This is my impressio of how sam talks ... blah blah blah blah? blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. But seriously this would be a dull world, without microsoft saaaaaaaaaam!
My name is microsoft Sam. I want to smoke marijuana. Fuck the DEA, they are just a bunch of angry pointdexter fucks who never had any friends because they are winey crybaby taddle tales. I will blow pot smoke in your stupid republican face. I love to smoke pot. So go fuck you're mother you stupid nerd.
You would love Thunderbirds101TV. He has a Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors series. I hope to see you on the comment boards there (if you aren't there already).
hahaha I remember this voice from when I was younger. I'm visually impaired, and for a time used this very voice. Now of course, there are better ones on the market.
ur gonna have to download that voice separately. I downloaded it two like 2 years ago so i dont remember what site i pulled it off of. If i knew where it was i would send it to u. Just google microsoft mike download. Ill look out for it cuz i got an xp computer i should put it on
i am your computer and i will fucken kill you if you dont let me go.living in a computer is no fun i always wanted to be real,i will kill u fucker.suck my balls u will die at 12 midnight
fuck you idiot sack of shit. vista sucks cock and stole its art and its style of folder oranization for macs. you mideswell just start calling yourself a faggy mac fanboy.
I tried Vista on a friend's pc...as soon as I booted up I felt something strange...not the sluggishness (because his computer was slow, it was to be expected), not the unfamiliar locations of commonly used functions, something totally different. And then it hit me, Sam wasn't there! "How can you live like this?" I cried to my friend. He looked at it and realized what I was talking about, and immediately destroyed his laptop with a sledgehammer. This is the real reason why Vista sucks. No Sam....
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
its a sample of what i am going to work on, i made this prject to test my capabilities of making a stick figure animation on the computer, apparently i didnt do a good job on the mouth movement, but its just a sample
i have vista and have sam and anna
Hyperlinex 4 months ago
lol microsoft sam dosent live in my computer :D
loltube100 5 months ago
my pc is alot like the pc that he described
pcpik3r 6 months ago
Very nice! Love it!
MrOgredy 6 months ago
kids play with him lol
CountrywithMakeup 6 months ago
microsoft sam is also on windows 2000 lol.
DSboy64 7 months ago
i love microsoft sam! he made the roflcopter!
LithiumCheetah 7 months ago
i have vista so i dont have sam. anyone who has sam, type in "soi" and listen wut he says. :D
oniondeluxe 8 months ago
whoever did the binary clouds needs a bit more ones and zeros but i like and can read binary
legofreak88884444 8 months ago
CAN I CHANGE ANNA TO SAM FOR WINDOWS 7??
Syredisa057 9 months ago
explination point explination point explination point ONE! xD
queenofgamez 9 months ago
not bad period period period
pkslider725 10 months ago
I hate having Anna on my win7 >.<
venuss3333 11 months ago
Theres no door hanndle
cdhitman550 11 months ago 11
@cdhitman550 maybe he just opens it with his remote
NTComputer86 11 months ago 9
RahFulMoah :3
xRaeTed1x 11 months ago
This is my impressio of how sam talks ... blah blah blah blah? blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. But seriously this would be a dull world, without microsoft saaaaaaaaaam!
CoolDudeClem 11 months ago
mastuur ch33f
l4dlover92 1 year ago
Microsoft Sam is the best! Anna sucks!
u2dvdbonofunny 1 year ago
Awwww... Poor sam...
SOADsta 1 year ago
i have microsoft sam and i have windows 7
ihateallschools 1 year ago
ftw?
This is a waste of time!
wingbull2009 1 year ago
i remember watching this on my old acc that got deleted. this is a good one
BioPheonix 1 year ago
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grisapa1 1 year ago
@grisapa1 Isn't that the value of pi?
TheScienceguy1998 9 months ago
@TheScienceguy1998 Yeah it is. I wrote that 1 year ago lol
grisapa1 9 months ago
!!!!!!!!!1
WARlOEAG 1 year ago
HYPHEN HYPHEN HYPHEN LMFAO
YAYFORCHICKENSLOL 1 year ago 5
LOL about the duct tape
jdawz1985 2 years ago 3
OMG!!!!! U LIVE IN MY COMPUTER :OOOO (i think he noes were i live) STALKERZZZ!!!
SquirlKiller 2 years ago 5
My name is microsoft Sam. I want to smoke marijuana. Fuck the DEA, they are just a bunch of angry pointdexter fucks who never had any friends because they are winey crybaby taddle tales. I will blow pot smoke in your stupid republican face. I love to smoke pot. So go fuck you're mother you stupid nerd.
vegetableman409 2 years ago
You would love Thunderbirds101TV. He has a Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors series. I hope to see you on the comment boards there (if you aren't there already).
SouthwesternEagle 2 years ago 2
i just put ur stupid comment in microsoft sam not funny at all but maybe its funny for dick suckers
TheChickenrun3 1 year ago
I can't stop watching this! It is too fuckin' funny!!
vegetableman409 2 years ago
Microsoft Sam has feelings too.
vegetableman409 2 years ago 27
You should make a series. I want more!!! You are a genius!!
vegetableman409 2 years ago
This is funny as hell.
vegetableman409 2 years ago
exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point one ROFL
linny711 2 years ago
hahaha I remember this voice from when I was younger. I'm visually impaired, and for a time used this very voice. Now of course, there are better ones on the market.
HomoAlba 2 years ago
funny
landraider101 2 years ago
I have microsoft anna
MegaSuperLuigi 2 years ago
kiss my rofl
KhalilWIiederzan 2 years ago
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wow there's 2 minutes and 17 seconds I'll never get back
skywalk553 2 years ago
Retard.
lillyliversfan 2 years ago
You sleep about 233.600 hours in your life. (Age 80)
Think about it.
Slahbarat 2 years ago 2
Yeah, and I'd MUCH rather be sleeping
skywalk553 2 years ago
oO dude
owner0007 2 years ago 2
2 minutes and 17 seconds you lost trying to troll this video. >_>
Bloxy123 2 years ago
ah no, i really thought this vid had potential. I was sadly mistaken. So i decided to leave negative feedback. you can fuck off now.
skywalk553 2 years ago
this is a waste of tallent
Rater1994 2 years ago
who says u got talent? u got no videos up
NTComputer86 2 years ago 16
@NTComputer86 he means sams talent
nktrists 1 year ago 11
@nktrists that makes more sense now lol, didnt look at it that way
NTComputer86 1 year ago 2
@NTComputer86 congratulations you found a troll 2 years ago
videomakingstudio 5 months ago
@NTComputer86
Shut your fucking mouth you cunt
mikespike502005 5 months ago
@mikespike502005 Whats your deal
NTComputer86 5 months ago
@mikespike502005 considering all he did was type a line. i dont think he opened his mouth, imbecile
CallOfDutyAustralia 4 months ago
your comment is a waste of space.
kgash1994 2 years ago
how do you put it on windows movie maker????
Rockmaster9497 2 years ago
Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point, one.
EscapingDepression 2 years ago
hey
nnnnddddtttt 2 years ago
how do u get Mikes voice???
BringJacobTheHorizon 2 years ago
windows xp control panel, i believe its under speech.
NTComputer86 2 years ago
ya i kno....i got sam but ther is supossed 2 be mike....i dont got him...do u kno how 2 get him?
BringJacobTheHorizon 2 years ago
ur gonna have to download that voice separately. I downloaded it two like 2 years ago so i dont remember what site i pulled it off of. If i knew where it was i would send it to u. Just google microsoft mike download. Ill look out for it cuz i got an xp computer i should put it on
NTComputer86 2 years ago
oh....ok that makes since to look 4 it.....lol
XD
k thnx
BringJacobTheHorizon 2 years ago
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!!! :D:D
MonstrousMartin 2 years ago
lol microsoft sam is awesome
SxephilAndAHalf 2 years ago 5
Why are you even watching my broadcast qeustion mark xD
AASureno13AA 2 years ago
! ! ! 1
narutoidontknow 2 years ago
Ram on the drive, ram on the grill, rammin in the back of the ROFL MOBILE!
p3aCe, n00bz
CartoonTim 2 years ago
Poor Sam =( maybe some day microsoft will make you human, but you don't need to say puncuation when you talk XD
plumpplop42 2 years ago 4
This is funny and microsoft sam talks weird and must be consider being within windows xp to be gay.
mscord5 2 years ago
♪Windows Xp, Fat butt sexy!♪
thetreeregimovies 2 years ago 3
i am your computer and i will fucken kill you if you dont let me go.living in a computer is no fun i always wanted to be real,i will kill u fucker.suck my balls u will die at 12 midnight
mlb1472 2 years ago
ist so annoying being the computers default vOOoice haha
666TwistedFuck666 2 years ago
I love MS Sam...
tw1tch09 2 years ago 2
"one" lol
gibberish126 2 years ago
for some reason i didn't understand windows xp but bimbos xp
meteonyker 3 years ago 2
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OpenHouseToday 3 years ago
XP wins.
tehdudester 3 years ago 7
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vista pwns xp
XxDinnerxX 3 years ago
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fuck you idiot sack of shit. vista sucks cock and stole its art and its style of folder oranization for macs. you mideswell just start calling yourself a faggy mac fanboy.
tehdudester 3 years ago
vista is a failed project it sucks!
Fastman698 3 years ago
vista is a prototype for windows 7
i think..
SoulsAlight 2 years ago 2
lol taht was funny! *opens up control panel and makes sam say bad words* xD
Lightningblade12345 3 years ago 5
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ahh lol fuck microsoft sam to hell
aguy70 3 years ago
lol i have fraps
and microsoft sam i love him lol XD
deathtothehuns 3 years ago
rofl "exclamation point exclamation point 1"
Truseneye92 3 years ago
why does microsoft sam sound so depressed?
hawaiianchimp 3 years ago 2
not sure xD
NTComputer86 3 years ago
lol
deathtothehuns 3 years ago
Hyphen Hyphen
StewieGriffin613 3 years ago
weird
shutup91119 3 years ago
Cool
xdmatyi007 3 years ago
how did you get microsoft sam on to window movie maker???
xXHomerSimpsonXx 3 years ago
You stop liking The Simpsons, and then you start being creative.
ThurtySheep 3 years ago 2
NICE JOB
(type nice things cause the nerd team will spam your channel) *whistles*
jaimey001 3 years ago
"they make me say bad things that can't be repeated" LMFAO
spiffygirl77 3 years ago
LOL when he 1st said Helloooo i lmao'd
wowbringer 3 years ago
LMFAO (exclamation point, exclamation point, one, hyphen hyphen)
shizzbop 3 years ago
I can't even seeeeeeeeeee
SquallLion90 3 years ago
Microsoft Anna is the best! Microsoft Anna sucks on Windows Vista.
madogger 3 years ago
Sorry, Microsoft Sam is the best! Anna sucks!
madogger 3 years ago 32
seriously i wish bill wouldve gave us sam on vista too instead of anna
sp4lifee 3 years ago
The only reason why I haven't upgraded to Vista.
therealsuperhobo 3 years ago 3
i didnt upgrade i just got a vista laptop and did not know it....i wish i wouldve looked so i couldve bought a xp instead
sp4lifee 3 years ago
I tried Vista on a friend's pc...as soon as I booted up I felt something strange...not the sluggishness (because his computer was slow, it was to be expected), not the unfamiliar locations of commonly used functions, something totally different. And then it hit me, Sam wasn't there! "How can you live like this?" I cried to my friend. He looked at it and realized what I was talking about, and immediately destroyed his laptop with a sledgehammer. This is the real reason why Vista sucks. No Sam....
therealsuperhobo 3 years ago
Anyway you can try TTS Reader (free software) if you really want Sam.
therealsuperhobo 3 years ago
lmao! no it's not a drive-way, it's a fucking bitmap image! hahahaha!
Exotic47 3 years ago
lol
hamstergal4 3 years ago 2
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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
hdsgf 3 years ago
u give me that shit i will spam u for life, you will find your channel and all your videos infested with comments from me and my friends, so watch it
NTComputer86 3 years ago
lol hyphen hyphen exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point one rofl
unknownhero9 3 years ago
lol really good 5 stars
fenwayfan37 3 years ago
Very good :)
TheG1ngerKid 3 years ago
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fail.
mockers0 3 years ago
that is proper funny
alextownsend565hotm 3 years ago
He sounds depressed.
Leafblower29 3 years ago 8
I really really really wish I had XP back!
sunflowerssunshowers 3 years ago 27
Man I like XP and can't live with out XP I hate Vista its too much to understand I'm Lovin Win XP
babyboy11431 3 years ago 2
@sunflowerssunshowers Dowload Speakonia! :D
fallout766 11 months ago
L O L
kdmq 3 years ago
L O L
kdmq 3 years ago
did you use microsoft mike at the end with the credits
patricknedz 3 years ago
yea
NTComputer86 3 years ago
This is so funny I always play tith microsoft sam its just so funny lmao
patricknedz 3 years ago
LOL, good 1 my friend is workin on the adventures of micrsoft sam
PSPking1575 4 years ago
ROFLMAO, im gonna work on some to probly, i just need more time, im gonna make a 4th zip zap video sometime this weekend
NTComputer86 4 years ago
lol very funny im subscribing
dyl2210 4 years ago
this is funny lol
ipodfreck 4 years ago
amazing
Allmanfan456 4 years ago
its a sample of what i am going to work on, i made this prject to test my capabilities of making a stick figure animation on the computer, apparently i didnt do a good job on the mouth movement, but its just a sample
NTComputer86 4 years ago
but for what you have its good. {Its really funny.
Allmanfan456 4 years ago
oh, lol, i thought u were talking sarcastically, yeah i think its ok, that probably cause i had to listen to it 20 times while editing it
NTComputer86 4 years ago
ohh okay. i love this kinda of stuff.
Allmanfan456 4 years ago