SEX WITH SAPHY!

[Saphykitten]

Uhh



[03RaeRae]

This literally made me have a laughing fit.<3

[xxxroaringJessxxx]

btw u look like jamie oliver in this vid

[AnimeRockerFangirl]

Ahh, that was awesome XD Saphy, your hair looks soooo awesome!

[Kennyforever100]

Well you know how to treat a girl and show her a good time.

[AndyPandySophie]

haha a willy hit, :P <3

[flopefulify]

Luke I love your videos but..... stop touching your hair!!!!

[beckylc25]

wow that was so mean you beat her up how cud you be so mean

[Makeawishbecometrue]

ihave 1 of those dogs!!!!!!!

[myheartbelongstosos]

I LOVED THIS!!! XD

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

You sound like my science teacher. Are you from London, or Essex? Or am I just an idiot who doesn't even know his own countries accents.

[ImOnlyWatchingStuf]

ZOMG. I used to have that figure/doll/thing with a hole at the bottom :O And I have a dinosaur, though not that one, that eats my socks in my German lessons. And they say we are safe at school.

[Kodocha7]

LOL also thanks for adding me as a friend

[saphyisapidgeon]

@LukeIsNotSexy

you loser (: 

[lazytownlive]

thats propper funny well done for getting her back lol

[saphyisapidgeon]

@lazytownlive yeye :D

[ChiCokesies]

@saphyisapidgeon lmao yeah, in a non creeeper way. :P

[saphyisapidgeon]

@ChiCokesies ohrly? :P

[alejandromolina01]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA

[jellybeanluv01]

my friend is 6ft 3 and has pedo hair -but he is awesome.

my other friend has a 7 inch dick, so she beats Saphy.

tut tut Luke. beating up poor innocent girls!

Your hair's still looks good though xD

[saphyisapidgeon]

@jellybeanluv01 i dont have a penush D:

[Kut3Kitty]

Hahaha. xD

Ooohhh I love this! <3

[FallingBlackTears]

''and then a willy hit again'' LOOOOOOOL!!!

[piNkLeMOnsDrop]

hitting girls is a no! bwahahahahaha

[ChiCokesies]

is that your sister?! shes reaaaaaaaaally pretty. *no homo?

fuuuck, i have finals tomorrow, i shouldnt be on youtube. haha <3

[saphyisapidgeon]

@ChiCokesies you think i'm pretty? =D <3333

[crazy4boyz123]

dnt worry luke i like it shorter!!

[chrissie0444]

@LukeIsNotSexy i kid i kid :)

[GirlPeaceMaker]

"so i cried." xDD

[TheTheoryox]

When you sat down and sorted your hair at 2:18 and said "Hello... Hairdresser" you SO reminded me of Matt Smith from Doctor Who. It. Was. Awesome. [: Your videos rock ^.^

[nedy17]

All hail king Saphy! *bows*

[saphyisapidgeon]

@nedy17 BARE LOVEAGE<3

[boricuagirl13]

lol that was funny..

[Ninjaciara1]

hahahaha!!!! you got your revenge on her!!!!!!!

[threecheersforalice]

oh dearie me... i just turned ginger :D:D:D GINGERS FO LIFE!!!!

[DuckyDucklington]

OMG. I have that dog rape dog, too o.O

[GingersPointOfView]

I HAVE A DINOSAUR EXACTLY LIKE THAT. i knew you stole it. I'm informing the police. ;) x

[BroniaaX]

omg this was hilarious :')

I love her hair <3

[WoahItsAMonkey]

Hahaha!!!! She deserved to be beaten up. xD

[saphyisapidgeon]

@WoahItsAMonkey do i? :L

[TheMoonsOrb]

Oh yay for great friends :) me and my friends are totally goofs like this! : D p.s her hair is total quiggleness : D

[irishjoe96]

I didn't think you could post tapes of saphy and you... "oh gosh" :P

[saphyisapidgeon]

@irishjoe96 o;

[crj911]

And I said, "Hello, hair dresser." And don't worry, your hair looks good. My hair is short...I want long hair again -cries- And bah ha, Green Giant XD

[TehRSDude]

I want her hair. O_O

(I'm sorry Luke, your hair is just not good enough anymore :x)

[saphyisapidgeon]

@TehRSDude :D :3 thanks

[TehRSDude]

@saphyisapidgeon How is that a thanks you? xD

I'm just kidding though, Luke. I still love you! ^_^ -huggles-

[threecheersforalice]

omzg!!!! You are a normal perverted teenage boy!! I was starting to worry about you :D

[IemoJo]

Ahh,but your hair's so fluffy(:

[OrangesEatingApples]

This video is hilarious.. I laughed alot :L

And I love your hair :') xx

[mellbells]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HIT GIRLS LUKE!!! Even if they are your friends! LOL

You cant win. But Saphy is quite cool. :-) and your hair looks just dandy.

[saphyisapidgeon]

@mellbells (':

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@mellbells ahahah im sorry :P

ahaha

thanks ;]

[chrissie0444]

@LukeIsNotSexy :O why not? cause im your gf xD !!

[IfOnlyAlice]

This made me laugh alot! I actually like your hair alot like that, but NEVER go shorter! longish hair is best xxx

[TheMilkaChick]

I think you just made my day

^_^ xx

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@TheMilkaChick ahah im glad ;DD ^_^xx

[Aubrey477]

i quite like you hair like that!

stop beating up girls luke, it isnt very nice.

and i think you invented the new thing for pirates...no more parrots on their shoulders, just dragons xD

super funny as always ;) <3

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@Aubrey477 awhhh thank you :]

And yes it is, its lovely ;) hahahahahaaaa

ahaha yes ;) <3

[Patriciamcb]

poor saphy! u make her suffer... that's not cool... or is it? nahhh i don't think so... but sure it was funny =D

i can't say why i had fun watching this but i did... lol

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@Patriciamcb hhaha thakns :P

yeah it is coooool ;)

ahah fair enough xD

[justinbieberforeva0]

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO.... made my day :D <3 <3 <3

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@justinbieberforeva0 hehe im glad ;DD <3 <3 <3

[CantBuyMeLuve]

do the truffle shuffle!

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@CantBuyMeLuve the whutttttt? xD

[CantBuyMeLuve]

@LukeIsNotSexy Its from the movie The Goonies! look it up and do it in your next video pleeeeeeasssse

[WIERDMUSICVID]

HAHA



[LukeIsNotSexy]

@WIERDMUSICVID HAHA

[Smileywerewolf]

hehehehe Your both crazy!!! Love it!!!

I am satisfied with your job of hitting her luke!! hehe

Gotta love revenge! =D

Keep up the good work!! <3 Love you long time!! 

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@Smileywerewolf ahahhaha thanks :]

LOL yes i love revenge ;) haha

thank youu :P <3

[Smileywerewolf]

@LukeIsNotSexy

LOVE REVENGE!!! XD hehe "Don't get angry, get revenge"

=D Ur welcome!!

[ballucanb1]

Your hair will grow back, meanwhile you will look like every other teenager on youtube

You and Saphy have a good relationship don't ruin it with sex, if I were you I would keep it that way, sex would end your good the times you have now.

[saphyisapidgeon]

@ballucanb1 DONT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN ;LL

you do know luke has a girlfriend rate? one of my friends? SO LAY OFF YEAH ;D

anyway we all know that we shouldnt have sex as we will get pregnant and die...

xDD

[ballucanb1]

@saphyisapidgeon You two just can't take a joke you fall for it every time

[saphyisapidgeon]

@ballucanb1 sorry :( :L

[ballucanb1]

@saphyisapidgeon No problem, lighten up it's only youtube.I still love both of you.

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@ballucanb1 ahahah fair enough xD :L

ahahah we're not having sex dont worryxD :L

[saphyisapidgeon]

@LukeIsNotSexy o.o

[CollinKelleyPoetry]

Hmmm...errr....ahhhh... (that's all I got for this vid)

P.s. Your hair looks fine.

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@CollinKelleyPoetry ahhahahaaa okay ;) LOL

and thanks:p

[spazmonkey618]

I believe I am satisfied....

HIT HER AGAIN! :L

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@spazmonkey618 ahahahahha!!! :L :P

okay ;) haha

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@Multicolorfulness hehe thank you :P

I'm glad you thought so :D

[marsandgeez]

Domestic violence :L 

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@marsandgeez hahha hell yes ;) ha

[HeckYeahImShort]

How long are these videos going to go on?

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@HeckYeahImShort ahah this was the last one i think (:

[chrissie0444]

is she your new gf? xD

[saphyisapidgeon]

@chrissie0444 nope ;L

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@chrissie0444 nopeeeee :]

[Fizwidge]

WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@Fizwidge D: </3

[saphyisapidgeon]

@Fizwidge 'cos you love me? LAVE YOU FIZZY<3

[peachiikeenful]

AHAHAHAHA! laughed too much at the bit where she pushed you off the chair, laughed and then looked extremely shocked at the thud :')

[saphyisapidgeon]

@peachiikeenful i was like oh fuck. ;L

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@peachiikeenful ahahahah it atually hurt D: :L

[danielle21496]

AAlll im gonna say is damn luke you kick her ass.(: haha

[saphyisapidgeon]

@danielle21496 oh yes, yes he did. :L

[Lulabelle131]

LMAO!!! i havent laughed like that in ages!!!

Best line evar.... 'But it only has a hole!!!!' XD

[saphyisapidgeon]

@LukeIsNotSexy fuck you whore, sapphire has two p's D:

:L

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@saphyisapidgeon D:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­ahahahaha

i actually put two p's then got scared and changed it xDD

[pineapple56789]

Haha some well deserved revenge

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@pineapple56789 ahahah i thought so ;) haha

[shikigamigurl]

When I this in the new video menu thingy and I saw the title I was like: What. The. Fuck?!!!!! Then i clicked the video and I got it....:D Yay..(kind of) Saphy got a taste of her own medicine! But don't ever hurt a girl again! ;D And speaking of hurting Saphy, I think u hit her a little bit too hard with the stick and the pillow that was behind her. Well to me it looked like it hurt! And I noticed u got a haircut on ur last video! It looks nice! ^_^

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@shikigamigurl ahahhahahahahahahah lovely ;D LOLLL

ahha yeah she did, but i dont dont worry :P

ahahah yeah i think i did, she's okay though :Plolol

thank you (:

[HahnJames]

Luke, Luke, Luke, I really don't know what to say about this video Your hair looks fine. You look like a gentleman. You could even get away without being thought of as a pervert with that haircut. (That was a feeble attempt at humor, in case you missed it.)

Luke, please don't promote violence against women. Don't forget, your mother and your sister are women.

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@HahnJames ahahahha thanks James! ;)

I'm sure that avoiding being accused of being a pervert was the intention of my haircut ;)

Of course I'm not promoting violence against women D:

[LovingEveryMinute09]

okay i love you luke but im kinda siding with saphy cuz i hav a friend that calls me a guy wen im not T.T

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@LovingEveryMinute09 ahahahah im sorry D;

[LovingEveryMinute09]

@LukeIsNotSexy its not ur fault hes a jerk! lol thx for the sympathy tho! :)

[BioHazardCL4]

WTF!?! What gave you the idea of making a sex video staring saphy? And why would you make the horrible noices? And why would you hit a girl? Luke you get more random by the day. :)

[BioHazardCL4]

WTF!?! Where did you get the idea to make a sex video staring Saphy!?! And why would you hit a girl? Luke you become more radom by the day. :D

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@BioHazardCL4 ahahahahhaah I have no idea

the sex video idea actually came AFTER we edited the first cut

then we added the Black and white stuff xD

[BioHazardCL4]

@LukeIsNotSexy LoL. Luke words fail me. :)

[pinkyprincess06]

LMFAO! I couldn't stop laughing xD

you guys are epic! :D

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@pinkyprincess06 ahahha thank you :P

Im glad ;DD

[ChrisBlissNess]

ugh this video made my day so much better :) <3

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@ChrisBlissNess hehe awhh im glad ;D

I hope you're okay though ! <3

[MuttonChopInButchers]

Luke you're not supposed to hit a girl bitch! :')

[saphyisapidgeon]

@MuttonChopInButchers Am i really a girl? ;D xDD yes, yes i am.

[MuttonChopInButchers]

@saphyisapidgeon Unless you have a penis..which according to Luke you do..and 5 inches..not bad! :'D

[saphyisapidgeon]

@MuttonChopInButchers I DO NOT. he lies -shifty eyes-

thats not long enough Hmmmm. ;L

[MuttonChopInButchers]

@saphyisapidgeon Mines 32 inches but its too hard to handle (pun..)

[saphyisapidgeon]

@MuttonChopInButchers i see how it is ;L

[MuttonChopInButchers]

@saphyisapidgeon Yes..yes you do..well, you can have half of mine if you want, its a painful experience but i'll cope :'D

[saphyisapidgeon]

@MuttonChopInButchers you can keep it. i like my womanhood, mostly. ;L

[MuttonChopInButchers]

@saphyisapidgeon You dont know what you're missing out on :'D

[TheMiramara]

poor saphy D: she got beat up and raped by the dog....

[saphyisapidgeon]

@TheMiramara i didn't mind ;L

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@TheMiramara ahahah she deserved it :) haha

[TheMiramara]

@LukeIsNotSexy what part the hitting part or the raped by dog O.o? XD

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@TheMiramara ahahha both :L

[TheMiramara]

@LukeIsNotSexy saphy's laugh slowed down is disturbing O - O

[saphyisapidgeon]

@TheMiramara tell me about it D:

[emochick56651]

LMAO! Luke ur not suppose to hit girls.

btw id make a sex tape with u...o.o

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@emochick56651 ahhahahahah oh well, she deserved it ;)

and lolololll okay xD o_ :p

[lookitsmon]

Don't hit girls, Luke! >:(

But you guys are funny, you should make more videos together! Not necessarily inappropriate ones though... haha.

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@lookitsmon hehe but she deserved it ;) hhaaa

hehe yeah well me and saphy are quite inappropriate people.... :L

[savannahsaur]

you two are hilarioussss together. XD

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@savannahsaur hehe thank youu xDD

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@lyaogirl LOLL :p

[GracieLikesCheese1]

thanks for the add (: i accepted :D

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@GracieLikesCheese1 hehe thats okay ;D

and thanks :P :}

[JohnsonBubleLover]

LMFAO. oh luke, these are the reasons why you rock <3

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@JohnsonBubleLover hehe thank you ;p xD <3

[sarahlouisehaycox]

I have no idea why this was so funny!

But it was!

Hi saphy :)

[saphyisapidgeon]

@sarahlouisehaycox hey(:

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@sarahlouisehaycox ahaha thank you :P ;]

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@lyaogirl thats whaat she said ;) ;)

and yeah it did :S

[LukeIsNotSexy]

100TH COMMENT ;)

[Coretella]

i now want to go out and buy a dragon toy o.o mainly cause thats just awesome ^.^ and i think the shorter hair is still cute ;p you may not be sexy but you are cute! bwhahaha~ ^.^

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@Coretella ahahhaha they are awesome xDDD

hehe thank you :P :]

[rlstar38]

looks like a fun time lawlersss

ps ur hair isnt too short :)

todays actual factuals:

1) Harry Potter should be emporer president of the world

2) ur outtro is wrong: you are indeed funny

3) most pidgeons have purple feathers!

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@rlstar38 ahahhahaaa it was fun xDD

OOOO facts xD

1) its not a fact.. but its TRUE :D

2) aha thanks xD :P

3) OMG RLY!?!? xD

[toaddoffin]

"And then a willy hit again! Willy? I mean welly. That would be something quite different." bahahaha that just made my day Luke (:

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@toaddoffin ahhahaha im glad xD haha

[FindingDani]

tsk tsk luke...you went from various animal rape to saphy rape :P you are advancing :P ;)

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@FindingDani hahahahahahha I AM :D

im moving onto retarded blondes xD

[playstation645angie]

LOL another funny blog.

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@playstation645angie hehe thanks ;D

[saphyisapidgeon]

hey luke, you spelt my name wrong in the tags..

LOSER. ;L

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@saphyisapidgeon D: :L

[puppyprincess524]

Hi Lukey! Hey Saphy! The sexual noises was kind of creepy luke, though you still are very sexy lukey. I still like you hair its PREEETTYY! You fell and went boom lol. please dont kill saphy yet wait a few days.

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@puppyprincess524 hhahahah they were creepy yes :L

and hehe thanks :P ;DDDDD

ahah i wont, dont worry xD

[puppyprincess524]

@LukeIsNotSexy Good, just stay out of prison, trust me you wouldnt do well in a place like that. Im just saying. <3 you luke :D

[hazrover]

The slow motion laughs are brilliant xD

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@hazrover LOLL i know

saphy's laugh is amazing xD

[laughlovelaura]

if you look up random on the dictionary; this should come up :)

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@laughlovelaura ahhah it really should xD

[AWESoMEPLATYPUS]

i like your hair this way it looks nice =)

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@AWESoMEPLATYPUS awhh thank you ;DD

[beautifulvampiress13]

I got a haircut yesterday, and i had a really cool layered cut that i needed to touch up on, so she gave me an almost mullet and she chopped off all my bangs, and im a chick :( oh god

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@beautifulvampiress13 AWHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it'll grow back rigght? :]

[Taylautnerobsessed]

lmao to dog rape lol

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@Taylautnerobsessed ahaha she screamed xD