MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This

[eichhorn96]

filmed with a potatoe

[FreddyTheG12]

old but gold *-*

[tomytherose]

you say u cant touch this i dont wanna touch ya punk motherfucka .ICE CUBE CHECK YOURSELF

[tomytherose]

You say you cant touch this i dont wouldnt touch ya punk motherfucka. Ice Cube No vaseline

[jordanloquendero]

your mom can touch this

[xAwefullx]

stop SOPA-time.........

[master7892]

Chuck Norris can touch this!!!

[mrstanleythenderson]

I'm going to do the hammer dance at a school talent show

[VECphizy]

things i want to do before i die :

- touch MC hammer.

- simply walk into mordor.

- survive a roundhouse kick from chuck norris.

- find out who the fuck let the dogs out !

[glabadam]

pięć ciastek :D tak się śpiewało.

[Donissimus]

If I would get for every pixel 1 $ in this video, I would have now... 3 $

[AC130Crossfire]

das war damals der mann mit der riesen ballong hose :-))) das war ein tänzer hahaha. den fand ich immer voll scheiße. na ja, so so ne typen muß es ja auch geben :-))) sonst wäre das leben ja langweilig ;-)

[imtheFreshest]

@AC130Crossfire

o_O' ?

Okeee?

[m2killer51]

seems like youtube became nothing than a blend blingbling vid machine vid blended into one of the uninteresting rewiters of european fake formula. 1.956.957hits surely they made for mc hammer, not for ur reclams in pants,sweats shirts or bulldozers.youtube?

[ezioauditore693]

@caioputtini

Reposts are not funny... Thought you know that, considering your a 9gagger. That comment was there on the hot page last week.

[Mouspad1997]

this song is so cool but the quality is bad :(

[cheesangel]

i dont like old songs but this is the best song ever this is so COOL

[j0NAS1337]

nice recoding....NOT nice camera.....NOT u dont have anything to do with your time huh

[Bobby1637]

I have a serious question. Why are you investing so much time for uploading such a horrible video ( Of course I mean the audio and video quality) ? Sorry, if my written english is not as that good. I come from Germany.

[19sushy95]

mc hammer - was dancing silly befor it was cool

[gonochorism]

Can you reupload this in 1080p?

[FlatheadedGorilla]

Potatoes aren't for recording you know.

[Shantilicious19]

I wanna learn the whole choreo

[Aluriadna]

RIP Justin Bieber

[MultiSnowbal]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this vid,

well id have one dollar

[dichidi1]

@MultiSnowbal actually, you'd have 76800$...

[FlammenderRing]

i mean its the original where could you find that??

[Tekiin61]

camera quality like a calculator !

[anaconda019]

Best song bad sound quality :-|

[sc4nn0r]

bad sound quality :(

[Shawty453]

@Flashingwire1337 Lol xD

[Flashingwire1337]

May i ask... What type of cheese did you record this with?

[EberKlaushartinger]

don't upload videos, that you filmed from a TV. man, that's shit!

[Ezekiel2all]

Now to get me somothose pants

[dulceg004]

ILOVE THIS VIDEO!!!

[kkbutta7]

Family guy brought me here

[CaCaBinx]

Let me guess... It was recorded with a calculator, right?! -.-'

But I love this song, anyway... *-*

[ShagoR282]

crap, pure crap. the vid not the song...

[CompoundAndy]

wer das gefilmt hat hat aber ne schlechte Kamera

[BeautyHealthZoneBlog]

Now, I'm to find the Can't touch this flashdance....Now, that is worth watching.

[BeautyHealthZoneBlog]

Not exactly the best quality video this one.

[Schwenninger1995]

The good old musik ^^

[gokharol]

So they use bricks to record now...?

[2JAMMY]

I never like this when it came out - jus come across it by accident now & I still don't like it. Oh well it does sound shit though :)

[BassKiLLaZz]

oh mein gott wie arm

[Metallicer13]

"recorded with... a gameboy!" :D

[1210Stocko]

Mit dem Arsch gefilmt??

[valky666]

did you record it on yer c64? (it was a computer..on a sidenote...)

Can't remember hearing such a bad quality of that awesome song for a long time..but you DID it :P TY

[talkingtomfannytom]

What I meant to say is I like late 40 s music till early 90 s music

[talkingtomfannytom]

I like late 40 s m

[MrJetsko]

malzahar dance at 1 min

[MrDeliriumMindblast]

@MrJetsko nerd :D

[SoPoG]

@MrJetsko uhm... what do i think where the guys at riot got the idea from?? ^^ so it's rather Hammer Time in LoL, not the other around.

oh and also the obligatory greeting amongst LoL players:

omg n00b lol l2p plz leave uninstall game get cancer i hope u die

(dont you just have to love MOBA "communities"? :D )

[AANation360]

Catchy

[MissCoco3]

i love the music from the 90's ♥

[Viper8797]

This is my answer to "Old youtube back comments":

Try to find a video of cant touch this with good quality.

[NerD8991]

This wasn´t my time but i love it i´m 14 :DDDD

[pruebafalsa]

HD... High Distortion!!!

[Frankoviac]

@PrincessZelda12345 u fucking shitcunt did you record that with your asshole??

[LesBaze]

Quality Sux

[ManuelFerara]

What did potato comment...i really do want to know? :D

[bombermann2]

now i must find patotos comment :D :D

[okiaduni]

1:01 he is shufflin' :D

[prostornoplaniranje]

this upload on youtube it's from 80's

[MrGerardoccc]

yo me muevo a si antes de jugar futbol para celentar

[pizzaschleuder]

press ctrl + f and write 6 :)

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IT <3

[Oerti2]

@pizzaschleuder

V for vagina?

[LJC1977]

That persistant buzzin noise in the background is seriously pissin me off.

[BackLockOP]

this sucks! provide better quality if u upload a track

[maxmax67ful]

Man I want one of those baggy pants...

[Bebander144]

@maxmax67ful You're not the only one!

[FrReifersheid]

@maxmax67ful i want one of the womans...but i think, they could be my grandma now ^^

[Mr16thPrestige]

If You rate video quality on a scale from

1 - 10, 1 being the lowest, and give me as many dollars as the nr on the scale this video is, i'd be owing money!

[timminator11]

MC hammer : can't touch this ( the Penis )

Obama: yes we can

MC hammer : d'oh

[OHMerong]

omg swaaaag.

[fannypapillon]

Nobody may agree,but I prefer the french version of this tune: Je Suis Un Beau Gosse Mickael Vendetta

[FlorentSc]

@fannypapillon u crazy !



[jonesyboi17]

who would have ever thought i would have this man on my boxers...

[takdai72]

M.C KOMIYA

[DukeFuckinOne]

Nokia 3310 ?

[BuffFingers]

Omfg how did u record this with a napkin?!?!

[jwh1999]

470 idiots disobeyed Hammer and touched the dislike button!

[1k1ll3rp0ll0]

Couldnt u upload with shittier quality? Lol

[AdElKaAbaba]

shit!!!!!!!!!!4

[TheJohnGause]

@Huntersinthesky

No he can't. Chuck is cool, but not cool enough

[BL0CKBUST3R172]

Recorded with a toaster?

[carbas2011]

"tirate un paso"

[Schwertdevil]

if i get 1 dollar for every pixel in this vid, i get 1 dollar

[pretku]

Retro Rap

[joey251000]

R.I.P MC HAMMER!!!!

Made From: ''BRAZIL''

[hidalgo405]

Yo mc hamer has some sweet moves. You can't see anyone dance like this anymore.

[Huntersinthesky]

Chuck Norris CAN touch mc hammer

[TheMrAlvintu]

Yes man I love it

[Neokraid23]

@BundesligaGermanyHD

@SCFreiburg1904

SC Freiburg 4 life Motherfucker!!! Freiburg <3

[SCFreiburg1904]

@BundesligaGermanyHD

SC Freiburg vor! <3

Jaaa ;)

[dal4018]

@THExKNIGHTxGUARDIAN Yeah right and Thomas Jefferson is alive and breathing

[SCFreiburg1904]

@BundesligaGermanyHD

Für immer <3 <3

[407williams]

arrfff la qualité!!!

[kazzaflaz]

CUPPA TIME! ;oP xxx

[sikabala100]

you are such an idiot from the tv

[caramelskater]

If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video..

Ide have ide say about one.. Maybe less.

[maniako34]

Worst quality ever. Fucking people..., at least he didnt say it was HD like other people have.



[Sora657]

@THExKNIGHTxGUARDIAN MY DICK!!!

[katricetina9]

This guy is just a very successful pimp. All those females are his bitches.

[harlekijn007]

If I had a one dollar for every pixel in this vid I had on dollar

[MegaYanar]

SCHEIS TON SCHEIS GRAFIK BITTE NICHT VOM FERNSEHER AUFNEHMEN ^^

[cvbbot]

why did u touch the camera?

[MAORITRIX]

this is fucked, dont upload anymore, cheapshit



[LAUGHFACTORY1024]

Scheiss Ton sorry aber echt scheiss Ton

[josephtivan]

This entire video=crip walk

[ValiantM16]

1:12 He does a cool move.

[Qldroarfan94]

I cant believe a video recorded on a camera gets 1.2mil vids

[dylandabeastiegamer]

@THExKNIGHTxGUARDIAN no he cant haha well maybe but you know who can me and you haha

[TheThemisteryman]

he should be a guard at the museum and say "cant touch this"

[Artwa7mm]

Such bad bad bad quality, I could have shat better quality than that...

[MoRbIdIcA666]

hahahahahahahaha.. I can't stop laughing at this comment about potato... xD 

[Kcm628]

@MoRbIdIcA666 Me tooo brooo loool, with a potatoo ROFL

[freakadele123]

@MoRbIdIcA666 what comment?

[TheCooler13]

I believe his point is dat u can't touch that

[Noelloci]

Zła jakość :<

[095theman]

this guy copy this video you mutherfucker

[neotim5]

The best two pixel I have ever seen

[Sunshrine2]

@THExKNIGHTxGUARDIAN nope, he can't.. this is Chuck Norris' song.. :D somebody just redone the video..

[truetone7]

shit quality

[Sunshrine2]

@truetone7 who cares :D

[TheScorpio4lyfe]

Damn dude was raw. I loved it when he started doing the "Chinese Typewriter" dance piece. They should ask him to join "Dancin' with the Stars".

[Bostoniandragon]

@TheScorpio4lyfe everyone would say it was rigged tho. ballroom dancing or not.

[enob3662]

Who else is tired of never being able to find a good quality music video on the internets and YouTube?

[woodbass94]

@enob3662

vimeo.com /6057297 found one :) but not youtube

[Illuminatmatrix]

@woodbass94 THANKS ALOT !

VIMEO ROCKS ! AND UR GREAT !

[Dulcimerist]

The January 10, 1987 episode of Sledge Hammer sent me here, since the phrase "Hammer Time" was said in the show! :)

[TheBobbij]

Can't touch that!!!

[Schnauzibub]

worst quality ever seen but nice clip buddy

[ScotjeRPAS]

He recorded this from Vevo. Check that channel and you can see it it the exact same.

[nstrikeboyz]

309 people cant touch that

[K1ngSim0n]

holly shit, my 20 year old camara could make better photos like this!!

[kilerbe44n]

@THExKNIGHTxGUARDIAN of course he can! hes chuck F'ing norris!

[MongooTv]

:D



[janick117]

geiler song

[1andonlyMiro]

Quality is louzy. But the song is a classic, and the dancers are quite HOT! :D

[Killuminati4Life999]

You really don't know shit about Hip Hop.. His album

[ThreedaysgraceKing]

@THExKNIGHTxGUARDIAN with this quality anybody can touch this

[Grammler1]

Good songs but it looks very "shity":D!

[LinikinParkGirl]

hate it when I hang out with MC Hammer & he doesn't let me touch anything :D

[grouggy]

Recorded with an washing machine ^^

[WuxonnyTV]

he/she has recorded that with a stove?

[juanpabloforever1973]

He visto cosas horribles en youtube pero esto ya me supero, yo tengo el video original en HD, pero seguro estos de EMIMUSIC me lo van a bloquear si lo subo.XD

[SCFreiburg1904]

Did you record that with a potato?

[TheLifeYourLife]

@SCFreiburg1904 genius sentence xDD had to laugh as i read this 

[TheRedCherry7]

@SCFreiburg1904 @TheLifeYourLife hahha yeaah :D mee too :D good one :D

[omega3504]

@SCFreiburg1904 pfft potato.... he is using the latest ibrick technology dontcha know?

[MidlandPredator]

@SCFreiburg1904 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ValiantM16]

@SCFreiburg1904 How do you record with a potato?

[Grandmasdolls]

@SCFreiburg1904 nice one rofl

[rdzambr]

the best

[GerLegend]

krass



[toyoNamaru0]

das lied ist alt geil und einfach spitze muss man einfach kennen =D=D=D=D=D=D

[jumagtres]

271 cant touch the like button

[Timmermans86]

@jumagtres You even have to make that shitty most overused joke of 2010, in 2011 for a video with such a rubbish quality? Well done good sir.

[thisisjasperTV]

EPIC.

[MrR3dF0x]

moja lodówka potrafi lepiej nagrywać ja jebie

[2Dtehelitehnewb]

@sentancedtoburn13 me 2 :D

[pwohrm]

OMG !! 990.000+ Touched this sad handy cam recording... :-(

[sentencedtoburn13]

I'm the total headbanger, I listen to death metal, black metal, hardcore, and deathcore, and I totally hate hip-hop and rap and that kind of shit, but I make an exception for "can't touch this" I think it's the funniest shot in the world and I lmao when I see hammers dance moves, like me or hate me, but this song is awesome either way!!! Go HAMMER!!!!!!

[flashersen]

best quality :D

[a9d8n7a6n]

we can song as him

Stop