Clips: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

[JilLDeLarge]

Phil Caracas is GOD.

[ralfhSkz0]

caralho esse eh o filme mais foda de todos... absolutamente TRASH!!!

[shinobikid27]

WTF

[666supercaca]

the fight with the atheist is just sublime

[punkisALIVEagain]

I wish religion was really this cool. I would go to church every sunday..

[rdouglas41]

Great start for a home brew. Moves a little slow at the end.

[SeksownyDuchowny]

The priest with an Afro rulez ! ;p I like when walking a street and smoke ciggaret ! ;d

[tsartodd]

this movie is pro-tolerance (esp. towards gays), pro-sex (everybody gets laid tonight), pro-wrestling (no pun intended), pro-Mexican, pro-Canada, pro-indie culture, pro-Jesus, and anti-assholes ... what's there NOT to like about it?

[NummerThirteen]

oh wow. there was one with a afro. XD

[SeksownyDuchowny]

0:20 He is the best :)

[largelysubatomic]

This movie is pretty funny for real. You should definitely get baked with some friends before you watch it.

[MovieMadHouse]

best movie since Choodle Mansion chall!

[andoc]

The atheist fight scene is the best part of the movie IMO.

[PaleBunnyBaconEater]

ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAo okay I'm watching I GOTTA WATCH THIS !!!!

[MrTheBunnyHunter]

love that fucking theme song

[orgixvi3]

This is the greatest movie of all time!

[WTFtheyKilledKenny]

Haha, I just saw this on Netflix. BEST MOVIE EVER.

[Necro6662]

Jesus as a kid used to say "my dad can beat up your dad"

[Kayin15]

@Necro6662 And he meant it too.

[MrJumbolegz]

this movie was great!

[bastardjustice]

not funny

[SplendidTats]

"Let's get on with the conversions!"

[chinaboyd]

"Were running low on skin!! I'd suggest we harness up some more lesbians!" XD funniest line ever

[thengvaj500]

ouch to that ear

[pittflyin]

this movie is hilarious lol

[ArmageddonCandle]

This has M. Night written all over it.

[WatchVenusSpa]

Greatest b-movie Canada has ever produced!

[tabrismacbeth]

Okay, so why does Jesus stop looking like Jesus about five minutes into the goddamn movie and turned into the asshole playing him? Anyone else wondering that?

-Tabris

[DejaVoodooDoll]

@tabrismacbeth

If you study the faith seriously, it's clear Jesus looked like an ordinary man. The popular image we have of him, was created hundreds of years after his death. So yeah, it's kind of disappointing, but it's also more realistic...

[aghostisborn]

@DejaVoodooDoll an ordinary man? probably not, considering he was from the middle east. most people would probably say he looked like "a terrorist".

[DejaVoodooDoll]

@aghostisborn

Most Americans, sure. But who said we get to decide what an ordinary man is?

[ilnaras]

Don't mess with Jesus. Jesus is totally metal and if you're a vampire, he'll fuck you up!

Awesome.

[porcubot]

Like five million people come out of the same little Jeep.

[1misstish]

Such blasphemy!

[MishMash987]

2:25 ROFLMFAO PWNED

[zonilo1]

I kick ass for the lord!

[chjrparish1]

@poisonoustea LOL I'm a idiot, u'd be amazed of all the stupid comments I've gotten. I actually thought for a second u were jking, next time leave sarcasm in parenthesis.lol

[chjrparish1]

@poisonoustea get out of here loser, nobody takes that crap seriously, and i don't care to understand that crap either. Great director my ass.lol

And News flash, Good acting is always a relevant in any "GOOD" movie.

[chjrparish1]

Uhhh...

Sun light

+

Vampire

=

Dead Vampire

[dru99i3]

@chjrparish1 The scientist creating the Lesbian Vampires was able to create ones that couldn't be harmed by sunlight. One of the reasons Jesus had to come down to save Montreal. Obviously. ;-)

[itachikun777]

This is the freakiest movie I´ve ever seen!

[akuakuryu]

ahahaha 

[NickelLifetry]

WTF!

[pagoogly]

jesus looks like jason lee at 4:34

[pagoogly]

REVELATION :D lol

[peterbraun78]

Rev 3, 15-16

I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[McBradin]

the movie was fucking awesome. :'D

[chuckbear]

LMAO WTF Jesus Christ Vampire hunter!? the war between Zombies and Vampires will never end

[rob6van1dam9]

omg hahahahaahaha this is fucking hilarious!!!

[Lobezno90]

Who is the girl who appears as subliminally in 4:05 minutes?

[pbol05]

lol i watched this last night. best movie ive ever seen. but i cant tell if its supposed to be a comedy or not?

[pirzol89]

Jesus looks like a Jedi

[Flargenyargen]

This made my brain not work anymore. I'm not sure if that's a bad thing at this point.

[shaochengy]

I got your massage today thanks. Like I said, Lord Jesus is a love able man. Did it said in the bible when he's dead in the cross, fore give them

Father they are do not known what they are doing right. God give us a choice, do good or evil. With out knowing bad thing happen, we are not go to the Father. Ask forgiveness, that is why he's let us play, when we are get tired, we are find the way home, this's world just like a big theather, let's enjoy okay. Be happy and play safe.

[BillKiernan]

@shaochengy "I got your massage today thanks" man, i need a massage right now, my back is stiff.

[rumpwrestler]

@shaochengy I must be jesus because i had some of the best male loving last night and don't even know how that boy could walk after I blessed his anal canal....Walking on water is out of the question for the day.

[irvingthemagnificent]

Wow. Amazingly bad. I mean, this was almost bad enough to make me watch Caprica to escape it.

[shuckins]

@irvingthemagnificent LOL

[shaochengy]

This's video got in my recomment me to watch, in my computer. I think this's video is a joke not real. The lord Jesus is a love able man, have no sing. If those you call vampires ready get close to him. He's have enough power from Heaven, and change those you call vampires to a Sainthood. Because his love is so powerful, remember he said in the bible, some one hit you in the left, give them the right also. Hope you guy don't make a joke like that, his holy spirit still on earth with us.

[blackking1]

It's a comedy for fuck's sake; grow a sense of humour!

[Ethaninja]

@shaocheng The fuck dude? Are you a bible thumper?

[The1Hater]

dude! you cut the hot girl out of the fight scene, too bad.

[MrDipXhit]

wtf.. screw this

[skylar4shurr1]

Jesus vs athiests. Awsomness haha

[delallata]

Unbearable. A real shit.

[trancemusik]

whip yu with my dreads

[dandandamattressman]

body of christ!

[magstoriches]

wow this is chock full of surprises. I especially like 2:40.

[nocturnalmayhem]

BODY OF CHRIST!

[bijeto]

There's a rumor that there's going to be a prequel and that Jesus and Billy Buddha and going to team up and fight the Transvestite Nazis of Miami.

[DragonFire381]

That sounds pretty epic.

[ConsecratedOblivion]

...really?! If so, I'll have to get my hands on it as soon as possible x3

[xSONxOFxCALIFAS]

jesUS pwnED u

[tonioonp]

the coolest thing i've ever seen

[JuiceboxFairy]

lol, weird movie ♥

[SashoMT]

can that song from 1:25 be somewhere to be downloaded? coz' it's damn good!!! :D

[danbarbosa18]

jc roooocks :D

[aservaz]

WTF. This sheet

[khryzalids]

LOL funny

[cenavestrusani]

This shit ain't meant to be funny. THIS IS SRSBSNS

[tsartodd]

this video reminds me of the "Body of Christ" song from South Park.

[tsartodd]

en garde i'll let you try my Messiah style

[tsartodd]

also, Jesus looks like a young Leonard Nimoy -- is God a Vulcan?!?

[billygutter01]

Wu-Tang!

Quality.

[tsartodd]

@billygutter01 Jesus Christ ain't nuthin ta fuck wit!

[billygutter01]

@tsartodd

Shame on a saviour

who  tried to run game

on a saviour -

wu buckwild

luv ya neighbour!

[Hykuya]

If Christianity was this funny I would actually be interested in it xD

[SLCPunker101]

if it were this funny I'd still be a christian.

[sebc2s]

@Hykuya It is :D

[Xoroaster]

Jesus would be very angry with you...

...if he wasn't imaginary. ;-D

[flessested]

Jesus would be very angry with you too :D

[adrianglennbionat]

@flessested LOL

[kefkaga]

People like you should burn in hell for sinning to our lord.

You should watch Boondock saints to see how good our lord id. =P

[hamstergeisha76]

God talking to his son through a bowl of ice cream? WTF?! When was this movie made ( during the psychedelic era)?

[Ghostiet]

Two thousand FUCKING ONE.

Awesome.

[DarkPascual]

Jesus is gonna turn YOUR other cheeck!!!

[moviemonkeys]

1:23 Atheists are like clowns.

[mcmannequin]

omg 1:54

[TheBabbakiller]

And remember...FIVE! Keep the neighboroud alive! (I LOVE THIS MOVIE)

[ArthasvsLeon]

I love this movie too! But can someone please tell me what that "Five Keeps the neighborhood alive!" thing from? I feel ignorant D:

[CountVanAccount]

Jeez this is awesome!

[knicknackssss]

prodused lol

[rhopere]

This is the coolest movie I have EVER seen. Nothing tops this.

[MaxwellPalacki]

2009 release Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

[IanuUPapali]

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[artysmokes]

I thought Jesus was a man of peace. This is crazy. :)

[ThaSnipa41]

DUDE JESUS IS LIKE NEO!!!!

[remino]

@ThaSnipa41 Yes, and he can talk!

[rumpwrestler]

@ThaSnipa41  You mean NEO NERD?

[Inhamep]

@ThaSnipa41 THE ONE

[barney9651]

ProduCed... not prodused.

[SykoSaint]

bowl of cherries LMAO oh yeah i definetly need to go buy this

[BustaMonkey1234]

this is hte type of movie thats isl ike so bad its totally awesome and badd ass. i mean cmon. jesus killing vampires. thats just fucking bad ass

[CrackBadger52]

Yea the fight scenes are so shit they're good. The fight scenes are funny as fuck especially the one where scores of people keep coming out of the one car hahaha.

[BustaMonkey1234]

I know right! its like such a bad movie its just awesome! i bought this movie from a friend for about 4 bucks. but it really is a kick ass movie

[EdofEngland]

hahah that's awesome! Gotta buy asap.

[SpaceHelmetProd]

I did not know what to expect when I bought JCVH on dvd. It's a great independent film.

[4ce2]

wow. nice job.

[jrparri]

The best is when he throws two stakes and hits twelve guys LOL

I love this movie.

[bhallmark]

Seriously, this movie is AWESOME. I had a JCVH viewing party at my house when it first came out (on VHS!)

[EnderTXenocide]

lol i love retards like this!

[childofbodom9266]

i HAVE to see this movie

[MarySeif]

That's fine. All the cool people will be in hell.

[MarySeif]

Yes I do =D <3

[CrackBadger52]

He gave them vampires a christian style ass whoopin

[Axe336]

I ordered the DVD based solely on the title. These clips just prove I made the right decision.

[axeldagur]

This movie is just fantastic cuz its so bad and that makes it hilarious!

[warmecanic]

What the hell is this?... it´s so fucking cool man.

Well done.

[sentharia]

It's Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, just like it says. It's a cheesy B movie made in Ottawa. If you know the capital, you see all kinds of familiar places. It's rather hilarious.

[Doomkin1110]

I'm a born-again Christian, and even I think that was hilarious! Crap on Chuck Norris, Kung-Fu Jesus is coming to town!

[n3vercool1337]

You guys know this was made in 2001, right? xD

No, seriously.

[kablammoman]

I'm a christian and i thought this was hilarious!!

[CyanideStudios]

"Prodused"....produced.

this movie sucked soooo bad...omfg

[Silentbobsbud150]

it was the best movie ever made shh

[CyanideStudios]

....no

[sentharia]

Dude, it's hilarious BECAUSE it sucks. Even more so as an Ottawan.

[theebadnun]

lol the talking bowl of cherries was funny

[Gudgrim]

Omg. I'll just go to hell right now and start paying for my sins. Ok ?

[JikuuNeko]

Let's turn this into a conv.. -I mean debate, about wether god is real or not (and other similar totally "interesting" subjects) shall we? Or we could just watch the movie.

[fabjan]

Watching christians post comments is more entertaining.

[BigCityJonas]

WTF? So if you don't know what happens after death, then, by default, Christianity is true?

[hockechamp14]

you realize that the old testament is just a work of literature. Abraham wrote it based off some ancient egyptian and arabian fables. He just made up god. There is no afterlife. There is no day of judgement.

[Psylliumhead]

Duh, Abraham didn't write anything in the Bible.

[hockechamp14]

you're right, I was taught incorrectly in history class this semester.

[jnorris441]

sarah connor will stop judgement day

[librariannz]

I know, he get's real pissed aye. He kicked my dog and raped my sister once.

[999Burek666]

lololololol!

[bartaustin]

if Jesus Christ killing vampires isn't funny then i don't know what is

[ienjoyopium]

Oh, mellow out. If there was a god, I'd like to think he'd have a sense of humor and could laugh at this.

[lobontek]

Freakin' Fantastic!!!!!

[aztecvampress]

I wonder what Jesus' middle name was... From now on his middle name is Billy-bob-jo-markness!

[caohrc]

uhm yeah i loved it... one of the best films i've ever seen <3, and about this intro song, it must be everbody get laid tonight.. hm, can someone send me this song? I looked in the stores but i don't find the soundtracks for the movie.. QQ

[Gudgrim]

I can probably let you "listen to" the song i so dearly paid cash for. But you can't have it. That would be illegal :P haha

[caohrc]

i know :3 i got it already :x

[DeviousShred]

erac tnod i tub suomehpsalb si siht

[bijeto]

I hear in the sequel Jesus battles The Radioactive Lesbian Mafia.

[Anarkikus]

LOL!!!!!

[Christuhfur]

ProduCed not ProduSed...moron.

[Gudgrim]

I rely must be a moron :S At least if you say so. Next time I'll come to you for grammar check. Ok?

[kbtreturns]

the plot is almost irrelevant - it's just a great spoof of martial arts/vampire movies! :D

[L4E1916]

Gudgrim pierdol sie kurwo poganska !!!!!

[Gudgrim]

Roughly translated to english your saying:

"Gudgrim, fuck you whore pagan!"

Well, I's wrote "pogańska".

You see the "ń" ? Next time you should use it :)

[boredncali]

I really want to see this movie. My friend told me about it and I thought it was funny.

[gnapgnapgnap]

hey there my friend made the puppet in the film and operatted the puppet in the movie cool to to see this clip on youtube this film is from ottawa ont.canada

[ladyeridan]

Best vampire movie EVAR.

The ranting religious guy at the beginning of the actual movie totally makes it.

[ferraridriver16]

i'm catholic, and that is hilarious! ^_^

[hallal55]

um does anytone think its " rude" to dress up as jesus for haloween or just in genreal for like a play movie or anything, not making fun of him but just to look like him, (people say oh u look liek jesus withur long hair and beart, u should dress like him for aday for laughs) anyone think thats rude, and insulting towards chrsitianity? please let me no

[Gudgrim]

thats not rude. Some Christians may think it's "blaspheme" but most people only laugh and think it's fun. I have many Christian friends, and they all laughed when one of them came dressed like Jesus last Halloween.

So go out and have fun.

[hallal55]

thanks, thats what iwas thinking to, but somone thought it was insulting lol, but its not insulting unless your being insulting when your dressing up, good videos man, made me laugh!

[Gudgrim]

There will always be someone who tinks it's insulting, but they need to take a chill pill.

Thanks, to bad the resolution of the uplode is bad. So just type "&fmt=18" at the end and it will get better.

[via320]

Vampires under the sunlight? Come on people!

[sweetescape12]

yeah but they are 21st centuary vampires and, as the trailer says, they cant be stopped by the sun but the son of god.

[VegetarianVampire666]

How come holy people always win? I think I should baracade myself in my shed (my parents are religious)... Ok ... I'm scared...

[christopherxcarnage]

one of the best movies I've ever seen.

[Gudgrim]

Hahaha, You suck. :)