Calls For Cthulhu - Episode 4

[saintsalive1234]

What I don't get is why you spend all this time moving a houseplant in front of a camera...

[thatcutegameotaku]

i love the twilight zone reference;D

[MegaFafnir]

I love his story about the Mad Arab

"There's crazy, and there's ***CRAZY***" XD

[pumping9702]

TIM

NUMBER

NOW!

[m16pig]

O RLYEH?

[spunky8855]

Good job

[Octagonapus97]

"Pirates or Ninjas?"

"Zombies."

[cyanide336]

I m in love with this show :D

[BrandG]

@cyanide336 Thanks very much!

[jnsstudo]

can u skip the intro next time

[1MrLinuxz1]

1 telemarketer down... 3 million to go...

[MerlinsJester]

5:35 I agree with that wholeheartedly.

[xThePhantomsAngelx]

I would so do Cthulhu. I'm fine with him eating my soul, but playing a housewife/cultist for him would rock! I don't even mind the insanity, it's quite fun. XD

[MerlinsJester]

@xThePhantomsAngelx Miss, there's a bit of a problem- A: you'd go insane just looking at him, and he's humongous. And I don't just mean his squid-will[y/ies].

[xThePhantomsAngelx]

@MerlinsJester  We'll, I'm not worried about the insane part...I'm well past that point... and hell, the bigger the better! "lol"

[MerlinsJester]

@xThePhantomsAngelx ... you haven't read the books, have you?

[xThePhantomsAngelx]

@MerlinsJester Actually yes I have, though I'd say I kind of like At the Mountains of Madness more then The Call of Cthulhu....though my absolute favorite would have to be The Shadow Over Innsmouth.

[hankowen99]

make more please

[NodDisciple1]

"One telemarketer down, three million to go!" XD May they die first when he returns, Ia! XD

[Bike253]

i honestly fucking love this thank you!:D

[BobfishAlmighty]

Why does that look so much like Pilots den?

[KoraktheMad]

One telemarketer down, 3 million to go. I love this show.

[BrandG]

@hankowen99 Generally, I try to stay away from real religions (except Scientology. That's a joke cult). Thanks for watching!

[hankowen99]

can you interview god i think you could come up with some good stuff

[MakCurrel]

This is the sum of nonlinear thinking and way to much sparetime!!!

[danyetman]

"That's a time-zone thing; somebody's gotta be last". Holy hell, this is GREAT.

[MetalZombie705]

Zombies....

[boboftibia]

Eccho, eccho, echoo, echoo: Quit it. "Ok!"

[BrandG]

@TheToppon "CallsForCthulhu . com /store" Or just go to CallsForCthulhu . com and click on the "Store" link at the top of the page.

[NatashaFatale59]

IMMMAMORTZLZZDLLTUGINAMREEZINN­DRARUZIUHM...

*telemarketer laughs insanely and hangs up*

one telemarketer down. 3,000,000 to go.

That's one penny taken from 3,000,001

[PivotMario]

:( Not much angle activity like the other last ones

[TheSpiritsLease]

Lol, I like how crazy Cthulhu makes the viewers sound when he's asked about the sock puppet appearance XD

[TheGingerOs]

I like how the backround truly is non-Euclidean geometry.

[mrkillersson]

One telemarketer down. 3 milllione to go...

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

That's why you hang up, telemarketers. :)

"LOL Dead cthulhu waits on hold..."

[BlazingL2]

Did he become fatter?!

[SporeHaloFilms]

probably he ate a few souls from the frig between eps L0L

[hjmndj]

RAPID FIRE ROUND! XD

[Karekristensson]

Gotta love Cthulhu. XD

And thanks for making this really funny little show. :)

[BrandG]

Wow, did you end up in the wrong place. I mean, there's a very special version of manga dedicated to that kind of cephelopod love.

[zakkmiester]

xDD

[xservintage]

EPIC Rapid Fire Round!

[roman11777]

"ECHO! ECHO! ECHO!ECHO!ECHO! quit it. OK!" rofl!

[XinBiDe]

Boba Fett. Awesome?

Most awesome

lol

[Zellig]

Lmao. This is genius. Especially since I found this by looking for real cthulhu worship

[jaknife99]

i like the old old, feels more nostalgic-or however you spell that

[PlatyMoos]

yo cthulhu that new studio is bitchin

[overdosered]

3:02 he sounds like pedro from napoleon dynamyte xD

[DanDood11]

His new office is LEET!

[Drummerism]

Haha, I love this.

[Danny77uk]

"Quit it"

"Ok"

Hahahaha!!!!

[exorscout]

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits on holdl. XD

[Darkgravx12]

"One telemarketer down, 3 million to go."

lol

[juanp0093]

RAPID FIRE ROUND!! LOL

[Icharys]

Cthulhu's right wing looked droopy. I'm guessing tennis wing.

[Yellow13Firestorm]

lol his wing looks fine to me... how sane are YOU? O.o

[Icharys]

Dammit. I forgot that Cthulhu was an extrademinsianal being psychicly projecting himself into out physical reality. Of course my perception is limited by my primitive monkey like brain. Hell, now that I think of it...Cthulhu looks like a plushy stuffed animal to me. I must be one sick puppy.

[NEWnibitches]

@Icharys really? i see a talking cupcake with waving frosting tentacles

[codyanels]

"If you let it sit too long it'll re-incarnate, especially if the soul was baptist" XD

[Darkgravx12]

lol

[iputaspellonU109]

Cooking with Cthulhu lol

[iputaspellonU109]

great work

[NodDisciple1]

"One telemarketer down...three million to go!" XD

[SurpentineSacrifice]

best thing about this is that the maker knows his or her stuff, the explanation of perception of cthulhu's physical appearance was great, excellent work! (but the th in cthulhu is a harder sound, closer to a t but not quite there. but then with my fleshy, soft human hearing organs may just percieve it that way.)

[ailime]

this series soo rock !!

[cloneda]

mexico----------oool

[Infidel775]

Cthulu is sooo cute I want to give him a hug.

[baronvonhirsch]

Yeah I know, he looks just like a puppy!

[theEmperorsTarot]

they are all asleep the oldest son and the daughter on other worlds and the other two sons in rl'yeh. he dosent need to take care of them they are all adults

[BrennaBrat]

Boba Fett! :)

[XXL2oo]

Man, I have to learn that spell

[wesleyfilms]

You meen how to summon Cthulhu. I would rather summon a shoggoth. They are bad ass. >:)

[h3ll20ppr3ss0rs]

shoggoths r servants of the old ones nothing more. cthulhu IS an old one.

[88Pit88]

Dear cthulu,

did u ever play the "call of cthulu" role playing game? or are unaware of people worldwide trying to kill u? or summon u...thanks for answering

Josef M. germany

[ManBearPiglet]

The background music in the intro sounds familiar, what is it?

[BrandG]

"Night on Bald Mountain"

[ManBearPiglet]

Speedy reply, thanks. Love your work.

[GmodPlusWoW]

Cooking with Cthulhu!

[Tarvoc]

Hm hmhmhm haha ha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[robomaniac8]

Dear Cthulhu why did you have a different background

[spuddmc34]

Dear Cthulhu

I was wondering the other day, do you have children? And if so what are they like

[magajelly]

ya he does, they are called the cthulhi, cthulhu like creatures but a lot smaller. they are the ones who built the city of r'yleh. man am i a nerd lol

[wesleyfilms]

I heard there called the star spawn of Cthulhu. I dont know, but didnt the shoggoths help them or what. I also wonder if Cthulhu is a very good father???

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

I think that Cthulhu's star spawn came to earth with him, it might just be a coincidence that they're called his spawn.

[R055HP]

Who cares. The Elder Things are still going to sue Cthulu for everything he's worth.

[wesleyfilms]

lol

[R055HP]

If those star-spawn trespass one more time...

[cryptic123575]

Dear Cthulhu

I am one of the Eredar (Warcraft reference) and i ask you if you know my master sargeras because he is one of the titans and i hear you hate all other omnipotent beings + i eat souls to simply survive and not for the sake of it.

Ro'und'gar Eredar warmaster.

[h3ll20ppr3ss0rs]

cthulhu pwns sargeras solo with only white dmg but saurfang does that to cthulhu (read my comment on "calls for cthulhu episode 5")

[Aceunown]

Dear Cthulhu,

Is it true that you are in "Cloverfield", or are those pitiful meatbags yet again making up fake plots for fictional animations? If so, I know how you feel... Q looked nothing like me.

Hope you feel well,

Ace - The Ultimate lord of Dragons

[Aceunown]

And, please don't answer along the lines of " JJ Abrams told me not to tell". I am aware that another person asked, but I want to know.

[BrandG]

Um, I'm a video game programmer on the East Coast. What makes you think I have any inside information about the movie? It's not like they said, "let's make a movie about Cthulhu. Hey! We should contact the guy who does a puppet show about Cthulhu, to see what he thinks."

Today's the 17th of January, the movie comes out tomorrow. I'll tell you after I see it.

[Aceunown]

o-o I was talking to the Cthulhu puppet, as a joke-ish kind of thing. Sorry if I confused you. Please don't swallow my soul lol

[AliveStorm93]

Dear Cthulhu,

I am a physician experimenting with the re-animation of the dead. Most of my experiments succeed, to a fault. This fault generally causes severe consequences.

Can you, being the ultimate being of chaos, offer some advice for making my macabre work fare better?

Many thanks,

Herbert West

[BrandG]

You know what you need to do, Herbert. You saw what happened to the cat. Surely Dr. Hill deserves no better.

Good luck in your quest.

-C

[AliveStorm93]

Ah, yes. Thank you. Persistence is always a good solution.

- Herbert

[IlzeRoIl]

This is great, XD

[tropicat]

Cthulhu is the best chef ever!! XD Barbecue soul=delicious.

[sharkboy85]

echoechoecho

quit it.

ok.

[twoevileyes]

Q: Pirates or Ninjas?

A: Zombies

genius!

best episode so far.

[schmidtyrevolution]

"is a midnight snack really healthy?" "you voulentiering?" lawl!!! best show ever!!!

[XxTroikaxX]

"One telemarketer down... three million to go." Rofl

[pisceskitty]

Dear Cthulhu,

Long time fan, first time poster! I was wondering: do you know the true meaning of Christmas?

Thanks a million!

Kristen

[aire420]

deer Cthulhu what do you look for in a soul do you like. what kind of people do you perfer to eat. sinner saint, black white, men women or other,

[BrandG]

First off, skin color, gender, all that stuff means nothing to me. It's like whether you prefer paper or plastic wrap around your sandwich.

Regarding the quality of a man's soul: The choices and actions of a man's life add nothing more than a candy coating for the gooey nougat center of a juicy soul. Evil and kindness add texture, but nothing can change that spark of the divine that makes all souls tasty.

[schmidtyrevolution]

sweeeeeeeeet. u forgot to say i'll swollow your soul!!!

[schmidtyrevolution]

wat? why?!?!

[jes00s]

I'd let you eat my soul, if you know what I mean.

[zlink1802]

this reminds me of a bigger issue, THE ILLUMANITUS!

[Kurtallica]

echo....echo...echo....quit it.....okay, rofl

[Dorsae]

This is pure awesomeness! Cthulhu! Thanks to the maker of this!

[Graehaus]

Awesome i was answered. tho he spealt my name wrong, but hey. Thanks Cthulhu

[Graehaus]

my bad, I did.

[glyons1]

Plus i think rave as his desk looks like a DJ turn table. And the rave kids would swear to death he was 50ft tall.

--Bloop

[glyons1]

I would like to see Cthulhu out and about town. Come on man youre in austin, i think Cthulhu needs to go to a rave.

[BrandG]

That's a good point. I could have him doing the sort of "Triumph: the insult comedy dog" thing with talking to people on the street, telling them that he'll swallow their souls. Shame I missed Burning Man, that would have been hilarious.

Of course, it does get away from the fact that Cthulhu is about 50 feet tall.

[glyons1]

How will the viewer know he isnt? If they are looking a him then their sanity and perception of time and space need to be taken into question.

But the right camera work could easlily make him 50 ft tall.

Video from a high angle so they are all looking up, and when you cut to cthulhu , chroma key a bright blue sky out from behind some buildings.

[ironcurtin117]

only 50? I thought it was more like Miles

[TheRedNationStates]

Well then you can just have him say "I've decided to project my form into this puppet." And then you pan out to the guy holding the hand puppet.

Do you see what I did there?

[Landiistos]

Isn't he 150 stories tall?

[Shockwave91012]

Bigger, He's as tall as mt everest. Or possibly olympus mars.

[Landiistos]

Crazy pills. :O

Cthulhu is my hero.

[Sorinphyre]

Technically, he's as big as he wants to be.

[catmanmovies]

uh nice green screen and uh were did you get the Cthulhu puppet

[BrandG]

You can find the puppet online if you Google "Cthulhu Plush Puppet". I got mine from a bizarre toy store in Austin, TX.

[BloodyBay]

I think the YouTube comment nazi device is killing any comment with the word "echo" in it. Otherwise I'd compliment the "acoustics" part. :-D

[TheMoonchilde]

these are awesome!

[MekaJime]

*lolling*

[digthroughremains]

they should make a compilation movie

[aquateen53]

Your son is a player she is a whore and your nosey and im going to eat all of your souls lol not only do Nerds fallow  Cthulhu he is the ultimate genius!!!

[YamatoBushi]

Oh man! That was funny... Grape Ape beating Optimus Prime!

[zikten]

lol he drove the telemarketer insane

[Rbabaganosh]

NICE SET

[DraPsychopomps]

I want more!!!!!!!...it is really really good!!.

[Mornbar]

An instant classic! keep up the good work. episode #5 was a bit weak, but still funny. The madness bit was the best!

[insanedemonspaz]

I love the bit where he's waiting for the woman who puts him on hold

[RockerCam]

Telemarketer bit at the beginning was the best thing ever!

[xspl0it]

Cthulhu. I really think you should point out that you will not strictly be eating any souls, merely disseminating their life essence into it's purest form to reap from this paltry experiment the combined earned experience of the 'human' race.

And chickens too... they shall be devoured

[CrocodileTooth]

Not really a "fan" of the Cthulhu mythos although I am familiar with it. But I have to say, these clips are great! Hilarious and very well done, especially episode 4 here!

[fury1031]

lmao, he drove the telemarketer insane

[GutteralRetch]

HAHA omg... My favorites!

[Jadewillneverdie]

That CFC is great, and the gloved guy is so cute!

[Blobloop89]

I want to see more! It's so good!

[cthulhugod]

cthulhu.......

[MsDiscord]

I'm loving the new set!

Great videos - I look forward to each one :)

[HarryLimeTheThirdMan]

we discovered C4C in italy too, and we're mad about it! can we hope 4 english subtitles in the show 4 the future? it would get easyer 4 more people to watch it. ciao

[terrorblades]

waw another epesode!^^ i love CFC Its great and funny to whatch plz macke more!^^ me and my frends love it!

5/5 and fav!^^

[kiusap]

lol, that "Giger-esque" background is cool xDDDD

[onyxnight]

Wow, this show is the best!

I also love the rants about the futility of the caller's questions! Keep it up!

[LurkingTyranny]

Great new episode. I really like the new set. My one complaint/critism is that this episode did not have a "eat your soul" rant. I find the long rants about inconceivable horrors, mind shattering torturers, and doom without end to be one of the best parts of the show and in my opinion this episode felt incomplete without one. Keep up the good work and I look forward to future episodes.

[BrandG]

Thanks a lot. I'm glad you like the show, and I'll make sure to put rants in the next one.

[mastahkungfu]

Brand, Sir, you win.

[pappagrizzly]

I was called here.... somehow deep in my core I knew there would be a new episode.... Thank you Cthulhu for your message.

[ShawnTheTouched]

Hilarious telemarketer bit at the beginning!

[siefertma]

I noticed Cthulhu's apron, classic!

Somebody had to let VH-1 know about this show.

[BrandG]

He he. I'm glad somebody got that joke, although I have to admit, I'm ripping it off from Futurama.

Getting featured on VH-1 would be really cool. I keep waiting for the internet to find us. :)

Hey, BTW, if you like the show, get on Digg and post a story about it, or send it to Fark or something! Let's tell the world!!

[FallenAngelXillah]

Definitely a good video. I hope that it never ends! Then again, some thing's do get old after a very long while. These videos may be the only exception. Keep up the good work guys!

[BrandG]

Thanks. What started out as a one-joke clip ("I'll swallow your soul" rants), just doesn't seem to die. I promise I'll quit as soon as I run out of material, or people stop sending in great questions. :)

[DrFranktheLucheDore]

Everyone knows that souls go best with an ice cold Mountain Maze Madness (Mountain Maze and Thor's Hammer Vodka).

[Starbuss]

At last! Keep on the good work.

[slaclos]

Great. Highly enjoyable. Thanks.

[kengandalf]

keep up the good work

[imrational]

Frickin hilarious!

[roblimo]

Logan Tygart, Cthulhu is going to *SUCK YOUR SOUL*, hah hah hah hah hah hah....