Ron White Tire Guy At Sears

[TheLitafan7]

We'll Conga up there somebody grab my butt!! XD

[tsilvers285]

It falls the fuck off!

[Bramblepath100]

Pretty soo the dislike bar will get sooo small it will fall off. It'll fall off. IT'LL FALL THE FUCK OFF!

[imbueto]

cum on y'all! were goin to ron whites big ole' fuckin' building and party our ass off, somebody grab my butt!!! ;)/

[15Multi]

@imbueto Bring your coupins!

[coveytree]

must be 6 sears tire guys out there....

[alliezgirl]

"Hey kids, where are you going for your school field trip?"

"Chicago, Momma. We're going to see Ron White's Big Old Fucking Building."

Please let this happen, please please please.

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

@alliezgirl you heard what he said lets party

[crabbybutt1]

I just love this guy.

[GTDeanCO7]

His ex-wife, her brother, their parents, and the tire guy didn't like this.

[dancingbanana105]

5 people FELL OFF. THEY FELL OFF. THEY FELL THE FUCK OFF!

[FezTickle]

my FAVOURITE bit from ron white!

[countrymusicgtavboy2]

FALLS THE FUCK OFF!

[DougStephens]

LUG-NUT DAY!!!!!!

[nordeast93]

5 people drive their Mercedes to their work at sears-the trusted name in automotive service

[donkeyface123]

shitpillar



[donkeyface123]

fuck all jewish cum stains



[MrDavidX96]

@donkeyface123 now that just begins the vicious cycle...

[Fuji086]

Mercedes Benz Sprinter made since 1995. Imported in 2003 to the U.S.

[maxman1602]

@Fuji086

And it's a purely commercial van.

A Savana van is commercial and passenger.

[RaianTheFallen]

Apparently he was sick on LUGNUT DAY!

[cj4754]

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[madsensahl]

Well i got a place to fuck your sister!

[Legion0fTheDead]

i work at sears auto and i can say its amazing how many times techs will miss tightening lug nuts. theres a lot of idiots to be found at sears

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

@Legion0fTheDead and walmart

[invulnerabledr]

Lol, i got a place to fuck your sister.

[kaoicdjsmixes]

THEY DON'T MAKE A VAN....LMAO

[SGCTyler]

Rocque and ronnie sitting in a tree. F U C K I N G~!

[rhyno656]

bring your coupins!

[shonenjump18]

think we aughta clean up ron? fuck no move to another floor

[lostboysmarko4]

LOL if u slept with me my brother would kill yea HAHHA

[Eatmyhardcockbarack]

@lostboysmarko4 If anyone here slept with you they'd have to cut their dick off.

[lostboysmarko4]

@Eatmyhardcockbarack I don't remember commenting on this video and how in hell do you know? you know what screw u go fuck urself.

[Eatmyhardcockbarack]

@lostboysmarko4 You're right. Shit thing to say. Sorry.

[lostboysmarko4]

@Eatmyhardcockbarack Oh its ok. Im sorry just been mad. lol your forgiven don't worry im not that much of a bitch

[Eatmyhardcockbarack]

@lostboysmarko4 Thanks.  Happy holidays!

[Eatmyhardcockbarack]

@lostboysmarko4 Didn't think you were, BTW and you certainly have nothing to apologize for...it was a dick move on my part.

[lostboysmarko4]

@Eatmyhardcockbarack lol happy holidays back. And yes i do i bitched at you it was a bitch move of me i guess my brother must have went on the computer down stairs and i am sighed in on my lap top and so and so and he must have been watching this... lol u kno brothers always going in there sisters stuff

[ejr23]

3 people fell asleep on lug nut day

[technicallyabsurd]

Somebody grab my butt!

[fanuvgod1]

I piss myself everytime I listen to this.

[petergriffin238]

thumbs up if you got a place to fuck you brother in law's sister!

[anmetallidethslayer]

I would party at ron whites big ol fucking building

[SneakyGoomba]

it falls the fuck off

[mirrorgazer08]

"Think we oughtta clean up Ron?"

"Fuck no! MOVE TO ANOTHER FLOOR!"

[KenWelsh77]

Three people don't like me being around their sisters.

[carlomastrangelo]

This is so funny...I love Ron White...had the pleasure of seeing him LIVE in Melbourne, FL......it was amazing

[inuyashacoolieo]

the left rear wheel falls off...it falls off ...it falls the FUCK off

[abejareyna100]

Awesome !! i love ron white !!!!!

[kikashie45]

3 people work at Sears and Fail.

[minervx]

3 people missed lugnut day

[Ravencullen95]

"We'll Conga up there somebody grab ma butt!"

[southernsavage1]

"I got a place to fuck your sister!!!"

[tylrlist]

It falls off. It Falls off! IT FALLS THE FUCK OFF!

[mortensen1961]

Three people must have missed 'lug nut day' at Sears Tire U.

[wyattspop]

Great clips, thanks for posting them..BeardofNorris, this excerpt is in your honor: "Fags in this neighborhood wear hats" Really? Only way we can tell in Texas is if they have their hair cut like...yours". Don't bother insulting other posters or their parents, your grasp of literacy is mind-numbing. You said: "Hope that you don't need therapy at your lack of trial and error as what would actually make sense". Was this supposed to be English?

[CoincidenceOrFate522]

Who is that annoying crow in the background wailing?

[mountaindewfan89]

He didn't some day work on transmissions, he was a TIRE GUY.

[TheLitafan7]

it falls off.. it falls the fuck off

XD

[jraintdead]

Apparently he was sick on LUGNUT DAY!  Classic.

[RyanRKips]

/watch?v=xju-2EcIz_M

[SeberHusky]

Funny thing is...Mercedes does make vans now....lol

[elguaporyan]

I got a place to fuck your sister.

[BeardofNorris]

I also have a horrible minutes CIC here at school.

[nooneatall96]

442 people partied in ron whites big-ol fuckin building... and im one of them. XD

[TheBodyinc]

I got a place to f*** your sister. LMFAO!

[hnoel79]

It falls off...it falls off...it falls the FUCK off!

[LADodgerKid714]

Well apparently he was sick on lug nut day!

[21bravoboy88]

it falls the fuck offf

[livingisaight]

why i have a 3 inch windsheild wiper that keeps my heeead liiiight cleean in a raaaaaiiinnn storrrm

LMFAO 

[CARMENCLUCK]

LOVE IT.. NOTHING LIKE A TRUE STORY.. THEY ARE THE FUNNIEST...

[TheRedneckGinger]

Sears tower in chicago into Ron White's big ole fuckin building

[minkymott]

I love this guy. Thanks for posting.

[SventheCrusader]

I guess they had to whittle one of them out of a piece of WHEAT.

[PurpleHillSeeker]

fuck the dimension this guy can spin it XD

[tlv156]

i think they actually should rename the sears tower as ron white's big old god damn building. hahaha ron is the shit.

[minkymott]

Thanks for posting. I've never heard this routine before.

[gr4381582]

the guys on American Pickers drive a Mercedes van

[JeepYJJunkie]

@gr4381582 Which is a Dodge Sprinter with a Mercedes logo.

[nascar88ss]

they dont make a van.

[FreedomLiberty21]

I got a place to fuck your sister :)

[mikeredrugger]

@FreedomLiberty21 Best quote of the entire skit!

[ssmetanin]

apparently the guy was sick on the lug nut day .... LOL)

[BeardofNorris]

ron white's big ol f.ckin building

[mikeredrugger]

@BeardofNorris What are we kids? Just fucking say fuck!

[BeardofNorris]

@mikeredrugger apparently you are for even replying

[mikeredrugger]

@BeardofNorris Brilliant response Norris, your intelligence is so amazing. Almost as amazing as your name. When you have gotten over your lack of intelligent response and stopped crying to momma and asking daddy how to respond to someone feel free to respond dipshit.

[BeardofNorris]

@mikeredrugger Awwww he wants to fight

[BeardofNorris]

@mikeredrugger Let me guess you disliked the video?

[BeardofNorris]

@mikeredrugger By the way....I feel free to respond

[BeardofNorris]

@mikeredrugger Nice bringing the parents in; I guess you couldn't think of anything else to use to insult me. Ha parents; that's what everyone reverts to when they are at a LOSS for words.

[BeardofNorris]

@mikeredrugger One more thing; b*tch, a**, c*nt, f*cking, dipsh*t, d*amn........dick

[mikeredrugger]

@BeardofNorris No I actually find Ron White to be one of the most amazing "Redneck" comics out there. Unfortunately for you I brought in the parents because they are obviously the ones to blame for the mistake that came up with the name of BeardofNorris. I'm just guessing here, but were you a pill baby? If not were you just conceived with a weak sperm? Lemme guess dad was jerkin it and your mom sat on it at the last second? That would explain your "LOSS for words." Children today...

[mikeredrugger]

@BeardofNorris Even though many people wont be able to see what you posted I find it laughable that you were able to come up with every possible reading except for the correct one. Hope that this isn't keeping your brain completely fried out. Hope that you don't need therapy at your lack of trial and error as what would actually make sense there Beard.

[BeardofNorris]

@mikeredrugger Aight you got me, I got nothin. That is how much I care.

[DfektRiskProductions]

I WORK AT SEARS AUTO SHOP!!!

[MrSEEbeeARE]

i live in savannah .. and when he came to savannah to do this show.. the place damn erupted when he said the word sears... it was funny

[Lindseyp4]

I love love love this lol its so fucking funny lol!

[SavageJim01]

ROFL! The Sears tower is now the Willis tower!

[Kovu427]

It's 2011! Time to party in "Ron White's Big Ol' F***in' Building"!

[Chevypower265]

The two people who disliked this missed "Lug Nut day."

[gsd65]

they dont make a van!

[utah0uts]

Id party in Ron Whites big ol Fuckin building!!!

[parachutepilot7]

spining me into a dimension of pissed off that i have never been in my life!!

[GrandmastaD101]

2 people work at sears

[deadlynightshade19]

@GrandmastaD101 Make that 4 people XD

[GirdwoodForrest]

The same thing almost happened to me once. Luckily I noticed before all the lug nuts came off.

[Bigbadred23]

hahahahaahaaaaa

[theratt17]

2:14 to 2:40 was how my day went

[FallenStar12161891]

the bad part is this happened to me but it wasnt from sears!

[Copper4head]

@dpreaper

Yeah, if it's a three day seminar, you ought to be present every second of each day of class!

[Rlikerobertlosier]

we'll congo up there, somebody grab my butt!

[erinmitbaren]

I'm so down for partying at Ron White's Big Old F*cking Building.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

The left rear wheel falls off! It falls off! It falls the fuck off! Turning my van into a tripod! Spinning me into a dimension of pissed off I've never been to in my life!

[playingbass45]

@NinjaGhostScorpion That happened to me while playing F1 Career Challenge not too long ago. In Career Mode, during the 1999 Italian Grand Prix, I had just made a pit stop in my Sauber-Petronas (the latter being the name of their customer Ferrari engines), and on my out lap, approaching the Variante Ascari chicane, I barely even reach the braking area when the left FRONT wheel falls off, spinning me off at nearly 200 mph!

[AsToldByAaron]

*Insert witty, misspelled quote from the video to spoil it for others here*

[brenchtoast44]

If I had a tire come off after just getting them on sears would be on fire

[123456962]

i got a place to fuck your sister

[TeamYugiohGuru]

PEOPLE we heard the segment you don't have to repeat everything

[southernsavage1]

RON WHITE'S BIG OL' FUCKIN BUILDING

[playingbass45]

Mercedes actually does have a cargo van in their lineup. That's what the Dodge Sprinter was based on.

[bball708]

@playingbass45 you must be ron whites brother inlaw

[4Skyline05]

@bball708 LMAO

[playingbass45]

@bball708 Close, but not true. Ron's actually old enough to be a dad to me. That should show the age difference. I know about the Mercedes cargo van because the guy on the show American Pickers use a Mercedes cargo van on their trips on the show. And I know about the Dodge Sprinter being based on a Mercedes platform because my real dad used to work for Chrysler back in the Daimler-Chrysler days.

[DkrAz3]

well i gotta place to fuck your sister HAHAHA!!!

[DkrAz3]

i caant believe you didnt buy a mercedes benz.

[Arkmond3]

Well i got a place to fuck your sister...so... :D epic win!

[RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77]

What is with the sinister music?

[gamecubeclock]

He was sick on LUG NUT DAY!

[mikeredrugger]

I'm hopin they have to change the name of Sear's Tower to Ron White's big ole fuckin' building!

[Ace12550]

"I got a place to fuck your sister!" lmao!!

[proballin007]

Hahahahaha this is def my favorite bit from Ron White

[lionel350]

he must have missed LUGNUT DAY!!!!!!

[elmigoel]

I Got A Place To Fuck Yur Sister! LMFAO!

[ToddInLN52254]

@elmigoel That'd really shut someone up wouldn't it? Wouldn't ya love the oppy to use that line? HA!

[NintendoZane2109]

i had this dvd and didn't know and i was bored the other day and watched this and HE WAS SICK ON LUNGNUT DAY,AND THEY STILL LET HIM WORK ON MY VAN

[Xanajamun]

the kid had only 3 days of "tire" college and he goes absent 1 out of those 3 days...frikin classic...lmao

[blktiger92]

Oh my gawd i'm cryingggg. falls off, falls off, it falls the fuck off!

[wolfman4591]

You think we ought to clean up? Fuck no! move to a different floor

[arrogon77]

well i got a place to fuck your sister

[Chevypower265]

"Ron Whites big ole f*ckin' building!"

HAHA!

[drjohnniefever]

sick on lug nut day lol

[fiebre1991]

I got a place to fuck your sister !!!!!

[kartracer241]

someone grab my butt lol

[kingsize127]

We'll conga up there!!!! Somebody grab my butt!!!! too funny.

[SketchyPeenut]

we had a high school band trip to chicago and we went to sears tower... while i was there i was like "I thought this was called Ron Whites big ol fuckin buildin?"

[XmesmerizeX]

I wanna go to tire college!

[Caboose1984]

I GO TO TIRE COLLEGE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Westilchester]

@Caboose1984 don't get sick on Lug Nut Day.

[MAGNUM162]

It falls the fuck off

[kartracer241]

they make those big ass vans

[Bigbadred23]

LOL

[toxichris666]

SOMEBODY GRAB MY BUT

[CrazyJ58706]

IT FALLS OFF, IT FALLS OFF IT FALLS THE FUCK OF

[duncan3d3]

FUCK NO MOVE TO ANOTHER FLOOR!!!!

[CrazyJ58706]

Ron Whites big ol FUCKING building

[sebass1126]

were gona hold yuh too it ron when we party we party XD

[sk8r4lifeyo]

i watched this to laugh, but the assholes who feel it necessary to quote the whole thing kinda spoiled it for me.

[cam95anonymous]

well apparently he was sick on LUG NUT DAY!

[Manastacious]

Does anyone hear what sounds like a parrot around 1:07?

[torrid426]

Sears has a pattern of be nice, be nice, be nice, fuck the loyal customers as hard and as long as they can. Step three be nice and commercials, be nice and commercials, be nice and commercials, fuck the loyal customers as hard and as long as they can.

Rinse repeat.

[kartracer241]

3:17 

[ZacharyTarnow]

" Falls off...

It falls off..

It falls the FUCK OFF! "