Human Weapon Techniques Collage - Part 2

[ButtcrustiesWithJam]

no one can steal me animal crackers now >:D

[FacelessVibe]

0:36 nothing wrong there. just 2 guys lying next to eachother

[MrGERARDO234]

15 idiotas no saben pelear

[jpzxcvbnm]

Why couldn't they teach us this during PE in class?

[henkobl]

Krav maga!!!

[twistedtricker9]

sex positions?

[Thefenestrador]

Don't mess up with grey people.

[YooEssBee1]

the rear naked choke is wrong you need to put your hand cupping the back of his skull

[kokofan50]

About 5:40 just looks wrong.

[FelipKnotTV]

4:04... Oh, I'm a master of that technique!! :D

[TheKneekap]

lol straight in there with the Tendon attacks

[AtuaAio]

If yiu want good techniques learn running they kant fight yiu if they cant catck yiu lol itl give yiu stamina so even if yur aponint catches up theyil b owta breath now go 4 the kik to the groin and da fights over yiu win thats the most effective technique common sense avoid danger and prevent damage

[ayosivila]

@AtuaAio Damn. Your spelling is horrible.

[thisguy939]

They always pick the silver surfer for these videos.

[aaarod96]

If your enemy is very FAT the judo throws might be a bit difficult.

[WaroWari]

1:40 and then the opponent falls into a bottomless pit

[AmazinKC]

wtf 6:25, silver surfer just walks up and chokes that dude meditating

[andrew90ii]

i want to ask wich martial art is the most effective?i heard that wing chun is good

[PvtDillo]

@andrew90ii if you learn alot of different martial arts, thats the most effective way, the best of everything

[WhenWordsCollapse]

@PvtDillo Most people just suck at all of them so it isn't really effective...

[NightElfHunterAlf]

how can you download these videos to a USB?

[Reaper93MV]

There are some moves in this "techniques" absolutely wrong...

The better defence is the attack, when u see a man that want to kill u don't think about his knife, gun or other, think about his head, 'cause is there that u must hit him... This video make me rise... ;)

[Reaper93MV]

There are some moves in this "techniques" absolutely wrong...

[TheGloriousLion]

in quale video trovo mosse di Kempo (o Kenpo)?

[ashjoma]

4:00 right in the family jewels

[theunknown1885]

the choke defense is a pretty low move to use unless the guy is really trying to kill you

[Cassandre1986]

@theunknown1885 If somebody is trying to choke me, I do not try to understand if he really wants to kill me. I would broke him. And yes, it starts with the nuts. Krav Maga is pure effectiveness.

[gansterldm97]

che programma hai usato per crearli??sono fatti bene

[UBIincorporated]

i used it yesterday against one asshole

[barchelonaman]

hold thua nove a few secs knockout few more ehhhhhhh i guess hes going ta hell lol if i can use such a move i would hold it for 10 days

[Andrewable94]

@Zewenwu they are all sorts :) because the ppl in this show go all around the world to learn these things.

[zewenwu]

What are those moves? Kung Fu, Martial Arts or Judo?

[ntopas]

@zewenwu from cama sutra

[nachoman4793]

@zewenwu it says at the top of the video

[XDPXmoves]

many thanks for the upload

[YooEssBee1]

thats an arm bar not a juji gatame

[metroidgoodsuit]

Wheres part1???

[NeedForMadnessSVK]

@metroidgoodsuit removed due the copyrights........ -_-

[thenoorotic]

i wonder if the mathematics are real :D

[SheenaMalfoy]

@thenoorotic They are! If you've ever been in one of these sports though, you'll feel pain, not numbers.

[thenoorotic]

@SheenaMalfoy i think you are retarded... you shouldnt care about my feelings... and no need to enunciate your opinion about whats should some1 fell.

[SheenaMalfoy]

@thenoorotic I apologise if I'm to caring for you, but not everyone in this world is a heartless moron. You asked a question, I answered it. If I had known you would snap at me for being kind, I would have kept my mouth shut.

[thenoorotic]

@SheenaMalfoy You are so stupid! I didnt asked a question WHERE DO YOU SEE A QUESTION MARK DAMN! AND! even if it was a question you was answering OFF TOPIC... so check it and see how retared you are!

[SheenaMalfoy]

@thenoorotic Usually statements that start with "I wonder" are in fact questions, disguised as sentences. In any case, it seemed like you wanted to know something, so I told you what I thought you wanted to know. And my answer wasn't completely off topic. I replied(on topic, yes or no "questions" are hard to screw up), then when I elaborated, I did take a slightly different train of thought.

[SheenaMalfoy]

@thenoorotic Again, I apologise if I have offended you in some way, but I would rather you didn't insult my intelligence if you cannot even use proper grammar. The correct phrase is "you were answering" not "you was". Also "I didn't ask" rather than "I didnt asked".  So before you start flaming others, try not to look so much like an idiot yourself.

[thenoorotic]

@SheenaMalfoy damn you just become more stupid, after didnt you put the verb in infinitive form...damn, and was is in american english stupid! please stop with your idiotism, and useless searching for mistakes (when there are no mistakes) for something REALLY OFF TOPIC

And at the end of the sentence there is '':D'' ,no question mark, so its like diss about the stupid mathematics, but you are too stupid!

[SheenaMalfoy]

@thenoorotic "and was is in american english"? first of all, if that was supposed to make sense, it didn't. Second of all, I was born speaking english, I think I know how to speak the language. Now I've tried being polite, I've tried apologising, and it hasn't worked. Just shut the fuck up, stop looking like an idiot in front of the whole world, and leave me alone.

[thenoorotic]

@SheenaMalfoy whateva you are noob

[mickycheese27]

If you have a rifle then just shoot the guy

[SheenaMalfoy]

@mickycheese27 At close range, it is hard to get the barrel up, and so these techniques are used instead.

[1jakaroo]

the sound of strikes and slams is hectic makes them sound soooo powerful :D

[1jakaroo]

the sound of strikes and slams is hectic makes them sound soooo powerful :D

[ThePinkMila]

MUAY THAI THE BEST

[littleaskater137]

@ThePinkMila lol no... its all about BJJ

[07spax]

This vidio really rocks.... Explaination is done scientifically(physics excspesiilaaaaly in measuring force and impact with help from mathematics...And Biology is used to predict what are the effect of the tecnique on human....Cool....

[hoser69]

There is no one single martial art that teaches u everything just take the most effective one from all of them and apply it to your style!!!

[littleaskater137]

favorite martial arts are muay thai, judo,krav maga,sambo and brazilian jiu jitsu

[szecska5]

nude fight xd

[Uraken74]

that last technique works everytime on chavs

[krysistheabyss]

uchi mata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pii5t0l]

wish i had a silver guy to try all this shit on. nice vid man. thanks

[LordOfDestruction321]

OUCH!!!!

[urbandarito]

krav maga is an escrima ripoff

[johnosandra]

sorry for all u 70 kilo warriors out there but try this shit it aint gonna make u bruce lee

[tjtank20]

@johnosandra ....by any chance have u tryd and failed?

[MMVBICH457]

4:10

no more baby for him :D

[ironspeaker]

4:09 - 4:16

tht sounds so painfulllllllll

[GhostSniper1981]

That Sparta thing is getting OLD!

[ZyxArTix]

0:36 is like sex

[konstantin2039613]

@ZyxArTix  xD geil xD

[bluenig]

the gastrizein is almost exactly like a snap kick in teakwando

[itachirinnengan]

when you fight you don't use uchi mata,you just use a move that is already a reflex

[Radmy90]

Dr. Manhattan Vs. Dr. Manhattan

[Huhmasta]

mmaan the Silver Surfer is one bad ass motherfucker

[goku4ssj4]

This is way harder when your opponent is fighting back, trust me

But its a nice vid

[jotaro1234]

man i dun wanna kill anyone... maybe paralize...

[SIPCBEATSMC1]

de lolo (Y)

[chris96kalonji]

At 0:19 my mom showed me that.

She did judo and I did karate, Jeet Kune Do, boxing.

My dad did karate and boxing. I wanna learn BJJ.

[C45TR1T1KR0N]

hey thanks a lot for posting these collages. They're very helpful, even remembering bits and pieces can help with self defense.

[Erik240796]

if your trying to learn this, how the fuck do you remember it so good that it get instincts.

[jongee37]

@Erik240796 you already knoe the answer to your question this is jus like everything else in life first you have to do it over and over again then you know the move to make it instinct it must become instinct just like when you pull your hand off a hot object you dont think how ur going to do it what way is the best

[jongee37]

@Erik240796 way technique etc u do it the only way 4 this to happen is with sub concious reation to a concious action through repetive practice this can be achieved there are other ways to jump start this if u will for instance if every day 4 the next week u will recieve punches to the head unless u defend against them i guarentee you you will be better defending ur head by the end of the week point

[jongee37]

@Erik240796 you tube dont let me comment any more

[marco12best]

3:12 the black man revenge can begin!

[Jinisinsane]

lmao.

[taylornixon1]

Some good mixed martial arts submissons here

[hairywood]

ha ha 0:15 asscrack

[Bluehead1209]

6:23

[ColeyOK]

That's an Air Choke. All you have to do is turn your head into the pit of the elbow therefor giving yourself extra time to catch your breath. I've had both chokes performed on me during a demo and I was out like a light while when he used the blade of the wrist in only 1-5 seconds. It took 10-18 seconds when the dude used the air choke demonstrated at 6:23. One thing about Human Weapon is they mess up their anatomy from time to time.

[ColeyOK]

If you use the blade of your wrist instead of the pit of the elbow (I know not the right name, but this is just so people out there can understand what I'm trying to say, I hope), you can usually tap pit someone as soon as you get locked in from 1-5 seconds as compared to the pit of the elbow 6-10 seconds. The reason being? Your cutting off the air and blood flow in the throat. This is known as a Blood Choke.

[ForgottenSaintSinger]

if you do the original choke they show putting the hand of the choking arm in the crook of the other elbow, then put the free arm (not choking obviously) around his head so the back of the free hand is again the back of his head there is no bloodflow and the knockout times ive gotten are down to 1 or 2 seconds with them struggling very hard.

remember the first rule of ninjutsu, fight to win, fight to survive

second rule there are no more rules

[mofrooty]

hahaahahaha 5:26 poke in the ass xD

[thickpooxbox360]

krav maga is my favourite

its the most useful in real life situations

[TheForestKan]

I totally agree with this. I have read a few books, and they really have improved instincts. It made a difference when everything else just shuts off, and instincts come into control.  Just reading those books helped me alot.

[ForgottenSaintSinger]

between wrestling and ninjutsu i'd have to say no, most people wont have guns, and ninjutsu has just as many effective disarming techniques

[apodis1000]

complimeti per aver postato il video molto istruttivo.

[DarkReaperX07]

i dont usually comment of videos but this is just spectacular! i love these moves and different hand-to-hand combat! thanks for posting

[marvelxx83]

thx to you too :)

[vader329]

1:40 = THIS IS SPAAAARTAAAA!!!!!!!!

[marvelxx83]

madness???!!! :)

[TheMyns]

NO THIS IS SPARTA !!!

[xXDarkFire7Xx]

@TheMyns

NOOOO!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!

[konstantin2039613]

@marvelxx83 you great xD 

[csaba246]

NO this is patrick

I'm not sparta :(

[GeddyYeti2112]

Is this a Spongebob reference?

[BELEIVEIT1]

@vader329 NO! this is patrick

[sotamiessami]

@vader329 Rofl :D

[johnosandra]

if somecunt did any of this shit on me id kill em

[szecska5]

@vader329 LOL :D

[HrvaT32]

I think i will start krav maga

[kevmasterrocks]

once u finish lookin at all these clips it can make you feel like you can beat someone up

[asse080]

sure theese tricks (as well as many gun/knife disarms) are almost piece of cake. but theese tricks hurt hard. dont use if not needed

[sabbo95]

video razzista

lol

[marvelxx83]

perchè affermi ciò?

[WantOxide]

@marvelxx83 come cazzo parli

[manikeverdi]

@marvelxx83 perchè il nero le prende! gran battuta.

[josuayo93]

@sabbo95 jajajaj ya ves , siempre recive el muñeco negro xD

[partya11night20]

Guess they didn't teach you to respect your adversaries and people who practice different styles then...

[partya11night20]

I did 4 years of judo. Was good, and a good start, but yes it's a bit limited as no strikes. It's a competitive sport not a self defense class.

What sport do you do? (I'm guessing none)

[KoryoJin]

i think judo would be awesome to learn. in a "combat situation: who says you cant use a judo takedown and then while on ground you have control right? hit him how you please. poke his eyes out, strike his/her groin throw non stop punches xD

[robisgangsta1]

ya judo owns only thing is many takedowns may not work if u dont weaken em hit em with a jab to da face then a simple throw and go to a armbar he done lol

[LJITLOML]

uchi mata looks simple enough but it takes tremendous practice and talent

[JPR1993]

at 2:19 is that ippon seionage?

[marvelxx83]

Yes! Judo and Pancratio are very similar... like other martial arts :)

[kororo666]

*_* semplicemente stupendo!

grazie mille^_^

[edgtor]

@ 1:37 it looks like a combination of "The Matrix" & "300".

[kernelzown]

do they have new episodes?

[marvelxx83]

no.. is terminated :(

[kernelzown]

dayum y? do u noe why?

[marvelxx83]

what it means "dayum Y?" :)

is terminated for the small audience...

but also because one of two protagonists injured (i think to the foot..see the last episode)

[LJITLOML]

is dat the one where jason got injured durin the taekwondo match?