Telemarketers are Noobs!

[taneer111]

Lmfao please prank call me. (856) 975-2575 my name is Nick. I would just love it. Subscribed, you're awesome!

[FudgeSnail]

You're probably the most underrated commentator ever.

I mean, you easily deserve over 100K subs.

[TrinityAmplify]

I fucking hate telemarketers who call me but if by chance that telemarketer would be you, I would buy your shit :D

[mauzzeppelinhendirx]

cracked up at 5:36

[MySalad1SGone]

prank call me 1 704 736 9836

[bert23hof]

I laughed so hard when u said they started pounding on desks and read the comment about Rebecca black on Friday and I pictured a retard version of her pounding on a desk yelling Friday

[XxAs1aNxX]

xRpMx u brought back the video quality that machinima has been lacking for months

THANK U FOR JOINING MACHINIMA!!!!!

[990Barcelona]

you make the funnies commentaries ever .

[TisBeast]

Nice video

[xX1NF3RNOXx]

sry , computer suck

[xX1NF3RNOXx]

dude , you make the best commentaries , I'm going to start make commentaries soon and you inspired me man

[xKADEx1]

5 People are Telemarketers!

[istephan007]

this is def one of the funniest comms ive herd in a while i lmao xD

[a7x12345678910]

add me fuccampers619 ^.^



[tennesseerox5]

Record the calls and put them over a gameplay.

[istephan007]

THIS IS FUKIN HILARIOUS when you first started talking about telemarketing i was like >:( and then you went on and i was like XD

[genesisSOC]

Wow, not gonna' lie, you're a really good freaking commentator. I love how much freaking sense you have and how down to earth you are with the two videos I've seen so far. Definitely subbed. I want moar. Also, show us some more of your eel eating gold fish please? :D Also, how do you feel about doing a live high roller sharpshooter commentate?

[xRpMx13]

@acesoap33 ill take a little poll on that when i upload my next vid :)

[PS3Creativegaming]

@xRpMx13 make a vid at your work plz.....

[cheezegodz777]

liked! thats some nice gameplay!

[xIbOoMzIx]

wheres the 5k kick in the nuts vid?

[deathroad132]

I swear if you end up to be like ownagepranks. I will lmao continuously.

[rafikishootsall]

ya know that would be the funniest crap evrrrrrr! look up prank call wal-mart it's so funny

[acballa94]

yep your a good commentator

[TheLiltk13]

Your the best commentator out right now your bids are amazing

[kingollie07]

"Selling stuff over the phones is the best job ive ever had...*besides prostitution" LMFAO

[kingollie07]

LOL "Extra ordinary, extra...ordinaunary, extra ordinary, extra ornornadiry..." LMFAO

[l360lXBOXl360l]

This is ya boss bill. So i sound like the guy from Elf eh? You just got a big fat FirrePROMOTED BITCH

[Th3FearedOn3]

I so want a job there..

[sweetskaterdude1]

not homo right

[AVW113]

Subscribed all because of a eel..

[YourStrangeNeighbor]

You give me inspiration bro. You and Sea Nanners, and Tejb. This video is fucking worth more than gold. Fuckin hilarious!

[MrSaucysniper66]

5:56 machinima ak :P

[baffledgeek]

you're that twat that called my house!! >:c

xD

[TheInternalErr0r]

Bro, your commentaries are amazing and I enjoy watching and listening. Keep making videos!

[kirbyboie]

Aww...dissin us pplz wit ADHD...not kool...btw, ur a dike for becoming a telemarketer. Also, i subbed u from Machinima. Ur welcom. Dick. Roflmao.

[xRpMx13]

@kirbyboie i have adhd prescribed addarol lol

[kingjustin991]

noticed u were playin wit optic j

[spearfishing4life]

lol man i really like your comments and want to play with you but theres two problems i dont have blackcocks or twittwer great vid tho

[ImTheRainman1234]

Ur funny

And good looking

[mcerlain96]

hey im a new sub i seen the salt water tank vid on machinima(pritty cool ) and was wondering what type of commantaryes you did like if you just talk about cod or if you gave life stories aloot or anythig else

oh and was wondering if you repled as well :)

[HipsDontLie420]

workaholics!!

[Zellboy101]

"What's up man this is xRpMx13 the incredibly good looking telemarketer comin' at you live with a free offer to go on a vacation to Orlando Studios"

I would listen if someone began a conversation like that

[powerdup54]

i have nudes for you.

[420chrisl]

YEA!!! i got here before 300 veiws

[MrNuckFuggets]

3/4 chub on this vid

[baco2123]

FUCK YEA MORTAL KOMBAT

[jordansk720]

I <3 u xrpmx13 :D all homo :L

[simonwallace49]

dude, i have subbed to alot of comentaters and i have watched shit loads of videos on youtube and you, xRpMx13, are by far the best! keep it up man :D

[xTastynachos]

What's that ticking noise sometimes in the back ?

[jordansk720]

@xTastynachos

Its him on his controller :)

[Lycko7]

Man this is so entertaining! It's better then xJawz commentarys, he like talks about the same thing in ALL his videos. I fucking laughed when i heard about your clown company, more from that.

Kepp up the good work, liked.

[wcwc57]

arnt you worries? in a few days you may be gettin kicked in he balls by your girlfriend ;) Goodluck on 5k subs mate you deserve it! :D

[FnKGaming]

Remember Your Promise To Us When You Get 5,000 Subscribers!

[aburks41]

I have an idea..call one of your relatives and see if you can sell them vacation

[Chanlon95]

your stuff is great but you should do some more personal comentarys talking about funny or interesting things you've experianced kinda like the saltwater tank one. but like the first time you smoked weed or the first time you got laid if you do that it will probs boost your popularity and let your subs know a bit about you. hope you read this and like my advice. :)

[gibbymanx]

LOL asides prostitution u sir are a legend and a brilliant commentator

[Samsationel]

Can you call my house during work?

[superbob24]

Your office reminds me of that movie with Always Be Closing with Vin Diesel where they sell the fake shares.

[ioRadium7]

You're doing great dude! Im thinkin about getting a dazzle and starting doing commentaries. You and all of the other less known commentaters really inspire me. Keep up the good work, you're really competing with the best of them!

[xRpMx13]

@ioRadium7 thanks man! even when i get big, theres no way im gonna ever forget about who got me there.... guys like you!

[Nkringen]

@xRpMx13 you don;t have ADHD and spelled your "medication" wrong its Adderall..... nice gameplay and comm though

[AL3GITM1G3T]

@ioRadium7 if you want to get at all big start with a hdpvr just advice i hear a lot.

[NANO102493]

cool vid dude

[Oathicity]

I think i got a call from your company before. No lie. Some lady trying to sell me some crap, then I heard craziness in the background and she was laughing or something with somebody. I was totally clueless and HAD to hang up.

[thesniperspicyman]

damm, that was some nice gameplay

keep on bringing the good stuff

[GOKUnVAGETA]

nice vid bro and hahahah ur a telemarketer jk dude lol

[SpicyTeaProductions]

Ill keep in mind not to drink when I commentate. 

[B1GR3DMONKY]

this vid has a 30 kd

[hkreal38]

Haha you picked up the AK and had the Machinima logo as their emblem!

[hkreal38]

haaayyy you were that guy that got a kill playing blindfolded right? :)

[xRpMx13]

@hkreal38 thats me!

[TheUltimatePoole]

@xRpMx13 Were you playing xbox while doing this commentary or something, i hear like tapping in the backround?

[rockerrish]

@xRpMx13 hey how much does your job pay

[xRpMx13]

man my subs are the shit i swear!!!!

[xX1NF3RNOXx]

@xRpMx13 no way , they are awesome!!!

[xX1NF3RNOXx]

@xRpMx13 no way , they are awesome!!!



[slatecleanproduction]

Great video love the commentary

[TeaLSaDPandA195]

funny as shit

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Derekkun69FTW]

Great job! This is why i like smaller YouTubers better, they're usually funnier..happier..and more dedicated to their fans. Keep up the good work!

[xRpMx13]

@Derekkun69FTW thanks man i appreciate it!

[aksweet26]

penis

[LuisThePandaMan]

great job!! =]

[CR8Tz]

dude, youre awesome.... keep it up!

[CrookedGaming]

We don't have telemarketers in Ireland :D They sound annoying :P