Why USA should teach Intelligent Design (Creationism)

[ProDegiaque]

*India* like^^

[sooperfukker]

GOD BLESS -LOL

[MarcusEFN]

Because America is a stupid country fiilled with mindless zealots?

[tellnet]

All so absolutely true....

Praise be to the All Might Be Magic Man

[Iamwithyou1000]

Yea, because it's not like America ever excelled while believing in God and creation.

[TheRationalist76]

Aside from India's poverty and corruption, it is still on of the most intelligent nations in the world. Kids work extremely hard for an education as a result of attempting to move up on the ladder and the only reason they aren't making more money than you is because of the lack of regulation in India. My Dad works in an Indian company where there are extremely smart people who are going to change the world. The US is still sitting here tying their shoes while India is off and running

[shitthrowingmonkey1]

It's a joke but it's really not funny that the US education system is so stupid that it can't compete with a poorer country.

[seeker6789]

So true.. have to laugh and agree to a point. Yes this is a joke post but the call center thing ..it isnt because of computer knowlege its because US companies can abuse folks over there making them work for pennies a day.... It why Walmart is so hot about expanding there... BUt to the content of the vid.. Yes alot of 3rd world countries are expanding past us..

[Nilsy1975]

LOL funny!

[StevenBee2]

LoL... cute.

[rooters11]

Yet, the UK still gives India millions of pounds in aid. Go figure

[priyochatterjee1]

@rooters11 the only reason that UK gives its meager aid to India is so that the Indian government will not face any political or social resistance when it buys British weapons and after the weapons are brought the British government gets back its money through taxes( Indians defense budget is around 20 billion)

[rooters11]

@priyochatterjee1 - Considering India is the 89th most corrupt country out of 160, I think bribes will be paid directly to corrupt government officials, not veiled under the guise of charity. Incidentally, the UK on the same list is 11th. Between 2000 - 2007 75.6% of India were on less than $2.00 per day yet spent in the same period around $140 billion on arms. Go figure..............

[RoberMatts]

Lmao! Good video.

[itsuyo211]

and about the tech support part. yeah i really cant understand a word they are speaking to me and they never know a thing about what im talkin about. not being racist. being honest.

[itsuyo211]

nice. same last name as Apu.

[crazychimp321]

lmao, this is fucking HILARIOUS, i love youu!!!!

[sypher113]

LOL the lighter picture was priceless. "OUCH, fire... hot..."

[selearemus]

rename it to EPIC FAIL design.

intelligent sounds atheist.

[MrTruthAddict]

We know that Christianity is true because the Gospel writers, inspired by God who can make no error, recorded the founding events. For example, on the first Easter morning, the visitors to the tomb were greeted by which of the following:

a) A young man (Mark 16:5)

b) No, no, it was no man, it was an angel (Matthew 28:2-5)

c) You're both wrong, it was two men (Luke 24:4)

d) Damn it, there was nobody there (John 20:1-2)

[kettings1980]

The ironie is clearly present. Keep id to the religion classes and evolution to the science. Let our childeren decide the path they choose and the world they want to live in

[tafftastic]

India - one of the most corrupt countries in the world, not quite as corrupt as your video, or as full of false truths, false promises and over-exageration as is your country.

In fact you're both full of shit.

[priyochatterjee1]

@tafftastic despite being the "most corrupt country in the world" we maintain a GDP growth of 8 % while your "one nation under gawwwwd" is steadily declining in its intellectual productivity and is turning into a country of rednecks who cant even multiply 7x6 without the use of a calculator while at the same time are being brainwashed by evangelists to read and accept the bible as the truth and speaking of false promises Indians didn't come up with "hedge funds" and "sub prime mortgages" loser.

[tafftastic]

@priyochatterjee1 Me thinks you think I'm American. Fail.

Such a shame you measure development by the $, which the rest of the world prefers moral character and integrity.

[priyochatterjee1]

@tafftastic don't blame me for thinking that way, i didn't invent capitalism . BTW which morals are you talking about, the ones which tells people to hate Jews and homosexuals? I don't know what you mean by "the rest of the world" but the last time i checked, yes development is measured by the amount of money people have, morals are subjective to the times .( eg: slavery ) and only when people have money and MODERN education can they correctly decide what is moral and what is not.

[tafftastic]

@priyochatterjee1 Ahhhh so you're a follower of Maslow - fair enough. I don't do any morals that encourage bigotry of any kind based on religion, only on facts I see and have experienced. I don't measure moral development and integrity by my bank balance, only the shallow and selfish do that in my mind.

[priyochatterjee1]

@tafftastic so on the one hand you don't do bigotry while on the other hand you think an entire country of around a billion people is "full of false truths, false promises and over-exaggeration" and "full of shit " sounds like a contradiction if you ask me.

[tafftastic]

@priyochatterjee1 You need to re-read what I said and not try and score point by mis-quoting what I said. I also prefixed my comment with the fact that my views were based upon personal experiences. Have a look at the world league of corrupt countries on transparency's website. And I find it kind of a contradiction that you're sitting there calling me a hypocrite yet you call the entire population of the US 'rednecks', and I'm not even American. Logic fail.

[priyochatterjee1]

@tafftastic I specifically said that USA is TURNING into a country of rednecks because of its current problems like a resurgence of evangelism , failing educational system etc.I don't care what personal experiences you had, did you meet every person in India? because when you said India is full false truths,false promises....." you stated that every Indian including me and every one i know is a liar and a fraud and I'm not gonna take that .

[priyochatterjee1]

@tafftastic as for corruption yes there is corruption in India but for the last few months there has also been a strong anti corruption movement in India being promoted by civil rights activists and the media.

[tafftastic]

@priyochatterjee1 Ahhhh so you're a follower of Maslow - fair enough, makes sense as a general rule of thumb. I don't do any morals that encourage bigotry of any kind based on religion, only on facts I see and have experienced. I don't measure moral development and integrity by my bank balance, only the shallow hearted do that in my mind.

[zillatamer]

i like this, dont let them be smart, so we can be smarter.

[Mysterymanmonkey]

HAHA! His name is Rajeesh!

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

XD

This was cleverly done, shame nobody watches these videos all the way through.

[Arunfoyomoney]

So the indians want us to teach creationism in america so we are retarded and dont learn science then they will move here and take all our science jobs because americans will be to stupid to be physicists or biologists.......thats what i got from this...lol

[shwank1968]

AMEN BROTHERS

[ughzean]

you have the same last name as the guy who owns the quicky mart in the simpsons

[AnnoyedDragon]

Teaching ID may help make western countries stupider; and have more jobs sent to China/India as a result, but there is something to remember about all this.

Do you really want people who believe in the Rapture in control of the biggest nuclear weapons stockpile on the planet?

[HugeHaakon]

@AnnoyedDragon No i really dont

[mojorhythm]

No Intelligent Design is a pseudoscience and should not be taught in a science classroom.

It's for the same reasons we shouldnt teach astrology, Thought Field Therapy and past life regression in the science classroom.

[Spetsop]

@bookwormsrcool

Oatmeal cookies with milk for me please :)

[8zz8]

This is so funny! First rate!

[herbiethebarber]

LOL eastern doctors! LOL They do things that Americans can't do? LIKE WHAT?!

[Spetsop]

@herbiethebarber

Like properly diagnose the patient.

North America is an emergency based medicine. It can deal very well with acute situations, but when it comes to chronic diseases, it lags behind most other countries. The goal of a Western medicine is not to cure the patient but to prolong the life of that patient with whatever disease they have... big bucks for pharma! :(

[wicNKWD37]

@bookwormsrcool ill bring icecream :)

[DestAeval]

lulz, is all I have to say.

[Imaginefree69]

Excellent video!

Frightening, but excellent.

[sofiadragon1979]

Interstingly put basically "put up or shut up" I like it keep it up.

[rivers424]

lol

[Pinworm4]

I appreciate the satire, it's funny, but the amount of satire on this subject I think does disjustice to the actual stupidity of these people. By that I mean, it's impossible to find someone explaining what should actually be taught if it ID was taught in schools. Lots of people saying it should be, but not saying what it contains. The reason? Them saying what it should contain would be more ridiculous than all the satire videos on the subject combined. Regardless, good stuff.

[HEC01]

I dont get it.

[TheEndofMysticism]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[CMO999]

You're funny

[DrumsagardLoyal]

Perhaps a Judeo-Christian perspective of basic human dignity could help deal with Indias massive inequalities and the caste system which sees children blighted by working on rubbish tips and living out their short lives in shanty towns in stinking cities

[seansalvador1]

@DrumsagardLoyal

Why judeo-christian? Why religion?

[priyochatterjee1]

@DrumsagardLoyal India was the the largest economic superpower in the world before the British,the french and the dutch( European Christian nations ) came, messed up our economy and left us in our present state.so you can keep your Judea-Christianity to yourself we have enough problems with right wing Muslims and Hindu fanatics the last thing we need is an Indian version of the KKK.

[suumr]

Haha. Very nice... well played.

[seonidh]

Yeah very good I thought this was great too.

[thestarstuff]

haha!

Do it for India! ;D

[RazielKain]

perfect :D

[GronTheMighty]

owwhh, i wanted to give this 5 stars, but iz' disabled :<

Gooooo India! ^^

[soulblazerark]

LMFAO

[Hardrickart]

WTF

[alin1975]

Absolutely brilliant :)

[SternMann93]

Haha! Excellent!

[LocustsAreSwarming]

hahaha 5 stars amazing

[symelian]

:D - great video :)

[StoneTemp1Pilot]

That's both funny and sad. It's true, and that is probably how it's gonna go too. India. wow.

[DaxxFinsta]

Excellent friend.

[gorilla199uncensored]

Will be funny if part of the USA down fall is due to fundamentalism! :)

[morganbath]

Most great powers actually go the same way. Britain, Holland etc. They get ultra religious, tend towards hubris and usually become quite warlike. They all usually talk about the end of the world too. Happened to all the great powers over the last millenium. I am not sure fundamentalism will cause the fall of the USA, as it may be more a symptom of that fall.

The real worry for the rest of the world is that america is the first great power to take the rest of us down with it.

[Iwuffpantera]

Lulz

[leeroynaggins]

doesn't that just about sum it all up...

America is finished...

[superjeff14]

I loved it.

I.D. is such a sham

[Sumkrazyguy55]

LMAO so true!

ID is so stupid

5*

[696codeman]

haha sick

[eugeniobb]

you really hit in the right spot!

[kaxitaksi]

Hilarious!! God bless Indias children :))

[DarkAngel182]

Awsome video, I love it!!!

[cucheran666]

lmao thats awsome

[Rib64]

LOL that was fucking hilarious gj

[popcornlagace]

LOL :D :D :D :D

[mckampela]

For the children of India!

[Imaginefree69]

The basic problem is that the people who attack evolution have not actually studied it. If they did, they would see that there's nothing TO attack. It isn't a Satanic Conspiracy, it's simply the description of a process, providing a very useful taxonomy and a way to understand relationships. I see no way around this problem of ignorance. And it will become far worse if we allow these untutored people to drag our science education back into the bronze age.

[TheBigGameHunter1]

"The basic problem is that the people who attack evolution

have not actually studied it."

they dont have the basic uinderstanding of it at all in most cases.

"drag our science education back into the bronze age. "

thats what they want science to be stupid and ignorant to be inline with their stupid ignorant relligion.

[DarkAngel182]

Indeed, did these people never see "Inherit the wind"?

[jmthetank]

Lol, beautiful.

[KevZen2000]

India is smarter then America,and the people in that country work harder..America is lower in intelligence and it deserves to fail.

[moshpiler]

it does. every day.

[Proletariat12]

I didn't know nations had a consciousness.

Does that mean australia is the EMO of the nations? He doesn't like to play with the others

[damillionmalania]

...can I hug you? xD Great video mate, keep it up!

[draagon66]

Good for you but realise that there are a LOT of call centres here in the Philppines, where we are scoring over India due to the lack of an accent.

I know, I know ... I have spoken to an Indian call centre and it took me a few minutes to realise that she was Indian. That's the way to go. Kill the accent.

I'm British, by the way, with a strong mid-Atlantic influence.

[gregrutz]

only 2% of the um'teen million Indians work as phone techs.

And yes, you can understand the phillipinos much easier.

[Imaginefree69]

Which version of Creation in the Bible do you like best?

Genesis Chapter ONE,

in which humans were created AFTER plants and animals?

Or chapter TWO,

 in which humans were created BEFORE plants and animals?

Chapter ONE,

in which man and woman were created at the same time?

Or chapter TWO,

in which man was created before the plants

and woman was created after all the animals?

[jimitl5]

I kind of prefer the Apache creation myth. Its a rather beautiful story. If we are going to teach mythical creation stories in scienc then we might as well teach them all. Our kids will be light years behind the rest of the world in their understanding of science, but they sure will know those creation myths.

[ncPsychosis]

@Imaginefree69...el...oh...el. (:

[PopeBarley]

Do it for the children...

...India's children!

LOL

[AnnOnuem75]

5 Stars.

[kewlcoconutbabe]

you fucktard

[amoxtlacatl]

Sorry you don't let us rate it. 5 stars all the way!!! :D

[farvision]

Yes, sadly science is shifting away from the USA. Let's see if Obama can correct this Bushian religious disaster.

[alphaimposter]

Europe says go!

Gosh, we're going to make so much money out of these nitwits. Just consider the merchandising...

SELLING:

The Shroud of Turin, Georgia.

The rib Eve was created from. (No ma'am! It's actually Adams blood, not Hunt's BBQ sauce).

The skull of the very first creationist (Yes Siree, he had a head like a hole too, nothing has changed since creation!)

[particle409]

You realize that we pay less, for goods manufactured overseas, and services performed there. Do you know how much more your computer would cost, if all the call centers were in the US, versus India?

How much did you pay for the shoes on your feet? Are you willing to pay triple for shoes made in America?

Neither party will repeal free trade laws. It's MUCH better for the economy to shuffle manufacturing jobs overseas. Unfortunate for the job loss, but better overall.

[GurnSi]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Excellent vid. Full marks! ;-)

[TheBigGameHunter1]

"has nothing to do with what is taught in any school anywhere"

So education is not important? I dont think so.

"I predict that the Democrats will win in November 2008 (they now have a majority in Congress). They are going to repeal this law which will bring jobs back to the US that the Companies"

I bet they wont.

[trac4yt]

India, like Egypt, will be required to comply..

"And it shall be, [that] whoso will not come up of [all] the families of the earth unto Jerusalem to worship the King, the LORD of hosts, even upon them shall be no rain." (Zec 14:17)

The science idols of India will pass away.

[TheBigGameHunter1]

"The science idols of India will pass away."

What are you on? You anti science, well you better stop using a computer!

[bluecode320]

Amazing!

[Jacnas]

Oh yes, we in China would also very much like the US to teach their children religious dogma in science classes. We'd like their jobs.

[Onithyr]

Oh that's hilarious! Favorited.

[mare652]

This was very funny. You sound like c3po.

I remember when I was a child (40 years ago) my parents would say eat your dinner there are people starving in India. That was when we were a more Judeo/Christian nation with a different moral code. Now the USA has become very secular/progressive and look at our test scores compared to the rest of the world.

I am glad people are doing better in India.

[TheBigGameHunter1]

"Now the USA has become very secular/progressive and look at our test scores compared to the rest of the world"

Which way are the scores going?

[Atriviality]

Yes. Think of the children. India's children.

They do the thinking, so you don't have to.

Brought to you by India for Intelligent Design in the United States of America. Paid for by the IIDUSA Foundation.

[CultofScientology]

Brilliant!