"Charlie, try not to balance your fruit juice between your chest and the table." "You know, it does seem rather precarious. You know, when I set that on the table it seems more solid underneath." "That's what I was thinking." "Thanks for pointing that out." "You're welcome. Continue with your proposal."
The part about him wrestling with his kids was so funny! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time (except for when I read about the guy who tried to rob a gas station in a Gumby costume).
@sunnyydelight18 Sharpshooters killed those pirates from a distance, thus exploding their heads. Even if they are your captors, watching three humans die in an instant from a high powered rifle shot to the head can be a traumatic experience. That's why his hypothetical captain was haunted by images of death wherever he went. There, happy? Because now it's not funny anymore....
@sunnyydelight18 What I meant was that it's a disgusting visual. Brian can take R rated material and make it PG, but in order to play it out like that, it's R once again. No troll, btw, not this time.
Hey man knock that off! Cant you see the paint on the wall is more important than the joy in your heart?! XD Brian Regan proves that you can have the best comedy ever without the profanity.
I learned that Brain wont do shows in Florida wich just sucks cause i live in Florida and i want to see him live. he wont come here because he is from here so his family lives here so people always ask for free tickets if he does a show here ='(
@CallOfDutyJJ Hey Re-Re he's in FL NOW doing 5 plus shows, check your sources you got some bad info bro...like he wouldn' t do a show bc peeps asked him for free tix. LOL
I saw Brian live and literally couldn't breath! He is by far the funniest comedian out there. Not only does he make you fall off your chair, he does just as well the fourth and fifth time you hear the joke!!! Best of all time by far!
I feel that any comedian that must resort to sex jokes isn't a comedian. No originality there. Out of these three comedians, Brian definitely has the cleanest jokes. I think the worst word I've heard him say is "Damn" but that's it.
at 3:38 he sounds like peter griffin.
partsaccount 1 week ago
I listen to a lot of comedy, but he is the funniest clean comedian. It's nice to watch him without the bleeping, unlike Katt williams.
RMFW4ME 1 month ago
The comment by KillerRabitStudios has more likes than the video LOLOL
Jakalizer1313 2 months ago
Brian Regan is the only guy who would use such physical material for an only audio recording...
mrfoozy47 2 months ago 3
We have two wonderful kids......and another kid lmao :)
voodoo2GPC 2 months ago 5
don't balance the fruit juice between your chest and the table.... LOL
QueensKnightOut 2 months ago
Did he ever get the toy D:
Rikuarf3 2 months ago
One person is a faggot
Motown49001 3 months ago
@Motown49001 i doubt it, a bundle of sticks wouldn't be a person
magixtwister 3 months ago
@magixtwister touche
Motown49001 3 months ago
one person is a pirate
koolio13199713 3 months ago
you know, i hate this video. brian regan suc- BLAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH
megaexplosions 3 months ago
"Charlie, try not to balance your fruit juice between your chest and the table." "You know, it does seem rather precarious. You know, when I set that on the table it seems more solid underneath." "That's what I was thinking." "Thanks for pointing that out." "You're welcome. Continue with your proposal."
Bahahahaha!
Soryalis 4 months ago
"well, she was in mid-air..."
funny!!
Ms2cold 4 months ago 5
Me: Bye mom I'm gonna beat up a guy with 154 people.
Mom: Why?
Me: He disliked Brian Regan.
Mom: I'm coming too.
wasupdog4 5 months ago 8
@wasupdog4 What? Theres one dislike and 159 likes...
boba7772 5 months ago
@boba7772 likes and dislikes can be added to any day
wasupdog4 5 months ago
@wasupdog4 Lol just realized I messed up.
boba7772 5 months ago
The part about him wrestling with his kids was so funny! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time (except for when I read about the guy who tried to rob a gas station in a Gumby costume).
zeeman782 5 months ago 3
I love how my kids can laugh and relate to this!
lfsilva 6 months ago
I don't get the pirates bit :(
sunnyydelight18 6 months ago
@sunnyydelight18 Sharpshooters killed those pirates from a distance, thus exploding their heads. Even if they are your captors, watching three humans die in an instant from a high powered rifle shot to the head can be a traumatic experience. That's why his hypothetical captain was haunted by images of death wherever he went. There, happy? Because now it's not funny anymore....
Boohbahnooh 5 months ago
@Boohbahnooh I Googled it a little while ago, but thanks for the help :)
And no, it's still funny.
sunnyydelight18 5 months ago
@sunnyydelight18 What I meant was that it's a disgusting visual. Brian can take R rated material and make it PG, but in order to play it out like that, it's R once again. No troll, btw, not this time.
Boohbahnooh 5 months ago
@Boohbahnooh Ah, I see what you mean.
sunnyydelight18 5 months ago
The top rated comment has more thumbs up than the video itself? Don't see that very often on vids in the thousands of views...
n3wbuo 6 months ago
Hey man knock that off! Cant you see the paint on the wall is more important than the joy in your heart?! XD Brian Regan proves that you can have the best comedy ever without the profanity.
DMwallets 6 months ago in playlist Brian Regan 6
1 person thinks they're a hero lol:)
TylerBradleyWynn 6 months ago 4
So anyway.. whoa...
9jesusfreak 6 months ago in playlist Brian Regan 2
I learned that Brain wont do shows in Florida wich just sucks cause i live in Florida and i want to see him live. he wont come here because he is from here so his family lives here so people always ask for free tickets if he does a show here ='(
CallOfDutyJJ 6 months ago in playlist Brain Regan All By Myselg
@CallOfDutyJJ Hey Re-Re he's in FL NOW doing 5 plus shows, check your sources you got some bad info bro...like he wouldn' t do a show bc peeps asked him for free tix. LOL
TiffStarTastic 6 months ago
I saw Brian live and literally couldn't breath! He is by far the funniest comedian out there. Not only does he make you fall off your chair, he does just as well the fourth and fifth time you hear the joke!!! Best of all time by far!
Ptw96923 7 months ago
Someone missed the like button.
MrBuffCrab 7 months ago 6
i saw him live in long beach, freakin hilarious
bagelthegreat 8 months ago
this was halarious i urinated my pants
TheDarthdoodles 8 months ago
...indeed, refreshing (like Seinfeld) don't need none of them swear words 'n stuff!...
Gregoryv0424 8 months ago
CAN YOU THINK OF A BETTER ENDING TO THIS STORY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I LOST WHILE DRINKING POP. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA....ahahahah...too funny xD
Topgeneral3070 9 months ago
My top comedians of the world:
1) Brian Regan (Clean + Funny)
2) Jim Gaffigan (Semi-clean + Funny)
3) Russel Peters (Semi-clean + Funny)
I feel that any comedian that must resort to sex jokes isn't a comedian. No originality there. Out of these three comedians, Brian definitely has the cleanest jokes. I think the worst word I've heard him say is "Damn" but that's it.
MrSpeedyAce 10 months ago 11
"Two enthusiastic thumbs up!" for my rabbit who chewed off my computer cable in the middle of this video
moory734 11 months ago 10
Yes! The logic of kids! Excellent topic. I couldn't stop laughing.
gymnastgirlflips 11 months ago
He is amazing!
Kmlcoolchix 11 months ago
His kids are lucky, you can tell he really loves them and he seems like a great dad :D
veritas0290 11 months ago 74
@killerrabitstudios he is not one of the best he is the best
2belowfreezing 11 months ago 9
"Hey man knock that off! Can't you see the paint on the walls is more important than the joy in your heart!" Oh my god he's brilliant.
bennude10 11 months ago 7
Thumbs up if you think he is one of the BEST COMEDIANS EVER!!!
KillerRabitStudios 1 year ago 250
@KillerRabitStudios thumbs up if you think he's the best comedian ever... PERIOD.
murosteel 2 months ago 3