am i the only one who thought it was 'conversation' not 'conservations' with his father? xD because i dont talk about that with my father...apart from the cookies
@BobCMcDonald Oh hello please You can call me "DJ Not Nice" I run a drycleaning service in Detroit You want black-belt? Ten dollar cash? No ticket, no laundry! Here we go! If you think I'm Chinese I be like "Ninja please!" My people come from China but we not from beijing With my ninja-supplies I catch you by surprise! I throw my ninja dagger! Hit you between the eyes! I teach you tai-kwan-do You come to my condo I cook up crack you smoke You think I be some joke
DANG IT. My brother has this on the top of our screen (IDK why) so if I wanna quicker way to get to youtube, I gotta listen to like, a couple of seconds of this crap. DANG IT!
Note: Chef John would be holding his rolling pin over their heads the entire time; while the others are waving their fists at the guilty ones, as THEY are yelling at them! Finally, when the cookies ARE done, cooled, and given out to the other monsters in the kitchen -- Chef John: "OK, you two; that about does it. GIT!!!"
Chef John: "YOU are going to bake ANOTHER batch of cookies for the REST of us; since YOU ALREADY HAD YOURS, obviously! AND, I am going to STAND OVER YOU, to make sure that you do it RIGHT!"
Cookie: "Oh. Me thought he go easy on first-time offender!"
Cookie's Dad: "Well, son, I guess we deserve it."
Chef John: "WELL WHAT ARE YOU MUTTERING ABOUT?! LET'S GET GOING!!!"
Everyone else: "YEAH!!! GET GOING, WE'RE HUNGRY!!!"
4:04. I remember quite a few times when I used to hog all the cookies (or other food) in my younger life; and having to pay the piper for it! I'm still paying for it to this day: for instance, I always go totally out of my way to make sure that I'm absolutely dead-last in line, whenever it comes time for communion or anointings at church; or serving myself at potluck gatherings, or other mealtime functions! -- at least as far as is humanly possible, anyway.
At first I thought when they were smelling the cookies they were smelling a fart or possibly a toilet backing up. Then when cookie monster said "I'm catching your drift" I thought he meant it was a fart!
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR Cookie Monster, I just wrote this letter to inform you that you should get your eyes,blood, and sugar checked...your eyes because every time you say something they bounce in different directions...your blood and sugar because you might have diabetes!! P.S. There is such thing as a limit cookie monster!
@TheHumbleTinkerer Actually, the Muppets came first in 1954. Sesame Street was concieved in 1966. Kermit is one of the oldest Muppets, created in 1955 (Rowlf, I believe, is older)
@TheHumbleTinkerer Because Jim Henson owned the whole Kit & Kaboodle! Characters from Sesame Street made appearances (Big Bird in Season 3) on 'The Muppet Show', and there's at least 1 tv special that brings them all together.
Cookie monster's father fucked Mrs. cookie monster and out popped little cookie monster. Read while Mr. Cookie monster is talking. It's friggen hilarious
cookie monster is still around, but i doubt they'd give him a sketch this long on today's sesame street. nowadays sesame street should really be called elmo's world! i still think it's the best thing on television for kids, my baby and i watch it almost daily.
Cookie Monster must be Greek. The father has a thick Greek accent.
au574 6 hours ago
am i the only one who thought it was 'conversation' not 'conservations' with his father? xD because i dont talk about that with my father...apart from the cookies
ibecookielover 1 week ago
teaching kids to steal ^^
malvard20 2 weeks ago
Chef John is Kevin Clash and whose perform the 3 monsters?
cellokid 4 weeks ago
Don't hurt Cookie monster! I love him!
Gervig91 1 month ago
Cookie Monsters Dad sounds like the Monster Cookie. They're probably voiced by the same person.
HeavyMetalRocker95 2 months ago
@HeavyMetalRocker95
They are... Jerry Nelson... who also voices Herry... the Count... and many others
DakariKingMykan 1 month ago
Poor Cookie
cstoczyn 2 months ago
GO JOHNNY!!!!
cstoczyn 2 months ago
Where's Chef John's Wife When You Need Her?
She Was Supposed To Be Performed By Camille Bonora!
cstoczyn 2 months ago
HUZZAH!!!!
cstoczyn 2 months ago
FTW
cstoczyn 2 months ago
LOL
cstoczyn 2 months ago
It's about a monster and his DAD-DY!! LOVE IT!!!
XFiles1993 2 months ago
Me going as COOKIE MONSTER fro Halloween :3 Nom nom
aliving666 3 months ago
Me here pop me here pop me here pop!! LMFAO!!
XFiles1993 3 months ago
Frank Oz- Cookie Monster
Jerry Nelson- Cookie's Pop
Kevin Clash- Chef John
Joey Mazzarino- Green Monster
Martin P. Robinson- Tan Monster
David Rudman- Purple Monster
jimhenson100 3 months ago
@jimhenson100 Right
cstoczyn 2 months ago
Thats not his name. This is a parody of Masterpiece Theater, and the host on there's name is Alister Cooke.
HatakeSage 3 months ago
@HatakeSage O I C
cstoczyn 2 months ago
they are so short.......whoa....
lenababii16 3 months ago
@lenababii16 OMG!
cstoczyn 2 months ago
"EAT COOKIES OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!"
Barcafcpony4 3 months ago
Sooooooo preachy! Sooooooo lame!
happyhessian 3 months ago
sure with a preschooler. of course ;)
BobCMcDonald 4 months ago
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@BobCMcDonald Oh hello please You can call me "DJ Not Nice" I run a drycleaning service in Detroit You want black-belt? Ten dollar cash? No ticket, no laundry! Here we go! If you think I'm Chinese I be like "Ninja please!" My people come from China but we not from beijing With my ninja-supplies I catch you by surprise! I throw my ninja dagger! Hit you between the eyes! I teach you tai-kwan-do You come to my condo I cook up crack you smoke You think I be some joke
varcolac5 3 months ago
@varcolac5 did you come up with this yourself lmaooo? or is this someone else's rhyme
mrcash193 2 months ago
@mrcash193 all mine
varcolac5 2 months ago
@mrcash193 IDK
cstoczyn 2 months ago
Those cookies were for us! YEAH!
TheDarkThunder 4 months ago
If water go down the train, then we're ALL FUCKED
Galentw 4 months ago
Why doesn't cookie monster's dad just call him sid??? =D
GintamaFreak99 4 months ago
DANG IT. My brother has this on the top of our screen (IDK why) so if I wanna quicker way to get to youtube, I gotta listen to like, a couple of seconds of this crap. DANG IT!
SiliconAvitar 4 months ago
If you listen closely you can hear the theme song to Rocky and Bullwinkle. (the headphones are key!)
88Psychic 4 months ago
The guy reads Hamlet but he doesn't know that you drink water?
PuppetMask 5 months ago
I actually thought when he said "that unmistakable smell" he meant a gas leak and the house was gonna explode...
sawfan25 5 months ago 11
cookie monster is flabby =P
PaperBagMachette 5 months ago
Wate
MegaDanikiller 5 months ago
@Rubofrubo wish i had that name
thebassistsoldier 5 months ago
what a retarded home to live in ;o
tomsitoms 5 months ago
hahaha.lol
cursegrindattack 5 months ago
lol i thought they were about to say oh shit at 4:15 lol hahaha
p0giboi 5 months ago
cookie
Yousif9599 5 months ago
cookie monster is so cool
Yousif9599 5 months ago
Oh my....it sounds like he's having a lot of fun with those cookies at the beginning 0.o
WolfenBlitzer 5 months ago 2
COOKIES!!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM.
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jimhenson100 5 months ago
Note: Chef John would be holding his rolling pin over their heads the entire time; while the others are waving their fists at the guilty ones, as THEY are yelling at them! Finally, when the cookies ARE done, cooled, and given out to the other monsters in the kitchen -- Chef John: "OK, you two; that about does it. GIT!!!"
rayandreina 5 months ago
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@rayandreina O I C
cstoczyn 4 months ago
The most likely punishment:
Cookie: "What you going to do?"
Chef John: "YOU are going to bake ANOTHER batch of cookies for the REST of us; since YOU ALREADY HAD YOURS, obviously! AND, I am going to STAND OVER YOU, to make sure that you do it RIGHT!"
Cookie: "Oh. Me thought he go easy on first-time offender!"
Cookie's Dad: "Well, son, I guess we deserve it."
Chef John: "WELL WHAT ARE YOU MUTTERING ABOUT?! LET'S GET GOING!!!"
Everyone else: "YEAH!!! GET GOING, WE'RE HUNGRY!!!"
(LOL!)
rayandreina 5 months ago
4:04. I remember quite a few times when I used to hog all the cookies (or other food) in my younger life; and having to pay the piper for it! I'm still paying for it to this day: for instance, I always go totally out of my way to make sure that I'm absolutely dead-last in line, whenever it comes time for communion or anointings at church; or serving myself at potluck gatherings, or other mealtime functions! -- at least as far as is humanly possible, anyway.
rayandreina 5 months ago
14 people are ashamed of Cookie Monsters bad table manners.
FinalTallgeese 5 months ago
Cookie Monsters om nom nom om nom noise is my ringtone
OldNewsThinker 5 months ago
At first I thought when they were smelling the cookies they were smelling a fart or possibly a toilet backing up. Then when cookie monster said "I'm catching your drift" I thought he meant it was a fart!
XD
Edna13Darkling 6 months ago
Cookie Monster's father sounds like Peter Falk.
Hadleyrb 6 months ago
lol i immediately thought of obama's autobiography when I saw the title
MissAdelissa 6 months ago in playlist Bubba
My god...... Joe Paterno was Cookie Monster's dad all along!
appstatefanRS 6 months ago
Or were once a Preschooler....
SwiftCracker 6 months ago
There's just one more very important thing to save - our furry blue hides lol how can anybody try to claim that Sesame Street was only for children.
wiggyandtee 6 months ago
@wiggyandtee I know! This show was appealing to EVERYBODY.
bloopybobtheturtle 6 months ago
Well.....looks like the cookie monster will never turn the water on again!
angel5oo5 6 months ago
I love cookie monster :D
Thatstheonlyway1 6 months ago
Did I just learn good parenting skills from a children cartoon?
Meowzi 6 months ago
How can anyone not like this?! It's called having a childhood people!
holdmeupbreakyoudown 6 months ago 3
lol like father like son
bubbleslove226 7 months ago 30
@bubbleslove226 Too right! lol The intro is fucking hilarious! I laughed my big fat ass off!!!!!! XD
chrisstrudley 7 months ago
@bubbleslove226 *sniff* It's a father & son moment.
shadowfox1383 5 months ago
aaaw so cute...both off them!
chrisstrudley 7 months ago
0:54 tonight we dine in hell!!!!!!
TheRedSuchomimus 7 months ago
I wish my tv made that noise when I turn it on and off...
Wuffy34 7 months ago 4
Ugh... now I'm in the mood for cookies.
scryedzxp 7 months ago
did he say our furry blue behinds at 4:35?????
Jamusx 7 months ago
@Jamusx furry blue hides so basicly yes lol.
class06moon 7 months ago
Am I the only one who thinks Cookie's dad sounds like he's got a Yiddish accent?
MissBarghest 7 months ago
My nickname in preschool was Cookie monster, but i don't know why........ Now that i think about it he does look a lot like me........Hmmmm....
InsertCoinPlzzz 7 months ago
Is that 'Magilla Gorilla'?
Tanyableu 7 months ago
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR Cookie Monster, I just wrote this letter to inform you that you should get your eyes,blood, and sugar checked...your eyes because every time you say something they bounce in different directions...your blood and sugar because you might have diabetes!! P.S. There is such thing as a limit cookie monster!
Misteerain 7 months ago
"Son...we need water to drink, and to cook with, and to wash in. If water go down the drain... there be no water left"
"Oooo. Gee pop what do we do now"
"Son...(dramatic pause) We got to turn off faucet"
zolicon 7 months ago 3
im going out to play ¡¡ i though he had like 30 yers old lol
ifunny05 7 months ago
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jimhenson100 7 months ago
did they just say "Geoff Johns"? The comic writer?
bofotm100 8 months ago
cookiemonster is litt retarded
kroonaf 8 months ago
LOL like father like son!
marinaisabelx3 8 months ago
Wait so is muppets a spin off of sesame street or is the frog just a guest star?
TheHumbleTinkerer 8 months ago
@TheHumbleTinkerer Actually, the Muppets came first in 1954. Sesame Street was concieved in 1966. Kermit is one of the oldest Muppets, created in 1955 (Rowlf, I believe, is older)
Tanyableu 7 months ago
@Tanyableu ........ then why does kermit make an appearance in this show if its a separate series?
TheHumbleTinkerer 7 months ago
@TheHumbleTinkerer Because Jim Henson owned the whole Kit & Kaboodle! Characters from Sesame Street made appearances (Big Bird in Season 3) on 'The Muppet Show', and there's at least 1 tv special that brings them all together.
Tanyableu 7 months ago
Why was there going to be a party where Cookie Monster wasn't invited at his own house?
iansquirrel 8 months ago 4
you gonna have bright future as plumber..hahahaha
chichiweh 8 months ago
lol, awesome they broke into Beethoven's 5th
eightbitgnosis 8 months ago
0:28 onwards sounds so disturbing.
SoundsofRuneScape 8 months ago 3
@SoundsofRuneScape lmao cookie monsters grunting sounds lol
siduckey 8 months ago
Run Cookie Run! lol
ap2152002 8 months ago
like father like son lol
matanuialive2010 9 months ago
one of the books should have said mach ado about munching
cavalierfan1995 9 months ago
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cstoczyn 9 months ago
Dad wears glasses. STILL has googly eye
nani201 9 months ago 3
Frank Oz- Cookie Monster
Jerry Nelson- Cookie's Pop
Kevin Clash- Chef John
Joey Mazzarino- Green Monster
Fran Brill- Tan Monster
David Rudman- Purple Monster
jimhenson100 9 months ago
@jimhenson100 Actually,The Tan Monster Is Performed By Martin P. Robinson
cstoczyn 4 months ago
Dat is Dadsan, san. :D
sargentpil 9 months ago
lol wait... Cookie Monster's first name is Alistair? I guess fighting the darkspawn is his second job.
theFaerieChild 10 months ago
AAAHH FATHER N SON BONDING...ONE OF THE JOYS OF LIFE. LOL
casualman05 10 months ago
Oh, I wish this was on when I was a kid...
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Cymru396 10 months ago
for more on conservation search....marcel's energy......
NewEnergySavingTips 10 months ago
like father like son lol
31jessica3 10 months ago
why is everyone else up in the cookie monsters house
OneTimeFriends 10 months ago
Every time I come in from school now I am going to go " Me here pop me here pop me here pop me here!!"
HanghojLisa 10 months ago
Chef John Sounds like Black dog of Muppet Treasure island. Dosen't He?
jimhenson100 10 months ago
0:26 SKOOZ MEH XD
runway34r 10 months ago
You're gonna have nice future as... plumber. hahahahaha :P
Monolithan666 10 months ago
imagine ur alone. the cookie monster appears, chases you down a hallway. screaming cookie, in a never ending hall
HelghastSon 10 months ago
LOL Cookie Monsters father sounds jewish to me.
freestylegreek 10 months ago
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obaidable 11 months ago
Cookie Monster's Pop sounds Like Mad Monty of Muppet Treasure Island. Dosen't He?
jimhenson100 11 months ago
bad drip sync
jonasldg 11 months ago
those 14 bastards never ate cookies?damn
pas74ever 11 months ago
only one thing to do... EAT COOKIES!!!!!
Coldplayyyy1234 11 months ago
NOMITY NOM NOM :D
4Stardoll 11 months ago
pause at 4:07
Perocramer 1 year ago
lol save our furry blue hids x)
japlman77 1 year ago
I love at how the beginning, CM goes all OM NOM NOM NOM
stratikeo 1 year ago
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jimhenson100 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you thought cookie monSter Farted ;p
mrxfhd 1 year ago
wonderful father and son moment after 3:45
Leprechaunhouse 1 year ago
The Rocky and Bullwinkle theme? Over something that ISN'T Rocky and Bullwinkle?
MarioZone69 1 year ago
@MarioZone69 Where did you hear the Rocky and Bullwinkle theme? I didn't hear it?
disneyrangerblue02 1 year ago
@disneyrangerblue02 It starts at 2:24 Listen very carefully.
MarioZone69 1 year ago
Chef John and the other 3 monsters didn't have to be so hard on Cookie Monster and his dad.
andrewcolinwilson 1 year ago
Chef John sounds like an angry Hoots the Owl.
Muppetbro1234 1 year ago
"This Alistair Cookie saying... WHOAAAAA!" Haha!
zacandtaylorrule 1 year ago 2
Frank Oz is Cookie Monster. He sounds like Animal and Sam the Eagle From the Muppet Show.
jimhenson100 1 year ago
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jimhenson100 1 year ago
4:16 Caught papa cookie swearing
" oh shit its chefff "
TheCleardeath 1 year ago
"What that thing you forgot to save?"
"Our furries hides."
Lol. Cookie for the win.
pokeplayer935 1 year ago
swastika at 0:22
kruppenstein 1 year ago
Cookie's Dad: Son, me forgot one thing very important to save.
Cookie: What that one thing very important to save?
Cookie's Dad; Our furry, blue hides! Run!
steer500 1 year ago
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steer500 1 year ago
join cookie monsters group on facebook
dagreedo98 1 year ago
...he invited his son over...to close the tap :| and to turn off the tv? :|
FS3K 1 year ago
That song in the beginning made me want to sit in a cushioned rocking chair and sip tea with my pinky high in the air and talk in a english accent.
CallMeHotChocolate1 1 year ago 42
@CallMeHotChocolate1 LOL!!!!!!!!!!
sarr6 1 year ago 2
who thought the cookie monster was having sex at the beginning?
10mg098 1 year ago 3
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10mg098 1 year ago
12 people got chased by muppets lol!
Doglover1659 1 year ago 11
like father like son wahaha ^,
andiie2oo9 1 year ago
The Cookie Monster Family: completely normal. Except during mealtimes.
IANOYTYK 1 year ago
...why is that TV show making Rockey and Bullwinkle noises?
LordOregano 1 year ago
Water bill and Electric bill Cookie Monster's business, no one else's.
YoDudeRock 1 year ago
ME DO IT, ME DO IT, ME DO IT, ME DO IT, ME DO IT, there, like that pop? yes, nice work son, you gonna have great future as plumber. lol
dmackendog 1 year ago
COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MegaGameboy1000 1 year ago
Rehab for both of them!
Ailiner 1 year ago 3
I would love to see Cookie Monster's family's Thanksgiving dinner.
LivesInCastlevania 1 year ago
@LivesInCastlevania it would be a big mound of cookie dough with sliced roll of cookies around the sides of it. along with small cookie apitizers
Nicholasdude187 1 year ago
Cookie Monster prepares kids to like Death Metal vocals :D
GeorgeTzif 1 year ago 3
the dad sounds asian
LiLJoK3R97 1 year ago 95
@LiLJoK3R97 no
schemer1991 1 year ago
@LiLJoK3R97 He even looks like he's right out of an old martial arts film, with his mouth movements :D
DickSimmons2 7 months ago
Cookie Monster's Daddy's heart is definetely in the right place here.
disneynut06 1 year ago 2
Has anybody noticed that when they're eating cookies, they look like savages?
EgyptionLollipop 1 year ago
Has anynody noticed that cookie monster and his dad look like savages when eating cookies?
EgyptionLollipop 1 year ago
!!
Wa?
Son!
Wa?
HAhahahahahaha I just loop it over and over and can't stop
ruderrrr 1 year ago
Cookie Monster was always my favourite ...pure genious xD
ruderrrr 1 year ago
At first I thought it was just a humorous misuse of words, but "Conservations" was deliberate. Heh. Clever.
Jinggley 1 year ago 3
@metal66674 wowowow!! stop coursing. kids watch this O_o
cristixyz 1 year ago 2
@metal66674
yeap
TotalGraffiti 1 year ago
cookie monster's dad is german? he sounds like pinochio's dad
kolaidman67 1 year ago
@kolaidman67 Isnt geppetto italian, not german?
iheartthemaxx 1 year ago
@iheartthemaxx im pretty sure he was german, just judging by the accent
kolaidman67 1 year ago
3:31 :P
13videoboy12 1 year ago
only one thing to do ... EAT COOKIES!
TheAllGreatMonoblos 1 year ago
Cookie monster's father fucked Mrs. cookie monster and out popped little cookie monster. Read while Mr. Cookie monster is talking. It's friggen hilarious
TotalGraffiti 1 year ago
cookie monster is still around, but i doubt they'd give him a sketch this long on today's sesame street. nowadays sesame street should really be called elmo's world! i still think it's the best thing on television for kids, my baby and i watch it almost daily.
Alyluz222 1 year ago
OM NOM NOM NOM... good texture ... OM NOM NOM NOM
rkkim 1 year ago
@rkkim that's what SHE said
el6caballo6oscuro6 1 year ago
I think that new show Bleep My Dad says was loosely based on this.
Drpluv187 1 year ago
yannoo this would be more likely to get kids to save energy then givin em classes on it :L
Vampiricshow 1 year ago
I,ve heard that his cholesterol was thru the roof ! Iguess he had to change his diet.
theholyfather1 1 year ago
Now Cookie Monster is supposed to say he likes cookies after eating good food first, why can't they leave a classic alone. Parent's today suck!
djp51008 1 year ago 76
@djp51008 I cant agree more WHY THEY GOTTA RUIN OUR TV?
mysim20 1 year ago
@djp51008 The parents of today are the kids who grew up with cookie monster. Where do you think they went wrong?
Jesyy 11 months ago
@Jesyy they don't remember what it was like to be a kid.
djp51008 10 months ago
@djp51008 ummmmm dude, not sure how to break this to you, but that shit started in the 80's :P
1937773 10 months ago