Aristocrats - Martin Mull

[jedsadapornp]

i love martin mull ^^

[Ramubay]

Martin Mull absolutely one of the greatest stage comedians ever.

[ace9846]

this perticular joke made me cry

[mutal3]

this is by far among all the greats that appeared and partcipated and those that just appeared and avoided participation(disappointing jon stewart), Martin Mull version and delivery is masterful. PERIOD

[jeffhardydela21]

the voice of vlad masters from danny phantom in the english version

[motty32]

i like stanhope's the best, mainly because I love stanhope, but this is probably second best. This version is actually tellable as a party joke though

[wintersnowboard]

same punchline every comedian tells it different, brilliant

[Ducky5578]

VLAD!!! 8D (SPAZZES)

[AlylovesDP]

@Ducky5578 vlad from danny phantom

[Billybiscuits13]

OH MY GOD MR. KRAFT!!!

[barrytron3030]

this is a great telling of the joke but the proper punchline is..."Death BY the Aristocrats!" i think this is way funnier.

[morningchaps]

There was a joke in the special features on this disc which was hilarious. It was about two hippos & apparently was Johnnie Carsons favorite joke. I would love to see it up on Youtube.

[FatherTime89]

I think 'A Modest Proposal was a precursor to the Aristocrats joke'

[yettigod]

Martin Mull does the voice of Vlad Masters/Vlad Plasmius from danny Phantom

[PAULCC11]

the reson an aristocrats joke is so good is because 3 reasons

1) people will be telling the joke till the end of time

2)the joke changes with everytime its told

3)everybody has their own favorite one

[drodude301]

doug stanhope's version is untouchable, but this was hilarious nonetheless

[dackogui]

this guy kinda looks like bruce willis

[NijenK99]

this is my favorite version of the joke. this is the one i tell my friends.

[MeTaLLiCaT8282]

They should come up with a version of the joke that includes an imam and Tom Cruise.

[capieee]

i like him better than gilbert

[PicklesParodyPalace]

this is a copy of Gottfried's DEATH OR UGU joke D:

[Georgebushpimps]

This was my fav of the movie and I have always been a Martin Mull Fan since Mr Mom!!!! Hilarious LOL Funny

[Scottwax]

You ought to check out his Fernwood 2Nite and America 2Nite stuff.

[EthnHayabusa]

Great joke.

[darkrai90210]

I liked this but gilbert godfrieds version is the best

[muslithefish]

i dunno you haven't heard my mate telling it. it involves a catholic priest his cousin the islamiic (forgotten word so ill just say priest), a six armed woman who is married to the catholic priest, a 4 year old daughter, a 3 year old son, a baby, some blunt instruments and a jackhammer. hillarity ensues.

[MSunflower1991]

@darkrai90210 lol nah the South Park version was the best

[FatherTime89]

@MSunflower1991 I like the two prop comedy versions, the one with the cards and the one with Penn and Teller and a coke bottle.

Also there's this one guy telling the joke in the bathroom and there's a line in it that goes something like 'So my 6 year old daughter starts sucking off my 12 year old son, and I gotta tell you it is the most adorable thing you ever saw'. That had me cracking up.

[xnonsuchx]

@darkrai90210 - I think what's funny is that Gilbert tells a totally different joke and uses Martin Mull's (and others') version as a "Death or Oogoo (sp?)" joke.

[benadavis]

blah

[Bestmanme08]

Mull is mentioned in great new bio called Charlton Heston: An Incredible Life (Revised Edition)! Heston and Mull worked together! Bio is at amazon!

[Bestmanme08]

@Bestmanme08 Mull worked with Mash's Maclean Stevenson and Gary Burghoff on two different eps of America 2Nite! Mull is also in great bio (Charlton Heston:An Incredible Life)at amazon!

[Harlot13]

He reminds me of my philosophy teacher in the way he speaks.

I love the way he delivers his jokes

[tallcoolone1]

Is that Dangle's dad?

[rubino83]

He was Replacement Dangle on that one episode in Season 2, if that counts.

[antonycarthy]

This isn't the Aristocrats... LAME LAME LAME

[wesbbes]

Can anybody identify the painting behind him? Who's the artist?

[HuskerDu2]

I don't know the title of it, but I know that Martin Mull is the artist of it....he is pretty well known for his artwork as well

[sclogse1]

Martin is a stunning painter and prolific. He is representated by reta branson, or something close to that in SAn Francisco and New York. I've seen his work at two shows, and the big stuff just knocks you out. He has heavy influence from the early Dick and Jane books, photo albums, and pics from his own childhood. He can paint anything, including photo-realism. THere are great books from his shows...check 'em out.

[suzonetwo]

He was on "Life with Bonnie" a few years back. And I know I have seen him on an episode of Law & Order recently.

[deadendstreet1]

I wonder what he's up to nowadays?

[robertoweiro]

Wasn't he in Gary Unmarried? But I think he spends most of his time painting these days.

[7DaDemonSlayer]

This was hillarious but Gillbert Godfrieds version was the greatest

[ScriptorNoctus]

This is unquestionably the best version of this joke that I've heard. Mull's delivery is articulate; his timing, impeccable. And he earns an A+ for seamlessly incorporating the phrase "aborigine spermatozoa."

[bobbycratchit]

@ScriptorNoctus This is a good version but actually I'm very fond of Sarah Silveerman's version as well.

[sabbathrage]

no one can top saget

[djlamb0]

thats the ooguu joke!!

[BooMBooMitsMayhem]

that joke is originally called 'death by boola boola'. say thing happens just at the end when the third person says 'ill take death' the tribal leader says 'weve never had anyone choose death before...' meets with the elders (aristocrats in this version) and comes back and says 'ok death... by boola boola!'

[SpiderBoy36]

what the hell, mr. mom?

[checkoutmyprofile]

Happy Birthday Martin:)

[DisappearingBoy88]

Clue was awesome.

[BestManMe09]

Debb, did you read what I wrote about Martin Mull's lobotomized condition!?!

[debbz02]

haha. that man is one of the best things to come out of north ridgeville, ever.

[BestManMe09]

Martin Mull admitted in a Newsweek interview in 1978 that he never yelled in reallife. He is naturally lobotomized with a physical condition in the brain, thus he cannot get angry or outraged! My brother-in-law has a similar condition and he (my bro-in-law) was taken to a neurologist when he was a kid.

[leirbag23]

He reminds me of Ted Levine as Leland Stottlemeyer, from Monk.

[djskein]

It would have been funnier to say "Death by The Aristocrats!"

[LindsLoFan]

BORING

[MegiddoVidoq]

SO NOT FKIN FUNNY!!!

[Vladamireseximus]

haha thats so mad. Its funny watching the real Vlad masters talk like that heeheee.

[Hespitinmysoup]

This is just the oonga boonga joke

[geezerbill]

>>This is just the oonga boonga joke

It's funny how whenever this joke is told, somebody always whines "No it's supposed to be [some other silly name]." Not only is the name irrelevant, but the joke has been told for many years under all different sorts of nonsense names, either with the punchline of "But first, [the silly name]!" or "Death by [silly name]!" I first heard it over 20 years ago as the "Ruru" joke. Martin Mull probably heard a variation before you were even born.

[retrorocker]

On his CD "Dirty Jokes", Gilbert Gottfried tells this joke, but he calls it "Oogoo". I also heard it in "Working Girl", only that time, it was called "Kiki".

It's a funny joke in all forms, though.

[Zguy09]

"Death it is...

"BUT FIRST, THE ARISTOCRATS!"

Epic pwned. ^_^

[smokes2468]

I love this guy. He delivers his humor in a intresting way. He doesn't care what the hell people think. And that is great.

[gldmj55]

he was great on roseanne

[ArlowCain]

shoulda seen him and fred willard on fernwood tonight and america tonight. Mull played twins on Mary Hartman Mary Hartman

[heavenlyxdeath]

I agree! SO FUNNY!

[kulgan18]

lol I like his version the most

[KillerSmurf57]

I like the different take on it.

[MelissaKoh91]

LOL Hearing Vlad Master's voice talking negatively about aristocrats is great XD

[leirbag23]

funny how mull doesn't look like a comedian, he has a bit of a 'military' look about him, and he caught me off-guard when he delivered this joke so swiftly. amazing punchline.

[xMaGiKx]

I like Martin Mull and everything but this joke is rather boring.

[F33bs]

That is one of the best punchlines I've ever heard. God the delivery was perfect.

[BizzyLizzy132]

rofl

[Spektator100]

excellent delivery of the punchline

[simonjeste]

LOL it's included in the trailer; how deceptive... ^_^

[spanishprisoner]

This is just great. The way Mull delivers the joke is fantastic!

[SquirrelmasterCT]

Zzz

[xDarkxKnightx]

lmao!! "I am no stranger to certain aspects of it"

[Powerfibers]

That reminds me of one, but it was "Death or Booga Booga?" Punchline is the cannibal chief declares "Death by Booga Booga!"

[Hepathos]

Yeah, it's the mix of these two jokes

[smurfin101]

The funniest parts are the little embellishments, "like a rag doll.. in the bushes" "same song, second verse"

Love it!

[LOLcok]

indeed

[DemonDash]

I like this version...

[Kogen17]

thats awsome

[DangerousBastard]

Good stuff!

[Lorvan]

wow this is the only funny one

[smurfin101]

wow, you're wrong.

[dragonbam93]

Nigga I think your wrong

[smurfin101]

I am a nigga and I know what is funny, just trust me on this one.