Asshole Mario Stage 7

[DarKNeSSCaLLeD22]

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[Sezixor]

this is the hardest one yet

[Starfire612]

fail montage!

[amenrising3]

This guy who is playing is very patient.....

[defrijolconqueso]

some man just wanna watch the world burn

[Dinky12]

Bowser did a hell of a job securing the perimeter of his castle.

[Usul573]

@Dinky12

I can imagine the son of a bitch setting all this up............

Then again, he could just make it physically impossible.

How about beating the entire thing with ONE shot?? Is that possible???

[Dinky12]

@Usul573 nope cant be done in 1 shot, you're forced to die once at the checkpoint :(

[99onemore]

2:41 Owned

[McGam3r]

why is there so much porn on the side bar?

[internetmovieguy]

you died 255 times in this video.

In Mario games now-a-days that translates to 31 times that you would receive an offer from Luigi to play through the level for you and say "see mario? look how easy that was"

[internetmovieguy]

6:26 aww man, i missed that on switch... omg the elevator goes back, now i got a second chance to..... never mind

[TheLoLgen]

13:26 Cue the Titanic String Band

[flmbyz]

I don't think a finish line has looked so beautiful before.

[flmbyz]

How many times was the phrase Kuso used by your friend during these levels?

[TheSniperKennedy]

O CARA NAUM SABE FAZER UM SIMPLES VÍDEO MAN ' POOHA

[TheSniperKennedy]

TAQUIIPARIU O CARA Ñ PARA DE MORRER '

[Sucov]

tutorial: how to fuck your friends self-esteem

[mobeebus]

i think the message here is: just go home maio

[MrTwistedFox]

Death sequence initiated

[Xyfar]

You seriously have to have a sense of humor to get through this shit.

[Wirtshausbruada]

this is the stuff which nightmares are made of

[SuperLuigiGalaxy242]

I can't imagine the scream he'd make at 15:00...

AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH

[Ashyguy]

Imma make me tha jump !!! "question mark box pops up"

Mama mia!!!

[SarkenHS]

Eh, guy, remember one thing : te creator of this have to TEST it too, for see if it's work, so i think the guy who the most suffer is the poor creator... =(

[FrostyTheSnowball]

@SarkenHS I think that everytime I watch these videos.

[ZombieThugginPro]

Ok, i was fine until i watched this level. This shit is fuckin insane, and i still have to watch the last stage. God, this is torture just watchin it.

[kaskraker]

This was crazy im glad im only watching

[PSspecialist]

The guy playing this must have more patience than God!

[dancinkittie]

13:25. -_- F$&@.......

[bitchasshoeism]

@13:25-13:30 mario should have done the army salute while going down

[bigfloridapimp]

is it just me or does mario look like hes throwing the double bird when he dies?

[fuzbuzz00]

13:25 The drop of shame

[123leyton123]

when mario die, he catch a fever? xD

[NothingButTears7]

Thumb up if u completely finish watching the vid

[FiestaNeoLeo37]

The creator of this level is an evil bastard...an ingenious evil bastard xD

[aznboi415nigguh]

wow...now that beat after mario died is stuck on my head

[Daenym]

Can we just give this man a cape?!

[BellreaReign]

ウルトラの　星はイジメの　星だった　この鬼っぷり　少し行き過ぎ？

見てて思う。「ここは私、やりたくない」と。

[suprmriolndlvr1234]

It is HILARIOUS to see Mario keep on getting killed like that so many times lol lol lol lol lots of laughs lots of laughs haahaahaa

[HitoneToni]

By playing this game you are on the path of being a homocidal maniac. 100% chance guaranteed that you want to kick a baby at each level.

[TerrifyingFuture]

11:23 The plan did not work.

[Yonkage]

7:45 I just LOVE the little celebratory spin-jumps he does when he reaches a checkpoint. It's just so cute!

[theomega616]

@Yonkage There's nothing cuter than when he pulls his little hat down when he ducks ....

[tiagox93]

4:49 Can't let you do that, Ma-rio

[Rattattattatt]

The hidden coin boxes make me lol every time!

[danballe]

@Rattattattatt I am laughing watching at the whole cr@p!!

[jared1232117]

How many times has he died...?

[ChocolateClasicMmm]

Estuuuuuuuuuuupido!!!!!

estas peor que un animal no mams haha

[ascbay]

@ChocolateClasicMmm huh ???????

[chelsea1289]

Watching this has made me really, really hate dying - because of the constant dying noises.

[CountDrake1]

This was probably the original japanese release of Mario. The one shipped out to America was a dumbed down version, since Japanese are hardcore at videogames and have no lives

[ascbay]

@CountDrake1 ha lol

[LostPawz]

2:41 -- Denied

[LostPawz]

2:43 -- Denied

[Fullmetalx13]

5$ says the voice box thingy at the start said "Think Fast" :D

[DarthVader251]

this one is the most evil one so far

[GamerMadMax]

The biggest death montage yet.

[ChronusDio]

T. Takemoto... you are SATAN

[Oneway12341]

DAMN THAT GAME PLATFORM........

MARIO IF I WERE U I WOULD OF QUIT AND FORGET ABOUT PEACH

U CAN HAVE HER KING KOOPA......

[MrRickystevens]

228 deaths. exactly.

[zacke10]

@07:45 - Never been so happy in my life!!

[gundu001]

And some peoples still die because of goombas xD

[RoberttheWise]

This is just sadistic O.O

[greensoup123]

this shouldnt be legal

[HailBlazR69]

Oh, and I'm using save states, so it would take it at least 10 times as long to do WITHOUT them.

[HailBlazR69]

This level is freaking IMPOSSIBLE. I thought the first half was hard, but the part after the checkpoint is just ridiculous. It's the invisible blocks that make EVERYTHING SO DAMN HARD! You have to get the jumps PERFECT, you can't be a PIXEL too short, or you'll hit the invisible block, you can't be a pixel too FAR, or you'll get killed by those stupid black scissor things.

I've been at this for two hours now and I can't get past even 9:00...

[HiddenDataFilms]

So I must ask, how long did this freaking take with out the video cutting?

[Armalizilto]

That reminds me of something. Luigi ain't here, I think he's in a helicopter cheering for Mario. 

[resaf]

bless you, R.Kiba

[MrMemo77full]

If i hear that "Too Bad!" sound when you die again im gonna commit suicide! Yay :)

[Wanderer2266]

my favourite part was when he died.

[DarkBonesDaku]

You died 225 times in this video. That means that you died more in this video then you did during all the previous videos combined. As of now, you have died 442 times.

[Yonkage]

@DarkBonesDaku

You really counted all the deaths? Holy shit...

Can't wait to see how many there are, at the end!

[peanutgallery1234]

LOL 12:33. "Shit.  I'm fucked."

[siradmiralbanana]

Fancy jumpn there, Mario.

[siradmiralbanana]

Fancy jumpn there, Mario,

[vinidivici]

crazy bitch

[flipanimator]

The last 50 seconds......

Like a bawse.

[jramz91]

2:57-3:13 most epic death montage right there.

[trojanman699]

Takemoto must be one creative mother fucker! :)

[trojanman699]

Well... Kaizo must be one creative mother fucker!

[draconic33]

The guy who created this must be a master troll.

[KatomaMundara]

Coach from "Dodgeball":

"No amount of OCD in the world can protect you! If you can dodge a Chompy black plant, you can dodge death!"

[geicomastah37]

imagine this in real

[geicomastah37]

in japan this is the tutorial level of a three-year-old's game, except the plants are happy clowns instead.

[killerscorp134]

0:47. life sucks.

[brettdmason]

6:40 Wait, what happened to the mushroom top?

[MegasXLR7]

godDAMN the death montages are hilarious!

[unorthodoxJ]

Showing a lot of those deaths after a while just seemed to repetitive

And yes I understand its done to highlight the amount of death it takes but that was A LOT of highlighting

[Jotolink]

@unorthodoxJ well when you have that much death....the highlights are shure to come! and with the placements of the hidden coin boxes i woulda been swearing soo much my dead relitives woulda woken up just to tell my ass to stop...

[BlackGunter]

7:40 NERDGASM!!

[tyrant234]

lol 13:53 fuck it

[Nelson5337]

Congratulations!

You've just completed the tutorial!

[kev01993]

13:25 mario: "fuck it all"

[jtdolla2002]

Ive never laughed so hard at a youtube video in my life LMAOOOOOO

[geekymgee]

0:43 YES!!!waitOHFUCKNOOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!!

[timberswiss3]

i played the regular super mario world after watching this. it felt like i was playing mario for retards

[Laingalang]

This made my head hurt a little! I can see why the title's "Asshole Mario Stage".

[bobs991]

stop f***ing killing your self

[braingate1]

13:52: ok you know what? fuck my life!!!

[chevalier88]

10:02 is like when you convince Jessica Alba to marry you only to find out she has a dick

[CH37005]

10:11 lol block.

[MrVulgaris]

9:16 is like a major "fuck you"

[dark0o0o]

13:45 Here, Mario misses the platform. As a result of his frustration, Mario 'gives up'. :)

[Zack1825]

@dark0o0o lmao that woulda been the perfect time for a "Fuck My Life" think buble to pop up

[TytusTolshemLives]

The Super Mario Bros. Frustration guy needs to narrate these.

[gaffelnskje]

the only frustrating part watching this, is that he does not load the last save spot when he dies,,,

he goes abit back.. sometimes..  but other then that.. it is good work :D

i enjoyd all the vieos ^^

[peterstayne9]

Love the little victory celebration at 7:50.

[bottomlesschad]

...I hope you don't have children...cruel bastard...

[kattowitz4]

4:50 I would have crushed the screen with my bare hands

[Waddleduck64]

Man, we need a new 2nd highest rated this one ruined the mystery for me.

[Nedoxu]

new title for vid: "The mario death song remix"

[Nedoxu]

at 5:45 I said OH COME ON!!!

[MrShoeWC3]

ok i'll watch one more stage... I think i'm dying though...

[BlazeFirestorm]

LOL at 13:30 just accept it..................

[shinichitruc]

I think he dies OVER 9000 !!!!!!!! times....

[RTCMAHL]

The designer(s) of these levels really deserves some credit! These are very well put together for difficulty and yet they are "playable"

[shadowyoshigamernerd]

and mario does all this while luigi sits at home and relaxes with yoshi. maybe being left out of an adventure isn't so bad after all...

[Thetb93]

dont stop, keep moving, or die

[mariofan121212]

come on lay off with the mass suicidal acts plz.

[fireball8156]

3:55 WTF!

[Hyperskillz]

2:43 Karma coin box comes out of no where XDDDDD

[X4Valor]

13:26 Mario's thinking; "Don't worry...it'll come back..." *dies*

[Kain5th]

Invisible blocks is just the creator laughing at us for thinking anyone would actually subject themselves to this horror.

[oxy83]

Before playing, get a ton of joypads.

I would have smashed them all!

[TheFleeingPhoenix]

Every time he dies I wiggle all my toes to the death tune.

[disneyguy556]

I cant hear the commentry..?

[heartshapedleaves]

13:26 ... "FML...."

[omarabreu]

by 15:07, the guy placing this game is like "AAAHHHHH!! FUUCK YEAAAAA!! AHHHHHHHH!! FUUCK YOUUUUUU!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!", then passes out...

[rockfan233]

does anyone have a death count

[DivinephoeniX69]

i personaly suck at mario a cant even get pass the first stage

[clyde036]

its a good thing you hve unlimited lives cuz you've died more than 99 times

[kclau1]

@clyde036 The life counter is meaningless in this game.

[omeleques1]

you know what they say Mario, next time, try the train

[infrax81]

cada vez que me mataba estaria diciendo "SU bUTA MADR3" "1A V3RGA" "M3 CAG A EL PAL0", QUE LA CH1NGAGA CON ESTA M1ERDA!!!!!! CABR0N!!!!!

ME EMPuTA

Y habria roto unos 10 controles por decir poco.

no podria hacerlo en la pc... seria mas frustrante.

[WispsOfLight]

9:04 - 9:06, the, best. I LOL'd so hard on that one

[SilentEliminator]

cccoooiiinnn blllooockkkss!! Raage! XF, would have been so hard for him! so frustrating!

[adamlbj4su]

13:26. Mario watched his platform going away. So sad

[benjamminsam]

This one is seriously hard to watch. Just infuriatingly difficult; I feel for the guy. Sometime when I'm really in the depths of unemployment I may go through and count the number of deaths in each of these videos. I really think this one is at or near the greatest number of deaths. (Asshole Mario 2.11 and 2.9 are right up there, too)

[Usul573]

It's like they do a mod of these levels with no half-way points, LOL

[caread966]

It was cool, but nearly unwatchable due to poor editing. Just way too many clips of him dying in the same places. It would be a lot better if it was clipped down to 10 or fewer minutes.

Other than that, wow.

[zedzie]

@caread966

IMHO it was perfect editing; it shows just how many (I'm sure it was even more than shown) times it took to get though. And it also shows the frustration/humor in it all. The point isn't to show how to get though or that he could; the point is to invite you along for the journey. I think showing all those deaths really adds to the video and I for one loved it and thought it was hilarious!

[H4le]

You will never look at coin blocks the same way again

[kurojin97]

princess toadstool owes mario oral vaginal and anal....at least 30 times each

[Jacobdm0]

I don't see how he could have kept his cool for THAT long.

[Chainsol]

You had to have gotten pissed after like over 9000 times.

[TheNocturneAngel]

When the player dies in Real-Life the music at the funeral will be this games' death tune.

[meowkie]

I love the completely frustrated suicide at 3:24 XD

[malingamurali]

@meowkie dont you meen 13:24? that's hilarious :P

[meowkie]

@malingamurali Whoops, yes I do!!

[samy29987]

@malingamurali i laughed soooooooo hard after seeing this part.... hahahaha

[callicottjr]

gotta love those death montages from time to time. XD

[letsmoveit]

Lucky You get like Infinite Lives

[909Revo]

this stage's a bit ironic. :D

[killjoevolume1]

2:43 ...its always sumthing

[SenshuRysakami]

That stage used all infinity of your lives! <3

[bsznm]

this is the best one

[legendofzelda185]

Mario better get more than a fucking cake from Peach after this....

[zedzie]

@legendofzelda185 Cream pie with a cherry on top(to pop)!

[Waddleduck64]

@legendofzelda185 well actually, a FUCKING cake would be kinda nice... :P

Ok no it still wouldn't be nice enough.

[Laseranders]

@legendofzelda185 Why do you think it's called asshole mario?

[hardyzkewl92]

this level is just evil

[Thehelpfuldude]

The dying noise alone is driving me insane just by listening to it!

[GorbadIronclaw]

This is videogame hell.

[rockbottom87]

the invisible block under the off button was just perfect :D

[kev01993]

@rockbottom87 lold so hard