Rental Car Hates the French

[terrortorn]

This is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You have selected Francais. Classic.

[bouchandre]

Can someone tell me how this is a french impression?

[bouchandre]

L'avantage d'être francais (Moi québecois en tout cas) c'est qu'on peut insulter les anglais sans qu'ils nous comprennent!

[StraightJacketMattt]

@bouchandre nope... sorry don't work that way

[YnotAndMot]

Brian, someone stole ya vid. They put it on Break.com..

[Dizzylittlelord]

i thought this was going to be at least faux french and say fromage but nope honggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­g

[maerdaporue]

NSWF ftw

[5w4gg5w4gg]

LOL this is priceless.

[blondie99070]

Fail haha

[RadioactiveRaisin1]

Hoooooooooonnnnnn.....

What? Noooooo!

[NewYork646NY]

I dont get it lol what did she say???

[BioZombieExperiments]

@NewYork646NY I would like to change my language to french....but in french.

[QCmaxthebeast]

@NewYork646NY The same as the english voice said 2 second before it started speaking french.

[PSNDonutDude]

LOL, it's because of the French laugh. Hawhawhaw I am Franch

[EuRyNoMe360]

Remember that without France the United States would not exist . Thanks to who ? Marquis de Lafayette (among others). Without the United States, France would be in the same situation. Go across divides, we're all cousins. The video made​me laugh: D and I'm a fuck*n French and proud of my fuck*n acccent and my cheeses and a lot of other things \m/

[Seseren]

thumbs up if phil brought you here

[keshka4life]

its ok french are not people anyway

[EuRyNoMe360]

@keshka4life exactly, French are not people, there are gentlemen and ladies ^^

[tommyblunt]

hahahahahahaha

[Dremux117]

Wow. That's awesome!

[confusedlyricist]

woah... brian brushwood on stuff phil likes

[pauseforasecond]

HOOOOOOEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[sonicxracer]

LOLOL

[elLOBOTOMIS]

Dumb

[awagamgnalaw]

oh my god HAHAHAHA

[Brecky112]

that is not a race my dear sir

[Schoening91]

HA HA HA HA HA xD can't stop laughting xD hahahaa

[OnTheWhistle]

lol Mr. Brushwood. Oui Oui.

[OoohAPurpleTurtle]

that was racist... NOPE chuck testa

[mrdawid787]

hahahaha

[redschool]

rofl!



[j0ltc0lajunki3]

Hahaha I didnt realize this was Brian right off the hop.. awesome video... damn those racist rental cars

[BobToutPuissant]

I am french and what is this ?

[007koko007]

@BobToutPuissant this is how you french people talk: gghhhhhhh ;)

[BobToutPuissant]

@007koko007 :|

[MrPurplephrog]

a gente esta muy loka WTF

[Kao108]

HOOOOOOON

Loved it ! (I speak french and I cracked up)

[BryanZoolander]

I'm french and I can tell the voice has got a cute american english accent. Loving the vid. Thanks for posting :)

[flyinsquirrel145]

Fuck... I lol'd.

[omikron4]

Tell me you tried German too!

[NarutoFTW]

Nice accent.

[mrspudmuffin]

That was a fantastic French accent.

[OnJohnny]

If that is who the French speak then what is the problem :D ?

[footballms40]

Thumbs up for the nation!

[TheBoomkinUtube]

As a Canadian, I had a rather good chuckle.

[CraigKepp]

lmfao

[shanksubplayman]

Come on Phil, I already know who Brian Brushwood is! GEEZ!

[truth1nessinc]

Dare you to yell out...POUTINE...it'll engage the hover system...*shifty eyed*

[sa99miy]

و لو هو قايلن "خخخخخخخخخخخ" تسان ردت عليه السياره بالعربي

[westwood500]

@sa99miy لا يمكنك التحدث بالعربية

[sa99miy]

@westwood500 ليش لا؟ :(

[foreverabro]

Awesome Brian you have now appeared on Reddit and on the Nation....now start promoting scam school so the nation will learn your awesome tricks !!!!!

[Fr3nchee]

Uuuuuuuuuhhhh

[sgtstoopid]

no top comment? KEEP IT THAT WAY

[Gareen321]

@sgtstoopid okay

[Ashatokka]

L!M!F!A!O!

[haigfeinn]

lols!

[TimPottsTV]

Where's the ridiculous hair?!

[iLoveUtubeFights]

hahaha thats fucking classic

[CaptSwiggy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's amazing!!

[TheNellieAdalie]

Brian Brushwood!!!!!!!

[coffden14]

SUp Nation!

[CodyMc00]

he should have said "I Surrender!"

[cjsoldier13]

@CodyMc00 hey man the french simply use the best military tactic ever..retreat so far back that u get behind the enemy lol

[CodyMc00]

he should have said "I Surrender!"

[SandmanPicturez]

LMAO any thing of Team Fortress 2's Soldier domination line against spy?

Oh Houh houh HOUH you're DOMINATED!

wiki teamfortress(.)c o m/w/images/5/59/Soldier_Domina­tionSpy03.wav

[SandmanPicturez]

LMAO any thing of Team Fortress 2's Soldier domination line against spy?

Oh Houh houh HOUH you're DOMINATED!

wiki(.)teamfortress(.)com/w/im­ages/5/59/Soldier_DominationSp­y03.wav

[gangstergirl554]

PHIL LIKES BRIAN?! DAY MADE.

[gangstergirl554]

PHIL LIKES BRIAN?! DAY MADE.

[shnake1000]

So far 20 people from grace have seen this

[billyluds]

Jeep... americas car

[ironmadion55]

Hauuuuuuuuuuhhh

[hypersonamyguy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[alewisgb]

OMG Brian i am subbed to shwooddotcom i saw this video in my sub box and thought it was funny i didnt know it was going to blow up tho!!!

[MOCClucy22]

Lmfao

[htwiz2002]

How do you spell that? "Hwoaaahh?" ?

[eatmydust166]

That was stupid

[xLDH1109x]

French guys suck

French girls are hot

[tonton6988]

@xLDH1109x yep french girls are hot and ask your mother about french boys she's gonna tell you u the truth about us ;) cause we are hot too !!! ( sorry for ur mother just humor :) )

[BA022757]

my moms car did the same exact thing

[Neumie7]

lmao!

[FunkyLady645]

Don't mind the nation :)

[TheBlindDyslexic]

What if you did a bad German accent-do you get Hitler-or if you sound faggish do ya get the head of the Westboro Baptist Church?

[thenofxer]

Funny

[EIemeno]

Nation Passing Through...

[jcgodonnell]

Is that Moby?

[SFighter]

why hasn't phil made any intros to each vid on this playlist?

[anaismuse]

I'm french hahaha that made me laugh so hard :')

[anaismuse]

I'm french hahaha that made me laugh so hard :')

[TicTacAnyone]

Hooooooooooooooooooooooo~

"I think you selected France, would you like to change your language?"

[THE1pharaoh]

where's phil?

[o0OreidanO0o]

i kid you not: youtube made me write "big end sm" to verify my last comment... wtf? Oo

[JRMZ93]

isnt this the guy from scamschool?

[shwooddotcom]

@JRMZ93 yes. yes I am!

[MagicianOnAMission]

@shwooddotcom Woah my mind was just blown. Totally didn't realise it was you.

[skullsguitarist1122]

@shwooddotcom so hows your hair lookin these days

[minodragon]

@shwooddotcom Phil maked your video go boom! :D

[xxafrosamuraixx]

@JRMZ93 lmao i was gonna say that! :D

[TheJenask]

Hey nation :P

[SnipeSpace]

inb4 the nation

[fluffymole0913]

Oh for fuck sake people shut up about ww2 NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. This was a funny video. Lets leave it at that!

[unscenegamers]

that is aaaaaaaaaaasome

[Plurstash]

I'm french and I laughed really hard. I always love when people make fun of us. And god knows there are so many possibilities.

But hey, Americans, are you that much better ;)

[Naclement1]

I'm french and I laughed. So stop your fucking comments which are talking about the WW2. Move on.

[OTKSenior]

"voulez-vous changer la langue?" "NO!"

[gimmieurBRAIN]

I don't understand (don't make fun of me) I simply don't understand how making a sound like "uuuhhhhh" is racist.

[DFoxFitness]

Got to admit, that is pretty damn racist. Whatever your opinion on the French maybe; the fact remains whoever manufactured that voice command is a dick lol.

[Thomassturridge]

@Th0m75. Ce que tu fais ne sers a rien. Les américains sont des crétins qui ne voit pas plus loin que le bout de leur nez. Ce n'est pas une guerre and there's nothing to obtain from it.

[Lasbike]

Le Zboub vaincra.

[iXchani91]

I think you selected Francais. Do you want to surrender now or later?

[Th0m75]

@iXchani91 Do you remember when NL was in France ?

[iXchani91]

@Th0m75 No, but I'd imagine productivity was at an all-time low.

[Th0m75]

@iXchani91 You don't remember because you are dumb like your pussy. France is the 5th(and will be the 4th in 2020) economy, has the 3rd best army of the world, has the most glorious history, with DeGaulle, Pétain, Louis XIV, Louis XVI, Napoléon, Jeanne d'Arc, and a lot of more wondeful people. France is also a leader in luxury, culture, arts & lifestyle, cars, aerospatial & planes, agribusiness & food, nuclear, and tourism. Paris is the most visited city for 10 years. So, shut up ?

[iXchani91]

@Th0m75 France is also the most arrogant country in the world, point proven. You're not fooling anyone, I've been there for over a month. Have fun living in your fantasy shithole. *girlslaughing.jpg*

[Th0m75]

@iXchani91 Arrogant, funny. So why didn't you find any other thing to say than : "bla bla bla surrender" ? Maybe you said that just to get some +1 of some haters like you, to compensate your -1 in real life ?

You say French people are arrogant. But French people don't say that about any other country because WE have no prejudice. Come to France, you will probably change your mind.

But of course, if you hate France, we won't like you. It's common sense.

[malivaxx]

@Th0m75 you aren't exactly disproving the "the french are arrogant" stereotype there bud.

professing the "wonders" and throwing insults at the "idiots" is kinda why that stereotype exists.

hell the US has a stereotype that everyone are moronic gun toting lunatics, i don't confront people by throwing shit like a chimp... i undermine the person's integrity and self worth.

[Th0m75]

@malivaxx I have absolutely no prejudice about the USA. I went to the US and people were cool and kind, as much as people in France ! There is good and bad people in every country, and it is almost the same everywhere.

But of course, if you the only thing you find to say about France is something about surrender of WW2, you are just stupid.

And I'm sure you can understand that I have to defend my country, my ancestors, that gave their lives for France, when an idiot say dumb things about it.

[RietteKekette]

Je n'ai pas compris xD

[evoflorent]

Je savais pas que c'était français ce bruit.

Le Zboub vaincra !

[xXSOADDUDEXx]

FRENCH IS NOT A RACE!!!!

[18andlife2kill]

wtf

[Supersmurf62]

Yeah fuck the french lol jk =)

[DevPack]

dam those jeeps....

[Th0m75]

@spiffyrichmeyer It seems that we don't learn history in the US... Napoléon lost the battle of Waterloo because it was the army of the French Empire, which was the best of the world, against UK, Prussia, NL, Hanovre, Nassau and Brunswick. But just look at all the wonderful battle we won, like Valmy, were the enemy gone just because we song our anthem. French are proud to be French and fuck all haters and jealous people.

[irockyou7]

@Th0m75 So true.. Knowing half of americans dont even know where is France on a map lmao

[johann06700]

Je suis français et ça me fait bien rire... Eeeeeeee

[Gorcan1221]

Je suis français et je vous ENMERDE!!! :D

[GerDrSeltsam]

After starting the french program, a white flag pops up at the rear end.

[MrManthalete]

@GerDrSeltsam YES! Thank you SO MUCH for saying that hahaha!

[Th0m75]

@GerDrSeltsam HA, a fucking nazi. You lost every war you made. Do you remember when Napoléon kick your fucking ass, when germany was if France ? Do you remember when we kick your ass during WW 1 ? Do you remember when we kick your ass during the XIV, XV, XVI and XVII century ? No, you just remeber the WW2 because you are all proud to have follow Hitler like good little dogs, killing jews. Nobody loves germany. Bad history, bad culture, dumb people, fat angela, fat people. FRANCE OWNS germany.

[matthmatthmatth]

@Th0m75 Hey, fuck off - this is a fun video about a rental car. Don't bring other shit into it, or you'll be dealing with me. Last warning, FUCK OFF !!!!!

[Th0m75]

@matthmatthmatth Awww what's your problem ? You are a little pussy in real life so you do the big boy on the internet ? I'm so afraid ! Seriously, stop making me jokes.

[matthmatthmatth]

@Th0m75 dude, you're the fucking pussy on here - you can't admit defeat, so you keep arguing with everyone on this thread? GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET!! HAHAHAAH WINNING!!!!!

[Th0m75]

@matthmatthmatth Well, you seems to be 10 yo or younger. So, i will just not answer to you. Bye little pussy !

[matthmatthmatth]

@Th0m75 I'm so much better than you in every way .. keep trying bitch, maybe you'll be able to redeem yourself some day ;-)

[Th0m75]

@GerDrSeltsam And fucking germany don't want to save greece but they forget when France saved her fucking ass 3 times after the wars. Fuck germany, fuck german people.

[hautepower]

haha brilliant

[DreamHallow]

Th French are disgusting cravens.

[StanOfGB]

Sacre bleu!

[tangofizz77]

HAUUUUUUUAGH

[koolaidman]

wow all the french ppl here having a dick up there butt about the video ahahah STFU its a funy video stop taking shit so seriously

[Th0m75]

@koolaidman We laugh for the video, we have no trouble with it and of course it's funny. We just don't like when haters talk about WW2 without knowing anything about France and his wonderful History. France has the most powerful army of Europe and the 3rd of the world. We developped alone our nuclear technology. We have 5 ICBM. French tank costs 16 millions dollars and the US Abrams tank costs 8 millions. I have a lot of more. German army is even not in the top 20.

[GerDrSeltsam]

@Th0m75 I got three thumbs up, you got no thumb up. Let the flame beginn!

[Th0m75]

@GerDrSeltsam So ? I completely don't care about thumbs up, and as we can't count in germany, I get 2. But that's not important. The difference between us is that I don't write to get thumbs up, I write to show my mind. But you just write because you are disavantadge in the real life, so you need to get some +1 not to suicide.

France has the best and most glorious history and culture of the world, many historians from everywhere say that. We only know germany just as dumb nazis killing jews.

[Th0m75]

@Th0m75 And germany was France many times : XIV and XVI centuries, Napoléon, WWI, and after WWII, because you lost it ! Like every war you made. Because you can say a part of France has surrender, but France WON the WWII, we get a part of germany thanks to De Gaulle and to the French Resistance, that killed nazis and saved poor people every WWII days against german idiots.

And who get Alsace and Lorraine today ? FRANCE ! Our territory is the biggest one of Europe, even if we also have DOM-TOM.

[Fainec666]

Haha bande de fifs.

[linark73]

Banane.

[Voranger02]

vive la france !!!!

[DrN3lson]

Camembert !

[patrioticracism]

hahaha bonjour!

[Fostus]

Donc on parle comme Tahiti Bob? x))

[thereddwarf2]

On parle pas comme ça aller! ;D

[SRWalton181]

according to the "New Oxford American Dictionary" A race is a group of people sharing the same culture, history, language, etc.; an ethnic group : we Scots were a bloodthirsty race then. So the car IS racist.

[ram6m]

I'm i the only one who thinks that french really sounds like that?

[Th0m75]

@ram6m Yes.

[locolow2011]

HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[t0nnnyyy]

Thats Brian!!!! YAY!

[JCesar8]

omelette au fromage

[Nerdylation]

Rothman Brothers: "1 million hits. Car-anteed, Car-anteed"

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

Zut Alors!

[TheSquidLauncher]

Epic French face.

[waltzinator4]

I speak french and the french lady voice at the end asked if he wanted to surrender now or later...

[Th0m75]

@waltzinator4 Look at how many war we won. You dumb americans only think to WW2. FIY, we won more war than any other country(Napoléon, Louis XIV, etc).

You can laugh, us&uk, but it was a lot easier for you because you were not just next to fucking nazis. UK is on a island and USA are on an other continent. Maybe that if you, american, would have come in the war before Pearl Harbour, we would not have surrender. This word is not good because the French Resistance was very important.VIVE LA FRANCE

[spiffyrichmeyer]

@Th0m75 And you guys lost to the Prussians, a small young CONFEDERATION (lol) shut up. But yes, America and UK gained from location and timing, such is history.