oh but you forget to qualify the conceptual art bit with bad, so the whole thing should have read: "makes Damien Hirst look like a chimp whose been taught to make bad conceptual art..."
But wait a minute. A lot of people don't know who Damien Hirst is (I met one only this afternoon and he's come home with me this evening) so perhaps the whole thing should read "Makes TV's Damien Hirst look like an chimp who's been taught (by humans) to make bad conceptual art. I put the humans bit in there just to clarify.
Not only could i invent you, i can also see what is going on in your head. RIGHT NOW ! Bugger off back to bermondsey or whatever south london shithole you come from, and stop labouring under the assumption that you are some kind of genius. NO ONE CARES !
The fact you know what's going on in my head only goes to prove that you are me using one of the multiple fake accounts I no doubt set up for my many schizophrenic personalities...
I explain on the comments on one of my other videos that I've been banned from the offices of Life magazine for excessive use of whoopee cushions, hand buzzers and fake dog poo, not to mention calling the assistant editor's hand rolled cigars effeminate.... and they would relent even after I explained I used effeminate to me spirited and hamster like!
Yeah but if you ask me it was Kwik Save closing that really screwed it... man the eighties was really like the peak for Kwik Save... gimmie more of their budget cheddar baby!
What's the soundtrack on this?
petermangalore 2 years ago
the sound we used for our collective installation in Malmo, for which there is an individual video....
stewarthome 2 years ago
Groovy!
stewarthome 2 years ago
makes Damien Hirst look like a chimp whose been taught to make conceptual art....
demafenetre 3 years ago
oh but you forget to qualify the conceptual art bit with bad, so the whole thing should have read: "makes Damien Hirst look like a chimp whose been taught to make bad conceptual art..."
stewarthome 3 years ago
But wait a minute. A lot of people don't know who Damien Hirst is (I met one only this afternoon and he's come home with me this evening) so perhaps the whole thing should read "Makes TV's Damien Hirst look like an chimp who's been taught (by humans) to make bad conceptual art. I put the humans bit in there just to clarify.
jimixsx 3 years ago
Yes that's a lot better! Thanks!
stewarthome 3 years ago
but now I've got my boots on you gotta let me curate you baby!
demafenetre 3 years ago
you can glam stomp all over the opening....
stewarthome 3 years ago
Stewar you're such a poser
situazionauta 4 years ago 4
hey I'm than man you loved to hate, but if I didn't exist you wouldh't have the talent to invent me...
stewarthome 4 years ago
Wow, this dude REALLY can't take criticism can he :)
brightblueghost 4 years ago
no that's why he's set up the brightblueghost account so he can come on and pretend to be someone else....
stewarthome 4 years ago
Not only could i invent you, i can also see what is going on in your head. RIGHT NOW ! Bugger off back to bermondsey or whatever south london shithole you come from, and stop labouring under the assumption that you are some kind of genius. NO ONE CARES !
DimeBar5 3 years ago
The fact you know what's going on in my head only goes to prove that you are me using one of the multiple fake accounts I no doubt set up for my many schizophrenic personalities...
stewarthome 3 years ago
Yeah, whatever. Get a life mate.
DimeBar5 3 years ago 3
I explain on the comments on one of my other videos that I've been banned from the offices of Life magazine for excessive use of whoopee cushions, hand buzzers and fake dog poo, not to mention calling the assistant editor's hand rolled cigars effeminate.... and they would relent even after I explained I used effeminate to me spirited and hamster like!
stewarthome 3 years ago
Load of pretentious wank.....
partisan4 4 years ago 4
glad you liked it!
stewarthome 4 years ago
The heart's gone right out of the gallery installation market since Kwik Fit came on the scene
jimixsx 3 years ago
Yeah but if you ask me it was Kwik Save closing that really screwed it... man the eighties was really like the peak for Kwik Save... gimmie more of their budget cheddar baby!
stewarthome 3 years ago