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  • you make me laugh.

  • my gramps likes to go to China

  • the guy is obviously tongue in cheek, but chinese stuff is cheap shit ,but whos buying it ? us!!!!!

  • i love chicken balls man, i got an indian take away on its way right now though.

  • chicken balls

  • all around the worlds  e-waste poison is in your kids toys

  • watch this video ->RMR: Rick's Rant - Asbestos canadian send cancer asbesto to india and third world countries watch the world send e waste to china india and africa it's still happening.

  • he is correct... chinese first mission is take over snow, and 34mil ppl. -_-

  • china-US war is inevitable.

  • OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A CANADIAN RUSH LIMBAUGH!

  • The United States Government have been spending so much money for illegal immigrants. Therefore, they have brought, and will bring more drug to all over the places in the U.S. to destroy the young American's lives. I'm afraid that sooner or later they will take freedom away from American citizens. The war right in your backyard.

  • Yes.Chinese put shit in your chicken balls and fried rices. You ought not to eat those delicious foods.

  • He might be a homeless or a street crime

  • @Myperspective97 Or being satirical... moron...

  • In this world. People kill each other just because they act stupidly like him. He looks angry and upset for no reason;especially, he look like a cold blooded killer. ..

  • @Myperspective97 SATIRE! It's fucking satire!

  • Who likes fli rice

  • toxic e waste is no problem from all over the countries you really need to watch more news!

  • Yeah, fuck chinese faggots!

  • @rokkcop gook

  • @rokkcop

    dumb fucking yankee.

  • you are very funny. I think it is very funny. 

  • are you sure that u not have a mental problem ??? seems to me that you are

    paranoid

  • He reminds me of Peter Griffin.

  • lol, Im Chinese, and this shit is funny

  • You guys do know this guys canadian, Not American, His other video is "should canada invade the usa"

  • This is a joke everyone. It's called "dark humour".

  • IT'S A JOKE! EVERYBODY STOP BEING STUPID.

  • Becuase I like chicken balls and fried rice...lol good shit

  • Ive lived in china for a while and they do NOT let people get exposed to lead and shitty toothpaste/cat food THEIR people that is. They dont give a shit if they scam us they WANT to scam. those fucking pricks

  • why cant ya talk properly me old mate?

  • I don't see why this video got so many dislikes. This guy obviously isn't being serious...

  • @hahaha01357 well it's racist.

  • China's slowly killing Americans by eating healthy and waiting for Americans to get fat on McDonald so that an invasion would be a walk in the park XD

  • @guitarhamster102 I think you're right. They are smart by waiting us out. The line at the McDonalds drive-thru was ridiculously long this morning.

  • So they're so stupid? Then why are they all in the advanced placement program and they're probably smarter than you.

  • At first you started insulting my country the US, and now your being Racist! Why don't you have some sympathy for those people who get paid 2 bucks a day, to make YOU toothpaste and EVERYTHIGN ELSE, but still your too good for them. REally?

  • @agent7039pie Shut Up! who cares about China? Because they're sti9pet so they make 2 dollars a day 

  • Respond to this video... I don't buy stuff that made from China

  • BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

    

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!

  • lol, fuck this shit

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  • @georgster101 i could not stop laughing thought the video. This guy is hilarious.

  • You're weird.

  • That's why I buy American/Canadian/UK stuff.

  • this is a satire but it outlines important points. great videos

  • More like the Americans are out to get us!

  • haha you're delusional

  • lol he likes chicken balls :)

  • I hope the Chinese invades so America can finally have a challenge so we can show everybody what we're made of. No more politicians taking control.. just real marines with no limits or strings. That would teach the rest of the world who we really are... just like the Revolutionary War.

  • @MoneyGuru012 agreed

  • @MoneyGuru012 Yes please do that tuff guy,thank you for showing your true colors here for the "real" Canadians to see that let you pour into there country,now come get some little man with big mouth,time to end the world anyways,you think were not crazy enough to launch on China if attacked and end it?>Try us:)

  • I flagged this for promoting terrorism.

  • USA is full of spies now too who are retarded corrupt brainwahed tools of the corrupt government who has sold out to China and turning the USA into a corporate communist tyrannical shithole

  • @undeadpresident Why the hell are you still living here then? Geezus man!!!

  • @USAdude30 because, contrary to the strange ideas of the world that the "love it or leave it" crowd has, foreign countries are:

    1)Controlled by the same international banking elite and CIA scumbags

    2) Do not simply welcome foreigners without visas for skilled labor that is in demand

    3) Speak different languages and have different cultural customs which leave an outsider in a state of isolation among them.

  • @undeadpresident Welcome ONLY skilled workers who will bring the country up instead of putting them on the welfare dole on the backs of working people,must be required to speak basic English,you don't work,you don't eat,you start demanding us to change out laws to fit you,you get deported,you don't like it? Leave it "yes" Oh and screw the world bankers and nwo in general!

  • i love this guy xD

  • dont trust Chinese products they are so not value for money

  • It's hilarious....cause these companies are mostly american, and they decide what goes into the food.

  • Once again an example of a typical fat dumb American like the majority of that crap country.

  • @ThexNaaru he's canadian

  • BECAUSE YOU CAN,T SEEM TO POST ANYTHING BUT HATE-ASS SHIT,I,VE REPORTED YOUR PUNK ASS. THE CHINESE EAT SLEEP,AND BREATH THE SAME AS ANY OTHER RACE,OR NATION.RACIST MUCH?

  • @61TUNER Of course but who the hell are you talking to hear man? Just had to get that outt'a your system there or what?

  • @USAdude30 IF YOU HAD TO ASK IT MUST,NOT,HAVE BEEN YOU WHO MADE THE RACIST-ASS COMMENT?

  • @61TUNER They eat sleep? Cool :3

  • i dunno, i have found some chinese people to be very nice, helpful people, and their medicine is f-ing fantastic. it si 100% natural herbal medicine and it works phenomonally well. mind you, they have gotten a bad rap from racist propaganda, and who's to say they weren't made to be scapegoats, you know, set up, by some very crafty americans who can't stand them and want to see them lose?what like the fbi or whoever can't tamper with some containers and shit. c'mon. think OUTSIDE the ratcage.

  • Last time I was in Toronto I could have sworn I was in China or the middle east or India. or.....

  • get us? don't ya meen we're going to china to get there women  becaus there very prity ?

  • Or that Chinese hooker he picked up in Toronto? She could be a spy! Or veddy, veddy desperate...

  • @AntiChinksFederation If that is your best rebuttal, then you guys are totally screwed after 2012 when Obama gets re-elected.

  • @AntiChinksFederation Spoken by someone who does not know a thing about economics. If the US is worried about their credit being dowgraded from AAA, what happens when they default? Do you know what happens to the US currency the minute the US says fuck it? China and other investors will dump all the US treasuries and monetary notes thus creating superinflation. ??? It means the Mexican pesos will probably be more valuable when the crisis ends. Don' t think so? Research Greece right now.

  • jack black gain alot of wait

  • This is a joke right?

  • I didn't know jack black was so concerned about china

  • After listening to this guy, I have come to the conclusion that he really likes China.

  • my mcdonalds has to much trans fat fix it the Americans are out to get us Chinese

  • @HBK2190 Hahahaaa.. Hey it's just fair play bro,kind of like Canada giving us Justin Bieber,so we give 'em Miley Cyrus in return,the way we Americans look at it is this>Hamburgers and teen singers are a much better alternative to launching nukes because you have a choice of eating what you want and listening to the music you like or not,nukes pretty much just kill everything and no one really needs that.

  • LOL

  • Ha Haa, LOL! Yeees your damn right. With all the made in China stuff, China has been smuggling parts of remote controlled nuclear bombs into Canada and the US and assembled them at strategically vital places like congress, pentagon, parliament, NORAD etc. They don't have to shoot missiles the bombs are already there!

  • @TheCentralServices LOOK EVERYONE.IT,S THE CHINES SWISS CITIZEN ON ANOTHER VID PRETENDING TO BE CHINESE. WONDER IF HE STILL NEEDS A GERMAN DICTIONARY? LOL.

  • SHUT UP CANADIAN FIRST ON AMERICA NOW CHINA YOU ARE ONE SICK PERSON I AM AMERICAN CHINESE AND DON'T INSULT OTHER COUNTRIES!!

  • Stupid fat ass canadian

  • @gematriagrim666 yeah this fat piece of shit thinks he is funny making fun of americans

  • was this a joke or is he serious ?

  • i thought this was going to be with the same caracter as the canadian dude answering the age old question of should we invade the usa. the prime minister of the canadiean dominion said that they would stand behind the usa ..that a attack on the usa is a attack on canada. and creating a personal union between the two nations . i wanted this to be in that canadien caracter saying that canada was going to side with the usa against the chinese threat to the harper union's soverenity.

  • this is the biggest lier and the dumbest person i have ever laid my eyes on. Good Job. =D

  • Press 1-4-5(wait 1 sec)-2-7-3

  • All the Americans are really, is the New age Persians. And eventually, a new age group of Spartans is gonna come along, and anal rape them so badly that maybe they'll stop talking shit about everyone else for a few seconds and stop thinking they're king shit.

  • @Netkiller3714 you know thats funny because it seems 2 be everyone else that hates america and talks shit about this country, meanwhile as an american i have nothing bad 2 say about anyone elses country, and any1 here whos talking shit probably saw a comment about america first like me coming across your bullshit and just felt like they had 2 defend it like im sure you would if i said canada is a joke(how did i kno u ask?) well i took a guess cuz all the hate comments seem 2 b from 1 place

  • And the funny thing is, China would tear the States appart like a hot razor blade threw half melted butter. Even if the States had every citizen in the Military. The Minute China decides to Invade, they'll recruit all their men like they do in times of war, and they'll have a force close to if not over a Billion troops. That States would get flattened so fast. Lol.

  • @Netkiller3714 china has 5% of the world military budget, u.s has 49% and the us has by far the largest navy. the amount of soldiers don't mean shit for a reason

  • @mrfwest Well, with American troops spread out all across the globe, (Which is the mistake Hitler made) They wouldn't be to hard to takle. I could see it would be a difficult battle if every single troop formed a mass and came at once, which isn't how it happens anymore. Smaller groups go in. But as of now, troops are thinned out all over which is a GIGANTIC disadvantage military wise.

  • @Netkiller3714 its not thinned out. majority of soldiers are in the us. not counting all the police and armed civilian with access to military grade weapons. and another thing is the us is apart nato.( basically controls it ) which gives more solders and another 25% of the world military budget

    china would have enough food to come to America, and start a war. ( nazi power kinda fails in comparison )

  • @Netkiller3714 the united states knows there citizens pretty well is why it doesnt matter

  • @Netkiller3714 prolly not wed just bomb them off the face of the earth, and yea thered b a lot of them but there chinese they cant shoot or fight were like on avg a foot taller and much better shots, plus canada would b on our side you dumbass so if THAT WERE the case youd b just as fucked as us so wtf r u talking about retard

  • @ganjasmokintildeath Canada wouldn't be on our side if were were assholes and tried to bomb a country we rely on. The whole world, including America AND China, would be fucked if either of us made a move to hurt the other. You're the idiot here.

    The Chinese military is equal to ours at the moment, in actuality. And they have just as many allies as we do, considering the world's split in half, either 'allied with China' or 'allied with America.'

  • @StarxLolita fuck off im not tryna argue your dumb points, im defending america stupid if ur on my side then shut the fuck up, im saying wed bomb the shit out of china IF they tried 2 invade us and it was in response 2 some1 else, and yea thats what america would do if some1 tried invading us is bomb them so whatever point you were trying to make is irrelevant because it has nothing to do with the context of what i said, so no your the idiot here my friend have a nice life douchebag

  • @ganjasmokintildeath Lol somebody needs to go to school. Do you even know English? And calling me douchebag's not helping.

    We wouldn't bomb them right away, because they, Russia, and many others would bomb us back. We'd fight first, and then probably bomb at the last moment. And China'd never invade us, btw.

  • @StarxLolita just saying what we would do IF they were invading or at war w/us we use bombs its well documented im not sure why your arguing that point, i never specified it was nukes or anything your jumping to conclusions theres more then one kind of explosive, i never said they would invade somebody else did my arguement is all hypothetical so its not like it matters im saying your taking me way to seriously because your a douchebag who likes 2 argue with ppl online and jerk off while u do it

  • @ganjasmokintildeath It's not well-documented. We wouldn't use them right away, is all I'm saying. I was explaining what would really happen if they were to invade, which would never happen. We'd fight back, we'd pull the fuck out of the middle east to fight back more, and if we possibly end up in the losing side and we have no chance of winning, THEN is when the explosives come out, and the world would then be fucked because China'd fire back with it's allies.

  • @StarxLolita why dont you understand am i really not getting through, your pathetic how many times do i have 2 say i dont give a shit about your stupid opinion of what would happen because it didnt and will probably never happen, stop trying to prove me wrong!!! im speaking hypothetically so yea theres gonna b some holes in my theory because its not fuckin real you can try and keep disproving it with more shit that isnt real and hasnt happened or just shut up because theres no facts 2 back it up

  • @ganjasmokintildeath You're* to* there's* be* it's* fucking* isn't* hasn't* and use periods please.

    The fact is that we aren't going to use bombs right away. Look at the Cold War. Insulting me and whining all you want it's helping, I'm disproving your theory. We have idiots upstairs, but they aren't stupid enough to fire bombs all over the place when they know it would cause a Nuclear war. How about learning a bit about history and politics?

  • @StarxLolita stfu faggot seriously i bet u jack off whenever you get a response,periods? insulting grammar doesnt make you look smart it makes you look like an asshole, do you really think anyone cares if i put a fuckin period only u, your not a general you dont know war strategies so stfu, your disproving a fucking hypothetical theory of a situation that isnt going 2 happen how fuckin pointless is your life,some dick was saying china would kill us i said wed kick the shit outa them end of story

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  • @ganjasmokintildeath LOL Actually I'm a fifteen year old girl. Makes you feel like a dumbshit, huh?

    Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan do not have bombs, that's why we were able to bomb them. The only 'war' where two sides had bombs was a stand-off, like you said. There's mutual fright that the other side will nuk them. China has just as much bombs as us, and so do it's allies. We'd be too terrified to bomb them until we know we'd lose if we didn't.

  • @StarxLolita if i had known you were a girl i wouldnt have even bothered women dont know shit about polotics or wars knit me a sweater sweetheart! i never said nukes we would use explosives of all sorts, what do you think a gernade is if not a small bomb? i feel like your thinking much bigger bombs then i am, w/e idc we wont see eye 2 eye, i should have known u were jus a kid otherwise mayb you wouldve been mature and ended it like ive been trying 2 do, youll make a great lawyer someday though

  • @ganjasmokintildeath We don't know shit about politics? I kind of just explained how a war between first world countries would work modern-day, actually. :| I obviously know more about politics and war and whatnot than you.

    ..... I didn't end it because you just kept insulting me and I was trying to get my point across. You just would come back with insults. And 'bombing them off the face of the earth', as you stated, is not using a grenade. It's using big bombs.

  • @StarxLolita ummm u didnt explain shit its a scenario,if and when it plays out the way you said ill give you credit, helicopters planes tanks all equipped with some kind of explosives, i never once said anything about nukes, i was thinking more a bombardment of small bombs via afghanistan or iraq, either way none of its happening and i keep saying you can disprove me all you want but NONE OF ITS REAL you CANT back it up with refutable evidence SO STOP TRYING TO PROVE THINGS THAT YOU CANT PROVE

  • @ganjasmokintildeath :| You can't prove shit either, you know that? But it's kind of obvious how an invasion would go about. I know it'd never happen because of how much we rely on each other, but really. Chinese invade, we pull out of the middle east and attack, and at the absolute last second, nukes are fired and we're all fucked. All I was saying.

  • @StarxLolita i do know that ive been the 1 trying 2 explain 2 u neither of us can prove shit, and yet you keep trying 2 tell me how it would go down you have got 2 be the most retarded person alive

  • @ganjasmokintildeath Ffft, excuse me, I'm not the one butchering the English language. And no, I'm not mentally disabled. :)

    You can't prove the big bang theory, either. Or god, or what the future will be like, or what the economy will be like, yet there are still estimates. And there's a difference between a reasonable estimate(my estimate), and you're 'oh I bet they'll throw bombs at each other' estimate.

  • @StarxLolita i passed grammar in school, apparently its good enough 4 u 2 understand ppl who judge grammar online are douchebags, i never said shit about god or nething else quit changin the subject, your some little shit teenage girl, whos prolly a 30 year old man pretending 2 b a girl, but you dont know shit about fighting a war

  • @ganjasmokintildeath I'm a douchebag? It's not that hard to spell correctly.

    I'm not changing subjects, I was using examples of things that there are estimates on. Outcomes of things are almost never known, that's why there's estimates. And if anything, btw, you're the 30-year-old in your momma's basement. Not me.

    And excuse me, what do you know about fighting a war, exactly? You can't judge me if you don't know shit yourself.

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  • The Chinese are slowly taking over the States with the Bonds that Governments use to buy currency off the Reserves. Because the States is in So much debt and can't pay back a single dime they owe everyone, the Chinese are buying up their debt. When the shit hits the Fan, the Chinese will be in the spot to simply stand up and go "We own your economy now. So we also own your Nation. Chinese law now bitches."

  • LOL This paranoid fatfuck must not know that China is funding his lifestyle of bitching and whining LOL

  • @AntiChinksFederation but ur forgetting that the chinese are on purpose loaning countries they know that will never repay the debt like tonga fiji cook island and you might think hell CHINESE PEEPS so nice giving out cash lik that but in the end u realise they are doin that to ensure these countries support china its all really political they want as many countries as they can to rely on them and love em

  • That spy thing could very well be true. A good friend of mine is from China and he has confessed to me that his family is here to spy for the Chinese government.

  • jack black?

    

  • get that sand out of your vagina and take a vacation

  • glad to see you're scared :)

  • Actually they are out to get us:)

  • lol they´ll come afer you all it is time now you are fat and round , see it that way how many years did they have to pay for your way of live to get such an apetizer for semi canibals and real hard core canibals and the eat only us american canibals , they will make , i don t know what out of you but they can cook i´m sure . the video could also be a chinese barbecue sauce comercial i mean look how tasty he looks and with a bit barbecue sauce and a beer ,

  • 504 people had no sense of humor.

  • He's joking, I hope you all know. He made this video for entertainment purposes only and it's kinda funny watching all of you rant about this :P He doesn't actually feel this way:P

  • hahaha did he just say aboot ?

  • So..... I'm sorry about your cat?

  • Forgot to mention u was right! Chinese don't give a shit about American,American only cares about himself believe it or not u can google it.American ain't no big brother not even japan trust in American!!!

  • Y the fuck this yankie mad for? Maybe cause he's a redneck!!!by the way china man said hi to u hahaha !!

  • China is the smartest country in the hole world.

  • he's upset because his cat died?

  • China will never get the money, and china now cant get drinking water because our capitalist poison their rivers. China can not farm land anymore and the desert is taking all their farm land. China can not afford to keep their people out of the cities anymore and have a huge illegal internal immigration problem. China is fucked beyond repair. china is dead.

  • @AntiChinksFederation No, China was and is still nice to you even after you insult them so much. China was nice enough to let you borrow the money. We don't need that money back. Have a look at our economy yourself, we're much richer, wealthier, and happier than before. If you don't believe me, and don't bother seeing what China's like in 2011, I don't need to repeat myself to hipocrites.

  • @AntiChinksFederation What the fuck lmao I never said China wants that money back. We have the fastest developing economy amongst the U.N. (check the U.N. statistics). No, the United States doesn't not want to pay back, they are unable to. Pure failure.

  • @AntiChinksFederation Hah! If the United States pay their debt to China... your country becomes like Africa! Pathetic.

  • I like the Chinese flag background

  • China is going to hear from Trump in 2012. Need to tax their imports 20%. Let's mark all the goods made in the US easier so we can start buying our products.

  • No, nooo. You no undastand. We chineze thinks dat lead is good fortune! Like feesh!

    We very surprised that Westerners no understand our weesh to spread good fortune!

  • Good show, MR Bean

  • dude, you are so biased

  • I'm laughing my ball off. This is the funniest video on you-tube from a non comedian, or are you? More, more, more….

  • @AntiChinksFederation we have no debt, they have been paid in full, the moment they start spending those dollars americans get richer.they know it. we know it. the news people will lie because it give them power.

  • Don't worry tubby. Your big brother U.S. is watching over little bitch Canada. China messes with Canada. U.S. steps in. Plain and simple.

  • @dumbdumb1930 Yep

  • WE SHALL KILL YOU AND TURN YOU IN TO PIG FOOD CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH PIG CARCASSES. LOL

  • please pay yours debt

  • is this guy serious?

    how is this remotely like the cold war?

    I'd be more worried about your own government spying on you

  • OMG, its another scandal, Tainted toothpaste ,,,,,,,Shit its ,,, COLD GATE

  • YOU FUCKN RACIST COCKSUCKERS

  • lolololol. Legit Chinese businesses do not try to poison anybody. It's the ILLEGAL ones that their govt are having a hard time cracking down on....just like the knock-off stuff we're getting from Thailand, etc.

  • Wake up fat ass!!

  • WAit what? the chinese just make what the american tell them to make.

  • @dackjack There using U.S. mega corporate greed to build there infastructure as well as military AND it's no big secret they want to be top dog in the world,tell ya anything?Now that our own government has spent us into oblivion who knows how this will go.Canada stays out of these damn wars for Israel as does China.We don't.

  • @USAdude30 #1 i <3 canada 2# are you saying china using corporate greed as a good, bad or both or neither? because i can't tell from your comment

  • @dackjack I would think communist China,using the manufacturing money from U.S. Canadian and European companies have allowed China to make from cheap labor"supply and demand" to build a massive military machine is not a very good thing for the free world,which I consider Canada,U.S. & much of Europe to be.

  • @USAdude30 Just like america (before 9/11) joining the army will get you out of proverty and thats what the people in china are doing because its hard to live in desert or mountainous area in china. Also besides high tech airplane and ships most of china millitary spending are on infantry. Being a officer in infantry means jobs and money for many of these people. also the #1 USA spending are crazy like x10 kind of crazy if i compare america spending with china's i feel safer with china spending.

  • china is a cancer on this planet

  • @jackinsonjoy No Its America which is a cancer. I think u Got Down Syndrome

  • @mrnawanshehr

    why America is such a canser

  • Paranoid dllusion...

  • paranoid much -_-

  • all the chinese factories are mostly owned by western companies so basically you guys are poisoning yourself

  • Now to be fair, those cfactories reasponsible for the led incident were owned by Americans. XD

  • fuck canada & china

    USA!!!!!!!!!! bitches & mexico

    xD

  • @kakarot283 pinche beaner eres un pendejo

  • Why American people are still stupid?

  • As Americans

    we take pride in having China as our little 55cent store

    China: "Where's my money!!!!"

    United States: "What money?"

    China: "You know about those computers I've sent you."

    United States: oh!! I'll pay you back tommorow! Hey i'll give you a quater next month if you let me buy that televison set

  • @Herb615 just another american saying bullshit! China bought 200 tons of gold last year alone the minute the chineses say no to the american dollar. China will have the world currency! where do you think china gets its 200 billion dollar surplus? The USA has will not have enough money to fund its 100 plus base around the world. This is China's century! your capital hill and your leaders raped and sold your country to the highest bidder so you guys could have your american dream!

  • @dasani7998

    us Americans buy worthless shit from them!!!

  • you're totally over rating China's ability!!

  • Shut up you racist faggot canadian!