Sexual Amnesia

[mysteriousguy101]

You really should make some new videos!!

[foxfan48]

"I know I wanna get laid but I don't know how" dude ur fucking awesome as hell

[nickfromdtown1992]

you're my favorite person ever

[elmntx32]

I like porn

[Hybridtheory2007]

Good vid. No new ones though?

[marioyoshi223]

Well, did you get the fuckin rice back?

[SuzyQ6930]

Oh such tragedy losing your sexual experiences....who knew that pork fried rice and rickshaws were so dangerous!

Oh and uhhhhhh sure we have and uhhhhhh i was the best :D

[WHATevaTV]

I bet you were, you sexy thing.

[winger1212]

If you'd had sex with me you would have remembered...OH YEAH! WOOW!

On account of the crabs. hahaha...ha....eh-hem.

[WHATevaTV]

Yeah, I'd remember that. Call me when you get rid of them lol.

[MoanaBitchtard]

Good luck with your future pork-fried-rice orders.

[WHATevaTV]

Thank you.

[fastgirlontherun]

from those responses you seem to have a bevy of hot chicks that you have slept with. I would remember real quick if I were you maybe you could hook up again if you got your memory back

[WHATevaTV]

I know they are hot aren't they. I guess I'm a lucky guy, can't wait to remember some of the things I did with these sexy women. I'm taking L-Dopa to try and speed the recall process.

[FingerBangFilms]

I hope you appreciate all the work my sister puts into those video responses Mister Man.

[edie1791]

Hey Sis! Wow I'm glad that you think I put effort into my videos!

[WHATevaTV]

I do appreciate your sister's work. It's helping me piece my sex life back together. She's the best.

[myjugsarehuge]

How can you not remember us having sex !! I am mortally offended. Does this mean we have to do it again? Will I have to charge you more this time?

[ocho01]

that shit was fuckin funny, im subbin now

[WHATevaTV]

Thanks, I'm glad you like it and I appreciate the subscription.

[tadshackles]

I have been browsing you for a while. This video just won a sub! you won it at the pint of pork fried rice line! SO EFFING GOOD!

[WHATevaTV]

Thank you. I'm glad those people didn't order a quart of it.

[edie1791]

Wow you are getting so many responses. Please tell me you think that latest one is as funny as I do.

[hallen]

Handsome....please french kiss me and make love with me....you must know how i really want to make love with you

[megan5002]

This is pretty hilarious...and now I press the subscribe button.

[WHATevaTV]

Thank you and thanks for subscribing.

[swiftkaratechop]

lols i always get a kick out of your videos.

[WHATevaTV]

Thanks for checking it out.

[TheStepfordNews]

you have 669 views on this right now...how apropos!

[WHATevaTV]

You have some timing don't ya.

[edie1791]

Penis forensics is cutting edge. The FBI occasionally asks me to assist in this department because I have a heightened sense of taste. I can't finish my thought... but I will attempt a video response later.

[WHATevaTV]

It turns me on that you're an expert in such an intellectual field. I just checked out the video and I love it.

[DANIELCRAIGO]

Always top quality funny shit with you man. Keep it up thanks for making me laugh once again.

[WHATevaTV]

Thank you for watching it.

[razorx540]

LMAO

[philipsmovies]

Amnesia! I got mixed up with Amnesia and Insomnia...i forgot i was awake and woke up and found myself asleep.Sorry if it seems like i am breaking your balls.

[Paxmax]

You also look very Baldwin! I don't know if that's positive or derogatory to you... so just treat it as an observation.

[Paxmax]

*laughs!!* great vid!

[WHATevaTV]

Thanks for watching. Glad you liked it. That's just cause one of them got run over by a Rickshaw when they were young. It's post dramatic stress syndrome. We all look alike.

[noobydiablo]

what kind of car is that?

[ProfessionalVirgins]

LMAO@ dont remember having sex, but i know i like it lololol

omg ! i cant believe u dont remember that night when.....u passed out, maybe thats what caused your amnesia !! lol

[hannahcstout]

haha did that really happen?

[WHATevaTV]

Yes, I just found a Wonton in my back pocket.

[Lorizh]

Funny as hell..unfortunately I would LOVE to tell you I had sex with you to help increase your memory, but you were quite drunk and you did my dog instead..but don't worry she raves about it and is a hit at the dog park..but she keeps barking out your theme song and it's driving me nuts!

thanks for the vid you're friggen hilarious!

[WHATevaTV]

Someone emailed me and told me I was an animal in bed, it might have been your dog?

Glad you liked it.

[GrannyPanties30]

We did..and it was just okay! Its probably a good thing that you cant remember. LOL!! You are so funny! I would have loved to be sitting in the passenger seat when you devised this plan. We would have laughed till we cried!

[WHATevaTV]

No way!

If you ever want a front row ticket, my passenger seat is open, in fact you can even drive if you'd like.

[DrfeelgoodEH]

You are just the best

[betty1928]

You are damn funny. One question though--why did you send me this video? Are you wondering if we have had relations? Unfortunately, no. :)

[WHATevaTV]

Lol...too bad huh.

Thanks for watching it.

[sublimechick571]

love your videos

[WHATevaTV]

Thank you.

[NAR115]

lmao lovely man awesome your ideas are so funny man

[0n3m4n4rm33]

This one was really good. I love the dead pan deliveries.

[WHATevaTV]

Thanks for checking it out.

[dogpatchdebbie]

hahaha,

No sex here!

Too damn funny!

[WHATevaTV]

I was really looking forward to your part of my past. Damn.

Thanks for checking out the video. I'm glad you liked it.

[dogpatchdebbie]

you would definitley remember me,lol

[WHATevaTV]

I want to remember you. I need to remember you.

Wait a minute. That sounds like a song. OMG I'm a lyricist too. What if I write music under a pseudonym?

[RottenMusicVids]

Excellent video as usual.I have had some sleeping problems lately,i wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on! My doctor says "i should chill out"-i should have replied with: "should i lie on the couch and relax and you can examine me".She didn't prescribe me any sleeping pills!

[Ardenwolfe]

Oh my GOD! That pork fried rice line killed me! Jesus you have talent. Classic skill in humor with that method.

Just awesome when I get an unexpected and uncontrolled laugh.  You rock.

Wolfe

[WHATevaTV]

Thank you Wolfe. Yeah, had the people who ordered the food opted for the Peking Duck I might have really been f@cked.

[philipsmovies]

What the Duck! There's lots of spices in Asian food,many of them may be aphrodisiacs.Maybe someone spiked your food and you were hallucinating that you were having sex! In reality,you were drunk,fell asleep while watching a porno and woke up with Peking Duck and Savoury Rice on your lap! BTW another excellent video.Thank you.

[MeanMissC]

I personally have never had sex with you but you do look like a guy I saw getting a train run on him behind the 7-11 last thursday.

;) Just joking, and Great Video 5 stars

[WHATevaTV]

Lol. Damn.

[pancakemastr]

this video amused me, 5 stars.

[moomay11649]

No, we haven't had sex..... YET.

[WHATevaTV]

Are you sure lol?

[DGRQ]

Superb drive-up (as opposed to stand-up) comedy.

Very, very, very funny!

5/5 and nothing less.

[WHATevaTV]

Thank you. Glad you liked it.

[Domingo0022]

good stuff dude

[WHATevaTV]

Thanks

[missdarlene]

I now know that I'd like to apply for the penis forensics FBI department... & I've had sex with you lots of times... just never physically in person.

[WHATevaTV]

That sounds like it was pretty hot. Hey, I hear the benefits there are really great. Welcome back.

[Fringe111]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa Hysterical. You are one funny guy. Oh and I've never met you lol

[joey0028]

wow.....i would hate that lol! xjoeyx

[chrisangelo2k7]

5 stars man! LOL I had a great laugh XD

what was a pork fried rice doing in your hair anyway ^^ ?

[WitchesSky]

Lol!

[JesiErin]

"Let me ask you somethin, have we ever had sex before? No see I had an accident the other day with a rickshaw...." LOL

[WHATevaTV]

Thanks for checking out the video.

[jasminmommy]

LMAO..NO..I can't post OUR video here..hahaha....

[WHATevaTV]

Can you send it to me in private? My doctor said it might help.

[jasminmommy]

Sure !!! I'll send it later :P

lol..

[s1234520]

lol! removed a pint of pork-fried rice!!!! lolz dang chinese food..... dose that to ya lol

[Draklems]

Plausible deniability, you may be the luckest man on earth.

[WHATevaTV]

Imagine the fun I might have had? Thanks for checking out the video.

[capt20cones]

lol heaps funny man, good work

[missdivinestalls]

I'm pretty sure you've had sex before cinsidering how almost all your videos mention it. Also I love that you attached this to the miley cyrus music video. Fantasitc choice!

[gmswife]

Whew! (wipes forehead) Glad you don't remember that weekend in The Hamptons! Those funny looking undies in your suitcase? Those are my thongs! Give em back, unless of course you are wearing them...lol!

[WHATevaTV]

I thought that was a weird material for a slingshot. It works great though. Sounds like we had fun, are there any pictures lol?

[gmswife]

Pictures??? Um errr , no..wh..wh..at makes you think there are pictures? (looks around nervously)

[creegirl9]

does this mean you're a born again virgin??

[funkybreakz123]

I just had to come back and say...I don't remember if I ever got laid before....hell I don't even remember if I pleasured myself for that matter...good lord...I am so sad.

[Eman607]

haha bamf

[sk8terhoy]

Wow where do you come up with this stuff....i'm speechless =)

[phillypa]

haha, good one. sexual amnesia. i love that excuse for future.

[krazypat91]

OMG lmao its been a while i just love ur videos how u been

[DeadlyFury16]

You can sue him lol remember ????

[Eversmen]

haha your video's always make me laugh, good job dude keep it up

[bleedingscorpio]

amateur porn is forever the best! you rock!!

[imajeanyus]

lol

[funkybreakz123]

fancy meeting you here! lol you have to admit hes great aint he? lol

[BUTCHYKID624]

You RULE !

[icharus69]

That was damned funny!

[ZonixX]

"I know I wanna get laid, I just don't know how" :DDDD love it :DDD

[WHATevaTV]

Lol thanks. I hope the memory comes back soon!

[KnileExclusive]

Well hopefully it all works out for ya! ha. That's def. a new one for me.

=Knile=

[spaen]

I had.

Big kisses,

Julio (age 72) ;)

[crazzydave7]

i am way to drink right knnow

[ladylabret]

i've had sex with u. u were great

[WHATevaTV]

I'm glad to hear that. Thanks for getting back to me.

[marioyoshi223]

HAHAha!!!!the doctor said.....

we had to remove a pint of.....

pork fried rice from your hair. but i think we got it all... omg dude!!!!did they let you keep it?lol

[TheStepfordNews]

Were you on a trip to Thailand when you got hit by the rikshaw? Where the hell are there rikshaws where you live?

Just think of it as a blessing, you can tell the ladies you are a vigin and they will think it is endearing and give up the cooch much more easily!

[WHATevaTV]

With the price of gasoline there are Rickshaws all over the place here. I understand General Motors is attempting to develop a four-wheel drive version to bail out the SUV market. Of course it would require two operators in tandem. People in the North East would be able to order Chinese food, in up to 3 feet of snow for delivery.

What would I do without your wonderful advice Ms. Stepford? I'll tell them all I'm a virgin. Until the tape comes back from the FBI, for all I know it's true.

[KimOsh72]

Tony, is that you???

hahaha You're hilarious! LMAO :D

BTW, where is your ear piece for the phone? Did you forget a headset is required when talking on the phone while driving...and um, vlogging? :^)

[marioyoshi223]

Uuuuh....You're not really supposed to be wearing a headset or ear piece either...Just talking in general distracts the human mind and then...you end up smashing into some Chinese dude's car, while he comes out screaming....

"Why you crash into me? HUH?! I veeeery serious about this crap! I calling my lawyer."

don't reply to this either....

[clockworkmeltdown]

ha ha ha ha ha!!! poor bastard you...

rock on-space

[1300713G3D]

"I know i want to get laid, i just dont know how" ROFL ahahahha - perfect ending

[Schizmo]

Lets hope for the ladies sake that it all comes back to you sooner rather than later.

[sonicflyingmachine]

That's some story man.

[jp86mc]

hahaha

[rutlegirl]

lol you're a pornstar and don't even know it.

Rice is hard to remove from hair

[WHATevaTV]

OMG I never even thought of that. I better go rent one of my movies, it might stimulate my memory. Wow, maybe I'm due on a set somewhere right now. This is heavy.

[DVincentW]

I was hit by a camel, friggin' curry in my face.

[hallbe]

I heard you and Chris Crocjer were going heavy at it for awhile....OUCH! ;-)

[hallbe]

Crocker

[funkybreakz123]

LMAO again you have outdone yourself!

[WHATevaTV]

Thanks

[MGABBYB]

I once got sideswiped by a gondola.

Spaghetti and pizza everywhere.

Hey, you look familiar.

Do I know you???

[guyonthegrass]

this is the funniest one to date...by the way my mother told me to let you know that you had sex with her also.

[WHATevaTV]

Lol really? What's she doing this weekend?

Thanks for checking out the video.

[GrandeMochaLate]

Damn.  It's a shame you don't remember. Maybe these few words will remind you. Me, uniform, handcuffs, back of cruiser.

hahahahaha ;)

[WHATevaTV]

Lol...was it good?

[GrandeMochaLate]

Very. But next time concentrate a little more on my buttons and not the cars. "Can we turn the siren on?"

LMAO

[WHATevaTV]

Well I'm glad it was good. Yeah I'm into the siren thing, in fact I'm surprised we didn't use it the first time. Guess we'll have to do it again.