Zombie Survival Guide: Starting Your Car

[pgalavizjr]

Cool

[SlyRoogon]

it asks him to verify his fingerprint :P

[Kittywhiskers1000]

All you people saying you hate this Ford will be sorry when there is a zombie apocalypse.

[ollieoniel]

yeah but even a zombie wouldn't be caught dead in a ford.

[xGrav1tyBlast3rx]

look how stupid ford went to just to try and sell a car

[pidman009]

Look's like someone's buying a Ford Fiesta.

[Airsoftangles]

but, all three of the cars fail they are all total crap.

[jerhinus]

But what happens if,a thief steals your Ford Fiesta?:

[WatashiwaCheese]

Thank god if someone finds my bag they can drive my car back to my house and give me it!

[cielphantombear]

even if the second car was a fiesta and it started, the zombie would just get them while they were driving...back seat and all

[Soulshroude]

If the battery is dead, the chummer is out of luck.

[giftedkidrules]

Zombies have little to know IQ so they would not be able to figure out how to open a car door. And if they did then they wouldn't be smart enough to shut it and they wouldn't stay in it. And zombies don't feel pain so pepperspray wouldn't help

[superspinclaw]

I LIKE TURTLES!!!!!

[Skullpanda3433]

@superspinclaw "response to: "I LIKE TURTLES!!!!!", "somebody has been watching too much High school of the dead...

[superspinclaw]

@Skullpanda3433 but I also like Trainz

[tigerwoops65]

Looks like a Oboma voter.

[Botix330]

Like a Boss!

[789lew]

!!!!!!drive!!!!!!

[HAEthere1narations]

That's fun

[Ungozaza]

release the zombie!

[iHateRanchDressing]

works well when running from zombies works horribly when you leave it at the bar and ur too drunk to remember where you put it

[Dannyaztec1]

the nissan altima too u fuck tard

[ds37]

Lulz!

[RealEspeon]

lmao he remids me of glen from walking dead!!!!

[CrosszzZZ]

Пиздоглазые всех победили ;(

[z4crad]

FUCK YEAH!!! now the only thing i need to do is to cut people's fingers to steal a car! :D thank you Ford!!

[cvhashim]

@z4crad lol much easier

[xXtechnoXxy]

HHahaha

[GingerSlothV2]

Ha fail. How come the zombie can get in the Fit but not the fiesta? Hondas are stronger than fords... I know the hard way.

[John2find]

@CrazyRodeoDude

And the zombie going to make their Zombie tower to tear the ass out of you. Kidding. Cool with a bear but few bullets!!! thats not cool. I must be on the top of ammunition factory, with hot chick all around asking me to save them and then boom boom.

[John2find]

@John2find

I mean Cheeks. lol

[TaufanDermawan]

Zombeeehh..

[martinzopetazo]

LAME......

[RamirezRoyalty]

Then he crashes, because he's Asian :P

[the39cluezfan]

@RamirezRoyalty motherf***ker IM ASIAN I DRIVE FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngryAdobo]

@RamirezRoyalty Thus, running away from the crash and finding a new ride because Asians are smart like that.

[waroderyus]

@theperv01 they don't run fast they move their legs fastly like fast walking and because zombies don't have stomachs the blood they drink goes around the body untill it dries

[Tikioa]

The best Zombie Survival Guide is Left 4 Dead ^_^

[theperv01]

How do zombies run if thier is no lubrication to the joints or muscles?

[nickynok1]

@thatguy123444 don't adds need to be funny so people will buy it's not about being serious all the time you will get more customers being funny

[Yonkors]

Last guy was BADASS!

[Alphas0]

perfect zombie survival plan: sitting on the roof drinkin some beers and headshottin those motherfuckers :P

[thatguy123444]

It's dumb i know this is more or less a joke but jokes arn't going to get customers. There will never be a zombie attack and whats so great about keyless entry. I mean unless you are being chased by kidnappers or whatever. It's just something that is something that can just be worth $5 but charge $100. Just another feature.

[DrZforZombie360]

Sold!!! LOL

[hackerjhou300]

How did the zombie get in the girl's car if it was closed ?

[SilentShadowOfDeath]

@hackerjhou300

The producers of the commercial used a magical tool called "video editing" to teleport him there.

Damn zombie-horde supporters!

[Eileen8490]

@hackerjhou300 i think the idea was that ,there was already a zombie in there as the door wasnt locked. She did not use the key

[Elitepoosniff]

@hackerjhou300 Through something called a door.

[MrThedude77777]

wait if you have a push button start that means all someone has to do to jack your car is get in and push a button.

[CowsSayMooFo]

@MrThedude77777 Keys need to be near bye but yes it is easy to steal a car if u jump the guy when he gets out

[sonicvap4]

no keys push to start ahhhha you know what it is zombie survival zombie survival

[LORDeliphase]

how the fuck did the zombie get in the car before her?

[ApocalypseAD]

Zombies are REAL!!! it's not a game or a film anymore, it's real, we've been infected here. i've created a channel to document my story.

[joecow12]

He should get eaten just for driving a yarus

[kingatowning]

pepper spray doesn't work on a zombie...and the last thing you want to do is scream....it will attract more zombies

[gpufy]

@downhiller the new zombies are infected so there sick not dead

[downhiller234]

i know this is a pointless comment, but i find it bloody ridiculous when they have zombies that run, they are dead so their muscles would be rotting, tendens ripped apart, they would be slow and crippled

[LooksLegitBro]

anyone who fails to carry a rifle during the zombie Apocalypse AND drives a ford fiesta deserves to be eaten.

[TheReventon8]

Commercial ad?

[MilkChocoMarshmallow]

LOL!

[CCbundy]

Zombies must die . . . BY FIRE!!!! xD

[rorioshi]

jajajaja muy bueno! =)

[TherealMrChristophel]

bikes are probably best.

[mynameisjavin]

lol the second car was fine, the zombie broke in!!

[masterarjay]

Holy shit look at 0:53 - 0:54 there is a Scary face at the glass

[07818080520]

wtf this is an ad

[BBradshawProductions]

Grads.

You made a car that will be easier for car thieves to steal.

[hygj5446]

OMG puase at 0:53 and look in the back seat XD

lmao

[tidus9244]

Nice bouncing tits at 0:50

[hygj5446]

lol why did'nt he turn around and drive over it XD

[IG2212]

start traveling by foot on the day light and go to a safehouse at night get LOOOOOTS OF GAAS IAM SAYING TOOO MUCH guns food and etc... then search for a heavy truck with trailer (that u can use as safehouse) then use ur truck to kill all the zombies asses

[Rule4Fun]

2 questions :D

How did zombie get so smart to go into vehicle and wait for her ??

How did pepperspray hurt zombies eyes if zombie does not basically feel nothing...

only serious wounds like bullets take em out..

[snarst]

@Rule4Fun clearly this is not a Brooks zombie

[FreestyleRemixZ]

this is my friends acount but ive read the guide and im a outdoors type survivalist and varius mayhem is 100% right a fuckin hybrid would fail in place of a h1 turbo diesel a bike a horse or just walking this commercial fails to make that point ford yiu can face palm

[stubbsrulez99]

Awesome way to advertise a car.

[Whatever209804]

That's why asians will survive zombie attacks... Cause they are smart!

[Florey96]

@Whatever209804 and all of them are freaking ninjas

[thatdutchguy420]

@Whatever209804 to bad theyre shitty drivers

[TheZurvivalist]

How should you prepare for the zombocalypse?  thezurvivalist.blogspot.com

[TheZurvivalist]

i like it

[nikkig015]

i saw the zombie @ 0:51 when she as getting into the Honda Fit lol....niceeeee

[annkonstantinov]

but then somebody can steal your car? Can you get it without that entry? I'd rather have the push of a button on one of those button thingys.

[MetroArtyom2033]

So this guy killed his 2 friends for a video.

Dang this guys heartless

[scheme86]

0:23 ruined the whole video 4 me. why wouldn't he attack the guy holding the chain??

[WheatThin55]

the best transportation method during a zombie apocalypse is a bike. bikes are quiet, easy to maintain, relatively easy to carry, don't require fuel, and will keep you in shape. a four-wheeled vehicle will be useless when you run into traffic jams and rubble, and will run out of fuel

[larrycpo]

@WheatThin55 have u ever tried running a bike through a forest? a desert? a corpse and debris riddled city?

[WheatThin55]

@larrycpo what would you use to get around these environments?

[superstormj]

Hey, now I know how to steal a Fiesta. All I have to do is put my thumb on the black hole and pull the door open. Such a GREAT feature. I'll stick to my doors without the handle locks thank you, 2,000 ft range remote, remote start, and vicinity unlock. :) Much cheaper anyway.

[xboxliver360]

Well, in the Zombie Survival Guide book it told me not to use a car but a bike.

[ffafrom23s]

and how the hell the zombie didnt attack the redneck?? EPIC FAIL

[Mochok85]

@ffafrom23s

He wouldn't dare! XD Rednecks are tough! :D

[ArmyDeUno]

Car is ugly. They have to implement these features to attract people into purchasing this car?? gaaaaaaaay! How hard is it to pull your keys out and open your door. This is made for lazy people. How important are you that you need this feature to get somewhere in a rush. If you own this car, you're probably not that important

[ProdByMistake]

What is the name of the song from the intro 0.00 - 0:22 ?

[NextGenRev]

hahahaha

[RemyISnow]

The fit could have also gotten away if she didn't run like a girl...

[Zvalgryn]

so like if ur near the car some1 can ninja up and get in start it and drive away? or is there an off button too ?

[WonderfulMrShyne]

So... the fiesta can lock its doors, but the fit can't apparently?

[AustinBerndt]

Zombie survival tip. /watch?v=F8cup9psANk&feature=f­eedlik

[KilroggWOW]

umm ya worse than an infomercial

[Billybob09871]

wouldnt the keyless entry, button start thing mean that if your leaning against the car, anyone could walk up, open the unlocked door, start the engine with the button and drive of in your mums new motor

[lightssmith]

@Billybob09871 Thing is the engine will cut out when it realises, "hey! There's not actually a key inside here! Silly me!

[stuffstuff000]

Rule #32: Remember Rule #31

[TheNickyvanveen]

Shit, I lost my fingertip!!!

[GasmaskKid1337]

WTF? How does that zombie get in the car!?

[WindyCityBalla]

0:28 Yeaaaa !! thats right throw your shoe at him Fuck that zombie upp !!! Lmaoo

[seanmizusmc]

Rule #34: if it exists...

[CloudStrifeThe1st]

This video is retarded! The Honda Fit was just as good cause she got in. Dumbass advertisers just thought the'd magically throw the zombie in the back seat without any rhyme or reason.

And as for locomotion during a zombie apocalypse, keep a car on stand-by, but don't use it often. If you must travel long distances, use a bike or something of the like, a motorcycle if you can still somehow find gas. Save the car for the heavy lifting.

[mikeymike93]

No double tap?

[angelo949]

---o



[VariusMayhem]

Ultimate Rule: Forget the car. Too loud and noisy, will lure more zombies towards your direction. Due to an ensured panic all roads will be blocked anyway and without gas its useless and all the stuff in the trunk is too heavy to carry.

You want to survive the zombie outbreak? Travel by foot, travel light and travel unnoticed by zombies. THESE and more are things I learned from the "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks and they will benefit you more than a fancy fingerprint ID tagged car.

[ToddIngram1000]

@VariusMayhem not the prius!

[Tyrkia123]

@VariusMayhem Remember that a normal bike would be good to.

[MrJasambakamara]

@VariusMayhem in that guide says that sombies cannot climb or jump etc. i think they do and they will do everything to get to you and infect you

[VariusMayhem]

@MrJasambakamara

We are talking about walking dead, right? Reanimated corpses. Their bodies are necrotic, stiff. They will not be agile like a human and thus will fail to jump or climb. Of course, some humans aren't agile as well. :P

[JacobByus]

@VariusMayhem my theory is that if everyone thinks that, then the roads would be safe, either way keep a pistol in the glove box to be safe

[VariusMayhem]

@JacobByus

A pistol is a bad idea, if not silenced. Do you want to draw attention to you with the loud noise?

[JacobByus]

@VariusMayhem wouldnt the car already draw their attention?

[VariusMayhem]

@JacobByus

Don't forget, I want to ignore the car and travel by foot, safe and silent. Like I said, cars are noisy and loud and will lure MORE zombies to YOU. And more zombies = more problems

Best to avoid them as best as you can.

[JacobByus]

@VariusMayhem i have no problems with standing on a high building shooting zombies in the head with thousands of .22 bullets, they are deceptively deadly, once they peirce the skull they ricochet around your brain and pretty much turn it to mush, so now no one can say the .22 is a peice of crap. btw, they are also cheap so if i really wanted to i could buy thousands of them.

[VariusMayhem]

@JacobByus

Well, I'm not a gunshmith nor american, so my knowledge of guns is unfortunately limited, but I think if you are living in a high building you'll have to fortify and fully blockade the cellar, the first and second floor with brickwalls + furniture so no zombie gets in. Also, Food supply and long term as well. Expect a mass of thousands of zombies coming to you, besieging you for years, constant moaning every night, don't forget earplugs, throw grenades into the horde to dismember them

[Ant100mc]

@VariusMayhem lol i learnd from the same book but also you could use a bike a horse a airbloon(dont know how though) or a blimp( again dont know) but a wepon to use for me would be the trusty old crow bar very usefull

[Sauriouz]

Henry is so Proud! ;D

[MegaTyop]

Rule #4: Wear Seat Belts 

[medvedec]

i call bullshit on that.... i can open and start a fuzcking YUGO CORAL 45 in fucking 3.23 seconds

[Fantasia00001]

My guide of zombies.. Zombieland.

I survive

[medvedec]

@Fantasia00001 good luck with that one

[teamdodgeford]

They should have had him call back his friend on the bluetooth after

[hunterslolvideos]

#cough#cough# nitrous '-'

[toukon08]

why was the Fit the only one with a zombie in the backseat....?....hows that fair you ford bastards?!

[danielxdglaciuus]

CARDIO!

[dub544]

lol, love how he throws his shoe at the zombie. Great nod to Shaun of the Dead

[AssettProduction]

Check out the Z-SAT: Zombie Survival Aptitude Test!!!!

Awesome Book!

[allanonmage]

Props for zombies!

But who in the hell would drive a fucking fiesta in a damn zombie apocalypse??? F250 diesel anyone? run dem zombitches over! hahaha

[armymenproductions2]

@allanonmage oh yeah fuckin snow plow on da front besides who wants a dent in there truck right right mow dem bitches down woot

[wannabemkchampion]

@RyanTheAwsome92 a zombie locked their car

[centurion205]

Too bad for the Ford Fiesta, My Honda Civic has a remote key fob that allows me to unlock the doors, without the door needing to scan my thumbprint, from about 25 feet away. And forget about fumbling the keys, the ignition key is the biggest key that I have on my keychain, so its hard to miss, even in a panic mode when running from Zombies. Anyone who has a Honda Civic model from like 2006 and newer can agree with me. Lastly, I live in Texas, I'd pull out my gun and double tap the damn zombie...

[fitzlamarre]

Sorry Centurion205 & VariusMayhem. My 2007 Toyota Pruis had that years ago PLUS it gets GREAT gas mileage! Not to mention the "drive-by" mode the Prius goes into...we'd idle by the hungriest of zombies safe & sound(less)...Peace.

BUT the roads would be blocked, I guess...but hey...no more road rage, right?

[centurion205]

@fitzlamarre The prius is nice and quite and fuel efficient, however a prius is not what I would use to permanently escape the zombie apocalypse. I have in addition to my Civic, a 1995 Ford F-250 with front & rear farm bumpers. Yeah it's a gas guzzler, but that's why I have a bunch of extra gas cans. Besides, I don't have to leave my home to fight the zombies, I have a nice old school rock wall surrounding my property in the small town I live in outside a major city. That and tons of guns & ammo

[hygj5446]

@centurion205 during the zombie Apocalypes can I come vist XD

lol you already know what your going to do if/when it starts lmao

[centurion205]

@hygj5446 Sure, the more the merrier. Just bring whatever you can, but DO NOT FORGET THE CUPCAKES !!! Tallahassee from Zombieland loved the Twinkies. I love the cupcakes. Whats funny is the wall surrounding my property was started by my grandfather ages ago, with me and my brother finally completing it only 5 years ago. Imagine a 20 foot tall stone wall built up by hand covering 35 acres of land, with only 3 entrances/exits. It was never intended for the zombies, but I think we're ready anyway.

[fitzlamarre]

In that case when the zombie apocalypse goes down, you're the FIRST email I'm sending out, so I can mapquest that fortress! I miss my Ford F-150 SuperCrew, but not feeding it.

I'll have no guns and ammo (bats and machetes are my style), but PLENTY of liquor. Ii may try pimpin' too! Zombie apocalypse survivors need love too!

Peace

P.S. There is no permanent escape from the zombie apocalypse...lol!

[Edmart3ROBLOX]

@fitzlamarre I'll email ya (If i survive) while running away from zombies smashin their brains and blowin the heck out of em xD

[hygj5446]

@centurion205 Ok I'll bring every cupcake Known to man so I don't make the mistake of bringing the wrong 1 :D

adding barbed wire to the wall but be a good idea to :D

and if your property is as big as you say you grow food so could camp out until the military wipe out the zombies well if they clear out the zombies :o

they tend to get eating lol

[discovery110]

lol

[RyanTheAwesome92]

Who locks a car in a zombie apocalypse?

[starclaw34]

@ToaRanen7

Ikr?Someone could just press the button,get in,press the start button,and then drive off.This is why people don't get cars like this.

[iAmDeathSpank]

@starclaw34 No, you have to have the key to the car like right next to the car to be able to open the door without the key, same thing applies with the push button start, you have to have the key inside the car for it to actually work

[ToaRanen7]

Doesn't all these features make it easier for someone to steal your car?

[iAmDeathSpank]

@ToaRanen7 No, you have to have the key to the car like right next to the car to be able to open the door without the key, same thing applies with the push button start, you have to have the key inside the car for it to actually work

[moosefishman180]

Survivors like us have to stick together, videos like this are great for it. There's a forum for stuff like this! for people to share ideas and stuff

zombiesurvivalsociety . com

[HIDHIFDB]

i dont like this new econo cars where is the steel is only plastic

[rocaho001]

These commercials are ultimate troll win! But I'm still a better troll. Jizzzzzz in maaaa paannnnts!!!!

[taltigolt]

what if the door sensor had some smudge on it then that dream car would become a death trap right

[ChinoAlfonz]

No person uses a key to open a door anymore.

[ChinoAlfonz]

It's still a Ford, so I guess that means the zombie will catch up with the Fiesta in about 5 miles once it stops working.

[TheMrcrazy711]

then a zombie was in the backseat and ate the guy

[WooHooVic]

The Fit is still the better car lol

[joshknobel]

Zombie Informer .Com Approves of this haha

[XBOXFANBOI24253]

@bellboystudios press 2 zombie goes crazy

[Emeianoite]

Nafarrete? LOL, my last name is Navarrete.

[lionpure22]

ummm ye thts stupid cause ur car can probably get stolen in less than 5 seconds...

[Jo5513]

The car will only start for someone who has the key fob, This key type uses the same technology as a chip and pin card

[kennylevu1]

OMG.IT'S A BLACK GUY .WHY DID THEY FRAMER SLAP THE ZOMBIES ASS????WTF

[kennylevu1]

OMG.IT'S A BLACK GUY

[sashrill]

boobs jiggeling @ 0:50

[KornyKid0Kay]

ok, i see how you did this but please don't reference the zombie survival guide. in the actual guide, it says ditch the car, get a bike. ;)

[epomerantz0]

Confused about these keyless starters. Do these have a way to lock the car? Everything that I've seen it just open start and take off w/o locks and I don't want these zombies driving my car if you know what I mean :D