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  • iHope He Doesnt Do His Wife Like That.......

  • He kinda looks like John Stewart

  • Wow, this is the worst thing Funny or Die has ever done.

  • Throughly disappointing...not funny at all. The comments he chose aren't fun, ridiculous or over the top and his antics are forced.

  • @Frenchtwist11 Its also free

  • @sheametsfan6 Exactly what nukes are you referring to? Last time I checked all Iran was doing was figuring out how to enrich uranium.

  • @sheametsfan6 no thats not true at all. RONPAUL2012

  • You reempted an entire meme cycle!

  • Ron Paul 2012 - end the fed, repeal Indefinite Military detention and Internet censorship

  • I'll choose die. This is not fucking funny.

  • A true liberal should hate Obama, because I haven't seen one change from Bush to him.

  • Good news - this video has been viewed in all 57 states!

  • @sheametsfan6 Bernie Sanders isn't a dumbass. Alan Grayson isn't a dumbass. Al Franken isn't a dumbass. Jim Moran isn't a dumbass. There are a few more. Most are, though.

  • Giving poor people free healthcare is basically partially enslaving the American tax payers:

    Tax payers pay money

    That money goes to poor people

    So essentially the tax payers are working for the poor people

    And the poor people give the tax payers nothing in return

    That sounds an awful lot like slavery to me

  • @Jjammer5871 I hope this is a joke. :<

  • @Jjammer5871

    Well i guess then i have to stop paying taxes, cause i wanna be a freaking slave master

  • @Jjammer5871 And letting poor people die because the richest country in the world wouldn't pay for its citizens' health care sounds an awful lot like Malthusian socioeconomic cleansing to me.

  • @Jjammer5871

    No, what it sounds like is you being a selfish ass who would rather poor people die to easily preventable diseases than pay extra money in taxes.

    My god, I thought government was supposed to represent the people. I thought that was what a republic was. However, according to your world view, basic human rights are only privileges. People like you have never had it tough, so it's easy for you to say that poor people should just work harder.

  • Cool vid on moronic rehugs!!!!Do one on the N.H.state rep.who says teens need a minium wage of $5.00 an hour!!!!! Bet she wouldn't want her relatives toiling for $5.00 an hourLOL.Knowing the gopers they probaly want adults working for that wage too.

  • @tehutimes1 in the uk the minimum wage is about £7.00 per hour about $10 for teens and thats still pretty terrible to live on, so yes you guys are getting screwed.

  • I'll choose die

  • That poor doll....

    

  • Lol that was funny

  • Of course, my mom walks in when he's basically humping the doll -.- 

  • @NeversaidIwouldnt that makes this video even funnier!

  • haha this was fucking brilliant!

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • LMFAO!!!

  • and then it has the audacity to mention gay marriage and health care. UM..has obama legalized gay marriage? has obama established universal healthcare? NOPE. im so tired of this party politics bullshit where liberals are pretending that obama is a liberal. show me the evidence.

  • this video is utter stupidity. its not an argument to just quote your "opponent" and wink. im not a republican, im extremely socially liberal. for that reason, im also not a democrat. the epa was defended when we are the second largest polluter in the world. oh and the department of education is equally as wonderful, our public schools are the envy of the world!

  • @jerseyyboy93 And you're taking Funny or Die seriously why?

    Also - Public schools died because of NCLB. If that didn't happen, we wouldn't have you complaining that public schools are bad. Besides, it's not the schools themselves. It's the school boards at fault. People elect a school board to do a job, and if they don't do a good job, it's not the school's or school district's fault. Of course, there are teachers that don't deserve to work, but that's a different argument all together.

  •  Let's see here, "Blah, blah, blah Liberal, blah, blah, blah, you suck, blah, blah this ain't funny, blah, blah, blah, blah Osama,, Nobama, blah, blah, blah, blah, Dictatorships, blah, blah, blah, Liberal. I don't know which is more pathetic. Not understanding satire, actually believing any of the statements made in this video or the lame, misspelled, monosyllabic responses from from the right wing Tard gallery.

  • @Mudflappus cs commie

  • HAHAHAH Its too funny!  I'd LMAO with a Democratic impersonation vida even more!

  • @SaraCHAII to bad you wont ever hear a Democrat saying psycho babble bullshit like a republican.

  • The more honest a president is, the more he is hated.

  • Omg 1:23

  • Die.

  • So basically, to distract you from the actual quotations, they put a bunch of ridiculous bullshit in the background to make you think everything they say is ridiculous, without even considering the actual words that are being said. Yeah. That's the way that democrats do it... and dictatorships.

  • @upontherooftops When the hell did sadam ever do this!? The quotes speak for themselves. Gay marriage the biggest threat in past 30 years? Wanting to replace the Environmental Protection Agency? Wanting close the Board of Education? Yeah that's right their shit looks just as stupid in text as it does in this video.

  • @TMBrd89 I'm sure you're a Saddam Hussein expert. Just because they said those things doesn't make this video funny. Comedians use politics as a pathetic attempt at humor, when they know people are going to like it simply because they're on the same team.

  • @upontherooftops lol sweetie you missed the message. You are right this video ISN'T very funny. The political message is what is important. The fact is that Republican's want to destroy the education board for your children. So that you who is not an educator has to home school them. Please focus the catastrophe and not the lack of comedy. Thanks a billion!

  • @TMBrd89 You're so full of bullshit, it's hilarious. But what does it matter? Our Education in the country is complete shit. So I guess it doesn't matter if we do have a board of education or not - but please, someone explain to me why so many teachers at the age of fifty or younger retire because "Life is too hard". And by the way, my dad who is NOT an educator taught me more than teachers at school who just dish out homework to do for a whole class period or tell me how capitalism sucks.

  • @MLE1201 So our education system is suffering, so you recommend we shut it down all together? It seems your dad did a piss poor job of educating you. So to dispel the bullshit you just vomited up.

    1. No teachers can retire before age 50 on normal conditions, unless they have other sources of income.

    2. "life is too hard." does not allow a teacher to retire nor does it increase their retirement pension.

    Grow up and act like you have some sense. How old are you?

  • not all republicans are shit.... some are piss too

  • Enough with government indoctrination, time for *Free Market Education*!

  • Whaaaaa?!?!

  • gay shit.

  • LIBERAL OR DIE is more like it.

    Just saying,,,,,

  • Im a repub

  • 496 people are dead :(

  • LIBERAL OR SHUT UP!

  • All of you are stupid! why are there any political parties, all of them are greedy MOFOS! I'm not a anti-government type it's just stupid that we fight each other over stupid shit!

  • Wanna do this skit with democrat quotes girl y man...

  • If we are talking about republicans...the blow up doll was the wrong sex.

  • The red on the dislike bar represents the republicans.

  • OH NOESSSSSS ANOTHER UNFUNNY VIDEO

  • This guys eyes are way too close together...they are making me cross-eyed.

  • What the fuck??

  • As a left wing, pinko, fag-loving, jew-kissing elitist pig, I must say that this was very un-funny.

  • wrecked. way2go guys

  • This is funny...thank God.

  • Ugh why does politics have to come into humor?

  • @thebendandsnappers because some of the shit that gets said by members of both parties is completely • ridiculous and deserves to be made fun of

  • thumbs down

  • @redruM123M  U mad?

  • @HeasonFoom lol

  • @HeasonFoom i dont it get @.@

  • @HeasonFoom

    ARE YOU NAILIN PALIN?

  • @HeasonFoom Sarah Palin is a moron

    what obama did for the USA

    Has made education a national priority by putting emphasis and money behind new ideas like charter schools, but speaking directly to school children in telling them they have to do their part

    $789 billion economic stimulus plan

    Better body armor is now being provided to our troops

    Expand vaccination programs

    Improved housing for military personnel

    Protected 300,000 education jobs

  • @Godofrockl666 God you're stewpud

  • @matrix49A taking it from the one who spelled stupid wrong

    unless you have a "legit" comeback on why he is a bad president instead of the bullshit you people have been giving me

  • @HeasonFoom Look im a republican and im just getting sick of this. Your going to call us a bunch of racist pigs and were going to call you a bunch of socialist pussys. It's stupid all this back and forth non stop. Neither side will ever give up or go away until the end of this government......Im just sick of it

  • @HeasonFoom Lmfaoooo Sarah Palin is the stupidest woman on the planet.

  • @lamunoit95 IKR! *high five*

  • @HeasonFoom .......... GO OBAMA!

  • @HeasonFoom what?

  • @HeasonFoom Lawlz, Sarah Palin?

  • @HeasonFoom I will get the palin signal!!

  • @HeasonFoom r u serious or just joking?

  • @HeasonFoom I hope you were being sarcastic.

  • @HeasonFoom Haha god i hope this isnt serious...

  • @HeasonFoom You are the most ignorant sad pathetic excuse for an American and you can't even spell dirty correctly....

  • OMG, the ad is penguins. Tux has you now.

  • i constantly find how shit americas government is funny XD

  • Republicans got OWNED!!

  • LOL. Brilliant.

  • that was pretty insane lol

  • SIT DOWN, AND SHUT UP. lol, man dick is evil.....

  • @jmorris6758 I think he is a sith lord.. i am pretty sure of it. lol

  • I've heard shit 100 times worse from democrats + a whole lot creepier videos.

  • @ThatHaloGuy117

    Put up a video response

  • lol! its funny cus its so overdone

  • @ghiblix2 And is it constitutional for you to force healthcare into their lives, or else they are taxed or jailed? That doesn't sound constitutional at all.

  • Healthcare costs more, national debt over 13trill, world tyrants winning, military is officially obsolete compared to Russia, China and in the future, Vietnam (I hope China invades. Let us see how inferior America is now. :)), everyone showing distrust in the United States, Patriot Act re enabled... Trust me, RepubliCONS were socialist liars. But you went WAY out of hand.... Obama's first bill costs more than the entire Iraq war combined. Fact. Look it up.

  • And also, why do you mix Jimmy Faggot's stupidity, with Bill Banger's sexist pig ways, along with Barrack Osama's incompitance to lead for president? Doesn't make sense... Also, he does bend over to dictators. North Korea, Iran .. Who else? Finally he fights Libya? Set facts before posting shit, dumbass.

  • so when does it get funny ???

  • Dude, you know what you should do? Shut the fuck up. Sorry FoD, but now you've become this dumbass liberal-big mouth like the others? Shut up.... TheAmazingAtheist, You and all the Other Shit heads need to wake up. Neither party has done anything. But at least Republicans have helped very much in the 80s. Stupid shits.

  • If you don't get the funny part. Its cause you are republican asstard. This has been a free Public Announcement courtesy of, You ought to know. Thank you.

  • guess this is the ...or die part? People are sick of the R vs D fake battle. They are both the same... hasn't the bush0bamarama exemplified this yet?

  • Lmao.

  • there's like 0 humor in this... wow...

  • Vote Republican, it's so much easier than actually thinking....

  • The following words were spoken by actual republicans by a HAS BEEN actor best know for a mediocre TV comedy called WINGS.

    Yes that age's me.

    Most the young people here don't know who this guy is.

    LOL!

  • So when does the funny come in?

  • roflmao

  • @ghiblix2 They Mandate Insurance for CARS for people (like you), that would be too God damn lazy, and inconsiderate to foot the bill themselves, knowing good, and well they could.

  • Fuck I'm sick of seeing super Gieeeeerrrrrmooooo

  • @Whytnoiz07 I got to see the Insidious trailer. Thank God I was spared that commercial.

  • Wow I can't believe people really said those things.... 0_o

  • nice send up of republicans, fucking hilarious

  • im canadian but this is still funny

  • they may not say shit but they do talk a lot of shit...

  • This guys eyes are too close together.

  • Okay, you all need to calm down. This video is simply meant to put some light on things that are simply too stupid to say, and they happen to come out of the mouths of Republicans. I think they should do a Dem one too, but anyone with a semi-decent education should know that these statements are absolutely moronic for any human being to say.

  • @TheRLKing Like nothing STUPID ever comes out of Democrats mouths!

  • @NWsubmom I never said it didn't. Matter of fact, I specifically said that they should do one for Democrats.

  • @NWsubmom

    So true. Irrelevant, but so true.

  • @NWsubmom looks like ppl are pissed that republicans just got ripped by an internet comedy channel. (OWNED)

  • @NWsubmom true, but democrats don't mean everything they say.

  • @uberbrickmaster Are you kidding?

    Micheal Moore doesn't believe America's broke?

    LOL!

  • LMAO epic funny

  • @ghiblix2 seriously ur gonna talk about reform? Im not talkin about FDR im talkin about LBJ!! he created the fucked up system that needed the reform! And yea he was a liberal!!! from my beloved Texas!!! but i still hate that SOB for creating a system to let looseres live off of! there would be no need for reform if the bullshit sytem wusnt created in the first place! so yea that pos clinton did some reform to a system his former party leaders created big fuckin deal right!

  • @ghiblix2 It's not Mandated to insure a person! That's not a service MANDATED to a human! The constitution wasn't made when cars were you fuck-tard. Auto-Insurance = YOUR AUTOMOBILE! Not every human has an Automobile. Therefore, it's not a Mandated service you slow child! Come on now, that's simple logic! If you can't foot the bill, get another job son. Or, you can ask mommy, and daddy to. Seeing as they probably bought you the car.

  • @ghiblix2 You're fucking stupid if you think insurance just works like that! HAHA! If you hit someone, your ass will foot the bill. If you think otherwise, you have let the Liberal Agenda corrupt your silly little mind! Don't bring 'you, and I' into an equation, when I seriously doubt you're even old enough to pay taxes. You sound like a child that is still in High School being taught by some Liberal Education system.

  • @11Bgetitdone why not? the american middle class foot the bill for the rich, 7 trillion dollar bill. the republicans are hand puppets to the corporate pig, you on 'you tube', probably make a modest living so that makes you a cock puppet to the corporate pig..for being conservative you sure use the word liberal alot. move to China you would serve your master better there.

  • @n8tivguitar Wait, I follow a puppet for a coperate pig? Yet, you Liberals are the one allowing a Brazlian Drilling company to take our resources? Yet, you Liberals are the one allowing economic terrorism from the SEIU! Yeah, I'm a puppet! Learn before you speak, you fucking moron.

  • @11Bgetitdone yeah you conservonazis are to blame, you and your koch brothers financiers. "drill baby drill" (conservonazi shit) duh winning

    union busting (just basic nazi scum shit) you will loose your not just a average koch puppet but a cock puppet just there to use for fucking the people

    THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOOT THE BILL TO THE RICH.. FUCKING FACT and you know how you people respond to fact with your strawman

  • @n8tivguitar Nazi? Uh, actually, the Nazis were pro socialists. Nazism does not even revolve around Conservatism. Also, Sarah Faggot, Mike FaggotBoy, and John McRat are all socialist, lying assholes who care nothing but to destroy the Republican party. All side against their party (get rid of the illegal assholes, cut medicare/obamacare which are useless and cost more, get out of Fucking NATO (Northern Atlantic Terrorist Organization of killing 5,000 innocent Serbs including Milosevic.)

  • @n8tivguitar And uhm, what do unions do again?... Last time I checked, they have no reason to exist in the first place. They only get extra benefits (like pigs) from the democrats they elect. That is all! Besides that, they're useless and cost too much! And what the hell did you mean by your last sentence? You are a sad, uneducated, mother fucker!

  • @Tyco200 haha your the idiot don't know what unions are... google it. if the dumbest mother fucker on the planet can i'm sure you can

  • @n8tivguitar Uhm, what? Yea, and the middle class are the hard working worker-bees who, if are taxed, will loose their jobs and will fucking starve. Sorry, but I'd rather let that fat pig over there stay off his government welfare while I keep my family safe. ;) He should have gone to college. (And by college, I mean WITHOUT the whole banging process of having sex 24/7...) Also, problem kiddo! Liberalism has failed in every major nation adopting it (Russia,.Vietnam, NK and soon China.) -

  • @n8tivguitar Capitalism, on the other hand, saved England, built the U.S, built the west and has prospered everywhere. Also, please note most of our founders were Conservatives? Washington rebelled against the British after receiving high taxes on his crops up in Vermont. Eventually, he, a farmer, would later become a hero who formed this nation. Go back to saluting Hitler and Stalin and Adolf Palin, you fucking loser. Also, learn grammar too while at it. ;)

  • @Tyco200 capitalism is ok. chinas mix of communism capitalism is dominating the american working man because the politicians are purchased hand puppets and there boss don't care about people are the nation just about making money. but what i don't under stand is you right wing loons go crazy, if its the election of the first black president or the creation of a Jewish state you go nuts. 1 germany 2 middle east 3 america, go back to your cave and think of more ways to attack women.

    -☭-CPUSA

  • @ghiblix2 No, Auto Insurance is mandated to people that drive. You don't need insurance on a specific person. It's... Wait for it... THE CAR you can insure! Not a person. I pay taxes for that purpose. To help the less fortunate. Not people too damn lazy to do their own bidding. Granted. The 2 are mis-interpreted quite a bit. But, it's not mandated to insure a person with Auto-Insurance. You just made your self out to be a dumb-ass, with that statement.

  • @11Bgetitdone Dude? Ignore the bastard. Isn't worth talking to a 10yr old, liberal pig who lives off Government Welfare and is too selfish to see real, hard working people die. Poor little fucker, probably has no idea of what has happened with Healthcare, or the spending, or the fact that the liberals have done a lot more damage to America than Bush Faggot... He's a child! :D

  • @ghiblix2 Wait... It passed because of a Democratic Majority... Nothing more, nothing less. They wanted a bill passed to defy the Constitution! By making the American people buy a service, or be fined for not doing so... That's a DIRECT breach of the Constitution! Don't try to state other wise.

  • what the hell is this crap?

  • @ghiblix2 Okay. If Liberals like by said code... Then why is Obama-Care about to happen? Not every person deserves it. Yet, according to him, and the Liberal Agenda, it's something every American needs. Bull-shit.

  • ...Wow......

  • fuck republicans

  • @jmorris6758 Nice argument there, Michael Moore! Have any other bright things that won't get you mobbed in the middle of New York? :P

  • @Tyco200 LIKE I SAID, FUCK REPUBLICANS

  • @ghiblix2 i thought u were smart enough to realize i basicly conceded my point on it being takin out of context. With that said, now it seems like ur focusing on that b/c u cant refute the rest of what i said. Dont be stupid like the other liberals.

  • @ghiblix2 Damn ur stupid liberals are the reason welfare was created! Liberals are the reason the bullshit healthcare bill was passed so that people that dont work can still get it!!! Liberals love to give drop out loosers money. why? b/c it wins the votes of those loosers and the votes of people that feel like they are better people for feeding those loosers. And the just plain stupid like u it gets them elected thats all they care about!

  • More Liberal spin really! on the dumb gage the left has it all locked up all the way back to FDR fantasy land Including Charming monroe banger JFK

  • They are all cats in mouse-land, wheres the dumb stuff Dems have said?

  • I enjoy Steven Weber. He's kind of pretty.

  • funny or die sucks

  • @AaronApack

    make you're own comedy channel, and guess what this is fucking free (thanks to ads).

  • cracks my shit up

  • If I was a minimum wage earring comedian; who, over night, was discovered by a major liberal Sketch comedy TV show who paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars; then 3 years later, I signed on with a major liberal Hollywood film company that paid me millions of dollars…ya, I’d probably be an outspoken Liberal too. Unfortunately, I have to make a fraction of that money over the course of 50 year, doing real, boring, important work without national recognision. I'll stick with Republican advice

  • @mdstalla Please, shut up or comment on how funny (or not funny) this video is.

  • @femmefatalep3 I call AIDS the butt flu.

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  • @mdstalla I guess that makes Stupid the Fucked You Flu.

  • @EZGOinRI Great point corky. Now go back to eating your Spaghetti-Os and try not to masturbate into your milk this time.

  • @mdstalla I stopped eating Spaghetti-Os when I found out you were using them for cockrings...and it was your glass of milk, I had the 7-Up.

  • @EZGOinRI The man said 'cock ring!' Good answer; I'm starting to like you.

  • Real or joke ????

    lol

  • The FEDERAL Dep of Ed does nothing more than give out student loans (and some other buroecratic bullshit) which the somehow spend $60 BILLION on . Note: that's the ADMIN costs - not the amount of the loans. We need local and State DoE, but not Federal.

  • Nice how you threw in Coulter, a person who's never once held public office or run for it, in there.

  • @CripplingDuality So? It is glaringly obvious that she is a Republican. 

  • @Sirandrewthe7th

    No, she's a(n allegedly) conservative commentator.