Zombie Tools: Destroying the Deuce

[AKOverlord]

Oh I'm buying one now.

[shdggsdv]

3:42

YOU KILLED MY FATHER

[Windir25]

OH BOY! BAD ASS ZOMBIE KILLING BLADES AND ENSLAVED AS BACKGROUND MUSIC!!!!!!! What can be better?!?!?!

[BradiKal61]

Hmmm... it handles metal, wood, concrete... But will it do the job on decomposing zombies..? I'm skeptical

[nyarlethotep]

This is probably as close to an actual lightsaber that you could possibly get.

[VengeanceIV]

Fuck you indestructible locked doors making me go around through shit loads of zombies. *pulls out deuce* >;}

[thingjob]

Hey y'all watch this!

[eric21881]

i dont think ill be carving my way through construction zones anyway.

[NGG1ARSSMELLBAD]

this is fucking badass, never ever buying sold steel

[Nit3Sh4D3]

ive seen all of your videos and im impressed to say the least but im not quite sold. im interested in the hellion and the phalanx. i only saw one or the other for one shop on old earl the zombie cow. please post another video featuring these blades. and hell they are cool videos. you should post more of them anyways. keep it up guys. thanks

[xellyfer]

Aaagh the entire time I was cringing, waiting for half of the blade snap off and impale one of you. D:

[DublinZombieWalk]

We're very impressed with the video. We love the fact that even though the blade broke (after an unbelievable amount of torture) you still showed that part of the video. Most companies would have hidden that fact. Well done and please don't come to Ireland for our walk! No one would show up if they thought you had your blades with you!

[MichaelHuntington]

You guys are awesome.

[accur81]

That is a badass blade!

[TheTMFD]

I want!! But I can't just dish out 2-3 hundred for that :( A decision I'll regret when the zombie apocalypse happens

[YetAnotherCollegeKid]

I'm the proud owner of a ZT blade, a Rough and Ready Bone Machete, now discontinued. It was (as advertised) rough, but a little grinding and filing sorted that out, and now it's a truly brutal weapon and tool. Anyone looking for a lifelong companion made of sharpened steel would be insane to look anywhere but to ZT. Nothing can beat them.

[RogueXTV]

I too will be ordering in the next 6 months... I just have to print enough shirts to justify it to my wife!!!

[ejasonrichmond]

I was wondering how well this blade would hold up. Thanks for the test video.

[pigro2]

At first I wanted this weapon. After seeing this video, I feel like I need this weapon. Absolutely amazing.

[AxonV2]

don't tell me that's how you do quality control with our swords man... lol

[inboundtman360]

It still looks sick broken

[HolyBmXfReAk2]

You can see that after 90 degrees before he starts chopping the cement the the blade was slightly bent. The blade broke basically right where the 90 bend was after those hits. So don't bend your blade 90 degrees unless you ABSOLUTELY have to, other than that, that was the most durable and and badass weapon I have ever seen.

[Dosufan755]

that was extremely unsafe (but at least they wore safety glasses) but I think this durability outclasses everything I've seen so far! Forget cold steel "proof" vids (did you know they use a new sword for each test in their vids?) Zombie Tools have virtually indestructible blades! I thought they were overpriced, but shit, this proved me wrong. Definitely worth every penny. If only I had the money...sigh.

[guitarbobby3]

I'm buying one.

[5440Borderline]

@guitarbobby3 I will do my absolute best to have one in the next six months. Saving my pennies...

[IllusionaryMind8]

this video should be titled; the Deuce destroying.

[lionchamp777]

So thats what they did with all the tube TV's.... I was wondering why they don't sell them anymore....

[paintball626]

hope you guys enjoyed inhaling the phosphorous from that tv...

[Alufear]

5:37 Broke my heart...:'(

[mrboomheadshot1011]

dont fuck with these guys they will mess the hell out of your reinforced hood

[Docholiday4x4]

can i come party with you guys. big blades PBR and metal. gotta be a good time.

[sajzilla]

zombies aren't real...

[5440Borderline]

@sajzilla Doesn't hurt to be prepared if they are real.

[Shidoshirobert]

thats is the coolest sword ever, Id love to have one

[MrJohnWatches]

best job ever

[pike942]

I would venture to say that even after breaking it, it would kill a zombie!

[Mugrs]

Really great, in case of an zombie car attack, zombie TV attack, zombie air hockey table attack...

[weiss27md]

On their website they say they already have enough orders till Christmas

[DrQuijano]

Can you do similar tests on the Captain and the Katana to see which one I'm getting? The Deuce blade is a bit short on reach for my taste.

[buddyacesisrael1]

i want him to be my dad

[greenmarcosu]

Now you need to reforge the shards into the Thrice, the blade that was broken and reborn!!!

[FuronSpartan]

The Deuce: when you absolutely, positively have to kill every zombie in the city.

[Shmeckeldorf]

And the zombies didn't stand a chance...

[Gump387]

Dear santa....

[TripAClaymore]

I wonder if I could con my family into buying me one of these for Christmas.

[ChalfantMT]

What would you recommend, The Deuce or The Phalanx?

[DrQuijano]

@ChalfantMT If you're short and can't handle one-handed blades for long, det the Deuce. If you're on the normal side or have a strong arm, get the Phalanx.

[YetAnotherCollegeKid]

@DrQuijano, I disagree totally. I'm six one and 220 pounds, and I wouldn't want to use the Phalanx in a multi-target environment. I only know one man personally I would recommend the Phalanx for, and he's huge. I need something with a lot faster tip return than that. Give me the Hellion.

[ChalfantMT]

You guys are fucking awesome!

[keepalive3]

make a video about ZT Spike please

[TripAClaymore]

This would seem to have Book of Eli approval in the post apocalyptic era. Still nothin but a fist full of fuck yeah!!!!

[Heemiez]

1:59 not jump-cuts. that shit happens in REAL TIME!

[levaslevas]

what is that blade?! where did you get it?!?!?!?!!!

[rukonex]

@levaslevas They made it themselves.

[Jumper754]

That is what you call edge retention.

[nyarlethotep]

Your "absolute proof" is way cooler than theirs. I like your style.

[nyarlethotep]

35 cuts to that truck hood. Awesome.

[007slagathor]

never ever retire this blade

[nyarlethotep]

@007slagathor <-------- what he said.

[TheWizardauz]

@007slagathor MAKES A KATANA LOOK LIKE A TOOTH PICK

[tajgrstajl]

Hi ZT ! Can You try it on some zombies pls?

[RoninEnsse]

Wow, that is quite possibly the most outrageous series of torture tests I've ever seen for a blade. Well done, guys. I'm surprised it lasted so long.

[bwtatz99]

Talk about 2 Fists full of Fuck Yeah. That is the baddest marathon torture test I've ever seen on a blade fellas...Cold Steel is a bunch of cunts after seeing that. You guys showed that with a deuce and the nuts to do it you could chop through a cinderblock wall if you have to! Now I just need a job so I can get a deuce, reaper and a bone machete.

[WeaponOfMyDestructio]

you guys should make a Yataghan

[D3mang3l]

Lets see an Ontario machete do that... Hell, lets see a high quality sword do that...

Too bad the Deuce isn't cheap. or I'd own ten.

[OmegaOwA]

Damn, your blades can take a fucking beating alright. Excellent torture tests, lots of fun :P

[37Nitwits]

If only they'd do videos like this with all their other blades.

[RoninEnsse]

@37Nitwits I don't think they can afford to do that, but I think it's safe to say that all of their blades are made to this standard.

[YetAnotherCollegeKid]

@37Nitwits They can't afford to do this with all their blades (and come on, it's not reasonable to expect them to; they are four guys hand-crafting weapons). They chose the Deuce as kinda their flagship, the indispensable apocalypse tool (but cheaper then several of their other blades) and showed us what it could do. Just assume that the rest are built just as well; you won't be disappointed.

[Sammyunwin17]

Needs benny hill music from 3:36 for a while...

[TheHighwayMan72]

I'm glad I ordered my Deuce last week and cannot wait until it arrives here! Seeing the blade in action only excites me all the more.

[MrWalkwithazombie]

I've shown this to a couple people who have talked shit about your blades. All I had to say after wards was, so, still think they're wall hangers?

[neovenetar]

I think I understand why your blades are so fucking expensive now......

[tacticalpheonix]

DAMN CHINESE MADE CRAP

[igasigas]

You guys are fucking man, I love it.

[stevenodd]

One of your blades will be my first big purchase since my car. They are gorgeous.

[benny332]

wow, those swords are the real deal :O

[demonone333]

Oh. My. Fucking. God. I'm ordering one ASAP. you guys fucking rock.