who r racist.

[o5pr3y]

So.. If you're black you're not racist? Thats terrible writing.

[Brawler230C]

@o5pr3y correction if ur black ur not racist to other races.........except white not being funny thats how it is although i do know some racist black people

[appleapplepie26]

@Brawler230C I'm Asian and I can say blacks are the most racist by far, the are worst than whites, and the only ppl who don't think they are racist are whites and blacks themselves, whites always portray blacks as victims but trust me, blacks were taught to say they are victims but they can't name a single thing racially that happened to them compared to asians.blacks learned racism from whites because white culture is all they know.

[Intranetusa]

@appleapplepie26

I love how you started your sentence by saying "I'm Asian," and then proceeded to use that as a way to justify blatantly stereotyping the entire African American community by saying they're the "most racist group by far."

You're not much better than the racists you are so eager to point fingers at.

And the Asian designation is absolutely meaningless besides a geographic designation of something that's not even an actual continent.

[srnoke]

@o5pr3y It's called sarcasm. It's making fun of the dumb asses who actually THINK that. Trust me, there are a lot of them. They're the same people who voted for Obama based on his skin color alone.

[xIchikunx]

lmfao his biracial ass knows he is not black i lold at this scene

[nick4ever0rock]

"He's black. He's not racist" LOL

[USORIDER808]

he does look like mathew perry

[lebagel]

It turns out he does have drugs

[Diedisser]

whre can i watch the movie on german

[asdsadkk]

"who your calling matthew perry? "

"im calling you matthew perry , you matthew perry looking bitch"

[hotkulboi77]

LMFAOOOOOOO ahahahahahaha KUMAR IS THE BEST

[halfbreed1426]

ohh, i can feel the inter race racisism ozzing out of him all for the sake of hiding his stash. i love it!

[mcfarlanehunter]

the security guard is an extreme dumb mother fucker. just because ur black, doesn't mean u CAN'T be a racist .

[bryan72MTL]

@mcfarlanehunter why so stupid comment ? this is a Comedy movie

the Security guard is just sayin hes Lines on the play of the movie

well NO SHIT!!

[GracePyon]

@mcfarlanehunter

i agree!!! =)

[xxTHEAfterMath]

all of you are fucking stupid. stop fighting and enjoy the clip. its youtube not 'lets be ignorant and fight tube'. i mean come on its 2010- if you still cant accept that all men are created equal theres something wrong with you. its embarrassing to know my fellow species is so primitive and frankly your all a disgrace to humanity.

[NukaColaClear]

@xxTHEAfterMath  all you're doing is fueling the fire buddy, just let them be children

[Alhajri991]

true Lol.

[kurozaki45]

you seem like a nigger to me the type of nigger that want to claim everyone even if they have only 5% black in them stupid nigger

[bryanreed1]

so you make fun of every black person on the planet because you don't like this guy, who you 'guess' is black. You're an idiot for using the n-word.

[kurozaki45]

that doesnt mean hes just black thats like if you were half german and half irish and only recognized your mother because you look irish dumbass

[kurozaki45]

you ignorant people like you are the ones who make biracial people not recognize their white parent as if they didnt exist if you make him take a dna test it will prove you wrong

[jordan8103]

epidermis

[yewsi]

so funny when he later takes that bag of weed out of his pants in the airplane

[miIkandcookies]

"nobody looks like matthew perry!"

[MrFawesome]

Anyone tried this trick before? :D

[Deadman1709]

@MrFawesome you'll probably get a cavity search

[luisx333]

its probably part of the joke, sprinkling it with ignorance, although it makes the joke lamer than otherwise

this movie is mostly for stoners so as long as they get it and think its funny its all good lol

[samirjamal23]

yes they are, your people moved to england years and years ago, just like there parents moved here 50 years ago... same thing

[samirjamal23]

let him defend himself lol english people are always the first to start the racial slurs. indians born here are just as british as you are

[TheDesmoPilot]

speaking of the truth. People are petitioning for racial profiling at airports. So maybe soon it will be legal to stop and search you if you are Muslim looking or Black. Expect that to escalate onto the streets also. Muslim looking people getting pull over in cars. That already has been happening to Blacks for decades. Nothing new.

[TheDesmoPilot]

Kumar and Tiger Woods is more black than this guy LOL

[Splinbg]

thanks Matthew Perry :D hahaha

[QuteDesiGal]

ROFL!

[boyfromatom]

Wonderful movie. I like that Kumar dude. He so funny.. the best part of the movie is the " bottom less party". It's cool new idea... lol

[FinchDenton]

I wonder if Matthew Perry would laugh at this

I'm sure it would seem pretty surreal for him

[xradio86]

maybe the guy is a metis

[Quarker99]

im talkin to you matthew perry you matthew perry looking BITCH

lmfao!!

[TheDesmoPilot]

This dude is barely black LOL. Tiger woods is more black than him

[ComplexityComplex]

Haha it's even better that when he gets on the plane it turns out he does have drugs.

[blackheartsbirth]

haha obama's barely brown

fuck that alot of black people are racists too, especially amongst themselves

[himthim]

rob corddry is not fuckin funny

[drdestroyerify]

wah wah wah kia baat haye...aal tareen scene tha!!! agar koi yeh samjhay tu reply karay...yahan par tu saray hee salay goray yaa kalay hain ulloo kay pathay saray kay saray

[RockNRollSoldier1]

thanks matt pery

[sportskid327]

racist..dude im black.. HAHAHAHA

[sakib1990]

awesome scene! matthew perry lol

[wingless422]

You cut out the best part of this scene, right after the end his boss is like "What's your problem?" "He said I look like Matthew Perry!" "well you do look like matthew perry!" "But he's white!" "So what?" lmao.

[HorrorWriter09]

Why are all you sad cunts writin' the words? We just seen the fuckin' clip.

[72u]

lol init

[james171094]

legend

[SORAROX10]

Haha!!!

Who you calling mathew perry BITCH

[99sumrs]

"racist dude am black " ..."please your barely even brown compared to me you look like mathew perry.."who you calling mathew perry BITHC?" "Am calling you mathew perry ...YOU MATHEW PERRY LOOKING BITCH"

[narutobuu321]

The guy is biracial.

So yeah, he's black

[kurozaki45]

@narutobuu321 if hes biracial hes as much white as he is black

[MrPaintballordie]

hahaha "your barely even brown"

[flipballa25]

who you callin matthew perry BITCH

hhaha cracks me up

[tonybologna3]

im calling you matthew perry... you matthew perry looking BITCH!

[yangc10]

what is matthew parry? never heard of it?

[zainraza]

he's chandler from friends if u watch that

[Lunchess]

A person (:

[jsadasjioi]

He is a white actor

[MyMegaMusic]

its a person...

[pespumante]

its an actor, he played in 17again.. google him

[narutobuu321]

He played Chandler on friends

[namanh]

hes a abino black person

[sk8ter904]

HES WHITE!!!

[fezbo]

"Sir Matthew Perry over here"

[TheSnakeGuy1]

your barely even brown! lmao

[furonable]

compared to me you look like matthew parry lmao xD

[foreveranuj]

"did i beep?" ... LOL! ... that expression on his face is priceless!

[Bhakthi7]

"your barely even brown" LMFAO funny shyt!

ela kiri :)

[taskforcedelta]

ya lol

[lasku0007]

damn....I wonder how mathew perry took this jk

[7ManUguy7]

dude im Black

lmao!!!

[cybeast321]

Im calling you mathew perry, mathew perry looking BITCH

[kenmasters22]

hey who you calling mathew perry BITCH

[danger963]

ok son of a bitch................

[Faennah]

0:49

haha.

[phantomwaltz]

i love matthew perry, why make fun of matthew perry???????

[luisx333]

there are not making fun of him there are using him as a comparison

[HeatherMareee]

ahahahah..

...thanks matt perry

[yumagetbullet]

:D so funny /

[1514moses]

this is u click on this 1:02

[danger963]

mathew parry looking bitch......lolz

[wonderwhix]

matther PERRY, you dumbass...you're laughing on something you dont even know...

[danger963]

good now u r becoming genius ..just keep licking my smelling ass.........

[wonderwhix]

"keep licking my smelling ass"??

stupid indian can't even speak english! hahahaha

thank you, come again!

[danger963]

hehehe fuck wid ur old jokes........our english is far better than urs.. coz v indian are comming and ruling ur country ....coz u r dumb motherfuckers....go to some school and than post somthing....asshole..

[wonderwhix]

woow, indians ruling the world???

hmmm, i wonder how many indian guys there are in Hollywood??....

I guess nobody wants to take there haiiry assess... #bladi bastaarrd#

thank you! come again!

[danger963]

when i fucked ur mother and banged ur sister ...u know what they said

THANK YOU COME AGAIN.

LOLZ

[danger963]

just right ...baboon fucked ur mother ...fuck.......and u r the result....lolz...

ok tell ur mother cut her pubes...last she wasnt that good.....nyways she is always like ....thank u come again...lolz......

[wonderwhix]

wooww, the indian guy passing the indian joke to other people...how sad that you can't even accept your stupid accent, "thank you, come again"

you have the worst comeback in the world you ugly indian piece of shit, "your mom", your mom" your mom"....do you ugly peopl in india fuck your moms thats why your so attached about moms hahahahaha

thank you, come agian Apu! hhhahahaha

[Panceome]

this black guy working used to totaly go to tx state and direct some student shows i was in lol

[Hashmetaller]

"did i beep"

"no you didnt beep"

lmao

[Igotnuts]

The security officer looks a little like LL cool J

[whitesoxbuff]

He looks more like Matthew Perry

[IndianMusicVideos]

hahahah

[BOREDproductions00]

im calling you matthew perry you matthew perry looking bitch! lol

fuckin kumar is funny!

[buewgewstmeiers]

.........thanks matt perry

[JOSHBATTLE]

harold: he the blackkkkk hahahahah

kumar:hahahahahhaah

kumar:u not even brown

harold:no

guard:you calling me you piece shit

[imran2121]

yeaa u butchered it

[TheFreshPrinceOfUSA]

LOL did i beep?

[coldhustla]

just because ur black doesnt mean u cant b a racist geez lol

[luisx333]

i think that was part of the joke

[Cambiumkilla]

He's not racist because he's black??? BULLSHIT! I've met a few racist black people before.. And I'm sure there are plenty more I haven't met.

[nhpfan0789]

dude its just jokess take it easy