Big O Abridged - Episode 6

[TheFlyingFoodTester]

WTF is a Bishoen?

[HalfbreedTrini]

yaaay NOIR

[Dealortruth]

Wouldn't the duration it takes to fill one half an hour glass be an hour? Because the point of an hour glass is to measure an hour, and they work by tipping them over and filling up one half of the thing.

So...yeah.

[SXAbridged]

@Dealortruth

Depends on the width of the funnel you're using to fill it with. If the width is the same size as the width of the hour glass's internal funnel, then, yes, it would be the same.

[MrGranten]

Roger counts as a bishonen doesn't he? He's the Japanese Bruce Wayne.

[Soundwave3591]

@MrGranten a bishonen is a "pretty boy", usually teenaged and associated with Yaoi, so.....no, not really no.

[MrGranten]

@Soundwave3591

There are bishonen who don't haev yaoi themes and/or are adults. There's Nakogo from Fushigi Yuugi, Marron from Sorcerer Hunters, Lin from Ghost Hunt, Allen and Folken from Escaflowne, Mamoru from Sailor Moon, Char (based on the art style of 1979) from Gundam, Johan from Monster, Byakuya and Yumichika from Bleach...

[Soundwave3591]

@MrGranten i don't know that many anime's, so eh. but as for Gundam, i think Garma Zabi fits the bill better than Char. 

[fingrid]

It's funny how nowadays, certain pieces of Mozart's music remind people of the Clockwork Orange. :)

[Soundwave3591]

10 Bros lost their GFs when they walked in on the bro being pleasured at Gunpoint by a strange Frenchwoman.

[Caboose676]

where did u find the bro code by whats his name say them ?

[SXAbridged]

@Caboose676

It's a real book. Audio comes from the audio version of the book.

Barnes and Noble or Amazon are your best bet.

[Caboose676]

@SXAbridged ok thank youman

[SkyRifter]

03:44 - Wha-tha? heck?

Lols* I just love this episode<3

04:28 -Lol.*

[TheLordmep]

Careers are to a chick what boobs are to a bro.

Somebody forgot to include that in the holy text.

[YugiDmega]

What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. What would you say If you gave your suits away In return you’d never grow old? Suits. What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? It’s moot. What if world peace Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass. Thumbs up if this made your day

[Zerokey77]

Did you mean it as a real shot gun because norman uses the a lot or getting in the front seat shot gun?

[SXAbridged]

@Zerokey77

Front seat.

[Zerokey77]

When is the new one coming?

[SXAbridged]

@Zerokey77

Just waiting on lines from some people. Also, I have exams coming up.

So... early to mid May.

[PeterJMM]

2:37 MIB, Men in Black

[SXAbridged]

@PeterJMM

*Sigh*

No. No. No, no, no.

I'm starting to think the reason why so many people don't get the gag is because I'm old. :(

[TheThordir]

@SXAbridged

The Batman film ?

[abridgedfanboy]

@SXAbridged Damn kids not getting the wonder of Michael Keaton movies, get off mah lawn!

[suprememaz]

Ha!! Loved the Noir reference!

[DisgruntledBarnabus]

I was pleasantly surprised by this abridged series.

[AmenEschaton]

"Besides...I had dibs!"

"But didn't your time limit expire...?"

"I HAD DIBS!!!"

xD

[Dragon125125]

you need to make another ep there so funny!!!!

[SXAbridged]

@Dragon125125

I literally JUST finished scripting episode 7 about an hour ago.

I'm not too happy with it. It's definitely the weakest of them so far. But it's good enough.

[Dragon125125]

@SXAbridged please put in more Angel schmaltsy in it and it will be grate

[Dragon125125]

@SXAbridged please put more Angel schmaltsy in it I love her

[christmascreature13]

Where is episode 1??? I saw it about a week ago and now it's gone.

[SXAbridged]

@christmascreature13

???

Look again dude. It's not gone at all. Still there.

[TheThordir]

What is the name of the first tune, the one that mozart masturabates at :P.

[SXAbridged]

@TheThordir

Die Entfuhrung Aus Dem Serail

[SugarCape]

HAPPY 255TH MOZART!!!

[suprememaz]

There's no such a thing as old age, but there is such a thing as underage. Loved that line. This is great series. Can't wait for more!

[mikswizzle]

Hilarious and clever!!

[Gravesyte]

lol DIBS and the BRO CODE!!!!

[JaxSoShank]

Sucks to loose shot gun status, and I have no idea what the bro code is....

[FlamingKillamajig]

I'm actually surprised you haven't done more offensive jokes on the french yet. Once angel's mom enters the show i expect to hear offensive jokes about the french being thrown right and left.

I love the bishonen code. That was awesome.

[FlamingKillamajig]

SamTheGreek if there was some way as a man i could have your babies whether it be splicing our dna or getting a goat's vagina surgically implanted to my body i would do it. I would happily be your man-bitch. No you yaoi fangirls don't get to fantasize about that.

[NexAngelus405]

btw, did you know that Mozart wrote a little song to play for his friends at parties called, "Leck mich im arse" (translation: Lick me in the ass)? Not only that, he also wrote sequel called "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber", which means "Lick my ass right well and clean." I am not making this up. Just letting you know in case you want to use it for any future parodies involving Mozart.

[tolkier]

that smith!

HE'S BRUCE WAYNE!!!!

[Congocroc]

The butler worships Dog?

Ah well, could be worse. I prefer onion rings to mutton myself, so that works out.

[Stevetheanimeninja]

batman. ...batman did the armor/car lock thing.

[buffalosiam]

i wait for anoter one

[SXAbridged]

@buffalosiam

Yes, I am overdue. Sorry, been busy.

I'll try to get around it though when I can.

[Hoshimaru57]

That was actually pretty funny.

How I Met Your Mother is great!

Especially NPH, can't go wrong with Barney and the Bro Code.

But you can with Lelouch and the bishounen code.

[Saguros]

Needs to be here.

ARTICLE 78 A Bro shall never rack jack* his wing-man. *To steal your wing-man's chick. Big-time no-no.

ARTICLE 116 A Bro shall not kill another Bro or a Bro’s chances to score with a chick. -Every Bro is endowed with a right of life and a right to pursue hot chicks. Violating either of the God-given rights is a heinous offense that could result in the strictest penalty recognized in the Bro Code: loss of permanent shotgun status.

[ANIMEfreak2007]

This is amazing! Do you plan on making each episode?

[SXAbridged]

@ANIMEfreak2007

I hope to. But we'll see if I have enough time.

[syncomacophonicopill]

Holy crap, did you really get Neil Patrick Harris to do voice overs for your video ?

[SXAbridged]

@syncomacophonicopill

LOL! No. Those lines were ripped from the audio version of "The Bro Code." Believe it or not that book actually exists.

[syncomacophonicopill]

@SXAbridged

Holy crap, I cannot believe that exists, Like I cannot find it on the internet even though I looked all over...including google. And epic editing and smart use of the bro code.

[tgharg]

@syncomacophonicopill If you really couldn't find it you weren't looking very hard. Literally the first thing that pops up on Google if you type in "The Bro Code" is a link to the book on Amazon.

This episode is so much better after actually having seen 'how i met your mother' and after reading The Bro Code. Keep up the good work dude.

[nitemaricv2]

@SXAbridged it does??

[gialloLantern1]

@SXAbridged And what's more, it's awesome. Now that I think about it, the world would probably be a much better place if more bros followed it.

[BonazaiGirl]

1:40

...Are you serious!?

Anyway, poor poor german robot...perv...musician...thin­g

[SXAbridged]

@BonazaiGirl

Do you honestly think I'm that dense? :p

[rena73099]

lols the bro code AND a scene from how i met your mother. very nice

[ShiningWolf88]

Epic

[ChainsandGuns]

posibly the best episode ever. long live the bro code!

[WatanukiProductions]

Sam, I very rarely tell you this, in fact I don't believe I have ever told you this, and in fact this will likely be the only time you hear these words from me, but seeing as you drawn such copious laughs from my person, there can be no other recourse. I love you man.

[gigaton41]

never let the bro code be broken inferdel >:( lol

[TheCrimsonChao]

So what's the song Dorothy's playing near the beginning?

[SXAbridged]

@TheCrimsonChao

"Fur Elise" by Beethoven

Ugh. The only non-Mozart song on their (save for the suit song), because I had a total brain fart when inserting that song.

I'll always regret this stupid mistake. :(

[EmoNekoChan]

@SXAbridged For that particular part, I thought it was fine. I thought it was fitting since it was the beginning before they met Mozart.

FYI, some of my guy friends were talking a bro code, and I thought it was humorous since it reminded me of this episode.

[MysticdoubleX]

2:37 why don't you try a robocop ref

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

i dont know why but at the last last part the clip with the suits it fits the animation O__O

[nintendogeek15]

1:46 I concur. I was given my own stone cell and 5 years of free time to grasp the concept of "underaged", specifically how it relates to driving.

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

I love this show and Adbriged KEEP IT UP XD DO ur best to make more !!!

[gir908922]

LOL! This is funny as hell! Also, Classical music FTW!!

[deadtacojr]

9:44 <--- I am posting this because I love listening to that song, but clicking it just right is too much work. Cheers!

[deadtacojr]

Is there only the six as of now?

[SXAbridged]

Yeah. Just uploaded this about a week ago.

[ThisSiteCutMyNameOff]

Google's speech recogniton...fail.

But still funny.

[GuttedWrenStudios]

Shaz: 2:00 The declaration of really win (in cc).

Yeah, that's about right.

[ProgShell]

Put on the captions, they are so awesome.

[SXAbridged]

Oh my God, I know! :D

[Joshtika18]

@metallavery Bishonens allways get their love interests, so your question is pointless

[metallavery]

no bashonin shonen like naruto or ichigo

[Joshtika18]

@metallavery I don't know, I havn't finished bleach or naruto shippuden.

[metallavery]

its not over but there tenchion on both naruto x saukra and hinata and you know hes gona die. also with bleach

[SugarCape]

I watched Amadeus in preparation of this episode

my god was it worth it

great film and great lampoon (hope i'm using that right)

[metallavery]

oh wait... thats the shonen code.

article 47:

if a shonen has 2 love interests that are equally attractive but one is more masculine but is more feminine and has no interest on said shonen and the other is cuter and more lovable but is much more weaker and has a crush on said shonen. he shall sacrifice him self for the greater good, at the end of a really really awesome battle.

[Chanceoftosala]

Women can learn?!

*Chanceoftosala's mind blows*

[silentclaw]

WHats Roshambo?

[SXAbridged]

Rock, Paper, Scissors.

[Sehanort]

Dibs!

[ThePMAS]

@Sehanort Time limit has expired bro :P

[SXAbridged]

@ThePMAS

I don't care what the Bro Code says. Sehanort gets as much time as he wants.

[C4Product]

ROFL! thats one of the funneist things i have ever seen! but the nail bitting question is..

If 2 bros call dibs on one wench at the same time, which bro gets the wench [and of course the wench has no part in the dession]

[SXAbridged]

Article 62:

In the event that two Bros lock on to the same target, the Bro who calls dibs first has dibs. If both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to 10 the fastest has dibs. If both arrive at 10 simultaneously, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs. If they haven't purchased drinks yet, the taller of the two has dibs. If they're the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. If dry spells are of equal length, a game of roshambo determines dibs.

[Unwardil]

Yeah, but Beethoven is just a poor-man's Mozart anyway.

[Usagimaru57]

May God have mercy on my soul, for no bro will.

That was fantastic! It also made me really want to start watching How I Met Your Mother.

[EmoNekoChan]

DUDE. My World History teacher was just talking about the Amadeus movie the other day O.O

HA. I get that German joke at 3:22

[Dealortruth]

Ironic...I just had a music test Friday with one of Mozart's pieces.

The dude is a pimp composer, I don't care who you are.

[SXAbridged]

Yes, I've been made aware of that already.

My mistake.

[Warpedpixel051]

Dude I'm gonna buy the Bro code

[dachamp21]

I think your thinking of one of the batman movies.

[bobbydeihl]

duh thats the joke

[chrisomen112]

And wasn't Mozart Austrian?

[SXAbridged]

No. He was from Salzburg, which was its own city-state.

But his work was very famous throughout the German speaking world, and he is considered by many to be a German composer, so whatev, don't sweat the little details.

[chrisomen112]

Last time i checked Mozart didn't have anything to do with Fur Elise...,

( 1:15 )

[chrisomen112]

@chrisomen112 I ment 0:58

[SXAbridged]

Whoops. My bad.

Damn. There goes the whole episode now. :(

[hokage102364]

also i watched that mozart movie(was it just called mozart? i cant remember) in the 7th grade in my music theory class...honestly it doesnt need to be parodied i thought as a whole the thing was pretty funny...seriously ppl watch it...ull laugh when its done...

[hokage102364]

didnt the batmobile do somthing similar to rogers car in the 90's animation and the movie for series?

[RevyTwoHands01]

That's the joke dude :P

[Nguyenbbboy]

The Bro code lol XD

Was that assassin scene a reference to No More Heroes?

[SXAbridged]

No. I've never heard of that.

1-800-ASSASSIN is a reference to hbi2k's Bersker Abridged. The dialogue about the confusion regarding the word "Wack" is original.

[cybrog9]

Ummm Batman Returns?

[paulypowned]

Yeah, that's the point of the joke.

He's being sarcastic.

[trurouni]

you said earlier that you didnt think this ones was as funny but still this is a very good episode bit edrupt with the appearence of angel but worth it for the joke that followed

well done

[Nowacking]

6:01

*Ahem* ................NOWACKING!!1!!

[BlueSugarMaple]

I HAD DIBS!!!

[DantesLink]

Nice work man, long live the bro code, lol.

[MangoSamurai]

This is one of the most well written Abridged Series episodes I have ever seen, I'm not trying to sound like I'm a super expert on writing but damn, this must have too quite a bit to think of

[rommel175]

ICH BIN EINE DEUTCHES MAN!!!!

[PainSensei]

yays

[LordMoonstone]

I knew there was a reason I woke up today. It was destiny -- nay, fate calling me to an entwined circle of audible and visual pleasure; sheer ecstasy sent through the contrived metaphor of "tubes" whence this force was unbound towards the piercing panels of persons in their putrid piles of popcorn and Pepsi cans.

Seriously Sam, I didn't think you could top episode five, but you managed to. This was outstanding. It proves your mastery of the narrative structure to tell your own story. Orgasmic.

[rommel175]

@LordMoonstone wow...the poetic nature, and the beauty of your words makes me wish that you had your own channel devoted to them

[CardboardLawyer]

Dibs.

[adamwestslapdog]

Mozart was the best classical musician ever to be killed by a giant mecha

...well top 3 at least

[SXAbridged]

LOL

Oh George, you so crazy. :D

[BlueSugarMaple]

@adamwestslapdog So who were the other two classical musicians to be killed by a giant mecha?

[hokage102364]

@BlueSugarMaple yeah he piloted one of the mecha littlekuriboh piloted the other

[JakenJragin]

@adamwestslapdog Well that's better than Beethoven's death by Yomiko and her FLYING PAPER OF DOOM!!!

[RuleOfThunder]

Another excellent excuse to upgrade the star rating system from 5 to 10,000!

[GuttedWrenStudios]

Shaz Dorothy is totally eye-fucking Rodger in that elevator.

[SilverZeo88]

If I didn't went to college, I would not understand the refrences made here.

As for a refrence for Roger's car in Lockdown Mode, how about that Anti-Pepsi theft device?

[wearblackclothes]

@SilverZeo88 i love ur grammer realy shows that u gose to college X D

[StrikerSL9]

The return of 1800-Assassin! This would be its... third appearance? After Berserk abridged and Phoenix wright abridged.

Epick episode. That stuff you said about this being worse than your others was bull****.

Of course I might just like it because I'm a fan of How i Met Your Mother, but still.

[Wraith10]

so....will Dorothy learn some beethovan next time? I mean the Rondo IS a nice piece but I'm wanting me some Pathetique. XP great ep man. now I must watch the movie to see this best plan ever.

[SXAbridged]

The "Best Plan Ever" was really only put in there to help trick the sensors (as putting text on the screen helps). I was afraid of getting flagged again.

But yeah, you definitely should watch Amadeus. It is a fantastic film. :)

[adamwestslapdog]

Amadeus is indeed an awesome movie, though it is worth pointing out that it is only loosely based on the life Mozart, so expect a few historical inaccuracies.

if however you want to see a movie about a classical composer that sticks solely to the facts i recommend the 1992 classic "Beethoven" :P

[Persona120]

what is that last song ?

[SXAbridged]

"Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit" from the "How I Met Your Mother Soundtrack"

[Persona120]

thank u

[StrikerSL9]

@Persona120 The musical number from a recent episode of How i Met Your Mother.

[Deinzu]

Dibs lol

[SketchDub]

Bro-dacious!

Especially the stinger. XD

[ShadowWolf0010]

The car scene reminds me of the second old Batman movie. Where he use a remote control to shield the bat mobile.

Tho I love this episode its really great love how u find the time to insult people with in the abridged.

[rafen8705]

Awsome! I love it.

[DarkKnightGrave]

Bros before Hoes, Norman......unless you could hit it first. Excellent Episode like always.

[Shadowfoxx85]

"Hand jobs suck"

Me: wait what??

(5 seconds later)

Me: ahh ha, good recovery there Roger.

But yes, great to see a new ep Sam. xD

[godbroly100]

Hellz Yea

[FlyingBandicoot]

Awesome work Sam, and nice to have a classical touch to it too ^^