Brooke Alvarez Teaches Us How To Deal With Uninformed People

[slowmopoke]

Morgan Richard Tsvangira is the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe

[ladawg81]

23 people are uninformed

[bamboozel1234]

milf

[lazyperfectionist1]

23 people don't know who the prime minister of Zimbabwe is.

Sorry. It was just sitting there.

[cnralph]

Brooke, the stinging metals are a constant reminder that I have indeed touched you. I have not washed this face in 24 days since you chose to touch me. I did get a nice piece of hair, I even got a sniff of your perfect scent. Oh Brooke, you made my day. You made my day.

[itsthatsebguy93]

Thats so weird my name is Sebastian and i don't know who the Prime minister of Zimbabwe is!!

[MSXPERTFOX]

And i Quote " If I found a nude phone of Brook Alvarez I would beat my sausage night and day till i died of strangulation." - Bill Clinton

[gamerunknown]

I link them to Noam Chomsky

[dharmaatdawn]

@gamerunknown hahahahah very good idea!!! can never get it wrong w Chomsky!!!

[steelydrwu]

Jimbobway is in Michigan right?

[jef108]

very possible, and it will have followed the US, like in many other things. Thanks alot :)

[LORDOFINIQUITY]

Okay, but how do you talk to the ridiculously misintormed brainwash victims who watch Fox "News" commentators?

[krunkaintdead69]

So who here actually knows who the PRIME MINISTER of Zimbabwe is without looking it up? And its not Robert Mugabe, He's the president. And no I didnt know either.

[zippomage]

@krunkaintdead69 if they have a president, then they probably don't have a prime minister.

[krunkaintdead69]

@zippomage no they have a prime minister.

[klm4298]

@zippomage You know so much about political systems.

[zippomage]

@klm4298 LIES!

[LakASambooodee]

Hate it when people do that. Only kids say something like that and get away without a nice smack to their face.

[amirul264]

Annoys me how this actually really happens a lot... informed people should inform the uninformed. If one ask his friend whether he know certain thing or not, he should at least tell him the right information, rather than keeping him being ignorant and laughing stock.

[kyebean]

wow I guess you can get 120 likes for just repeating the exact joke in the video..... aren't people intelligent?

[keyfamily]

B-but she only gave an example! I want to know how to deal with the misinformed in any situation.

[FengxianLeTerrible]

damn, man...i guess you shouldnt approach her

[KonsharPaHuvet]

I had a similar conversation with Herman Cain the other month.. He responded by saying he doesn't need to know about uzbeckibeckistan"

[Ambiguos3]

Ugh, I know someone who does this I often think kicking her axx will get her to see how annoying it is. lol

[cjdeck1]

BAHAHA HEY TSVANGIRAI. THIS LITTLE FUCKER DOESN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

[Sounds4theInfowar]

Brooke I tried to find nude photos of you but there are not any on the web.

Could you send me some?

Thanks!

[aliofisher]

does she have extra vertabrea?

[ctw005]

DAT NECK

[Kirkzzy]

@ctw005 Dammit... you just did that thing (was in How I Met Your Mother) where you pointed out a flaw in someone and now I will always notice it.

[Summoningz]

@ctw005 MEGA DEEPTHROAT!

[roger1anderson]

my name is sebastian.... that felt weird

[Fangtorn]

@roger1anderson HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE IS??? HAHAHA FUCKING RETARD EVERYBODY KNOW IT'S-

Em...

[roger1anderson]

@Fangtorn its Robert Mugabe she asked for the prime minister retard -_-

[Fangtorn]

@roger1anderson Obvious joke was obvious...

[Redlocokixx]

@Fangtorn do you know what happen to the country of Zimbabwe, if you don't know you well see what's going to happen here In USA.

[AurigaV2]

So, uh, who IS the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe?

[C4Vendetta]

@AurigaV2 The Prime Minister of Zimbabwe is Morgan Tsvangira

[AssyrianRebel1]

@C4Vendetta Bet you had to google that.

I had no idea myself, I knew Mugabe was the president, but seriously who keeps up with the government cabinet members of every country.

And of course I only knew about Mugabe because he's so infamously tyrannical, I have a 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwe dollar note in my wallet in fact.

[Nielsen700]

Giraffe.

[boottops]

The President dosen't care who the Prime Minister is, so why should I.

[aaronpolitical]

Oh I thought this said "uniformed people", like cops....

[Loftworthy]

@aaronpolitical No no, it says "uninformed people". You know, like cops.

[aaronpolitical]

@Loftworthy Oh! It's so...clear...to me now!

So, either way, it's referring to cops? Got it!

[Ghost10251]

This is immature and has a negative impact on other people, this idea should not be promoted.

[andrespereyda]

can i kiss you?

[minjod]

That's how europeans are used to talking to americans.

[Mineav]

@minjod Canadians, too.

[cnralph]

@minjod Funny, I remember bailing your sorry ass' out two world wars.

[Darusdei]

@cnralph funny indeed. was it the u.s. who marched to berlin or was it the russians?

it seems i haven't watched nearly enough hollywood movies to compete with you.

[cnralph]

@Darusdei Tell me who liberated Belgium, France, Luxembourg, Italy? Wasn't that the US? How much of that was the Russians. Seems to me that the Russians mainly just helped themselves. Maybe you should watch some Hollywood movies. While you're at it, pick up a history book because I don't recall the Russians taking part in any European battles that didn't involve Germany.

[Darusdei]

@cnralph tell you who? the allies? which you so convienently forget.

u.s. fought less than 15% of german military. the u.s. european campaign was minor skirmish compared to the eastern front.

[cnralph]

@Darusdei Logic and you don't go well together, do they?

[Darusdei]

@cnralph well if you have trouble understanding the difference of eu and europe i would stop talking about logic...

but no you have to start talking from your ass, because after all you're from america right? exactly lol...

[cnralph]

@Darusdei I said nothing about EU and europe. That just goes to show how much of a narcissitic dumbfuck you are. We are all dumber now for listening to your nonsense. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

[nightkraawler]

@minjod you left out ''in Europe.''

[nightkraawler]

@minjod btw, its ok , you baltics shouldnt reaaally consider yourselves european anyway, you have no idea how to treat each other , let alone guests.

[zeppelin2224]

@minjod it's funny cuz Europe is the one about to collapse... not America

[jef108]

@zeppelin2224 nót America? Let's see about that in a few years...

[zeppelin2224]

@jef108 Yes we'll see, but by then Europe will be a dystopian wasteland.

[Darusdei]

@zeppelin2224 a continent is about to collapse? yeah that would be funny.

[zeppelin2224]

@Darusdei it's not going to be funny. Millions of people will suffer.

[Darusdei]

@zeppelin2224 yes the suffering of people isn't funny but then again u.s. already has millions of people in poverty and tent cities.

i don't quite see how you can equate a few countries having economic trouble to "europe is falling"

[zeppelin2224]

@Darusdei the amount of poverty in the US is less than the amount of poverty in all other countries. Plus, it's relatively easy to escape poverty in America.

Europe is in deep economic trouble, deeper than ours right now. Countries such as Greece, Italy and Spain all spend too much, produce and work too little. What's more, their people riot when reasonable cuts are made by the socialists in power. It might not be tommorrow, but within 10 years Europe will suffer another collapse.

[Darusdei]

@zeppelin2224 less than the ammount of all other countries? what's that even supposed to mean? there is rather large percentage in the u.s. living under the poverty line...

few countries in europe are having serious economic trouble, does that mean whole europe will collapse? lol no...

you're just parroting the same mantra from the 60's. back then americans laughed that europe will fall under 10years...

[zeppelin2224]

@Darusdei The "poverty line" in America is a much different standard of living than the poverty lines of other countries. Very few Americans know what real poverty is like.

The whole EU won't suffer a full fledged collapse. But the collapse of a few countries will have serious ramifications for the rest of the world, especially fellow EU members. The ill-advised bailouts will compound the negative effects. Btw, the 70's were a lot worse for EU than the 60's, Cons saved them= Thatcher

[Darusdei]

@zeppelin2224 i know how poverty is measured and you comparing yourself to poor / thirdworld countries isn't exactly an excuse for it.

the whole eu is a stupid idea to begin with. first it was "better trade" now it's turning out to be just another corrupt united states with lobbying...

[321cheeseman]

@minjod What the hell is a "europeans"?

[Darusdei]

@321cheeseman bunch of angry kids who don't get along

[klm4298]

@minjod I usually don't embarrass people for not knowing some irrelevant fact simply because they're American. I don't understand the point of your comment.

[BRYAN351]

@minjod Americans hold their nose when they talk to Europeans.

[jeremyshambles]

not a good direction for the onion, i sense a bit of nepotism is assisting this mildly amusing c-actress in supplementing her finances...

[midstarify]

hahaha

[evildoctorbluetooth]

And thats how sue Cs it.

[greekperson0305]

Morgan Tsvangirai won't add me as a friend on Facebook, so I can't get his number. How am I supposed to call him?

[PrometheanRunGood]

I didn't know giraffes read the news.

[TheIr0nMike]

This is why Brooke Alvarez is my dream woman <3

[epayne6]

My God WHAT A BITCH!!!

I think I'm in love.

[deadmeat343]

I dont know who Brooke Alvarez is, and im willing to shout that too!

[HoneiiDiiva]

I feel more "stupider" after watching this video. I'm so uninformed.

[iaMyla]

I just realized im a bitch when it comes to this :o

[Lopiuo]

Yes!!!! MORE Onion!!!!!

[recaked]

I love you Brooke Alvarez *___*

[DonReba]

Tried it. Morgan and I had a good laugh over it.

[iannetta11]

Zimbabwe Dollars = Federal Reserve Notes.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

So...yeah.

I'm uninformed, apparently.

[francispelletier]

How many of you actually checked who was the president of Zimbabue ? :)

[SuperLink517]

Hahah, stinging nettles

[MikkoTV]

that is one long neck

[smashbeans]

lol

[Hiei102493]

If this process was followed more often, famous people would be getting thousands of phone calls every day.

[Blargaldalien]

I have wished to ask Brooke a question.

But they get flagged every time.

[kljMN2]

I'm going to use this advice in regards to Fox News Channel... LOL

[piratecheese13]

Morgan Richard Tsvangirai for those who are uninformed

[R3dp055um]

@piratecheese13

Huh, you got me there. I was thinking Mugabe, but you're right. Mugabe is President; Tsvangirai is PM.

Rhodesia isn't what it used to be.

[razalin]

This isn't new, did this get re-uploaded?

[orph0borph]

Crap now i gotta look up who the prime minister of zimbabwe is....

[Jeremiah2450]

I'd give her raspberries on her gordita.

[THECOMMENTER10000]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I do the same thing with my friends. I ask them who the president of Sudan is, then when they all can't give me the correct answer, I call Omar al-Bashir and tell him that my friends don't know he is president of Sudan. Then Omar and I just have the darndest laughs.

[QueenofAntarctica]

@THECOMMENTER10000 For some reason I found this funny, even though you pretty much just repeated what she said. I think it was your use of the word "darndest"

[fezan84]

@THECOMMENTER10000 lololol

[NobodysOffTheHook]

@THECOMMENTER10000 ROFL

[loqutor]

*ignores the first twelve seconds* Brooke Alvarez, will you marry me?

[johammbass]

Lol, like the Keynesians

Ron Paul 2012!!!

[Malegnius]

Oh yeah, I totally knew who Morgan Tsvangirai was!

[sebzavoico]

WHOA. my name is sebastian!!! holy crap that scared me. especially since i dont know who the prime minister of zimbabwe is....

[GalexOwns]

LMAO

[gerfall]

I want to see a long dick going down that throat.

[kidq26x1]

@gerfall LMFAO FAP FAP FAP

[blacksncommercials]

love it, LOL

[TheJamon79]

My friend's name is Sebastian. I'm sending this video to him.

[meryanlol]

new onion comic network!!! 20b. o r g

[Spanky00Cheeks]

I had a good laugh with Morgan Richard Tsvangirai.

[JAOSvids]

Poor Sebastian.

[SagaciousSilence]

*Goes to Google who the prime minister of Zimbabwe is...*

[carsonj85]

Why not...

[BrytaPlanka]

I wish I tried this when I took incoming calls for computer support. =)

[ggihanni1]

Is it just me, or does Brooke have a really long neck?

[BrytaPlanka]

She seems to be such a humble and gentle person... xD

[SirSebastianWang]

Now I feel stupid.

[ba3cool]

Morgan Richard Tsvangirai.

There, I just saved your uninformed plebeian asses from Googling it.

[Bugside]

@ba3cool What is this Googling you speak of guvnor?

[MitchofSmeg]

Why doesnt the "leaving in shame" happen when its creationists though?

[SelfImmolator]

Needs to be more subtle.

[smartarse001]

Bring on the stinging nettles, you heartless violent bitch!

[richardcadbury]

I love the tweet noise!

[BurntOrangeMan]

Who is the president of Zimbabwe

[UngodlyFreak]

@BurntOrangeMan Umm.. Robert Mugabe

[route99]

Best way to help uninformed people? Turn off their Fox News subscription.

[sheepOG]

@route99 Best way to help them is to steal their TV and get rid of it.

[xXJeReMiAhXx99]

@route99 and turn on the onion obviously

[UngodlyFreak]

Only complete morons don't know that Zimbabwe's prime minister is Morgan Tsvangirai.

It took me 10 seconds to figure that out. Wikipedia is awesome :)

[jazzer741]

Iv'e been posting how hot she was on every video she is in and some other dude gets the top comment.

[BFLY3]

balls

[Takiado]

lol wtf

[DoDGeRys]

Dat neck.

[LOGIC42369]

mentally tongue fucking her fartcannon...

[magiicmusic]

That awkward moment when your name is Sebastien...

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

LOL who doesn't know who the president of Zimbabwe is. That's just a ridiculous example

[jm2557]

"who ordered pizza"?

[Azlaier]

15th

[patarfuyfuy]

giraffe?

[bodinian]

@Veliuszero1 true story

[AirForcedude5]

@Veliuszero1 Liberals*

[sheepOG]

@Veliuszero1 You don't know you're a partisan slave?

Hey, everyone, this person is a partisan slave!

[frankiebaby725]

@Veliuszero1 and less democrats. Can't forget them.

[frankiebaby725]

@Veliuszero1 but there would be more libertarians

[Pickle312]

@Veliuszero1 or maybe there would just be a lot less Democrats, few know what they're talking about

[Veliuszero1]

@Pickle312 there have been plenty of surveys and studies done on this topic actually. ill give you a clue which party still believes saddam was behind 9/11......not democrats.

[IAmTheWalrusGuy]

@Veliuszero1 or liberals

[Veliuszero1]

@IAmTheWalrusGuy as much as i wish it cut both ways it really doesnt. conservatives have the market cornered for brainwashed supporters by a mile.

[IAmTheWalrusGuy]

@Veliuszero1 Because spending more money is definitely the way to get us out of our hole here. Conservatives may have done wrong, but Liberals haven't done much better. Just look at what Obama has done in this term: Bailed out companies that turned right around and went bankrupt again. He put 535 Million of our dollars into an energy company which just filed for bankruptcy. If Conservatives are corrupt, then Liberals are stupid.

[popkorn66]

@IAmTheWalrusGuy Well that's what you have to do. Republicans won't accept any tax increases for anyone, even though the Wealthy have a very low tax rate. The money that went into the energy company was for them to expand and create jobs in the green energy business and they are investigation what the hell happened to all that money

[HO1ySh33t]

@IAmTheWalrusGuy You really can't be smart without being corrupted.

That's not to say corrupted people are necessarily smart. If they truly are, they wouldn't let their corruption be known.

[dharmaatdawn]

@IAmTheWalrusGuy bhahahha im still confused whats the Republican job proposal is? Besides cutting regulations and sacrificing useless ppl(I mean poor ppl) to the "jobcreators". which companieS. Obama bailed out and they went bankrupt again? besides solindra.

[IAmTheWalrusGuy]

@dharmaatdawn You're acting like 500 million of YOUR money is no big deal. Do you know how many salaries that money could've paid? We're facing a government shutdown, and Obama is handing out money like candy. And there is a difference between a Republican and a Conservative. I'm not supporting Republicans, not entirely. They are a bunch of career politician slimeballs just like everyone else in Congress. The truth here is that Liberals aren't as mighty as they'd like to think they are.

[dharmaatdawn]

@IAmTheWalrusGuy look i never said liberals were all that. in fact I think both parties are working for the same powerful interests and their policies come from that. U said companies, i wanted clarify which ones. government shutdown hahhahahha that was funny. if things were so easy and they would just shut themselves down. yea right; no one gives power that easy. its a theater.

[dharmaatdawn]

@IAmTheWalrusGuy BTW both parties agree on something. for example, recently congress passed a bill on another FREE trade agreement with bipartisian support. so theydo agree on somethings and its not how to help the ppl

[stangeriam]

@Veliuszero1 OMG! This video includes you who think the left/right parties don't sleep together

Both parties work for the Banks, Big Pharma, Big Oil/Gas, Big Business ...Period!

Its an illusion that they work for us. FACT.

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

FACT. Obama is in the pocket of Goldman Sachs. RESEARCH IT!

BANKS FUND BOTH SIDES OF WAR

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. Gon Geothe

[hotrodturtle]

@Veliuszero1 All politicians do this and it never works, everyone just gets in a big pissing match and it changes nothing. Hell, I've even tried it, and doesn't even matter if you're right or wrong, IT NEVER WORKS.

[RunningHalo3andMW2]

@Veliuszero1 Or alot less people in general. Both parties sucks

[darthsnider]

@Veliuszero1 57 states, one left to go!

[domh]

@Veliuszero1 *fewer republicans

[To411u]

@Veliuszero1 You mean Republicans don't know who the President of Zimbabwe is?

[dharmaatdawn]

@To411u you liberal elite always accuse god fearing, hard working, beer drinking honest Republicans of intolerance. look at u self, Republ told u already other countries are not their strongest area. But they studying!! what do u think they stupid?

[To411u]

@dharmaatdawn 1st of all I'm not a Liberal Elite nor am I an American citizen I'm a Canadian I just like american comedy cause its the best in the world.. & secondly I am God fearing I'm a Christian & lastly our countries have a completely different system of law.. I'm sorry if I offended you with my comment.

[dharmaatdawn]

@To411u I was being sarcastic. guess it didnt work out. I was trying to make fun of h. Cain foreign policy knowledge Ube beki beki stan. and that he was studying hard. just like S. Palin was. so no hard feelings.

[To411u]

@dharmaatdawn Oh ok ic ic.. lol I actually get what you said now cause I saw it xD sorry about that I'm the one that really should have known better but u made me feel so dumb!! wow take note Canadians an American made me feel dumb, respect to you my friend! =)

[dharmaatdawn]

@To411u Love Canadians! u a so chill and cool! However, I fear that Canadians a not immune to the "American" politics. Canadian politics extremely bears resemblence to u dysfunctional neighbor. anyway, i hope u enjoyed my joke at least a little bit.:) Happy hollidays

[To411u]

@dharmaatdawn LOL thanks Love Americans too!! (Well the nice ones) lol like this 1 Woman from Austin Texas that I saw @ Work today.. she was touring our mall & probably wanted to get in my pants :p she was awesome though!! I hope I see her around again as a customer I'd be willing to cater to her needs anytime!! & haha ya our politics sure does doesn't it!! & lol haha oh ya I did hopefully more to come on Onion videos? & ya Happy Holidays to you too & a Happy New Year!!

[dharmaatdawn]

@To411u do u have a snow in Canada now? where in Canada a u? how do u know she wanted to get in u pants? so i will know the signs .i ll be on the look out. so u canadians a so hard to resist, I suppose its that damn socialised medicine is to blame. :)